Massage Parlor Reports

**Rtr111** · 04-29-11 12:12

Sorry to see another place go down. Their demise could very well be traced to all the unnecessary chatter aimed at this establishment. Go back and read the reports about Yumi and Vice and you can see how this forum has done the homework for the Crown Victoria guys. I just don't see the logic. Why do some guys not see the direct correlation between the explicit reports and some of our favorite places being closed down.

**Grateful One** · 04-29-11 09:00

Why do I get the sense that this Open Forum is being abused by those who don't appreciate or respect it. I understand the "open-ness" and that may be what is at its core, however, things seem to have take an turn. I've been lurking on here for years and fairly recently signed in; but gentlemen: lets be gentlemen!

If this forum has cost you part of your livelihood; then DO A BETTER JOB!

If this forum has aided in your success; Keep it UP!

For the 99. 9% of you: Thanks and be Safe and keep Sharing!

BTW, thanks to all the Senior Members for maintaining decorum.

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**DaFlyestCubano** · 04-29-11 01:10

Originally Posted by Mod Shag [View Original Post]

With all the talk going on around this place recently — no one has any info or comments?

I've been calling Vice to see my favorite girl Yumi. I kept calling with no return calls then finally I saw a new number for them. So finally another girl answered and stated Yumi was not available to talk but that she was in and I could see her in 2 hours. I was sooooo excited and went there on time ready but when I got there no answer on the phone. I went to the back door and it was locked then I went to the front door thats normally locked but I really wanted to see her. As I was knocking on the front window trying to see what was going on and did'nt notice a black crown vic roll up on me. Uncle Leo flashed a light in my face from their car and told me to keep walking. I went straight home and changed my boxers. No more Vice for me!

**IggyD** · 04-28-11 18:25

Originally Posted by SlickPoetry [View Original Post]

If you like sexy black girls, check out paribella spa in Hazel Crest. I like going there alot. They have half-hour sessions (which is all I need, really) for $50 and they will wear a bikini during the massage for an extra $10. Its very nice. No table shower, though.

Do they have any other extras on the menu?

**Mod Shag** · 04-28-11 15:33

With all the talk going on around this place recently — no one has any info or comments?

Originally Posted by Mod Shag [View Original Post]

First, if you've noticed their ads, it looks like they've dropped Pam and added a couple of others. Ok, well that's fine. Anyone try Sinclair or Mia yet? But — why'd they change the phone number? But, even that's not so bad.

I called to make an appointment tonight (around 6ish) and they couldn't tell me if Yumi would be available. No appointment book, nothing — and she wasn't there, or she was unavailable. Then they call me back but it was a bad connection (only provider I've ever had call me back. Wish they wouldn't do that, I'd rather be discreet). I call them back and they have no idea why I'm calling. I remind them I wanted to set up an appointment with Yumi. They tell me she's not in yet, but will be later.

I'm curious, having never been there, and I'm close, so I drive by. I see what must be Yumi, standing outside, looking great in tight jeans and bright red heels. This is only about 5 minutes later. I see her talking to a guy, who gets into his SUV, and then she climbs in also and they drive off. If she was there, where's she going? Super confusion. Maybe they got paranoid? Anyway the sign on the door said closed (but maybe this is standard procedure to ward off snoopers?)

All in all, I've heard great things and want to try out the place, but this all seems very unprofessional and weird. I did talk to Yumi last week on the phone to schedule something that fell through, and she did sound very sweet.

Anybody else have weird experiences at the place? Anyone see Yumi today?

**SlickPoetry** · 04-28-11 13:22

If you like sexy black girls, check out paribella spa in Hazel Crest. I like going there alot. They have half-hour sessions (which is all I need, really) for $50 and they will wear a bikini during the massage for an extra $10. Its very nice. No table shower, though.

**SlickPoetry** · 04-28-11 12:55

Originally Posted by DreamLuver1110 [View Original Post]

Has anybody be to the Crystal Health spa in Matteson? Saw some mixed reviews from another site.

Been there, and its OK-nothing more nothing less. With a lack of options in the area (although I hear good things about Nabi Spa on Torrence, I have not yet gotten over there) it'll do in a pinch.

I've had two different therapists there-both approximately in their 40s and average looking asian women. They do not dress up sexy at this place like you might see elsewhere. $70 per hour includes table shower. They do not have a half-hour option. HE is standard and they'll take $40 for it. I got head here once but paid way too much for it. Nothing else is available, I am pretty sure.

I have not been there in about a year so things may be different.

**DreamLuver1110** · 04-27-11 23:59

Has anybody be to the Crystal Health spa in Matteson? Saw some mixed reviews from another site.

**Northwell** · 04-27-11 20:14

Originally Posted by Danielp [View Original Post]

Went a couple of times to the one on Clark, Lincoln P, but nothing happened, except for a mediocre and rushed massage. I am sure there is at least HE going on there (a good friend of mine told me he had one, but he couldn't remember her name) , but I think I got the wrong ones. I would go there again since it is so close to home (2 blocks away) but I need to rsvp with the "right" one. Any hints anyone, on this?

DanielP

If you are talking about 2246 N Clark then I doubt there is anything besides half ass massages going on.

I had a good time there a couple years ago but that was when I was talking to a cute girl who worked there for a short time.

**Crikiter** · 04-27-11 19:02

Went to the LMP on Armitage a little while ago. Asked for half hr. Massage. Girl was about 4, didn't seem too interested. HR was negotiated ahead of time (.60). Yea I know, too much. Live and learn and much wiser now. The forum has been a good learning place thanks to those who have gone ahead.

Be safe. C.

**Horny Dog #2** · 04-27-11 18:38

Originally Posted by Stevo1414 [View Original Post]

This is one of those topics I am sure no one wants to hear about, but I think that I might have caught something. Does anyone know a place where I can get tested and NOT have a paper trail or any evidence that I went there. Never had to do anything like this before.

Google "STD testing in Chicago", and you will find many options.

**Humpfree** · 04-27-11 00:50

Check BP add Easter Sunday see below:

Click here: Absolutely Sensational Total Body Massage! $50. 00 Special All Day. Chicago therapeutic massage. Backpage. Com

Had to call her 3 times, First call from my home 2en call Hwy 94 and Sibly, then she told me to go 3 blocks east to the Family dollar. 3rd call right turn go 3 blocks south park near corner. There she was dark skin nice body short shorts on, big on the top like her picture.

Add said 50 special she said 50 for 40 min's. She said pay first ok 125 she said, what add say's 50, 50 basic massage. Another 15 so I can get comfortable with you. Good massage, Very little teasing. Next thing she says you out of time. 20 for a little more time I tell her it's only been 30 min's. To much BS I got up and left. Wasted 33 mile trip one way.

**Danielp** · 04-26-11 23:43

Went a couple of times to the one on Clark, Lincoln P, but nothing happened, except for a mediocre and rushed massage. I am sure there is at least HE going on there (a good friend of mine told me he had one, but he couldn't remember her name) , but I think I got the wrong ones. I would go there again since it is so close to home (2 blocks away) but I need to rsvp with the "right" one. Any hints anyone, on this?

DanielP

**High Riser** · 04-26-11 23:40

Originally Posted by Scots98 [View Original Post]

I went into Rose Spa the other day looking for just a legit massage and ended up stumbling on a HE. I tried to get the girls name but I could not understand her. She has a little meat on her bones but a cute girl. Probably a 6. 5. I could tell that she was somewhat nervous about doing it. There was no talk about $$ but the negotiation of if it was going to happen was slighly awkward but still enjoyable. I did a half hour. 45 and tipped her. 40. She seemed happy.

Rose is in China. 4/22 post (Archer / Lucy) mentions when the cats away the mice will play. It's universal.

**Mod Shag** · 04-26-11 21:26

After a long, long time of not seeing her, I saw Annie last week. She is still at the northside location she moved to in the beginning of the year. She still gives a great massage, amazing attention to the boys and the prostate. She climbs on your back and bounces on you cowgirl-style while she rubs (she probably does this more on repeat visits as opposed to first time). And she still protests when you persist for extras beyond HE, but with a little pushing, you can get your way. She's great. But I hate having to push sometimes.

I'd like to compare notes with any Annie customers who've received more than HE. PM me.