Massage Parlor Reports

[Badboycik]

Went by Kim's and ST. Everyone busy. Decided to try Prince. Big Mistake. Unattractive woman named Bebe stopped on flip to ask me how much I give. I told her 60 and she gave me a nova finish. Not worth $4 which I spent.

[Ambidextrous]

Condo off Lee Highway in Arlington, easy access. (Thanks MB for the digits.) Since this seems to be an ongoing operation, I'm christening it ACC in the manner of the similar local operations. Chinese provider 'Sherry, ' wouldn't say her age, I'd say over 40. Very tall and slim, A cups, average face. Bubbly, affectionate personality. Said she lived in NYC for two years. Spoke little English. Seemed to take an immediate and genuine liking to me. Go figure. (I'm not FOBU, but neither am I frequently mistaken for Jon Hamm.)

She was relaxed, forthcoming and cooperative, which made the experience easy and fun although she is not the hot young type that really turns my crank. Seemed very easily aroused by DATY but stopped me before completion. I asked her why, she said something about blood going to her head, I couldn't understand what she meant. Farted while I was down there, we both laughed.

Refused to give BBBJ, gave covered BJ and different positions to completion. She was not in a hurry at all, but her phone kept ringing. At the end she said apologetically that MMS was watching the time. I think I was there exactly an hour. I asked if she would like to have dinner sometime. She said she doesn't get any time off, and I had the feeling she was telling the truth. I asked half-jokingly if she was a slave, but she didn't understand the question. Do the managers of these operations really control the providers that much?

Total damage: $.6 flat fee. As I was driving away, MMS called me and asked how it went. I said OK, not bad, not great. We exchanged first names and I thanked her. I like the idea of MMS knowing me and trusting me. She said a new provider is coming to this location in about 10 days.

[MrSunnyHills]

"Apple" was my go-to at the ole Golden (Merrifield version)

Apple was indeed good. Except when she had gas.

[Pilot Aviator]

Visited Spa Castle today.

I like the facility. Very large rooms with high ceilings.

Suzi was my provider today. She is solidly shapely and fun to talk with.

Knows how to give a very good TS, massage.

This is not my ATF place, but it is a nice place and I recommend Suzi, Candy (and BeBe who I think departed some time ago).

Standard rates and standaard tip. Not examined, not discussed, politely accepted.

Be nice to the ladies.

PA

[Sleazebum]

"Apple" was my go-to at the ole Golden (Merrifield version)

And there was another there who was always singing or humming. She did "The Sound of Music" during one of my sessions with her there at Golden Merrifield.

I miss that place!

JJ

[AznCajun]

Although 60 is by no meane a rip, I doubt she would have left the $40 opportunity on the table.

Even though YMMV, I would agree with Telcova and left. 40 and call it a day. These K-girls are new from NYC, and they will be glad to accept what tip is rendered for the service, but do it with a BIG smile. Works for me.

AC

[Telcova]

That must be the modern name for the place on Gallows. Anyway, came to your fair city and RTF. Anyway went there and met the MMS who took my door fee of. 8. Lele or layla or something like that met me in the room and proceded to the shower. It was warm, wet, relaxing and complete. Attentio to the right parts. Started a pretty good massage, relaxed me and so on. Got to the flip she asked what I wanted, Made the hand to mouth motion she said how much I said. 5 she said it was 1.

So we regressed to HJ which she said was. 6, told her. 4 and she wouldn't budge, Even moved away so I could no longer rub the nice bolt ons. She said OK just the massage then, I caved and said OK to. 6 for HJ. It was good, I got to touch it all too but I was really disappointed in the inflated price so didn't enjoy as much as I could have. It was 55 minutes from car to car. Prolly won't repeat.

Although 60 is by no meane a rip, I doubt she would have left the $40 opportunity on the table.

[Phaik Naim]

It sounds like it's become a competition between the hobbyists and the parlors, with our side just trying to get the time and service we're promised, and their side trying to short us on both. Up front, they promise "gooduh massagi," while brazenly demanding "you giveuh me tip" in the middle, then complaining "tippuh no good" at the end.

While the Va. Massage scene was never as freewheeling as DC, it used to be that a good TS, quality massage, and a full session were part of the deal. I especially remember the original Golden (started across from Booeymonger in Georgetown and moved to Merrifield) as a great place. Connie spoke some of the earliest and best untranslated Asian I ever heard.

I've given up completely on the AMPs, and either just go for legit massage, or to the private-home providers. At least they have to build a reputation, and can't just milk a market based on the novelty of being a new face then go on "bacation."

"Apple" was my go-to at the ole Golden (Merrifield version)

[Korvet]

So I'm back in D. C. For the first time in 5 years. Was in Dumfries about 2 weeks ago and though I'd stop by O spa there. I used to be a regular there in the day and it never disappointed: FS, TS. 2-4 quality K-gals between 25-35, multiple girls an option.

Encounter 2 weeks ago was poor, although I guess standard for NoVa these days. $70 door fee for an hour, fair massage by an overly chatty older Korean woman (early 50s) who seemed to think I wanted to hear about the details of her giving birth decades earlier and about her divorce. Gave an average HJ, allowing roaming hands but remaining clothed the whole time.

Came back this weekend, hoping that an evening visit on a weekend might improve the scene. Same woman. Same scene. The greeting was warm, the massage a little worse than before, and the HJ about the same. The only difference was that I was able to talk her into taking her top off this time. Pretty sure more is available down the line but it's not worth the time for a 50ish Korean grandmother. Of course YMMV. But it will probably be no better and probably worse. I speak Korean and can usually get a good thing going quickly. No dice here though. At least not in the near term.

May have to check out some of the other options in the area.

[Bunker Buster]

So, not so long ago I went to see Lisa, based on reports here. She is very good looking with a tight little body. Overall, average massage. On the flip, wanted to discuss and collect tip immediately, both of which are turn-offs. Seems that there is a full menu available, although at a. 2 premium to what is considered normal, up and down the scale. The only thing I can figure you get for that premium is full reciprocation. DATY, etc. I opted for an untranslated french lesson, on which she cheated. Meaning much more hand than I would have liked. She couldn't seem to make it happen there, and wound up giving up, going standard NOVA to completion. She did try, but the not-quite-french, not-quite-standard method just didn't seem to do it.

All in, took a little longer than the half hour I requested, for which I was mildly chastised.

Given the average massage, the tip ratchet-up and discussion, the service itself, and the absence of a TS (usually one of my favorite parts) I would rate this experience as below-average to average. I probably won't repeat.

-PN

It sounds like it's become a competition between the hobbyists and the parlors, with our side just trying to get the time and service we're promised, and their side trying to short us on both. Up front, they promise "gooduh massagi," while brazenly demanding "you giveuh me tip" in the middle, then complaining "tippuh no good" at the end.

While the Va. Massage scene was never as freewheeling as DC, it used to be that a good TS, quality massage, and a full session were part of the deal. I especially remember the original Golden (started across from Booeymonger in Georgetown and moved to Merrifield) as a great place. Connie spoke some of the earliest and best untranslated Asian I ever heard.

I've given up completely on the AMPs, and either just go for legit massage, or to the private-home providers. At least they have to build a reputation, and can't just milk a market based on the novelty of being a new face then go on "bacation."

[Phaik Naim]

So, not so long ago I went to see Lisa, based on reports here. She is very good looking with a tight little body. Overall, average massage. On the flip, wanted to discuss and collect tip immediately, both of which are turn-offs. Seems that there is a full menu available, although at a. 2 premium to what is considered normal, up and down the scale. The only thing I can figure you get for that premium is full reciprocation. DATY, etc. I opted for an untranslated french lesson, on which she cheated. Meaning much more hand than I would have liked. She couldn't seem to make it happen there, and wound up giving up, going standard NOVA to completion. She did try, but the not-quite-french, not-quite-standard method just didn't seem to do it.

All in, took a little longer than the half hour I requested, for which I was mildly chastised.

Given the average massage, the tip ratchet-up and discussion, the service itself, and the absence of a TS (usually one of my favorite parts) I would rate this experience as below-average to average. I probably won't repeat.

-PN

[Badboycik]

Nothing extra was offered or asked for. .

If you want something ask for it.

[Yankee1234]

Sr. Member in town next week. Any good AMP recommendations? Near Tysons Corner. Thanks all.

[Mmach]

I like Mona aka Mee-shell of HT also.

Decided to take the advice on the board and head over to visit Mona at Orient. So I am not sure if there was some mix up but she was too old for me (45-50 range). Decided to stay for the massage since I called ahead of time and she was waiting for me. Nothing extra was offered or asked for. It was disappointing and I should have just left or asked for someone else. Massage was average and interrupted numerous times to answer the door. Still looking for someplace with younger women, at least in their 30s.

[Vietnam Girls]

Went for the same provider. Just wanted to compare to this report.

Started with a bit of a money issue. I always double or tripple count my money. Always bring exact amount. Passed it off and she left the room. Then she came back and asked me if I was only staying a half hour. English wasn't too good as said in previous post. But eventually I realized she was saring I only gave $.4.

I was sure it was right and she was sure I was wrong. She came back and showed me, but that doesn't prove anything after the money left the room. I didn't give anymore and was there just a little over a half hour. Never actually been there a full hour anyway, but it was a bit of a mood ruiner. I can't save for sure she was wrong. To be sorre, always have her count in front of you.

Had the same type of massage using her knees on my back. She used elbows too. The massage was ok, but if you want a good massage, you would not go here. Massage was short as usual with some light touches. She also did something I never had done. Reached under, pulled the package down and started tugging.

Rest was standard FCCC service. Thought she was going to BBBJ, but then sudently there was a cover there. Maybe she had it in her mouth before. Some cow girl, mish and then finished. Quick self shower before I left.

Second visit here. Change of guard today. Arrived early and had the privilege of seeing the new talent and MMS dropped off in front of the building by a man in a nondescript Ford sedan (now there's a guy who really deserves the title of monger). Rode up in the elevator with talent, MMS, and a big rolling suitcase. Introduced myself politely, shook hands. Smiles, good vibes. MMS said her name is 'Lily, ' talent is 'Coco. '

Once in apt, MMS got her situated and departed. She slipped into a skimpy outfit. Nice curvy figure, B cups, decent face. Said she was 23 but I'd guess closer to 30. Said she arrived yesterday from China (Shanghai) and will be here two weeks. Spoke very limited English. Gave me an interesting type of massage where she climbs up on your back on her knees. Enjoyed it, although to me massage is just a warmup for the main event.

It doesn't take a lot of experience in this game to know when a provider's heart is not in it. Coco was nice enough, but it was clear she was not willing to create an illusion of romance. Discouraged kissing, DATY terminated after a minute or so (claimed she came – I'm sure!) , no BBBJ even for a few seconds though I pleaded. She seemed to be rushing things, so I asked, 'Are you in a hurry? ' She said no, but it was apparent she was trying to get to the finale asap.

I accepted the limitations she imposed with a sigh and we proceeded to covered BJ and doggie-style finish. I have had better times with non-FS providers who at least didn't act like they were allergic to spunk. Worst of all, she said two things that are total mood killers: 'How much you pay? ' ('I already paid you! ') and 'I do more next time! ' ('Why not this time? '). At the end she said, 'I know you not happy. '

Total damage: $.6 flat fee. No tip, but I did give her a small jade trinket I picked up in Chinatown for this very purpose. Doesn't hurt to show a little appreciation.

Despite less-than-ideal aspects of the experience, left feeling good. Hard not to be pleased with yourself when you just got some good quality strange. But will not repeat with this provider.

As always, YMMV. Maybe another guy would really turn her crank.

Happy hunting, stay safe and be kind to your provider.