Massage Parlor Reports

[Mod Shag]

First, if you've noticed their ads, it looks like they've dropped Pam and added a couple of others. Ok, well that's fine. Anyone try Sinclair or Mia yet? But — why'd they change the phone number? But, even that's not so bad.

I called to make an appointment tonight (around 6ish) and they couldn't tell me if Yumi would be available. No appointment book, nothing — and she wasn't there, or she was unavailable. Then they call me back but it was a bad connection (only provider I've ever had call me back. Wish they wouldn't do that, I'd rather be discreet). I call them back and they have no idea why I'm calling. I remind them I wanted to set up an appointment with Yumi. They tell me she's not in yet, but will be later.

I'm curious, having never been there, and I'm close, so I drive by. I see what must be Yumi, standing outside, looking great in tight jeans and bright red heels. This is only about 5 minutes later. I see her talking to a guy, who gets into his SUV, and then she climbs in also and they drive off. If she was there, where's she going? Super confusion. Maybe they got paranoid? Anyway the sign on the door said closed (but maybe this is standard procedure to ward off snoopers?)

All in all, I've heard great things and want to try out the place, but this all seems very unprofessional and weird. I did talk to Yumi last week on the phone to schedule something that fell through, and she did sound very sweet.

Anybody else have weird experiences at the place? Anyone see Yumi today?

[SoxGuy]

Was in the area and decided to try them out today. I saw an asian guy leaving as I was pulling up and a white guy leaving as I was going to my room, but so far as I could tell 'Aida' was the only one there, I didn't hear anyone else moving around.

0. 6 for the hour, and the massage was pretty lame. Aida was a 40-ish asian, wearing a sprayed-on dress and high heels with the tops of her control-top panty-hose showing liberally out the bottom of the dress (it barely covered her ass). We get to the end and she's like 'all finish'. So, I decided to be bold and tossed off the towels and asked "what about extras" and shook the junk at her. She tells me,"No do here, trouble". Despite repeated assurances on my part that there was no trouble to be had, she wasn't budging. So, I got dressed and told her that there were 250 massage places in Chicago that do a better job, so don't expect to make much money. I think the only word she understood was 'money', go figure. So, I'm going to leave, and she sticking her hand out for a tip. I'm at the front door already and I tell her 'no extras, no tip'. She's trying to body block me getting out the door, and drag me back to the massage room. Tough shit, honey, you had your chance. I open the door with her almost hanging on it, and left (needless to say, never to return).

Despite no extras, I actually had a decent experience with her. During the massage she said,"You are really tight through here, let me work on this a little harder." It was an area of my back I always have a problem with, and few have been able to get completely. Well, as small as she is, she dug in there and worked out the worst knots I've ever had.

At the end, she says "All finished" I asked about extras, and there was no go."If you want that, you have to go somewhere else." However, my back was as loose as creamed corn. Tipped her twenty bucks, and filed her under decent legit option. Maybe you got her on a bad day.

[Stevo1414]

Thanks to everyone for all the info on how to go about getting STD tested. I am going to get on that ASAP. If the results do come back positive I will be sure to post which AMP was the culprit so we can all put it on our avoid list.

[Jakeass]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-21/7796282

I see this pop up every once and a while. Sometimes it is 2 girls sometimes it one. Has anyone tried her? Thinking of TOFTT

don't even bother. I emailed them and demanded pics. Pics were sent and there is no way they are college coeds. The way I see it is if the pics were fake to prevent identity I was fine but what if they showup and are not my type and they make a scene. 200 was quoted to me as well and it just did not seem worth it based on the faces.

Be safe.

JA

[Raoul Duke]

Almost met up with them a few months ago. Wanted $$ for a massage, Outcall. I wasn't going to have two providers over at my place (too easy for them to rip me off) , so I passed.

I haven't ordered in for a long, long time for just that reason. I've had a couple of really small things disappear, but I don't want to push my luck.

[Scots98]

I went into Rose Spa the other day looking for just a legit massage and ended up stumbling on a HE. I tried to get the girls name but I could not understand her. She has a little meat on her bones but a cute girl. Probably a 6. 5. I could tell that she was somewhat nervous about doing it. There was no talk about $$ but the negotiation of if it was going to happen was slighly awkward but still enjoyable. I did a half hour. 45 and tipped her. 40. She seemed happy.

[DarkKnight]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-21/7796282

I see this pop up every once and a while. Sometimes it is 2 girls sometimes it one. Has anyone tried her? Thinking of TOFTT

Almost met up with them a few months ago. Wanted $$ for a massage, Outcall. I wasn't going to have two providers over at my place (too easy for them to rip me off) , so I passed.

[Pna]

Before going to 6017, I tried to get hold of the Kute massage girl. Texted both her phones and e-mailed with no response. I hope she is well safe and happy, and just being a dork about her messages, as the alternative is not a happy thought. Also, tried to TOFFT at Universal (Addison & Harlem). Place was locked up in the middle of the day, cell phone goes right to VM, and the number on the sign out front is disconnected. That didn't last long. Hate to say it, OngBak, but you seem to be something of a black cat (enjoy your reports, though). {G}

[Self Hi5]

This is one of those topics I am sure no one wants to hear about, but I think that I might have caught something. Does anyone know a place where I can get tested and NOT have a paper trail or any evidence that I went there. Never had to do anything like this before.

As important. Where were you that you think you go it from? Not to be a jag and I hope everything turns out okay, but we got to keep the community as safe as possible!

[Dgordon630]

Where on Ashland?

Been going here since Connie was working there and have seen a few different girls over time and have only struck out once with euro girl. Used to really enjoy my time with Aliza, but not sure if she's comin back. Stopped in today and was taken to back room by Linda who is young / pretty and gives a nice massage but didn't make real connection with last time. Got ready for the shower and a different girl takes me in. And I don't think ill be wasting my $ anywhere else. Younger provider with the skills of seasoned vet. Incredible massage with the perfect amount teasing mixed in, really made it seem like I was the only thing that mattered for that hour. Finished with no talk of money, cleaned up oil and continued with more massaging.

I really don't post, but I do check out the site from time to time and appreciate all the info you guys give out but I'm always a little leery about putting info on the board and watching talked about girls go into hiding because of too much attention. So I do apologize for leaving out certain names.

Hope ya alls next massage is as good as my last one was.

[Pna]

Was in the area and decided to try them out today. I saw an asian guy leaving as I was pulling up and a white guy leaving as I was going to my room, but so far as I could tell 'Aida' was the only one there, I didn't hear anyone else moving around.

0.6 for the hour, and the massage was pretty lame. Aida was a 40-ish asian, wearing a sprayed-on dress and high heels with the tops of her control-top panty-hose showing liberally out the bottom of the dress (it barely covered her ass). We get to the end and she's like 'all finish'. So, I decided to be bold and tossed off the towels and asked "what about extras" and shook the junk at her. She tells me,"No do here, trouble". Despite repeated assurances on my part that there was no trouble to be had, she wasn't budging. So, I got dressed and told her that there were 250 massage places in Chicago that do a better job, so don't expect to make much money. I think the only word she understood was 'money', go figure. So, I'm going to leave, and she sticking her hand out for a tip. I'm at the front door already and I tell her 'no extras, no tip'. She's trying to body block me getting out the door, and drag me back to the massage room. Tough shit, honey, you had your chance. I open the door with her almost hanging on it, and left (needless to say, never to return).

[CleanAndDirty]

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[Undie Radar]

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[Mr Charming]

Went for massage at Claudia's. Massaged by Mary, a plump redhead for. 6 door fee. Massage was bad, HE was overpriced at. 6 tip. She wanted additional. 6 for topless, told her not to bother. HE was only so-so. Probably won't repeat although the other talent looked interesting.

I had a similar experience at this place but with another girl which I don't recall her name. The girl was friendly but that was about it. Place looked clean. With. 6 for HE I said don't bother.

MRC

[BigJim4]

BigJim4 is insulting the intelligence of forum members (and not honoring the true spirit of this forum) by not answering the direct question of his involvement with Amazing Touch. What did he mean by "I like Amazing because its my job"? Is he really using this forum as an advertisement for his location?

Facts of his postings:

1. They began just one month ago! Timing. Versus many of his girls leaving him? He has 23 postings in his first month!

2. His posts for Amazing Touch as an MP are 100% positive while all other member posts (and my experience) are very negative!

3. His posts continually tell the same "theme". Go to other MP's and experience pimps, cameras, and LEO.

I have tried not to give my opinions, but simply state fact. My message to you BigJim4 is we are all watching your posts, and will see what "mongerering or mongering" you take part in. No more advertising. Please!

First off I said I worked BY Amazing. Your an idiot that obviously reads what he wants to see.

Second my post for Amazing are not all positive I offer pros and cons and the real mongers can make their own call. Can I not have a reg spa I like to go to, like everyone else on here? I don't see you accusing other members for mentioning a specific spa over and over.

Third off seems to me that the only "theme" you seem to be upset with is what I mentioned about Vice Spa, makes me wonder. Could MikeJohns41 be the actual Mike "the Pimp"?

If you are, Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. Oops!

On a side note: Vice is a nice clean place, And I'm sure Yumi has your place busy. She's an awesome girl who not only has a great personality but is a cutie. My opinion is get rid of your cameras and your all good.

SEE! Not everything I say is negative. Maybe now you'll get off my balls. LOL.

P. S. If you are a fellow "Monger" (which I highly doubt) I have an account that I've had on another site for a long time and I wonder how come you have never input anything except about me. What providers have you partaken in? Seems to me like your AVOIDING THAT question or could it be that you're obsessed with me Mike? Sorry I don't get down like that but I'm sure there are massage places in boystown. Keep looking I'm sure you'll get lucky evenually, Big Boy! LOL