General Reports

**Tha X Facta** · 06-05-11 08:32

Been workin my ass off lately.
Under the circumstances I decided to post in the "General Reports" section.

Trying to make a long story short, I met Tee at a Memorial Day cookout at Druid Hill Park.
After learning she was an erotic dancer, I began exploring my Possibilities.
Under close observation, I figured; "what did I have to loose?"

Finally, Tee had an idle moment, I swooped.
Making much-to-say-bout-nothing smalltalk,
I steered the conversation toward occupations.
Right off the top, she told she was a stripper.
Some club on the east side of town, the name escapes me,
but I think it began with an "H"?

You should come see me sometime.
Long trip, I'm from DC, just up for the weekend.
Ohhh. . . .ok; would a private dance be worth a trip?
Well. . . .the moment of opportunity for me is now.
With a surprised smile, she cocked her head to one side
and gave me two quick "fingers across the thumb" gesture.
The money sign.

Where do you live?
Dundalk
Damn, thats waaay, way on the other side of town!
Right now, it's a lot closer than DC.
Lets go.

At 5ft and 125lbs, she's a bold one!

I hit it thighs high, with me on top.
Not a peep outta her, no moans, groans, or even a whimper.
She twisted and turned underneath me like she could'nt handle the L'il man.

This threw my rhythm off, so I had her get on top.
Hands on my thighs, she regulated depth of penetration.
Nope, this ain't gonna work.

I was determined, so I put her in the canine position.
It was all in or nothing for the L'il man!
I can take it, but do it easy.

The initial stroke in, she inhaled with a deep sigh.
As the pace sped up, her breaths became fast and shallow,
she began breathing in short bursts as she threw it back at me.
Tee was taking it as good as she got; at last, we established a working rhythm.

I firmly grabbed Tee by her hips, pulled back, lunged in as deep and hard as I could.
Then she stopped breathing as if she had sleep apnea.
At the same moment, the pussy clenched around the L'il man like a vice.
She eventually she exhaled. . . .then released.
It was ova.

Severely wounded, I copped a bottle of 5 hour Energy®
and limped back to DC.

X. . . .

**Smiling Fox** · 06-01-11 17:37

I just tried to sign on. They are gone.

Uh oh.

Smiling Fox, ; }

**BertV** · 05-29-11 21:13

Originally Posted by Rahjohn [View Original Post]

I haven't seen her in a while but I definitely agree. One of the best massages I have ever had in my life. She's afro latina too, so its almost like you're getting two for one.

Too bad the ad is gone. I hope she posts again. Definitely worth looking into! Thanks.

**Rahjohn** · 05-23-11 09:26

Originally Posted by Ljfeld [View Original Post]

Hard to classify where to put this review, for it was the best non-full service session I have ever had.

Although I was a little concerned about meeting someone off of Backpage, the following ad looked completely legit:

http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...day-22/1843954

Nina lives and works from a small rowhouse near St Agnes Hospital, right off of Caton Ave.

She has a nice studio in her basement.

She is trained in legit massage, so she really gives a great full body massage working in the sensual stuff as she goes.

Her session was full of surprises that will amaze and entertain you, you will leave totally satisfied not caring at all that FS was not on the menu.

Amazing body, amazing session, amazing lady. Her one hour was 150, and yesterday was discounted by 20. 00. Session was over before hour, but I could have cared less.

Check this one out asap guys.

I haven't seen her in a while but I definitely agree. One of the best massages I have ever had in my life. She's afro latina too, so its almost like you're getting two for one.

**Smiling Fox** · 05-17-11 23:47

Well lets see General reports, cause. I dunno? Seemed kind of general.

And Glen dirty. Hm. Was some where, doing some thing, talking to a lawyer. He said Glen Dirty, Now I like Glen Burnie, Glen was a good guy, and so was Burnie. But In this case it just seemed appripoe. Will spell check catch that.

Smiling Fox, ; }

**HookerLuv** · 05-17-11 22:25

Ok guys I am traveling to town inner harbor next week and need to know the skinny of Baltimore. I have no car so if there isn't a place to stroll close can you suggest an escort and maybe pm me a number or two. Also any massage parlors nearby or swingers clubs?

Thanks gents

**Joseleche** · 05-17-11 18:20

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox [View Original Post]

Great little story,

I'm driving out of Brooklyn, oh, visiting a friend, heading south to the beltway.

I spot this. Woman, WSW, black hot pants, fishnet stockings, high heels, real tight and full of breast black blouse, and blond hair. And she is just prancing all around. She is hanging with an AA couple. Well, ole foxy eye, just got to take a better look at this SW Hottie. Swing aroung, thru a parking lot and up to the red light by her corner. Body looks good, she is just swayin in the breeze, yeahhhhh.

Then she. Turns around. DAM< this chic's got a 5 oclock shadow. Big square jaw, and a f*kin beard,

Folks, this little hottie, isn't a she, its a He. Yes. Well I just laughed, chuckled, laughed again. Ah what we see on the streets. Drove on. Yeah maybe LE< maybe just a. Well what ever. Trans something.

Be safe out there.

Smiling Fox, ; }

That is funny, just out of curiosity, why did you put in General Reports? With the topic being discuss in Street Walker reports this would be perfect! And Glen Dirty is a good one too. I haven't heard it put like that.

**Smiling Fox** · 05-17-11 08:19

Great little story,

I'm driving out of Brooklyn, oh, visiting a friend, heading south to the beltway.

I spot this. Woman, WSW, black hot pants, fishnet stockings, high heels, real tight and full of breast black blouse, and blond hair. And she is just prancing all around. She is hanging with an AA couple. Well, ole foxy eye, just got to take a better look at this SW Hottie. Swing aroung, thru a parking lot and up to the red light by her corner. Body looks good, she is just swayin in the breeze, yeahhhhh.

Then she. Turns around. DAM< this chic's got a 5 oclock shadow. Big square jaw, and a f*kin beard,

Folks, this little hottie, isn't a she, its a He. Yes. Well I just laughed, chuckled, laughed again. Ah what we see on the streets. Drove on. Yeah maybe LE< maybe just a. Well what ever. Trans something.

Be safe out there.

Smiling Fox, ; }

**Lvillig** · 05-14-11 00:49

Dude, I live on Alvarado and won't touch the hookers on the end of the street (who are always at the fucking bus stop). The few that frequent that spot are all strung out and 50/50 shot they are HIV+. Also, the folks at the end of the street are taking license plate #'s for the cops and are pretty damned diligent as they are all retired. Like I said, I live there but would definitely look elsewhere. Several guys have been arrested there in the last few weeks. I will say however that it sounds like the incident you are talking about is a coincidence.

Originally Posted by Ebdawgg [View Original Post]

Just a coincidence. No LEO would get into a car and be alone with a monger for as long as it would take to get those cars from where they were to where they needed to be; that's a lifetime for an officer and way too dangerous.

RTFF (in a polite way) and you will find that LEOs don't get into vehicles. That's way too much trouble for a misdemeanor.

**Jbt1140** · 05-11-11 14:11

Guys,

I love this forum. Wish I would have know about it years ago. I have been a monger for a few years now. I do SW to AMP to lowend escorts to the high end. Back in 08 I met I girl on CL in Dundalk 47 street in a small apartment. I yell you she was the best I have ever had. I think here name was Nicole but I can't remember she also told me she was working at the block. She had shorter blonde hair was thick but not bbw and had a name tattooed on her ass. If anybody knows who I am talking about please get back to me I will owe you one big time.

Thanks in advance

Jimmy-bigtime

**Davidonecall** · 05-06-11 10:41

Originally Posted by Rockman 2000 [View Original Post]

Thanks, I would definitely have tipped in that situation. The one I saw last week had here alarm set on her phone for one hour, there would be no bonus time. FUnny thing, I saw Ashley from BP and gave a donation for an hour. SHe had me scheduled for 1/2 an hour. When I came out of the bathroom she actually gave me half the money back and kissed me good bye. She is super by the way. How many girls would give money back once they have it?

The ones that are intrested in having clients instead of making more money in one visit. In other word for some is only about the money and the good ones they know that repeated client mean more money and better tips. There are some provider that go for the $.5 range but they know that if I'm very happy I tip and would always come back. More money and less of a risk because they know you and not Leo.

**Rockman 2000** · 05-06-11 08:20

Originally Posted by Davidonecall [View Original Post]

A lot have to do on the girl and her skills. I normally don't tip when it this high but I once had this girl that it should have been for an hour but more like 1 1/2 and she treated me like a king. I received like anything that you can think off. I have never had one that was able to be that good that I got 3 pops and all 3 opening. I tip.

Thanks, I would definitely have tipped in that situation. The one I saw last week had here alarm set on her phone for one hour, there would be no bonus time. FUnny thing, I saw Ashley from BP and gave a donation for an hour. SHe had me scheduled for 1/2 an hour. When I came out of the bathroom she actually gave me half the money back and kissed me good bye. She is super by the way. How many girls would give money back once they have it?

**Davidonecall** · 05-06-11 03:39

Originally Posted by Rockman 2000 [View Original Post]

When you see a $300 an hour girl, get good service etc. Do you leave a tip? I never have because the entry fee covers it all, thats my point of view. Thoughts please?

A lot have to do on the girl and her skills. I normally don't tip when it this high but I once had this girl that it should have been for an hour but more like 1 1/2 and she treated me like a king. I received like anything that you can think off. I have never had one that was able to be that good that I got 3 pops and all 3 opening. I tip.

**Limo Dave** · 05-06-11 01:38

Originally Posted by Rockman 2000 [View Original Post]

When you see a $300 an hour girl, get good service etc. Do you leave a tip? I never have because the entry fee covers it all, thats my point of view. Thoughts please?

Only if I plan to repeat, which I rarely do, and then I usually won't leave a big tip unless it was like sunshine

**Cherrie** · 05-04-11 03:11

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