Massage Parlor Reports

[Miketastic69]

The thing you'll notice from ALL of the bust reports around here is that you NEVER see a woman under late 30s get busted. So reports of younger ones working are often met with skepticism. But maybe since they are young they are fast enough to escape.

You're right! I have hardly seen any local reports where under 30's get caught. My keen eye could be getting old. I have been at this for nearly 20 years. I am almost ready for my "gold watch." LOL

[Member #7189]

Went to C. H. Massage in Occoquan. Was met in the lobby by an older attractive Asian woman who showed me to my room. The walls do not go up to the ceiling so it's noisy and there is no door, just a curtain across the entry. The woman told me to disrobe and left the room.

A few minutes later an old looking, unattractive Asian women enters. She told me her name but I can't remember it. She gave an ok massage (nothing great but not bad) and kept a towel over me throughout the massage. She had said I would get a table shower but it was more of a table bath. She used wet rags and some sort of sudsless shampoo to wash me right there in the room. Cleanup was done with wet rags and towels. Towards the end she started "brushing" up against my important parts and I responded appropriately to let her know I wanted more, but then she said "That's all" and when I asked if there was more she gave me a quizzical look.

She left the room and I got dressed. She hadn't asked for the house fee yet (80) so after she came back into the room I handed it to her. Another quizzical look and she said "how about my tip". I told her I only tip for extra service. She followed me out of the room and complained to mama-san (who I think was younger than my provider). Mama-san said "How about her tip" and I replied I only tip for extra service. Mama-san also gave me a quizzical look (do these people not realize they are in an AMP?) and started to protest but I stated I wouldn't be back and walked out.

[Brutal One]

Sorry for the stupid question, but wha / wheret is CTM?

I found his post from Sunday (below) unbelieveable. As a long time CTM client, no one has ever been close to providing me as fine a visit as MMS (Sara). I thought to myself "WB must be mistaken". My thoughts were SO WRONG!

Yumi is not a spinner (so if that is your specialty, don't make it a problem for her). Yumi is a superb provider.

Since every detail of WB's report was 100% accurate, I posted it below.

Go see Yumi. And be nice to this very nice lady.

PA.

[Fatpig]

Looks like Booja is closed today. Doors all locked up.

[Eerock]

Dude. 2 tours in Korea. Hooooaaah! I think I know how to "guestimate" their ages. I can understand that it could be difficult for some and even me sometimes, but altoghether have spent nearly 4years in Osan Pusan and Seoul. Wish I could go back before I throw my boots over a telephone line.

The thing you'll notice from ALL of the bust reports around here is that you NEVER see a woman under late 30s get busted. So reports of younger ones working are often met with skepticism. But maybe since they are young they are fast enough to escape.

[Eerock]

I don't see any reports on this place, at least not in recognizable format. They have been advertising on CL forever. Could be a legit place, but something makes me think maybe not. Any intel would be most appreciated.

Its McLean, so UTR is almost a requirement when your name is Oriental Healh Spa. No table shower, which I think helps them remain UTR. Standard NOVA fare, as far as I could tell, but I only went once, and found it accomodating.

[Pilot Aviator]

I found his post from Sunday (below) unbelieveable. As a long time CTM client, no one has ever been close to providing me as fine a visit as MMS (Sara). I thought to myself "WB must be mistaken". My thoughts were SO WRONG!

Yumi is not a spinner (so if that is your specialty, don't make it a problem for her). Yumi is a superb provider.

Since every detail of WB's report was 100% accurate, I posted it below.

Go see Yumi. And be nice to this very nice lady.

PA.

One of the best AMP visits I've ever had.

I've been a semi-regular at CTM for almost 3 years now. My provider of choice has always been Sarah and whenever I go, it's like seeing a good friend.

This past Sunday Sarah was not in. For a half second, I thought about going somewhere else but decided to press on with the visit.

My provider was Yumi. Never met her before and assumed she must be new. Yumi is probably mid- to late-30s, cute but heavyset (which I like). Very friendly right off the bat.

TS may have been the best I've ever had. Water was hot, soap was sudsy. Not only did Yumi scrub me down good (not a spot missed) but she literally gave me a massage in the shower room as well. It was terrific. Dries me off, back to the room.

Massage was very good. I asked for medium. Probably should have asked for a stronger massage. Anyway, a good massage that was extremely playful. Relaxing and fun. Finish was NOVA standard, but once again, terrific. By the time the visit was over, I had easily stayed beyond one hour.

I will be back sooner than later and I hope Yumi will be there too!

[Ohio4413]

Far East was advertising new mgmt so decided to check it out again.

Bunch of cars out front and did consider leaving but of course that didn't happen.

8 for house fee, mama said wait 10 minutes I said only 10 minutes.

20 minutes later I started to dress but "Princess" knocked on door and entered.

I should have left.

She was beautiful and pleasant

But nothing spectacular about massage or TS.

And roaming was extremely limited.

[Miketastic69]

First how did you figure the girl was in her 20ies. Have you ever seen Korean girl in her 20ies? You and many others would be surprised. Huge difference between real and dream. Second I used to get same service from Coco over at former Bay, first time I was like WTF, but next few times it was good. I never really liked the smell of rubber and I'm sure many ladies do not like the taste either. Next time before you (and others) complaint, put rubber over banana and try to stick it up your mouth and then do same with the wrap. Try not to be so selfish as many here tend to be.

By the way, visited one of my used to be favorite places in Tysons, got "long time no see" and one of the greatest services ever.

Dude. 2 tours in Korea. Hooooaaah! I think I know how to "guestimate" their ages. I can understand that it could be difficult for some and even me sometimes, but altoghether have spent nearly 4years in Osan Pusan and Seoul. Wish I could go back before I throw my boots over a telephone line.

[Miketastic69]

Mike,

Let me know about this place in Vegas your talking about. I have been there and lived there for years but never heard of it. PM me please.

PC out

When I was in Vegas I found it on BP under "bodyrubs." They advertise Bodyrub and Tanning. I will search the Vegas BP and post the link. By far, the best place I've been in Vegas without going out to Pahrump. I am ready to book my next trip out there. A lot of fun to be had in that city.

There is also a new place near Target and the Mall in town. Its off a street like Tropicana. I will search it out for you too. It was pretty good with FS and a rainbow of providers from "shaka zulu" to "nordic princess" and every color in between.

Ahhhhh Vegas!

[Pcpc1688]

On my way to M&M to try my luck get to 66 off 495 and damn engine blows in my car so I guess til thats repaired little reports from me on the no va side of things.

Thanks for sharing that wealth of info there. Perhaps we can all pitch in for a rebuilt engine for you Damian.

PC out

[JujuFace]

If you are not married, or in relationship and you don't have to hide anything why worry? Do you feel uncomfortable when you're asked to show I'd to buy alcohol or cigarettes? At your age you should be out there spending money on one night stands, not on getting a HJ from woman your mothers (grandmothers) age. Your choice.

Cigarettes and alcohol aren't illegal, so no, I'm totally fine with showing my I'd for them. But this is more like showing my I'd to my drug dealer, and I don't want my dealer knowing where I live. Anyway for the age thing I was looking for someone in early 20's but that's very hard to find in NOVA. I like to try new things, and didn't plan on making this a habit, but I guess Vegas or New York would be a better place for this kind of thing. Sorry I didn't fit your desc. Of an average 21 year old.

[DeuceSlim]

I don't see any reports on this place, at least not in recognizable format. They have been advertising on CL forever. Could be a legit place, but something makes me think maybe not. Any intel would be most appreciated.

Whittier Ave? Probably legit. There aren't too many discreet locations in that part of McLean, and people aren't too shy about calling LE for something fishy.

[Phaik Naim]

I don't see any reports on this place, at least not in recognizable format. They have been advertising on CL forever. Could be a legit place, but something makes me think maybe not. Any intel would be most appreciated.

[DamianJameson]

On my way to M&M to try my luck get to 66 off 495 and damn engine blows in my car so I guess til thats repaired little reports from me on the no va side of things.