Massage Parlor Reports

[Phaik Naim]

I don't see any reports on this place, at least not in recognizable format. They have been advertising on CL forever. Could be a legit place, but something makes me think maybe not. Any intel would be most appreciated.

[DamianJameson]

On my way to M&M to try my luck get to 66 off 495 and damn engine blows in my car so I guess til thats repaired little reports from me on the no va side of things.

[Re Pete]

My first time at Smile. Was asked the usual question about if I had been there before and I said yes, but probably I was not recognized. Was given table shower by mamasan and she started my massage. I was saying to myself. Oh well, but then she told me to wait for 10 minutes and left the room. Afterwards Ann came in. She is maybe 30 something and 7 in the looks department. The massage was good. On the flip she asked me the dreaded question. How much do you have. I probably overpayed by a bit, standard NOVA finish. She pulled her top up and bottom down. I roamed freely on the top including nursing but there was not much access on the bottom as she said I was tickling her. She was small and youthful on the top and the nips stood to attention. She hinted that the next visit could be better.

[Pcpc1688]

I'm jelous as hell that you get to live in the Sunshine out in Cali. Make sure you try Rose Garden and Lily. When I was there they both had chicks from Honolulu. There must be suomthing in the aloha water because both of them (I think angel and lani) were so damn tight!

If you get to San Fran the Green door is the spot. I walked up freaking hill to get there. I needed a dam massage when I made the trek. It was worth it. I was offered BBFS (I passed, but its rare nowadays).

LV off Sahara there is a nail shop & tanning store that advertises after hours massages on BP and in the smut rags you get in the newspaper stands. This place is like a mini sheris ranch or chickn ranch! The coolest thing I ever did was FS on a tanning bed. Your batter "glows." They actually bring you in and check you out to see if you're cool, then you can pic your provider. I picked a thick australian chick and pretended I was the crocodile hunter! By far, the best looking crew of providers I've seen this side of Bangkok or Manila. (or Rio, or Santiago, or Oranjestad, or outside the AFB in Guam).

Happy hunting.

Mike,

Let me know about this place in Vegas your talking about. I have been there and lived there for years but never heard of it. PM me please.

PC out

[Hofi35]

First of all, I got the scare of my life when I walked out of there there was a panel van with 2 guys sitting there appeared to be watching the door when I came out. I just knew it was LEO and they had my tag. There not much around that place so I had no choice but to jump in my car. I deliberately drove past them and it appeared to be two guys eating lunch in the van and shooting the sh. Its been about 2-weeks and I haven't got a knock on my door so I must just be paranoid.

Drew a 20ish fit korean girl with tiny A's. She was a cute as they come. I knew this was not going to be too fun just on age and my perception of experience. TS was nice and not too much roaming. I was told to "stop you're going to get me wet!" I was put off by the attitude.

Massage was pretty good, and long. It took damn near an hour just on the massage even though the TS was nearly 20 minutes. So I am an hour and 10 minutes into the session when the flip came. She starts fingernail stroking my legs and asks. What do I want? I saide everyting. She said 1. 0 and left. She returned disrobed and pulled out plastic cake wrap. She went for a CBJ with the cake wrap. Let me roam all over and play. However there was no FS and cake wrap made me feel awkward. She finally gave up (pretty quickly) and gave me an uninspired HJ. Once she gave up she didn't want me to roam any more.

What a disappointment. The upsell was for FS and then nothing but a fake CBJ with kitchen supplies and an uninspired HJ with an attitude.

8/1. 0 9appearance / 5service

First how did you figure the girl was in her 20ies. Have you ever seen Korean girl in her 20ies? You and many others would be surprised. Huge difference between real and dream. Second I used to get same service from Coco over at former Bay, first time I was like WTF, but next few times it was good. I never really liked the smell of rubber and I'm sure many ladies do not like the taste either. Next time before you (and others) complaint, put rubber over banana and try to stick it up your mouth and then do same with the wrap. Try not to be so selfish as many here tend to be.

By the way, visited one of my used to be favorite places in Tysons, got "long time no see" and one of the greatest services ever.

[Hofi35]

I've been looking around the forum for a while, and I think I'm ready to go and try a place I've heard good things about.

Only thing thats been holding me back is that they might ask me for my I'd. I'm 21, and I don't look any younger or older than 21 but I just don't feel comfortable showing my I'd with my name and home address on it if they ask. Has anyone around my age tried this before? If not, do you think it's worth a try or will they definitely ask for proof?

Sorry if I shouldn't be posting questions without posting reviews first, I just couldn't find an answer to this anywhere else

If you are not married, or in relationship and you don't have to hide anything why worry? Do you feel uncomfortable when you're asked to show I'd to buy alcohol or cigarettes? At your age you should be out there spending money on one night stands, not on getting a HJ from woman your mothers (grandmothers) age. Your choice.

[Sleazebum]

Try either of them or, even better, BOTH and repost back!

JJ.

Lookin for info or opinions on pine tree or M&M which is better? Headin that way tomorrow and was hoping to have a good time.

[Roamin Roman]

Lookin for info or opinions on pine tree or M&M which is better? Headin that way tomorrow and was hoping to have a good time.

I won't reply with the RTFF, but if you read back a few pages' worth of reports you'll be able to know the scoop on M&M, Pine Tree, and others. But, since everyone's mileage can vary at an AMP on a given day or night, TOFTT and visit either (or both) of these places and then report back.

[DamianJameson]

Lookin for info or opinions on pine tree or M&M which is better? Headin that way tomorrow and was hoping to have a good time.

[Wahooboy94]

One of the best AMP visits I've ever had.

I've been a semi-regular at CTM for almost 3 years now. My provider of choice has always been Sarah and whenever I go, it's like seeing a good friend.

This past Sunday Sarah was not in. For a half second, I thought about going somewhere else but decided to press on with the visit.

My provider was Yumi. Never met her before and assumed she must be new. Yumi is probably mid- to late-30s, cute but heavyset (which I like). Very friendly right off the bat.

TS may have been the best I've ever had. Water was hot, soap was sudsy. Not only did Yumi scrub me down good (not a spot missed) but she literally gave me a massage in the shower room as well. It was terrific. Dries me off, back to the room.

Massage was very good. I asked for medium. Probably should have asked for a stronger massage. Anyway, a good massage that was extremely playful. Relaxing and fun. Finish was NOVA standard, but once again, terrific. By the time the visit was over, I had easily stayed beyond one hour.

I will be back sooner than later and I hope Yumi will be there too!

[AznCajun]

Had the same deal (inside) last year. But didn't know how to describe the 'cake wrap'. I'll never go back.

I concur Volvo S40, the plastic saran wrap thingy completely turned me off. Everything else was okay; the TS, the massage, the girls, the service. I have never been back there since last year, and as long as I hear about this practice continuing, I'm forever staying away. That's just me.

[Vamonger]

Oasis location has been around for along time (under various names) and thought I'd check it out again for kicks. Basically it's a one K-Gal show. Sue is an older provider, but has a decent body and a huge rack. While maybe not the best for looks, she knows how to massage. Very friendly and she used hot stones and oil as part of the massage! Very nice touch finishing actually with hydro-therapy with a soapy NOVA thrown in. Non-rushed hour for standard NOVA prices. It's located on Rte 1 just south of Rte 234 / Exit 152 in a little strip mall across from KFC.

Tell her Carl sent you.

[MoonView]

Saw this ad and thought it might be the Thai place why'all have been posting about. It wasnt. .

GORGEOUS THAI ASIAN bust 36-26-36, 115lbs. 5ft. Offer sensuous full body massage. Combination relaxing and relieves your stress by soft and sweet body hand magic touch. 10:30am-9:30pm.

Definitely not 115 pounds, and those are NOT her measurements. Older thai lady. Mid 40's maybe. More of a body rub than a massage. Gave a really nice ball massage along with the standard NoVa finish. All in 120. Would I repeat? Probably not. I was looking for a young hot thai girl.

MMS works on fri / sat / sun / mon. Sunny is what you are looking for, tues / wed / thur!

MnV

[Hbutte]

Greetings. I have been a long time reader but have now decided to give back to the forum. I have been hobbying for years now so I have seen a lot and know a lot. I want to give a lot of useful information and save the detailed stuff for PM's. So for my first post I thought I would give two reports.

Green & Well in 7 Corners.

I found this place on BP and its on my way home from work so I thought I would give it a try. I didn't phone ahead, I just walked in. It was around 3pm and the parking lot was pretty active with cars going in and out, and its worse on Saturdays. The place is on the second floor to the left of a Doctors office. I was just hoping that no one would come out of the doctor's office before I could get in the parlor.

A nice looking K girl answered the door, upper 30's. 6/10 in looks, but nice body and B-cups. She was wearing a tank top with no bra and jeans but again her body was nice, she looked good in them. She said her name was MJ. She had a huge tatoo on her arm (which she later admitted she regret getting and wanted to get it removed.) I opted for the hour and paid the house fee and disrobed. At first she seemed a bit out there, she talked a lot which was nice because it broke the ice, so thats just her personality and she turned out to be pretty funny as well. TS was nice and lasted more than 10 minutes. She was very thorough and made sure all the right places were squeaky clean.

Back to the room, she gave one of the best massages I have received in a while. I decided to give her an extra. 2 just for the massage. She cracked my back, my neck and just did a great job all around. There was no back walking though. Before the flip came the negotiations. I hate this part because it can really kill the mood. I asked for everything but she turned me down but told me what she would do and prices and instructions on how to present the money (trusted senior members can PM me for details). I took the. 40 route for standard NOVA finish which I got some extras which was nice. She lowered her top and more would come off for more money but I stuck with the. 40. No nursing was allowed, but her technique was good and I was happy and relaxed afterwards. She finished out the session with more back massage and head massage and she helped me get dressed and I was out in 55 minutes. She told me as I was leaving that next time would be better, which I find they say all of the time. Damage was. 8 and I gave her. 6 because the massage was awesome and I got a little extra on the finish. As always the curiosity got the better of me so I wanted to try her out again and see if this would be true. I called the following Thursday to make an appointment with MJ but was told she was not working, which was the same the next day and when I went there on Saturday the place wasn't open when I went around 10:15 am. So I decided to head out to Tysons.

Juicy Fruit in Tysons.

The funny thing about this place is that I always drive by here and I never knew it was even there. The parking lot was practically empty and I parked in the way back. From where I parked I went down the middle of the buildings when I should have just gone to the right and the place was right there. After walking all the way around, I finally went in. Mama let me in and took me to the room. I opted for the half hour and I asked to see the lineup but she said all girls were busy so I got Cindy. I would give her face a 5 and her body an 8. She was wearing a tight short dress and was going commando (as I discovered later) which seemed promising at first. I am not sure if you get TS for a half hour session at this place but she offered me one so I accepted. Half way through Mama yelled something to her in Korean and she apologized to me and told me that half hours do not get TS. So she rinsed me and we go back to the room. So from the get go she asks how much I am going to give her. I give her the price breakdown for certain services and she turned down the. 80 and higher so we agree on. 40 for standard. Now by this time its only been about 7-10 minutes, you could hear people being hustled out and the doorbell has rung like 3 times in this time period. I just knew I was going to get shorted on time. I did not get a massage at all in the beginning, she just did a soft touch for a few minutes and then asked me to turn over. At this point she got up on the table and straddled my leg in which I felt something nice. So I proceeded to give her some finger bang action and she went into a wardrobe change that you normally would wear on your birthday. She did not allow me to nurse, but she let me finish on her nice B-cups. After clean up she put hot towels on my back and neck and gave me a nice massage to finish out the 30 minutes which surprised me. I will definitely try this place again.

[BKKguy]

Just avg.

Avg (older looking masseuse with avg frame) despite the fact I asked her to repeat her name SEVERAL times, it was some innocuous Korean name I STILL can't remember (sorry) mainly because everything was avg anyway.

Nice (playful) TS,

Nice (hard) massage, hit all the spots, almost too therapeutic.

Flip and light touch were lackluster, and HE was clothed (no touch).

So took longer than typical to relax.

In the end, just avg, resulting in avg tip.

8 to house.

4 to masseuse (mainly for good massage)

On to the next one