Massage Parlor Reports

**Doogie0039** · 07-10-11 12:00

Originally Posted by Gabby W [View Original Post]

New place is in a private home not far from the Hazel Crest location. Nice neighborhood. Still getting set up so don't expect the total spa feel.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/2485230940.html

Whom do you recommend from this list?

http://www.paribella.com/#/our-therapists/4542835413

Carmen and Paris have my eye. I am interested in taking a trip but I would like to gather more intell before I drive down to Hazel Crest. Thanks!

**Gabby W** · 07-10-11 09:36

Originally Posted by DreamLuver1110 [View Original Post]

I have had the pleasure of trying the old place in hazel crest. It was kinda hidden in an industrial park but probobly a good spot so it didn't draw attention. My trip there was all smiles even tho I had an older heavier black girl. Def a place ill go back to. I hope the new one keeps the flare as the old one. If anyone gets any info on where it is and how its set up I would love to know. TRUST ME YOU won't BE DISAPPOINTED!

New place is in a private home not far from the Hazel Crest location. Nice neighborhood. Still getting set up so don't expect the total spa feel.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/2485230940.html

**ChicagoGoer** · 07-10-11 06:27

Drove past the old Presidential Massage, but it has a "For Lease" sign on the window. I called but this number doesn't even ring for me. Anyone with any luck?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...l-body/8387003

**Doogie0039** · 07-09-11 13:59

http://www.suitesurrenderspa.com/

I visited this week as their BP ads looked promising. Search for napping or wabash in the health / services section. I drew the red head. She is Russian and very attractive. I met her at their incall location. In a big building near wabash and washingon. Located near the el stops. Their place accommodates one person and is very quiet. I got undressed and laid naked waited for her to enter. Once she did enter she covered me up after a minute of walking around. She gave a good massage. I am curious about the other girls. I did not see them, but I am going to give it another try. I will report. First time massage is 70$. Enjoy.

**Mishima** · 07-08-11 14:31

Went to CiytM last week, and saw two young women waiting there. Pick up younger one (used to work in Arcrhe area before.) Good service.

Went to a AMP in a business building close to Grand / Blue line few times. Only Ad at CL. Two Asians work there. Clean & private, but no shower.

One girl used to work in Anicnte now moves to Nu Hx at N Lincoln.

Went to H. Spa in downtown, close to Chicago Ave & N Orleans st. A 40s Asian asked .8 for an hour. Left right away.

For new hobbists, after HE, you should ask girls to massage your legs, help you relax. Also, you should always pick up the girl you like. Ask them politely even you are in massage room. Don't complain it later. I always like to flip earlier. I don't think those girls try to steal minutes from me (YMMV). After flip, try to treat them well. All AMPs I know PROVIDE extras. Few places now stick to legit massages, but you know that when you read forum (Trust me). All these girls are just too scared of new customers. LE gives them really hard times in Chicago. Some of them waiting for PR and if got busted, they need to pay few thousands to their lawyers in order to keep their status. Some don't have a license, so they could be arrested easily, without any efforts.

I feel sorry about KM spa. It was a really good place for me in past few years. I miss Suzzi. I cannot stop people sharing their experiences and comments (good or bad) at USG. But I have seen a trend. A place (or a girl) was mentioned many times in a month, then it was busted. Those Asian girls need money and this is the only job (good money) they can do. When they are willing to do this for their family, consider this, I usually enjoy most of my 1st visits, even without extras. Try to sit back and relax. Expecting a FS at your 1st visit is only possible in other cities, not in Chicago.

**Illinoisdesi** · 07-08-11 14:09

Had a good session with Sinclair of http://yumyumyumi.******.com/ And would be happy to share details with credible members. She was eager to please.

Have heard good things about Yumi. If anyone knows more about the quality of session Pam (I saw her, she looks good) offers, I would appreciate that info.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ate-20/7682344

**Tank Rodwell** · 07-08-11 07:08

Originally Posted by AMP Middleman [View Original Post]

And this time the credit goes to backpage.

Sometimes I try to tell spa owners whatch how they.

Advertise. This is a good example of why.

Oh here's a good laugh tho. 1/2 from the 5-0 shop.

http://triblocal.com/winnetka-northf...assage-parlor/

The one on the left I saw at Eastern. She's a big ol' gal. Offered me nothing and I was glad. I would have had some buyer's remorse. The one on the right, though. I've been in a few places she has run in the past. They were extremely popular then just dried up.

**JimJames** · 07-08-11 06:40

Originally Posted by Gutenberg469 [View Original Post]

Caught up with Lisa recently; now at Star. She used to be one of my ATF's. Had not seen her in quite awhile. Called ahead and made appointment. Called just before coming in. Yes, available. Old place; park in back. $75. Wait in room for 10 minutes for TS. Then wait in room for 20 minutes for her to return. Brief massage. Then playtime. Lot's action and positions. Not FS; never was, and that's okay. We are ending with each of us happy and relieved. Very brief final massage. Wet towels. Dressed. I give her $50. No more. $60. No more. She says it's $100. I pay the $100. Don't like problems. I've never EVER had her demand the price. She also knonws I drive quite a distance just to see her. Sometimes I would give her 50 other times 80, etc. She never demanded. Okay will that is the last time I'll see Lisa. Unfortunately. I had grown fond of her over the years. Oh, yes, and a big peave. Now she is not practicing good oral hygiene. She used to always brush and be a great kisser. No more. It was one of the huge reasons I used to like her so much. Not sure that I have any favorites right now, except Nabi, which at 2. 00 is steep for the time being.

If it is the same Lisa I know. I would have to agree. She is all about the money now. We never ever talked money before and she was always happy with the tip I gave her. Now when I tip her she says it is not enough. She never used to rush me before, many times I would stay way past the hour. Now she is always in a rush to finish. No GFE either like before. And she has but on 20lbs or so. No longer my ATF. I think I am done with her.

Anyone have any ideas where I should try. PM me please. I need a new ATF.

JJ

**Amp Middleman** · 07-08-11 00:59

And this time the credit goes to backpage.

Sometimes I try to tell spa owners whatch how they.

Advertise. This is a good example of why.

Oh here's a good laugh tho, 1/2 from the 5-0 shop

http://triblocal.com/winnetka-northf...assage-parlor/

**Gutenberg469** · 07-07-11 19:56

Caught up with Lisa recently; now at Star. She used to be one of my ATF's. Had not seen her in quite awhile. Called ahead and made appointment. Called just before coming in. Yes, available. Old place; park in back. $75. Wait in room for 10 minutes for TS. Then wait in room for 20 minutes for her to return. Brief massage. Then playtime. Lot's action and positions. Not FS; never was, and that's okay. We are ending with each of us happy and relieved. Very brief final massage. Wet towels. Dressed. I give her $50. No more. $60. No more. She says it's $100. I pay the $100. Don't like problems. I've never EVER had her demand the price. She also knonws I drive quite a distance just to see her. Sometimes I would give her 50 other times 80, etc. She never demanded. Okay will that is the last time I'll see Lisa. Unfortunately. I had grown fond of her over the years. Oh, yes, and a big peave. Now she is not practicing good oral hygiene. She used to always brush and be a great kisser. No more. It was one of the huge reasons I used to like her so much. Not sure that I have any favorites right now, except Nabi, which at 2. 00 is steep for the time being.

**Stevo1414** · 07-07-11 18:14

Originally Posted by Elgmonger [View Original Post]

I don't get it if you left happy why are you complining, and if you don't recommend it why did you leave a tip, and if it was horrible why do you say you left happy.

Sorry that does sound stupid. I just meant to say that I did get the ending that I wanted, but everything else sucked. So I left a tip for the services rendered, even though it sucks.

**Raoul Duke** · 07-07-11 17:50

Originally Posted by Stevo1414 [View Original Post]

Was offered a footrub which I accepted and then after the footrub she walked over and started massaging my FACE. Nothing like having your own nasty feet rubbed on your face. Despite the SHITTY experience I had there I did leave happy, but I would not recommend this to anyone else. Horrible massage, ending, and attitude. Take your money somewhere else. Total damage was. 35 for the half hour, .1 for ts, and. 3 for tip.

At least she didn't massage your face after giving you a prostate massage, that coulda been a real shitty experience.

**Elgmonger** · 07-07-11 17:42

Originally Posted by Stevo1414 [View Original Post]

Went to X on Archer yesterday. Walked in and there were three women all waiting for a customer. I thought I would get to choose which one I got. I was wrong. Got a chubby 40 year old Chinese woman who could barely speak English. Opted for a ts for an extra. 1 and it was pretty shitty. No attention payed to the dirtiest parts of my body. The mt also left mid ts for about 1-2 minutes and turned the water off. By the time she came back I was so cold I was shivering so she then sprayed me with burning hot water to warm me up. So the table shower is done and off the the massage room. Before I can even say anything there is oil dumped all over my back. Now how am I supposed to go home smelling like a newborn baby? AND it only got worse from there. Was offered a footrub which I accepted and then after the footrub she walked over and started massaging my FACE. Nothing like having your own nasty feet rubbed on your face. Despite the SHITTY experience I had there I did leave happy, but I would not recommend this to anyone else. Horrible massage, ending, and attitude. Take your money somewhere else. Total damage was. 35 for the half hour, .1 for ts, and. 3 for tip.

I don't get it if you left happy why are you complining, and if you don't recommend it why did you leave a tip, and if it was horrible why do you say you left happy.

**Stevo1414** · 07-07-11 16:23

Went to X on Archer yesterday. Walked in and there were three women all waiting for a customer. I thought I would get to choose which one I got. I was wrong. Got a chubby 40 year old Chinese woman who could barely speak English. Opted for a ts for an extra. 1 and it was pretty shitty. No attention payed to the dirtiest parts of my body. The mt also left mid ts for about 1-2 minutes and turned the water off. By the time she came back I was so cold I was shivering so she then sprayed me with burning hot water to warm me up. So the table shower is done and off the the massage room. Before I can even say anything there is oil dumped all over my back. Now how am I supposed to go home smelling like a newborn baby? AND it only got worse from there. Was offered a footrub which I accepted and then after the footrub she walked over and started massaging my FACE. Nothing like having your own nasty feet rubbed on your face. Despite the SHITTY experience I had there I did leave happy, but I would not recommend this to anyone else. Horrible massage, ending, and attitude. Take your money somewhere else. Total damage was. 35 for the half hour, .1 for ts, and. 3 for tip.

**Fanofhg22** · 07-07-11 00:19

Probably not the right spot to post this, but if you are thinking of going to Tijuana you must do it. Think of it as a frat / sorority party but with the added benefit you can bang any chick for. 6. And it's not a wham bam thank you ma'am think either; more like a GFE. Make sure to get a passport as the law changed awhile ago that you need the passport to get back to the USA.

Back to the USA and more specifically Chicago, I would love to learn more info on Tijuana style clubs. Anyone? Anyone?

For a detailed report of Tijuana go to www. ********. Com.

Originally Posted by Alterxxx [View Original Post]

Just to clarify. I was not trying to hate on Mexican women, as some of the ones I've seen are amongst the finest women in the world. Just that in this particular locale. They were lacking. On that note. Does anyone have any info on a bar on Kedzie just north of IP called El Caballo Loco? I stumbled into this place once and spidy senses went off as a place that might have some Tijuana style service. Maybe it was the group of scantily clad women that went up to random guys to strike up a conversation. Or the smell of pu$$Y in the air that hinted at this. In either case they did not come up to me or my Gringo friends. Planning a recon soon.