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06-30-11 18:00 #9013Senior Member

Posts: 279Madness-
Bigboy,
Originally Posted by Bigboy22
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How right you are. They will only change if we get up off the table, get dressed, demand a refund and leave. And even then it will take all of us agreeing to do it.
Left out of my story was the fact that after the last phone call, things were just settling down when a racket ensued from the next room, the sound of a massage table banging against the wall. I said, WTF? And she replied,"Room too small for massage girl, tall customer and table at the same time." I kid you not. She gave me a $10 refund and I did not tip her. And by the way, this was an actual massage-only place. As frustrated as these experiences make me, the fact is, I need to laugh it off. Most of the people who run these places are lost and clueless and focused only on the cash. Any pleasure customers derive from the experience is only incidental, or accidental.
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06-30-11 15:35 #9012Regular Member

Posts: 23Second time at 121NRG
Cindy is older, probably 40s, but gave a pretty good massage, and a really good HE. Her English was nonexistent, though. I think "okay" might be the only word she knows. OTC roaming, nothing else tried. Damage. 7 +.4
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06-30-11 12:34 #9011Senior Member

Posts: 144Parking for bella at heavenly touch
I am going to give it a shot if I can park safely from view. Is there parking in the back of the buidling? Google maps ground view suggests perhaps. Would really appreciate this info asap-I will be in that area Friday morning and otherwise it is too far away to do recon.
Originally Posted by CamperVan10
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06-30-11 12:25 #9010Senior Member

Posts: 475It's that unconfirmed third visit that would worry most of us.
Originally Posted by Djtuck
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06-30-11 12:03 #9009Senior Member

Posts: 65This is a real story of gentleman turning mad
We got to let them know we were not happy, when that happen. No humor-through any more. Otherwise, they will never learn.
Originally Posted by Boston Ampfan
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06-30-11 10:52 #9008Senior Member

Posts: 279A Cure for Massagis Interruptis?
Aren't you getting truly sick and tired of the constant interruptions during your massage sessions? I know I am.
Went to a place just yesterday and had the unsettling experience of four walk-ins and five phone calls during a one hour massage. Two or three has become the norm, but this was way over the top silly. Now it would be one thing if the walk in visitors would manage to vary their routine a little, but alas they do not:
(Door chimes; girl says, Sorry, be right back. Visitor: Hi. You do massage? Girl: Yes. Visitor: Good. Girl: You want massage? Visitor: Yes. Girl: I busy now. Visitor: Are other young massage girls available? Girl: No. I only one. Visitor: OK. When can I come back? Girl: Soon. Visitor: You give good massage? Girl: Yes. Visitor: How much for one hour? Girl: $60, but I with customer now. (Visitor leaves, returns five minutes later) : Visitor: (Whispering) I want to know. Do you give happy ending massage? Girl: No! Massage only. Please come back later. I still with customer.
Meanwhile the silly ass little digital counter on the table nearby continues to count backwards toward zero, the massage lotion on my back is developing a crust that smells like sour cream and I am listening to the sounds of the Peruvian Magic Flute Orchestra's rendition of "I Want To Hold Your Hand" for the 57th time.
The phone calls are worse. (Phone rings. Girl says Sorry) Male Caller: (Muted) Hi Baby, I love you! Girl: I am with customer, call you back. Caller (Muted) Tell me you love me too. Girl: Later, I with customer now. (Hang up) Me: So, who called you, your immigration lawyer? Girl: No just my girl friend.
So, yesterday I was in no mood to humor the girl through any more interruptions, so I said:
"If you answer your phone again, I will do something to you! First, I will remove your clothes. Then I will lather you with massage oil and tie you down on the table. Then I will remove the battery from your phone. Then I will pour a quart of heavy cream all over your breasts and put five hungry St Bernard puppies on top of you to feed. Meanwhile, I will insert a long plastic replica of a man's penis as deeply as it will go into your reproductive zone, and I will turn it on and leave you alone here for the night. Then I will use your computer to edit your Craigs List ad to tell the truth: You are not a 21 year old fresh new girl from Thailand who wants to meet new friends, you are really a cynical, jaded 45 year old who has worked at every AMP from Queens to Boston, you have a flabby stomach, and those 36 DD's are all silicone. What do you think of that?" She paused and reflected for a moment, and then she said: "It's all OK, but please leave 'Open' sign turned on." Then, the next time she left me alone I got up and reset the clock to add 25 minutes to the time we had left.
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06-29-11 21:47 #9007Senior Member

Posts: 147L. Y Massage in Quincy
Went in and had Leanne. No ass, but big tits. Massage was 7 at best but her H. E technique is 10. OMG. Damaged 100 bucks. Went out and saw that young girl everyone was talking about. Either she work late or what not but she's pretty fine herself.
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06-29-11 20:30 #9006Senior Member

Posts: 45Correction / This Was Royal Thai Bodyworks / East Weymouth (NOT DEANNA'a)
Never had an issue at Deanna's. Been there 3x and can confirm on at least two occasion's that the ladie's had a real vagina.
Originally Posted by Chase33
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06-29-11 12:08 #9005Regular Member

Posts: 3Thai places. In Thailand
Recently, visited Thailand, Pattaya, and learn that there are certain thing you ask for to make sure you don't get a ladyboy. Usually at a higher-end places that's not a problem. You may want to try nightlife in HuaHin. BUT always remember look before you leap! LOL.
Originally Posted by Mwooo
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06-29-11 10:49 #9004Senior Member

Posts: 344I just stay the f* away
Went to that Thai place in Brighton once (near Oak Square). Got a massage from what I initially had no reason to believe was not a chick. As it went on, I changed my mind and made it clear that I didn't desire any sort of ending. Even ended early once I realized.
Originally Posted by Yellowfever023
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My solution. Just stay completely the f*ck away from Thai places. I'll never go to one again.
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06-28-11 19:51 #9003Banned Member

Posts: 1004It could have been worse!
I read a post on the sister site (ISG). This guy was in thialand and got in late so he took a walk and found a beautiful girl. Took her back to his hotel and started with a heavy make out session and then got a nice BBBJ from her. At some point after getting his dick sucked they start some mutual exploration and guess what this poor bastard finds between his girls legs! Talk about a bad vacation LOL.
Originally Posted by Chase33
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I did a you tube search and have to admit some of these ladyboys are passable. When in doubt do the crocodile dundee check.
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06-28-11 19:32 #9002Regular Member

Posts: 16Fun at One Spa
Had some time the other day and decided to head to One Spa in Providence which is convenient for anyone living toward the Southern part of Boston.
Took the elevator to the 3rd floor and was greated by a smoking hot asian girl wearing a gem-encrusted two-piece black thong lingerie set. She was slender with amazing legs and had perfectly enhanced breasts. My jaw hit the floor. She looked like something out of a fantasy porn movie. She introduced herself as "Jae", was a mixture of Korean / Japanese and was 24 years old. She took my hand and walked me to the room.
The table shower included plenty of teasing, and the massage was light and sensual. Afterward, I decided to go with the premium package. She smelled sweet and tasted delicious. I won't give all the intimate details but it was wild and I was in heaven.
Afterward she said that she enjoyed being kinky but hinted that I had perhaps spanked her a bit too hard. She was very cute and good natured about it but I suppose it is a good reminder that we should always treat our best providers deilicately.
The total was 0. 6 for the house plus 1. 6 tip (2. 2 for everything). I consider it WELL worth it and I am definitely going back.
Everytime I go to RI I am always dazzled by how beautiful the providers are there compared to up here in Mass. Seems like we got the short end of the stick.
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06-28-11 17:57 #9001Senior Member

Posts: 57Deanna's
Paris is most definitely an ex-dude. In Djtuck's defense, hard to tell at first, but I am convinced. For anyone going to this location try QT (I think that's her name. And she is definitely a her). Good hard massage, sweet girl, and nice ending.
Originally Posted by Djtuck
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06-28-11 13:16 #9000Senior Member

Posts: 30Thanks to those that helped
Just wanted to say thanks for the info to those who helped. I will have to remember on my return. Most of the info was coming into me as I was getting on the plane to leave. I missed my shot.
Again thanks for the visit to your city.
Originally Posted by CamperVan10
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06-27-11 23:25 #8999Senior Member

Posts: 44Lexington bodyworks. Correction
I have on good authority that the girl's name is Nancy, not Nicely. Apologies to anyone who were left high and dry trying to find Nicely.
Phin
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