Massage Parlor Reports

[Dickjones]

This place has been around for a bit and advertises on Phoenix Adult ending in 8041. I've been there several times over the years. It used to be at one apartment complex around Lexington St in Waltham, but moved across the road to another complex. Quiet place and easy walk to the door. Not in front of all the windows like the last place. The girls are on a typical 2 week rotation. Two-call system with. 5 for half and. 7 for hour. It's hit or miss with the massage, but plenty of extras. Usually go with CFS for $.

[Boston Ampfan]

I was weeding out old PMs the other day and came across this one sent to me in December 2010 from Purplemoon (who at that point had no posts here but clearly at a time when he states above he was dating Lily) , fishing for information after I'd posted about a WW visit but posing as just one of the guys:

If you're curious, I actually replied "YMMV" which is frankly more info that an inquiry by someone who's not contributed here deserved.

For those of you who doubt the stalker, I don't know what else to say. You're crazy to go there.

Wayback,

You certainly have a right to your opinion of Purple, his motives and methods, and you clearly harbor some animosity toward him. That's your business and I'll not weigh in on the substance of the matter. Nonetheless, it is my personal view that the content of private messages should always be respected as such. Private-with the sole exception to be made in the event that the message contains a threat against a provider or a Forum participant.

Incidentally, this is the same principle I apply to 'private' conversations and experience with ladies. If she says,"Shhh. Don't post on the internet," I don't.

Respectfully,

BA

[Joe Fish]

Saw this post today on Craigslist. Too funny! I had to share.

[Djtuck]

Meant to post this a couple of weeks ago. Took the $80. 00 plunge (a bit steep) for a 1 Hr Thai Massage as I happened to be in the area and they accept walk in's. It was a rainy, cold and miserable day so I figured a nice Thai Massage would cheer me up and alleviate some muscle aches. Drew a short, full figured young lady (Amy?). She led me to the room and I got comfortable. I never use the draping! The young Thai came in and began some small talk with some light strokes along the crack and balls. I knew that this was not to be a therapeutic session. Long story short, she lifted up her shirt and exposed some nice B's. Next, down came the Yoga Pants. Everything was on the menu except FS. Total damage $80. 00 + $60. 00. The tip was never discussed. Will repeat.

[Wayback]

Here was the follow-up to my brief reply to Purplemoon's fishing expedition:

what day did you go?

[Member #5013]

I agree this place will be shut down very soon. This guy is a wacko. Anyone who goes there is NUTS

This place is way overrated. I would never go back. It's dirty. The women are nice but have more miles on them than a '57 Chevy. Too boot, you have a jealous "husband" staking out customers vehicles.

I guess I'd be upset too if my wife has squeezed more hogs than a boa constricter at a pig farm.

[Phindroid]

That is really funny. LOL. The more I ponder, the more I feel that you're probably correct.

From my limited knowledge of Mandarin, generally the girls are saying:

"Hurry, new customer! Get old customer finish faster!"

[Olepapa]

It is with great sadness that I report to confirm that our favorite Eastern European-sounding, but fully Asian. 4 letter palindrome at Red Sun, has gone back to her home country. With great difficulty, since her co-worker / replacement speaks literally no English, I was able to get an expected return date of end of August.

She's gone, so why do you care about hiding her name? SHe was called Anna at Red Sun, but was JoJo at Bonan before it was shut down.

Oh my! The big secret is out!

Kindergarten is over for the day.

[Member #4772]

I was weeding out old PMs the other day and came across this one sent to me in December 2010 from Purplemoon (who at that point had no posts here but clearly at a time when he states above he was dating Lily) , fishing for information after I'd posted about a WW visit but posing as just one of the guys:

If you're curious, I actually replied "YMMV" which is frankly more info that an inquiry by someone who's not contributed here deserved.

For those of you who doubt the stalker, I don't know what else to say. You're crazy to go there.

I agree this place will be shut down very soon. This guy is a wacko. Anyone who goes there is NUTS

[Wayback]

(Posted 4-16-11)
Just wanted to finally come aboard and place my first post. I have read this forum for a long time, and as

The newly married husband of Lily from Waltham Wellness, I can.

By the way, Lily and I dated for 8 months prior to our mid Feb. 2011 wedding, and if anyone doubts this, they can verify with Boston Ampfan, or pm me, and once an arranged time to meet at the store is made, I will provide our wedding certificate and pictures. I do occasionaly stake out the store and observe you mongers' faces and cars you get into from time to time.

I was weeding out old PMs the other day and came across this one sent to me in December 2010 from Purplemoon (who at that point had no posts here but clearly at a time when he states above he was dating Lily) , fishing for information after I'd posted about a WW visit but posing as just one of the guys:

just wondering when you went was it a full hour did you feel under or over shirt?

I want to go next week so just wondering.

Is she pretty?

If you're curious, I actually replied "YMMV" which is frankly more info that an inquiry by someone who's not contributed here deserved.

For those of you who doubt the stalker, I don't know what else to say. You're crazy to go there.

[Hags Joe]

It is with great sadness that I report to confirm that our favorite Eastern European-sounding, but fully Asian. 4 letter palindrome at Red Sun, has gone back to her home country. With great difficulty, since her co-worker / replacement speaks literally no English, I was able to get an expected return date of end of August.

[AsianLPGAfan]

Wouldn't it be fun to know Chinese or Korean without them realizing it just to know exactly what they are saying about you and then answering back in their language. They would be shocked.

There are apps with Korean and Chinese translation. Find a simple phrase and learn it. Then see what happens.

[Yellowfever023]

From my limited knowledge of Mandarin, generally the girls are saying:

"Hurry, new customer! Get old customer finish faster!"

"When eating lunch? Soon, I hope! I smell cooking now."

"On day off, do you study Existentialist philosophy at Harvard Extension School?" "No, it is French poets of the Beat generation!"

"So slow this fat man is! But tipping well, I hope! I calculate he pay 10 cents for each stroke, but factoring in cost of oil and clean up materials, profit margin only 9 cents. Unless we use paper towels for two or more customers, and change sheets only once each week, then profit is higher and better."

"We play same silly music over and over, driving me crazy all day!"

"Is that customer fresh with you?" "Yes. Sucking my small sharp nipples right now! But I block doorway unless pay extra!"

"I've been reading Chairman Mao's Little Red Book. It making me hankering for old times when Communist concept was bright and new."

You forgot," No more Dr. Funk for you Joe"

[Boston Ampfan]

Wouldn't it be fun to know Chinese or Korean without them realizing it just to know exactly what they are saying about you and then answering back in their language. They would be shocked.

From my limited knowledge of Mandarin, generally the girls are saying:

"Hurry, new customer! Get old customer finish faster!"

"When eating lunch? Soon, I hope! I smell cooking now."

"On day off, do you study Existentialist philosophy at Harvard Extension School?" "No, it is French poets of the Beat generation!"

"So slow this fat man is! But tipping well, I hope! I calculate he pay 10 cents for each stroke, but factoring in cost of oil and clean up materials, profit margin only 9 cents. Unless we use paper towels for two or more customers, and change sheets only once each week, then profit is higher and better."

"We play same silly music over and over, driving me crazy all day!"

"Is that customer fresh with you?" "Yes. Sucking my small sharp nipples right now! But I block doorway unless pay extra!"

"I've been reading Chairman Mao's Little Red Book. It making me hankering for old times when Communist concept was bright and new."

[Natebost]

There is a new-ish place in Weymouth. It is in the same plaza as Capone's Pizza. I had noticed it last week when I went in for lunch nd wasn't sure if it was legit or not. I walked in and it was 70 / hr or 40 / half. I paid 70 and was lead to one of the 4 rooms in the back. It was a really nice place, one of the cleanest I have seen, so I figured it might be a massage and nothing more. There were a few girls in there, all pretty cute. I drew the worst of the bunch, I think she introduced herself as Jasmine. All the girls were definatly under 40 and seemed pretty cute. I have no idea if they rotate. Room was comfortable and traditional Thai style. She proceeded with a great massage with small amounts of oil and all over rub. She draped me at first but I said I was comfortable non-draped and she took it off. Got a full hour massage and on the flip, she came next to me and let me play with her boobs. She let me pop them out but wouldn't remove any clothes. Nice finish. No shower but hot towel to wipe down. 40 tip.