Massage Parlor Reports

[AsianLPGAfan]

Wouldn't it be fun to know Chinese or Korean without them realizing it just to know exactly what they are saying about you and then answering back in their language. They would be shocked.

There are apps with Korean and Chinese translation. Find a simple phrase and learn it. Then see what happens.

[Yellowfever023]

From my limited knowledge of Mandarin, generally the girls are saying:

"Hurry, new customer! Get old customer finish faster!"

"When eating lunch? Soon, I hope! I smell cooking now."

"On day off, do you study Existentialist philosophy at Harvard Extension School?" "No, it is French poets of the Beat generation!"

"So slow this fat man is! But tipping well, I hope! I calculate he pay 10 cents for each stroke, but factoring in cost of oil and clean up materials, profit margin only 9 cents. Unless we use paper towels for two or more customers, and change sheets only once each week, then profit is higher and better."

"We play same silly music over and over, driving me crazy all day!"

"Is that customer fresh with you?" "Yes. Sucking my small sharp nipples right now! But I block doorway unless pay extra!"

"I've been reading Chairman Mao's Little Red Book. It making me hankering for old times when Communist concept was bright and new."

You forgot," No more Dr. Funk for you Joe"

[Boston Ampfan]

Wouldn't it be fun to know Chinese or Korean without them realizing it just to know exactly what they are saying about you and then answering back in their language. They would be shocked.

From my limited knowledge of Mandarin, generally the girls are saying:

"Hurry, new customer! Get old customer finish faster!"

"When eating lunch? Soon, I hope! I smell cooking now."

"On day off, do you study Existentialist philosophy at Harvard Extension School?" "No, it is French poets of the Beat generation!"

"So slow this fat man is! But tipping well, I hope! I calculate he pay 10 cents for each stroke, but factoring in cost of oil and clean up materials, profit margin only 9 cents. Unless we use paper towels for two or more customers, and change sheets only once each week, then profit is higher and better."

"We play same silly music over and over, driving me crazy all day!"

"Is that customer fresh with you?" "Yes. Sucking my small sharp nipples right now! But I block doorway unless pay extra!"

"I've been reading Chairman Mao's Little Red Book. It making me hankering for old times when Communist concept was bright and new."

[Natebost]

There is a new-ish place in Weymouth. It is in the same plaza as Capone's Pizza. I had noticed it last week when I went in for lunch nd wasn't sure if it was legit or not. I walked in and it was 70 / hr or 40 / half. I paid 70 and was lead to one of the 4 rooms in the back. It was a really nice place, one of the cleanest I have seen, so I figured it might be a massage and nothing more. There were a few girls in there, all pretty cute. I drew the worst of the bunch, I think she introduced herself as Jasmine. All the girls were definatly under 40 and seemed pretty cute. I have no idea if they rotate. Room was comfortable and traditional Thai style. She proceeded with a great massage with small amounts of oil and all over rub. She draped me at first but I said I was comfortable non-draped and she took it off. Got a full hour massage and on the flip, she came next to me and let me play with her boobs. She let me pop them out but wouldn't remove any clothes. Nice finish. No shower but hot towel to wipe down. 40 tip.

[Smoke Screen]

When I told her that I was a regular, her only reply was,"May be more next time," without any conviction. It got weirder after the release. She had a fairly disgusted face on, and started muttering in Chinese. The muttering continued until she cleaned me up, for a good five minutes.

Wouldn't it be fun to know Chinese or Korean without them realizing it just to know exactly what they are saying about you and then answering back in their language. They would be shocked.

[Phindroid]

I was back at this place based on prior good experiences. I walked in and drew Cici. She is a petite 7 looks with barely B cups. Paid 0. 6 house fee for an hour. I was offered 4 hands for 1. 0, which I declined.

She started off by completely draping me in a large towel and gently rubbing me head to toe. This was a nice start. The massage was undraped, but was more a medium body rub, while I had requested a hard massage. No teasing whatsoever. Luke warm towel before the flip and the massage continued post-flip. Still no teasing and no hints of anything. I gently indicated what I wanted and she quoted 0. 4, which I agreed to. A bucket of oil and a mechanical finish. She had a tight-fitting athletic bra on top of the regular padded bra and did not allow any roaming, even OTC. Every time I reached for her, she jumped back and let go of me completely. When I told her that I was a regular, her only reply was,"May be more next time," without any conviction. It got weirder after the release. She had a fairly disgusted face on, and started muttering in Chinese. The muttering continued until she cleaned me up, for a good five minutes. It stopped finally when she had to go out to let me get clothes back on.

Another annoyance in this place is the 4x12 vertical glass window on every door. They usually cover these with a towel or your shirt, but Cici did not bother and the window was partially uncovered all the time.

I paid the 0. 4 and got out with my water bottle and candy. I did catch sight of the other providers I have had more luck with. I thought I will try someone new and fizzled. Oh well. I will not be repeating with her.

[Member #5013]

It's been a little while so I thought that I would TOFTT and try this new (to me) AMP in Danvers behind the mall. I saw it on CL # ending 2135. Lots of parking and close enough to where I live. I enter the business building and headed up to the 3rd fl. The place looked ok clean but kind of small. .7 house fee. UNFORTUNATELY I drew Joanna. She was young enough, not Quasimoto but nothing to get excited about either. I Asked for a med massage She draped me with a towel and said cold. Her English was fair and I could chat a little with her although she didn't seem to want to chat much. She did remove the towel later and I thought that's when the massage would improve but I was wrong, it was as mechanical as the rubdown the Tin Man got in Oz. Yuk! No teasing at all and just too basic for that kind of place. There was absolutely nothing pleasurable about that massage, It was more stressful than soothing. Maybe the flip part of the massage will be better. Nope she put the FKN towel back on and rubbed my shoulders and screwd around with my hair. I was thinking Oh shit I'm getting a bad massage at a legit place! To my amazement when the rub was finished Joanna asked if I wanted jr taken care of. She said something like "I will do" I thought really? She wanted. 6 for a basic HR. Hmm I thought maybe she is fun at that! Just maybe for that kind of extra $ I could get some UTC roaming so I said well I'll take care of you."Good, I get something" She came back in the room with what looked to be a torn up piece of toilet paper apparently to clean up with after. When she came near me, I reached and she jumped back, No! . What? . No touch! So no UTC or OTC! You still expect 60$? She seemed like she would have negotiated but I was already thoroughly finished with her by that time so I told her I didn't want anything and I just wanted to leave. Even without getting her HJ I knew that it would suck too. You know how you can tell someone has bad breath just by the way they look sometimes? I could tell she her HE would be awful anyway. I've had years of mongering I have never just walked out but this was just the worse and all the way home I was so mad at myself for throwing money away at this place and if there was a way to get my $ back I'd do it. Joanna told me that she is from Quincy and used to work there. Her boss transferred her to Danvers and now I know why. WTF it pis ses me off that her boss gets the house fee after knowing how she is. I have absolutely nothing against someone trying to make a little cash but please nobody should be in a business that they are not cut out for. This place is take your $ and run. The hell with service! So if you try this place after reading this you had fair warning and maybe someone other than Joanna would be better but until I hear that someone is 1000% better I'll never go back. So for those who will criticize me for being too harsh on this AMP & masseuse, You only have to know that you will get nothing for your hard earned $. Poor massage, no personality, expensive HR and no fun at all. Go to a Chiropractor at least you'll get a decent massage after your back is cracked.

Looks-4 Personality-2 Massage. 002 Finish? House fee. 7 Tip- FUB

Been there and drew Yuki. Pretty, but a tad plump. Good massage skills. Wanted $60 for a HE. Went with it and she seemed into it. Hot towels for clean up. Would I repeat? Nah. She was giving me attitude when I offered her $40 for the ending. I think I saw the Lee sister you had. Think her first name was Ug. Called before and they said they had three girls working there.

Place is very close to LE so be careful.

[Massenthusiast]

Thanks for the report but who should we ask for? Do you remembe her name?

I'm sorry, I didn't get a name.

[Neddd]

[QUOTE=Yello Tail; 1204839]

It's been a little while so I thought that I would TOFTT and try this new (to me) AMP in Danvers behind the mall. I saw it on CL # ending 2135.

Thanks for the heads up. I did a "drive-by" today to check the place out. I knocked (could not find a buzzer and the door was locked). A cute thing opened the door. I started by asking questions about their Thai massage. She called to another woman, not quite as cute. (as a point of reference, her eye teeth were set back). Not sure if either of them was Joanna. She talked about the two types of Thai massage they offer. Traditional and lazy yoga. I mentioned a problem that I'm having with my shoulder and movement of my arm (not from DIY, its my other arm). The second one manipulated my arm a few times and seemed to identify the problem. They were not busy, but I had to pass on a treatment today as I was heading for another appointment. She handed me a business card and asked me to return.

That's the place. I didn't see the cutie that you saw only Joanna and she is the one with the set back eye teeth. You are fortunate that you passed on treatment because Joanna would have been rubbing your head and eyes and sometimes just pushing skin around she has no massage skill. I have to laugh when I read that they offer two kinds of Thai massage, they must be kidding Joanna couldn't do a basic massage correctly. She's there just to collect as much $ as she can, service is of no concern to her. If you go back (I personally would stay away) it will be interesting to hear how it went but for your sake and your hard earned $ sake ask for anyone other than Joanna, maybe it's just her that's terrible. I would hate to think the entire staff is that way. GOOD LUCK!

[Yello Tail]

[QUOTE=Neddd; 1204709]It's been a little while so I thought that I would TOFTT and try this new (to me) AMP in Danvers behind the mall. I saw it on CL # ending 2135.

Thanks for the heads up. I did a "drive-by" today to check the place out. I knocked (could not find a buzzer and the door was locked). A cute thing opened the door. I started by asking questions about their Thai massage. She called to another woman, not quite as cute. (as a point of reference, her eye teeth were set back). Not sure if either of them was Joanna. She talked about the two types of Thai massage they offer. Traditional and lazy yoga. I mentioned a problem that I'm having with my shoulder and movement of my arm (not from DIY, its my other arm). The second one manipulated my arm a few times and seemed to identify the problem. They were not busy, but I had to pass on a treatment today as I was heading for another appointment. She handed me a business card and asked me to return.

[Neddd]

It's been a little while so I thought that I would TOFTT and try this new (to me) AMP in Danvers behind the mall. I saw it on CL # ending 2135. Lots of parking and close enough to where I live. I enter the business building and headed up to the 3rd fl. The place looked ok clean but kind of small. .7 house fee. UNFORTUNATELY I drew Joanna. She was young enough, not Quasimoto but nothing to get excited about either. I Asked for a med massage She draped me with a towel and said cold. Her English was fair and I could chat a little with her although she didn't seem to want to chat much. She did remove the towel later and I thought that's when the massage would improve but I was wrong, it was as mechanical as the rubdown the Tin Man got in Oz. Yuk! No teasing at all and just too basic for that kind of place. There was absolutely nothing pleasurable about that massage, It was more stressful than soothing. Maybe the flip part of the massage will be better. Nope she put the FKN towel back on and rubbed my shoulders and screwd around with my hair. I was thinking Oh shit I'm getting a bad massage at a legit place! To my amazement when the rub was finished Joanna asked if I wanted jr taken care of. She said something like "I will do" I thought really? She wanted. 6 for a basic HR. Hmm I thought maybe she is fun at that! Just maybe for that kind of extra $ I could get some UTC roaming so I said well I'll take care of you."Good, I get something" She came back in the room with what looked to be a torn up piece of toilet paper apparently to clean up with after. When she came near me, I reached and she jumped back, No! . What? . No touch! So no UTC or OTC! You still expect 60$? She seemed like she would have negotiated but I was already thoroughly finished with her by that time so I told her I didn't want anything and I just wanted to leave. Even without getting her HJ I knew that it would suck too. You know how you can tell someone has bad breath just by the way they look sometimes? I could tell she her HE would be awful anyway. I've had years of mongering I have never just walked out but this was just the worse and all the way home I was so mad at myself for throwing money away at this place and if there was a way to get my $ back I'd do it. Joanna told me that she is from Quincy and used to work there. Her boss transferred her to Danvers and now I know why. WTF it pisses me off that her boss gets the house fee after knowing how she is. I have absolutely nothing against someone trying to make a little cash but please nobody should be in a business that they are not cut out for. This place is take your $ and run. The hell with service! So if you try this place after reading this you had fair warning and maybe someone other than Joanna would be better but until I hear that someone is 1000% better I'll never go back. So for those who will criticize me for being too harsh on this amp & masseuse, You only have to know that you will get nothing for your hard earned $. Poor massage, no personality, expensive HR and no fun at all. Go to a Chiropractor at least you'll get a decent massage after your back is cracked.

Looks-4 Personality-2 Massage. 002 Finish? House fee. 7 Tip- FUB

[Momo Epez]

Hi all, I had seen some reports on Nini's in Braintree (6469) so I figured I'd give it a shot. I was in the area so I made an appoint, they were able to see me right away. It's in a small office plaza with plenty of parking. When I was there there were plenty of spots away from their door so I didn't have to park right out front.

I went in and the receptionist greeted me. She was smoking hot with a fantastic rack, but alas she wasn't the masseuse. The masseuse was a good looking low to mid thirties with a fit body. We went into the room and she started the massage off by washing my feet, which was nice. Then she gave a really good and thorough massage. It wasn't one of the crappy rubdowns you usually get. Not much teasing though so I was starting to wonder.

On the flip she gave a really good front massage but then stopped abruptly and asked if I want more. She said if I take care of her she take care of me. She gave me a HR with plenty of UTC roaming up and down.

Total damage. 7 house and. 6 girl. It was slightly more than the CT. 6 and. 4, but the place was much nicer, good parking, and the masseuse was much better then the 50 year old you get up there. I would definitely repeat. They even have one of those loyalty cards where you get a free massage. I chucked it though because I wouldn't want anyone to see it in my wallet.

Thanks for the report but who should we ask for? Do you remembe her name?

[Georgerx]

Went there several months ago and asked for a massage and was taken into the back by a decent looking, maybe late 30's woman. She stepped out while I got comfy and layed down. I then got a pretty decent massage and after about 30 minutes I asked to flip. After I did, I realized that the masseuse was a someone else! They must have done a switcheroo while I was getting settled: the woman who was massaging me was average looking at best and at least 50 years old (and didn't speak much English). I normally would have passed, but I was already looking forward to something so I directly asked / gestured for the finale. She seemed surprised so I thought the place was legit, but she eventually got on with it. Mediocre ending, typical damage. Don't think I'd repeat.

If this is the same one near edison or wahtever it is, I remember that place. I went there asking for an hour and after 15 minutes into it, I changed to 30 minutes and got the hell out of there cause the massage was just super crappy.

[Jon Gris]

OK,

Guys sorry for my absence but I have been traveling very frequently for work lately so haven't really had to time to post my Mass hobbying experiences.

I have tried this place twice in April and May. Both times I drew Judy early 30s about 5 5 shoulder length hair.

THe pictures in the arent her but with these places they usually never are.

The location is in an office building off 53 in weymouth. I prefer parking in local parkings lots (walmart stop and shop to name a couple) and walking over as the parking lot to the Office bulding offers very little privacy and vehicles drive the down the street so your vehicle is very visible.

The massage is 60 for an hour. Judy asks what type you want soft medium hard. Choice of oil or lotion. The massage is ok plenty of teasing before the flip. I think whats available varies on you and the girls comfort level. My first time there I got a great H / E and I was encouraged to roam freely only exception was no inside. On my second visit upon the flip all clothing was missing plenty of roaming and suckling and the session was finished with aan oral explosion all over the front areas. Hot towel clean up and out the door. Both times I was there over an hour and didn't feel like I was getting the rush treatment. I don't think there are "girls" working as the ad says as I didn't notice more than one girl there and there no signs of multiple people there either. YMMV with that though. The room is set up typical AMP style Massage table in middle of room small little chair place to hang your clothes. A little table with a radio and supplies. I will repeat when I am in the area which sadly has been limted since work has been sending me all over the eastern seaboard the past few months.

The BEST Asian experience in town. Small discreet place with honest, no rush, genuine girls who care about your experience and pleasure!

Hope see you soon call at 10am

Appointment and rates call 617-888-9692

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[Member #5013]

Well, after all the hullabaloo on here about waltham wellness I decided to return again, on impulse, Tuesday. Not much new to report. Based on some of the past reports I called to ask who was working, I was told Jessica and Mimi. When I arrived I was told Deedee, but it was the eldest lady who works there. The Mamasan perhaps? I recalled Ole Papa's review when he walked out, but I was already there and I wanted a good massage.

I got that. Mamasan has very strong hands, I had to ask her to lighten up. It was good. But very limited tease before the rush started and I had to flip. She was alone and the phone kept ringing (she should have gone over the hour to make up for it).

On the flip I requested a very light massage and she confirmed the hand release would be next. It was good, but she wanted to rush me on and I made her go slow to finish at my own pace. All in all it was good, no cameras or deranged purple moonies, no hassle at all. Good effort by the masseuse, but she wanted me done and out before the hour, yet we went 55-60 mins.

60 massage and 40 tip and an ok time. I wish Mimi or Jessica would have helped though.

I little FYI. You might want to pass on the clean with the pre-used towels and painters bucket of dirty water. Those towels are all balled up and thrown in the bathroom in and around the sink. Those little muffin top older woman like to rinse and reuse them.

How do I know? My first time there the clean up although through was down with water that stunk. I did some recon my other trips and found the horror scene in the bathroom. Keep your little swimmers to yourself!