Massage Parlor Reports

**OneHitWonders** · 04-21-11 18:52

Originally Posted by Ratt Rocker [View Original Post]

Went to C. H. Massage in Occoquan. Was met in the lobby by an older attractive Asian woman who showed me to my room. The walls do not go up to the ceiling so it's noisy and there is no door, just a curtain across the entry. The woman told me to disrobe and left the room.

A few minutes later an old looking, unattractive Asian women enters. She told me her name but I can't remember it. She gave an ok massage (nothing great but not bad) and kept a towel over me throughout the massage. She had said I would get a table shower but it was more of a table bath. She used wet rags and some sort of sudsless shampoo to wash me right there in the room. Cleanup was done with wet rags and towels. Towards the end she started "brushing" up against my important parts and I responded appropriately to let her know I wanted more, but then she said "That's all" and when I asked if there was more she gave me a quizzical look.

She left the room and I got dressed. She hadn't asked for the house fee yet (80) so after she came back into the room I handed it to her. Another quizzical look and she said "how about my tip". I told her I only tip for extra service. She followed me out of the room and complained to mama-san (who I think was younger than my provider). Mama-san said "How about her tip" and I replied I only tip for extra service. Mama-san also gave me a quizzical look (do these people not realize they are in an AMP?) and started to protest but I stated I wouldn't be back and walked out.

My recent experience was simiiar to yours. The lady at the front door that led me to the back room told me she was not the massage therapist. When I entered the room I was waiting for the therapist to come in. She was very old. Too old for my taste. I stayed anyways and regretted it. Weak massage and the so called table bath is just a hot towel and was nothing want I expected.

**Mustang946** · 04-21-11 14:29

Earlier in the week, I was in dire need of stress relief and remembered that one of my favorites at Soft Touch worked only two days a week. I had not seen her in a while as it is often difficult for me to take time off during the work week. However, the opportunity presented itself and I made an appointment. A good idea if you want to make sure she is avail and not have to wait or see someone else. M++ treated me like I had gone on a long trip and welcomed me home. I have high expections for a visit with her and was not disappointed. A great TS followed by some time in the sauna with a cool beverage. Then off for a great session. She knows my likes and dislikes. She remembered things we had discussed previously and is a able to carry on a conversation rather than just smiling and nodding, saying yes, like a lot of other therepists. As others have said on this board, she has the ability to make you feel special.

**Pilot Aviator** · 04-20-11 19:56

I needed to relax. I went back to CTM and Yumi was my provider (again).

It was very quiet. I full 30 minutes aqua massage.

Recommended.

Be nice to the ladies.

PA

**Oppen** · 04-20-11 15:25

My first time at Smile. Interesting to see all the attendant's framed certificates on the wall as one enters. MMS took the house fee and led me to the first room on the left. N entered a minute later and took me to the TS. She looks to be in her 30s, shoulder length hair, be cups, nice smile, with an athletic body. She started singing as we walked to the TS. TS was very soapy with a bit of play, but she seemed to be in a bit of a rush. Fortunately the pace slowed down at the massage. I told her I wanted a hard one and she complied. She spent a lot of time using her forearm on my shoulder blades, gave a good neck and scalp rub, and stretched my arms and legs. She worked hard on my feet and toes. She knows her craft. The massage strokes were interspersed with really hot towels; that was good. She then moved to a light grazing touch with fingernails and then more of that on the flip. She has some good talents for coaxing the standard NOVA finish.

She apologized for the session being a few minutes short because she had been invited out to celebrate a friend's birthday and said she would make up the time at our next visit (yes, I know we've all heard "next time.") We talked a bit about Korean food and then I was out the door.

**Oppen** · 04-18-11 23:37

Yumi is average looking. 30s, shoulder length hair, sturdy figure, with a small top.

She's quiet (not someone to see if you're looking for a lively exchange) , but is a hard worker. The TS was thorough, kind of clinical, not playful. The massage was great. Lengthy, hard, and she worked over every inch of my body. She transitioned to some soft touching, which she also did very well. On the flip she again took her time and gave a good massage, went to the soft touch, and then showed some great talent on the release.

After the hot towels she helped me dress and I was out the door.

**Miketastic69** · 04-18-11 20:52

Originally Posted by Eerock [View Original Post]

The thing you'll notice from ALL of the bust reports around here is that you NEVER see a woman under late 30s get busted. So reports of younger ones working are often met with skepticism. But maybe since they are young they are fast enough to escape.

You're right! I have hardly seen any local reports where under 30's get caught. My keen eye could be getting old. I have been at this for nearly 20 years. I am almost ready for my "gold watch." LOL

**Member #7189** · 04-18-11 19:53

Went to C. H. Massage in Occoquan. Was met in the lobby by an older attractive Asian woman who showed me to my room. The walls do not go up to the ceiling so it's noisy and there is no door, just a curtain across the entry. The woman told me to disrobe and left the room.

A few minutes later an old looking, unattractive Asian women enters. She told me her name but I can't remember it. She gave an ok massage (nothing great but not bad) and kept a towel over me throughout the massage. She had said I would get a table shower but it was more of a table bath. She used wet rags and some sort of sudsless shampoo to wash me right there in the room. Cleanup was done with wet rags and towels. Towards the end she started "brushing" up against my important parts and I responded appropriately to let her know I wanted more, but then she said "That's all" and when I asked if there was more she gave me a quizzical look.

She left the room and I got dressed. She hadn't asked for the house fee yet (80) so after she came back into the room I handed it to her. Another quizzical look and she said "how about my tip". I told her I only tip for extra service. She followed me out of the room and complained to mama-san (who I think was younger than my provider). Mama-san said "How about her tip" and I replied I only tip for extra service. Mama-san also gave me a quizzical look (do these people not realize they are in an AMP?) and started to protest but I stated I wouldn't be back and walked out.

**Brutal One** · 04-18-11 19:48

Sorry for the stupid question, but wha / wheret is CTM?

Originally Posted by Pilot Aviator [View Original Post]

I found his post from Sunday (below) unbelieveable. As a long time CTM client, no one has ever been close to providing me as fine a visit as MMS (Sara). I thought to myself "WB must be mistaken". My thoughts were SO WRONG!

Yumi is not a spinner (so if that is your specialty, don't make it a problem for her). Yumi is a superb provider.

Since every detail of WB's report was 100% accurate, I posted it below.

Go see Yumi. And be nice to this very nice lady.

PA.

**Fatpig** · 04-18-11 15:16

Looks like Booja is closed today. Doors all locked up.

**Eerock** · 04-18-11 10:08

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

Dude. 2 tours in Korea. Hooooaaah! I think I know how to "guestimate" their ages. I can understand that it could be difficult for some and even me sometimes, but altoghether have spent nearly 4years in Osan Pusan and Seoul. Wish I could go back before I throw my boots over a telephone line.

The thing you'll notice from ALL of the bust reports around here is that you NEVER see a woman under late 30s get busted. So reports of younger ones working are often met with skepticism. But maybe since they are young they are fast enough to escape.

**Eerock** · 04-18-11 09:56

Originally Posted by Phaik Naim [View Original Post]

I don't see any reports on this place, at least not in recognizable format. They have been advertising on CL forever. Could be a legit place, but something makes me think maybe not. Any intel would be most appreciated.

Its McLean, so UTR is almost a requirement when your name is Oriental Healh Spa. No table shower, which I think helps them remain UTR. Standard NOVA fare, as far as I could tell, but I only went once, and found it accomodating.

**Pilot Aviator** · 04-16-11 19:35

I found his post from Sunday (below) unbelieveable. As a long time CTM client, no one has ever been close to providing me as fine a visit as MMS (Sara). I thought to myself "WB must be mistaken". My thoughts were SO WRONG!

Yumi is not a spinner (so if that is your specialty, don't make it a problem for her). Yumi is a superb provider.

Since every detail of WB's report was 100% accurate, I posted it below.

Go see Yumi. And be nice to this very nice lady.

PA.

Originally Posted by Wahooboy94 [View Original Post]

One of the best AMP visits I've ever had.

I've been a semi-regular at CTM for almost 3 years now. My provider of choice has always been Sarah and whenever I go, it's like seeing a good friend.

This past Sunday Sarah was not in. For a half second, I thought about going somewhere else but decided to press on with the visit.

My provider was Yumi. Never met her before and assumed she must be new. Yumi is probably mid- to late-30s, cute but heavyset (which I like). Very friendly right off the bat.

TS may have been the best I've ever had. Water was hot, soap was sudsy. Not only did Yumi scrub me down good (not a spot missed) but she literally gave me a massage in the shower room as well. It was terrific. Dries me off, back to the room.

Massage was very good. I asked for medium. Probably should have asked for a stronger massage. Anyway, a good massage that was extremely playful. Relaxing and fun. Finish was NOVA standard, but once again, terrific. By the time the visit was over, I had easily stayed beyond one hour.

I will be back sooner than later and I hope Yumi will be there too!

**Ohio4413** · 04-16-11 12:40

Far East was advertising new mgmt so decided to check it out again.

Bunch of cars out front and did consider leaving but of course that didn't happen.

8 for house fee, mama said wait 10 minutes I said only 10 minutes.

20 minutes later I started to dress but "Princess" knocked on door and entered.

I should have left.

She was beautiful and pleasant

But nothing spectacular about massage or TS.

And roaming was extremely limited.

**Miketastic69** · 04-16-11 09:30

Originally Posted by Hofi35 [View Original Post]

First how did you figure the girl was in her 20ies. Have you ever seen Korean girl in her 20ies? You and many others would be surprised. Huge difference between real and dream. Second I used to get same service from Coco over at former Bay, first time I was like WTF, but next few times it was good. I never really liked the smell of rubber and I'm sure many ladies do not like the taste either. Next time before you (and others) complaint, put rubber over banana and try to stick it up your mouth and then do same with the wrap. Try not to be so selfish as many here tend to be.

By the way, visited one of my used to be favorite places in Tysons, got "long time no see" and one of the greatest services ever.

Dude. 2 tours in Korea. Hooooaaah! I think I know how to "guestimate" their ages. I can understand that it could be difficult for some and even me sometimes, but altoghether have spent nearly 4years in Osan Pusan and Seoul. Wish I could go back before I throw my boots over a telephone line.

**Miketastic69** · 04-16-11 09:28

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Mike,

Let me know about this place in Vegas your talking about. I have been there and lived there for years but never heard of it. PM me please.

PC out

When I was in Vegas I found it on BP under "bodyrubs." They advertise Bodyrub and Tanning. I will search the Vegas BP and post the link. By far, the best place I've been in Vegas without going out to Pahrump. I am ready to book my next trip out there. A lot of fun to be had in that city.

There is also a new place near Target and the Mall in town. Its off a street like Tropicana. I will search it out for you too. It was pretty good with FS and a rainbow of providers from "shaka zulu" to "nordic princess" and every color in between.

Ahhhhh Vegas!