Massage Parlor Reports

**Tomfool** · 06-16-11 10:35

This report is actually about a week old, sorry for the delay.

After reading a couple posts here, decided to try the new spot off rt 1 as its very convenient to me. No issues finding or parking, elevator up, rang the bell, door answered by June (Joon?) standard Kgal, could be anywhere from 35-50. Attractive (to me) about a 7 on the AMP scale. Asked if I'd been before, I answered honestly that I usually take my custom elsewhere, but was trying them due to their location. Took the hour with shower ($80).

Shower is not a TS, but a tub with a seat. There was also a portable sauna set up, but I wasnt offered, and I didn't ask to use it. June bathed me thouroughly, and after I showed her that I was "ok" things got more playful. After all was washed, back to the room and the table. Massage was above average, the only let down were the "hot towels" which were luke warm at best. Despite the towles I was completely relaxed when the massage got light, and I enjoyed the standard NoVa treatment. Cleanup, more massage, in the elevator down roughly 70 minutes after I first rang the bell. Tipped. 6 as it was my first visit and that has paid off for me in the past. I would and will repeat.

**Fatpig** · 06-16-11 07:04

I gave a bad review last time but that was months ago and it was close. Good choice for me. Saw the same girl I did last time but it was like she changed. She looked thinner, sexier with less makeup on. Nice summer dress. Shower very warm and clean. In the room massage was full of oil, deeper than last time. Then she did flip and more massage and then stretches. Finish was very good. No haggling, just enough talk to enjoy the session. I left really relaxed and wonderful. I tipped standard but think she deserved an added 20 if I had it.

I was the only one the entire hour. I was in and hour in 62 minutes. Looks like I got her on a good day today. Amy was a pleasure this time around.

**Volvos40** · 06-15-11 21:33

So head out there on a quite Tuesday, around noon. Hadn't been there since Sky and Cherry were there, and I think a few of 'them lived together. All hot. Goin back at least 6 months. Anyhoo. MMS let's me in. 'Happy' does the TS, . She has a brown perm. Nice be-cups pushed together. I tell her that I want a hard massage. She says that she does back-walk. I tell her I like hands better than feet. And after TS which was non-descript (should have told me how the day was gong to end) she tells me that she is sending in another girl that can do a hard massage. I apologize while staring at the be's. She leaves. And in comes Olivia. Yes a k-girl named Olivia. A f-ing 10/10 on looks and body. Long straight black hair to her waist. Wearing a Vietnamese skin tight 'skirt'. The kind that kind of bunches slightly. And she's 90 lbs. With hips and waste to make you cry. She does a great massage. But it's lunchy-time. And near the end she just collapses, exhausted. Needs food. Asks for a massage. I agree (hee hee). But she just teases me to no end. I give her the. 4 tip. She flashes her fake see-cups. And on the way out of the room. Grabs the king. WTF. Anyway. That's it. She was just precious. She'll be gone in a few weeks. Enjoy.

**Volvos40** · 06-15-11 21:14

Good on ya. My mistake is not walking away the first f-ing instant I see or sense the bad 'tude. Or fat chick. This is high dollar per hour and you do not need to pay crap for this. I'm burnt out on these flakes.

Originally Posted by A John [View Original Post]

This is what everyone should do! Do`nt let them finish talk with MMS I have even ben given some house money back.

She will get a ass chewin from MMS and maybe looking for new job. Her arm was`nt too tired to try and keep ya their was it.

**Andrewsted** · 06-15-11 18:16

Long time lurker and infrequent poster. Out of the hobby for a long time due the economy and reduced salary. A few months back I did see.

www.mzqueenjazzy.escort-site.com

For a quickie 15 min. Visit for. 6. She was nice enough, a BBW as advertised upfront, but tits were a little smaller than I imagined. It was a qucik blo and go. Likely would not repeat.

OK, went out on a limb and TOFTT and visited a massage parlor in the Loudoun County area. Not a lot of details but enough to pass on if you PM me. You'll be glad you did and this info. Will squash any chatter about parlors ratcheting up the tip. I left. 25 and she was fine with that. Very very good value here! Again PM for details.

**Xray84** · 06-15-11 18:02

Went there at lunch, it was very quiet and they were happy to have a customer. There are 6-8 massage rooms, escorted to one by MMS, and in a few minutes in comes a 5 foot cutey, nicely proportioned up top. She collected the hourly charge, inquires if I want TS. Of course. That is around the corner from the massage rooms, so a bit of a walk, but she gave a great TS. Then dried out in the tiny "sauna" (which was barely warm) for about 5 minutes. During TS quizzed with usual questions,"Been here before", etc. I mentioned my friend, uh,"Jeff" had recommended the place suggesting Sara or May, and it turns out that it is May soaping my backside. Some nice massage while on TS.

Back to the room, nice massage, although not exceptional, and then a knock at the door and in walks Sara for 15 minutes of 4 hand massage! May wanted me to meet BOTH girls recommended by "Jeff"! After 15 minutes of 4 hands, Sara left, blowing me a kiss on the way out. After that, we got to the flip, some tip discussion, which wasn't real aggressive and May eventually introduced me to a couple of Russians. At the end, I simply put the tip on the table; she never counted it or looked at it.

It was pleasant, the place is clean, (a little kimchi odor though) , great TS and they're friendly and eager to please. Met a friendly third cutey on the way out, but didn't get name. Will repeat. Damage. 8.6.

**Sleazebum** · 06-15-11 15:44

Someone suggested I try 4 Seasons today and I had every intention of doing so. I went there and they were busy so I decided to go for the Sure Thing instead and called my friend at the FCCC.

I got to the address and met COCO! COCO is absolutely beautiful and has the perfect body. No better way to describe except PERFECT!

The massage was terrible but I was not there for that so much anyway. The rest was VERY good and everything was done that needed doing.

I left there feeling a good 30 years younger!

If you have at least 75 good postings here OR I know you I will answer any questions. If you do NOT have the 75 good postings or I do not know you. Do not ask because I will not risk this adventure.

JJ

**A John** · 06-15-11 12:38

This is what everyone should do! Do`nt let them finish talk with MMS I have even ben given some house money back.

She will get a ass chewin from MMS and maybe looking for new job. Her arm was`nt too tired to try and keep ya their was it.

Originally Posted by AznCajun [View Original Post]

Stopped by Modern on Gallows yesterday, or at least formerly known as Modern, now called Clover Health. Placed a call first and MMS said new girl available. Turns out she was NOT new. When I arrived, I should have known something wasn't right on two fronts: (1) Bad attitude upon the meet and greet of the provider, (2) she didn't know here own name! She first said Gina then changed it to Jenny. So I asked which would she like to be called, she said use either one. OKAYYYY. K-girl about 5-3, late 30's, sorta big boned, but not on heavy side, okay-looking, dirty blond hair. Not much of a talker, prolly because of the "I wish I wasn't here" attitude. After some small talk, she was not new, it was just her first day there at Modern but she works primarily in Chantilly. We proceeded to the TS and it was one of the fastest TS I've ever had. I was clean, but I didn't feel squeaky clean. We went back to the room (first one on the left as you enter the establishment). Massage was okay, soft, and again, she wasn't into it. I tried small talk but it wasn't going anywhere. On the flip, that's where it began."what do you want?" Massage with happy ending. 60! Top off. 80. Full naked massage. 100. I opted for standard NOVA finish since we weren't heading anywhere talking about the menu. Halfway through making junior happy, she complained her arms were tired and sore. (Keep in mind, I was her first customer of the day!) She then insisted to place tip on table, I told her I've been there many times, MMS knew me and I never did that before. But she insisted and got upset and mumbled something in her native tongue. I kindly asked her to speak in English, and she gave me a death stare. That's when I stopped, got up and proceeded to get dressed and leave. She wanted to wrestle me down on the table, but I wanted to go. She grabbed JR and continued stroking, and in the process ended up hurting me. I asked for MMS and she got real upset. I called MMS afterwards explaining her poor attitude and what happened and she apologized as best she could. She said next time better and nicer girl for you. That is, if there IS a next time for me. .80 damage and physical abuse, and NO tip!

Sorry if I ruined this for anyone, but I'm putting my foot down on this one! Bad attitude and poor service gets what is deserved.

AC

**Serpico99** · 06-15-11 11:24

Originally Posted by Phaik Naim [View Original Post]

It seems clear that there is a concerted effort among providers and establishments to ratchet up the tipping scale by. 2. It seems to have started 3-6 months ago. I gave in at ATMB last time (little head took over) , but from now on I'm only going places that have a reputation for not upselling, and who stick to the scale.

I attribute this to the clients skimping on tips in these tough economic times so they are going to hustle every client for as much as they can take them for, even more aggressive now than before. If it was over tipping, you would had seen the rate jump up a long time ago. Not alot of people overtip in tough economic times.

**AznCajun** · 06-15-11 10:47

Originally Posted by Phaik Naim [View Original Post]

It seems clear that there is a concerted effort among providers and establishments to ratchet up the tipping scale by. 2. It seems to have started 3-6 months ago. I gave in at ATMB last time (little head took over) , but from now on I'm only going places that have a reputation for not upselling, and who stick to the scale.

Stopped by Modern on Gallows yesterday, or at least formerly known as Modern, now called Clover Health. Placed a call first and MMS said new girl available. Turns out she was NOT new. When I arrived, I should have known something wasn't right on two fronts: (1) Bad attitude upon the meet and greet of the provider, (2) she didn't know here own name! She first said Gina then changed it to Jenny. So I asked which would she like to be called, she said use either one. OKAYYYY. K-girl about 5-3, late 30's, sorta big boned, but not on heavy side, okay-looking, dirty blond hair. Not much of a talker, prolly because of the "I wish I wasn't here" attitude. After some small talk, she was not new, it was just her first day there at Modern but she works primarily in Chantilly. We proceeded to the TS and it was one of the fastest TS I've ever had. I was clean, but I didn't feel squeaky clean. We went back to the room (first one on the left as you enter the establishment). Massage was okay, soft, and again, she wasn't into it. I tried small talk but it wasn't going anywhere. On the flip, that's where it began."what do you want?" Massage with happy ending. 60! Top off. 80. Full naked massage. 100. I opted for standard NOVA finish since we weren't heading anywhere talking about the menu. Halfway through making junior happy, she complained her arms were tired and sore. (Keep in mind, I was her first customer of the day!) She then insisted to place tip on table, I told her I've been there many times, MMS knew me and I never did that before. But she insisted and got upset and mumbled something in her native tongue. I kindly asked her to speak in English, and she gave me a death stare. That's when I stopped, got up and proceeded to get dressed and leave. She wanted to wrestle me down on the table, but I wanted to go. She grabbed JR and continued stroking, and in the process ended up hurting me. I asked for MMS and she got real upset. I called MMS afterwards explaining her poor attitude and what happened and she apologized as best she could. She said next time better and nicer girl for you. That is, if there IS a next time for me. .80 damage and physical abuse, and NO tip!

Sorry if I ruined this for anyone, but I'm putting my foot down on this one! Bad attitude and poor service gets what is deserved.

AC

**Phaik Naim** · 06-15-11 09:19

Originally Posted by Badboycik [View Original Post]

Went by Kim's and ST. Everyone busy. Decided to try Prince. Big Mistake. Unattractive woman named Bebe stopped on flip to ask me how much I give. I told her $60 and she gave me a nova finish. Not worth $4 which I spent.

It seems clear that there is a concerted effort among providers and establishments to ratchet up the tipping scale by. 2. It seems to have started 3-6 months ago. I gave in at ATMB last time (little head took over) , but from now on I'm only going places that have a reputation for not upselling, and who stick to the scale.

**Funkey** · 06-15-11 09:15

Saturday afternoon and had the itch to try something new.

Called ahead and they said they were not busy so I dropped by to TOFTT.

Older place, older MMS and older provider Kay from NY.

$70 for 45 min. Half hour option available but no full hour.

Guarded but descent TS, massagi not so good but finish a bit surprising.

Further details to seniors via PM.

**Badboycik** · 06-15-11 08:45

Went by Kim's and ST. Everyone busy. Decided to try Prince. Big Mistake. Unattractive woman named Bebe stopped on flip to ask me how much I give. I told her 60 and she gave me a nova finish. Not worth $4 which I spent.

**Ambidextrous** · 06-13-11 23:25

Condo off Lee Highway in Arlington, easy access. (Thanks MB for the digits.) Since this seems to be an ongoing operation, I'm christening it ACC in the manner of the similar local operations. Chinese provider 'Sherry, ' wouldn't say her age, I'd say over 40. Very tall and slim, A cups, average face. Bubbly, affectionate personality. Said she lived in NYC for two years. Spoke little English. Seemed to take an immediate and genuine liking to me. Go figure. (I'm not FOBU, but neither am I frequently mistaken for Jon Hamm.)

She was relaxed, forthcoming and cooperative, which made the experience easy and fun although she is not the hot young type that really turns my crank. Seemed very easily aroused by DATY but stopped me before completion. I asked her why, she said something about blood going to her head, I couldn't understand what she meant. Farted while I was down there, we both laughed.

Refused to give BBBJ, gave covered BJ and different positions to completion. She was not in a hurry at all, but her phone kept ringing. At the end she said apologetically that MMS was watching the time. I think I was there exactly an hour. I asked if she would like to have dinner sometime. She said she doesn't get any time off, and I had the feeling she was telling the truth. I asked half-jokingly if she was a slave, but she didn't understand the question. Do the managers of these operations really control the providers that much?

Total damage: $.6 flat fee. As I was driving away, MMS called me and asked how it went. I said OK, not bad, not great. We exchanged first names and I thanked her. I like the idea of MMS knowing me and trusting me. She said a new provider is coming to this location in about 10 days.