Massage Parlor Reports

[Djtuck]

Meant to post this a couple of weeks ago. Took the $80. 00 plunge (a bit steep) for a 1 Hr Thai Massage as I happened to be in the area and they accept walk in's. It was a rainy, cold and miserable day so I figured a nice Thai Massage would cheer me up and alleviate some muscle aches. Drew a short, full figured young lady (Amy?). She led me to the room and I got comfortable. I never use the draping! The young Thai came in and began some small talk with some light strokes along the crack and balls. I knew that this was not to be a therapeutic session. Long story short, she lifted up her shirt and exposed some nice B's. Next, down came the Yoga Pants. Everything was on the menu except FS. Total damage $80. 00 + $60. 00. The tip was never discussed. Will repeat.

[Wayback]

Here was the follow-up to my brief reply to Purplemoon's fishing expedition:

what day did you go?

[Member #5013]

I agree this place will be shut down very soon. This guy is a wacko. Anyone who goes there is NUTS

This place is way overrated. I would never go back. It's dirty. The women are nice but have more miles on them than a '57 Chevy. Too boot, you have a jealous "husband" staking out customers vehicles.

I guess I'd be upset too if my wife has squeezed more hogs than a boa constricter at a pig farm.

[Phindroid]

That is really funny. LOL. The more I ponder, the more I feel that you're probably correct.

From my limited knowledge of Mandarin, generally the girls are saying:

"Hurry, new customer! Get old customer finish faster!"

[Olepapa]

It is with great sadness that I report to confirm that our favorite Eastern European-sounding, but fully Asian. 4 letter palindrome at Red Sun, has gone back to her home country. With great difficulty, since her co-worker / replacement speaks literally no English, I was able to get an expected return date of end of August.

She's gone, so why do you care about hiding her name? SHe was called Anna at Red Sun, but was JoJo at Bonan before it was shut down.

Oh my! The big secret is out!

Kindergarten is over for the day.

[Member #4772]

I was weeding out old PMs the other day and came across this one sent to me in December 2010 from Purplemoon (who at that point had no posts here but clearly at a time when he states above he was dating Lily) , fishing for information after I'd posted about a WW visit but posing as just one of the guys:

If you're curious, I actually replied "YMMV" which is frankly more info that an inquiry by someone who's not contributed here deserved.

For those of you who doubt the stalker, I don't know what else to say. You're crazy to go there.

I agree this place will be shut down very soon. This guy is a wacko. Anyone who goes there is NUTS

[Wayback]

(Posted 4-16-11)
Just wanted to finally come aboard and place my first post. I have read this forum for a long time, and as

The newly married husband of Lily from Waltham Wellness, I can.

By the way, Lily and I dated for 8 months prior to our mid Feb. 2011 wedding, and if anyone doubts this, they can verify with Boston Ampfan, or pm me, and once an arranged time to meet at the store is made, I will provide our wedding certificate and pictures. I do occasionaly stake out the store and observe you mongers' faces and cars you get into from time to time.

I was weeding out old PMs the other day and came across this one sent to me in December 2010 from Purplemoon (who at that point had no posts here but clearly at a time when he states above he was dating Lily) , fishing for information after I'd posted about a WW visit but posing as just one of the guys:

just wondering when you went was it a full hour did you feel under or over shirt?

I want to go next week so just wondering.

Is she pretty?

If you're curious, I actually replied "YMMV" which is frankly more info that an inquiry by someone who's not contributed here deserved.

For those of you who doubt the stalker, I don't know what else to say. You're crazy to go there.

[Hags Joe]

It is with great sadness that I report to confirm that our favorite Eastern European-sounding, but fully Asian. 4 letter palindrome at Red Sun, has gone back to her home country. With great difficulty, since her co-worker / replacement speaks literally no English, I was able to get an expected return date of end of August.

[AsianLPGAfan]

Wouldn't it be fun to know Chinese or Korean without them realizing it just to know exactly what they are saying about you and then answering back in their language. They would be shocked.

There are apps with Korean and Chinese translation. Find a simple phrase and learn it. Then see what happens.

[Yellowfever023]

From my limited knowledge of Mandarin, generally the girls are saying:

"Hurry, new customer! Get old customer finish faster!"

"When eating lunch? Soon, I hope! I smell cooking now."

"On day off, do you study Existentialist philosophy at Harvard Extension School?" "No, it is French poets of the Beat generation!"

"So slow this fat man is! But tipping well, I hope! I calculate he pay 10 cents for each stroke, but factoring in cost of oil and clean up materials, profit margin only 9 cents. Unless we use paper towels for two or more customers, and change sheets only once each week, then profit is higher and better."

"We play same silly music over and over, driving me crazy all day!"

"Is that customer fresh with you?" "Yes. Sucking my small sharp nipples right now! But I block doorway unless pay extra!"

"I've been reading Chairman Mao's Little Red Book. It making me hankering for old times when Communist concept was bright and new."

You forgot," No more Dr. Funk for you Joe"

[Boston Ampfan]

Wouldn't it be fun to know Chinese or Korean without them realizing it just to know exactly what they are saying about you and then answering back in their language. They would be shocked.

From my limited knowledge of Mandarin, generally the girls are saying:

"Hurry, new customer! Get old customer finish faster!"

"When eating lunch? Soon, I hope! I smell cooking now."

"On day off, do you study Existentialist philosophy at Harvard Extension School?" "No, it is French poets of the Beat generation!"

"So slow this fat man is! But tipping well, I hope! I calculate he pay 10 cents for each stroke, but factoring in cost of oil and clean up materials, profit margin only 9 cents. Unless we use paper towels for two or more customers, and change sheets only once each week, then profit is higher and better."

"We play same silly music over and over, driving me crazy all day!"

"Is that customer fresh with you?" "Yes. Sucking my small sharp nipples right now! But I block doorway unless pay extra!"

"I've been reading Chairman Mao's Little Red Book. It making me hankering for old times when Communist concept was bright and new."

[Natebost]

There is a new-ish place in Weymouth. It is in the same plaza as Capone's Pizza. I had noticed it last week when I went in for lunch nd wasn't sure if it was legit or not. I walked in and it was 70 / hr or 40 / half. I paid 70 and was lead to one of the 4 rooms in the back. It was a really nice place, one of the cleanest I have seen, so I figured it might be a massage and nothing more. There were a few girls in there, all pretty cute. I drew the worst of the bunch, I think she introduced herself as Jasmine. All the girls were definatly under 40 and seemed pretty cute. I have no idea if they rotate. Room was comfortable and traditional Thai style. She proceeded with a great massage with small amounts of oil and all over rub. She draped me at first but I said I was comfortable non-draped and she took it off. Got a full hour massage and on the flip, she came next to me and let me play with her boobs. She let me pop them out but wouldn't remove any clothes. Nice finish. No shower but hot towel to wipe down. 40 tip.

[Smoke Screen]

When I told her that I was a regular, her only reply was,"May be more next time," without any conviction. It got weirder after the release. She had a fairly disgusted face on, and started muttering in Chinese. The muttering continued until she cleaned me up, for a good five minutes.

Wouldn't it be fun to know Chinese or Korean without them realizing it just to know exactly what they are saying about you and then answering back in their language. They would be shocked.

[Phindroid]

I was back at this place based on prior good experiences. I walked in and drew Cici. She is a petite 7 looks with barely B cups. Paid 0. 6 house fee for an hour. I was offered 4 hands for 1. 0, which I declined.

She started off by completely draping me in a large towel and gently rubbing me head to toe. This was a nice start. The massage was undraped, but was more a medium body rub, while I had requested a hard massage. No teasing whatsoever. Luke warm towel before the flip and the massage continued post-flip. Still no teasing and no hints of anything. I gently indicated what I wanted and she quoted 0. 4, which I agreed to. A bucket of oil and a mechanical finish. She had a tight-fitting athletic bra on top of the regular padded bra and did not allow any roaming, even OTC. Every time I reached for her, she jumped back and let go of me completely. When I told her that I was a regular, her only reply was,"May be more next time," without any conviction. It got weirder after the release. She had a fairly disgusted face on, and started muttering in Chinese. The muttering continued until she cleaned me up, for a good five minutes. It stopped finally when she had to go out to let me get clothes back on.

Another annoyance in this place is the 4x12 vertical glass window on every door. They usually cover these with a towel or your shirt, but Cici did not bother and the window was partially uncovered all the time.

I paid the 0. 4 and got out with my water bottle and candy. I did catch sight of the other providers I have had more luck with. I thought I will try someone new and fizzled. Oh well. I will not be repeating with her.

[Member #5013]

It's been a little while so I thought that I would TOFTT and try this new (to me) AMP in Danvers behind the mall. I saw it on CL # ending 2135. Lots of parking and close enough to where I live. I enter the business building and headed up to the 3rd fl. The place looked ok clean but kind of small. .7 house fee. UNFORTUNATELY I drew Joanna. She was young enough, not Quasimoto but nothing to get excited about either. I Asked for a med massage She draped me with a towel and said cold. Her English was fair and I could chat a little with her although she didn't seem to want to chat much. She did remove the towel later and I thought that's when the massage would improve but I was wrong, it was as mechanical as the rubdown the Tin Man got in Oz. Yuk! No teasing at all and just too basic for that kind of place. There was absolutely nothing pleasurable about that massage, It was more stressful than soothing. Maybe the flip part of the massage will be better. Nope she put the FKN towel back on and rubbed my shoulders and screwd around with my hair. I was thinking Oh shit I'm getting a bad massage at a legit place! To my amazement when the rub was finished Joanna asked if I wanted jr taken care of. She said something like "I will do" I thought really? She wanted. 6 for a basic HR. Hmm I thought maybe she is fun at that! Just maybe for that kind of extra $ I could get some UTC roaming so I said well I'll take care of you."Good, I get something" She came back in the room with what looked to be a torn up piece of toilet paper apparently to clean up with after. When she came near me, I reached and she jumped back, No! . What? . No touch! So no UTC or OTC! You still expect 60$? She seemed like she would have negotiated but I was already thoroughly finished with her by that time so I told her I didn't want anything and I just wanted to leave. Even without getting her HJ I knew that it would suck too. You know how you can tell someone has bad breath just by the way they look sometimes? I could tell she her HE would be awful anyway. I've had years of mongering I have never just walked out but this was just the worse and all the way home I was so mad at myself for throwing money away at this place and if there was a way to get my $ back I'd do it. Joanna told me that she is from Quincy and used to work there. Her boss transferred her to Danvers and now I know why. WTF it pis ses me off that her boss gets the house fee after knowing how she is. I have absolutely nothing against someone trying to make a little cash but please nobody should be in a business that they are not cut out for. This place is take your $ and run. The hell with service! So if you try this place after reading this you had fair warning and maybe someone other than Joanna would be better but until I hear that someone is 1000% better I'll never go back. So for those who will criticize me for being too harsh on this AMP & masseuse, You only have to know that you will get nothing for your hard earned $. Poor massage, no personality, expensive HR and no fun at all. Go to a Chiropractor at least you'll get a decent massage after your back is cracked.

Looks-4 Personality-2 Massage. 002 Finish? House fee. 7 Tip- FUB

Been there and drew Yuki. Pretty, but a tad plump. Good massage skills. Wanted $60 for a HE. Went with it and she seemed into it. Hot towels for clean up. Would I repeat? Nah. She was giving me attitude when I offered her $40 for the ending. I think I saw the Lee sister you had. Think her first name was Ug. Called before and they said they had three girls working there.

Place is very close to LE so be careful.