Massage Parlor Reports

[Fatpig]

Looks like Booja is closed today. Doors all locked up.

[Eerock]

Dude. 2 tours in Korea. Hooooaaah! I think I know how to "guestimate" their ages. I can understand that it could be difficult for some and even me sometimes, but altoghether have spent nearly 4years in Osan Pusan and Seoul. Wish I could go back before I throw my boots over a telephone line.

The thing you'll notice from ALL of the bust reports around here is that you NEVER see a woman under late 30s get busted. So reports of younger ones working are often met with skepticism. But maybe since they are young they are fast enough to escape.

[Eerock]

I don't see any reports on this place, at least not in recognizable format. They have been advertising on CL forever. Could be a legit place, but something makes me think maybe not. Any intel would be most appreciated.

Its McLean, so UTR is almost a requirement when your name is Oriental Healh Spa. No table shower, which I think helps them remain UTR. Standard NOVA fare, as far as I could tell, but I only went once, and found it accomodating.

[Pilot Aviator]

I found his post from Sunday (below) unbelieveable. As a long time CTM client, no one has ever been close to providing me as fine a visit as MMS (Sara). I thought to myself "WB must be mistaken". My thoughts were SO WRONG!

Yumi is not a spinner (so if that is your specialty, don't make it a problem for her). Yumi is a superb provider.

Since every detail of WB's report was 100% accurate, I posted it below.

Go see Yumi. And be nice to this very nice lady.

PA.

One of the best AMP visits I've ever had.

I've been a semi-regular at CTM for almost 3 years now. My provider of choice has always been Sarah and whenever I go, it's like seeing a good friend.

This past Sunday Sarah was not in. For a half second, I thought about going somewhere else but decided to press on with the visit.

My provider was Yumi. Never met her before and assumed she must be new. Yumi is probably mid- to late-30s, cute but heavyset (which I like). Very friendly right off the bat.

TS may have been the best I've ever had. Water was hot, soap was sudsy. Not only did Yumi scrub me down good (not a spot missed) but she literally gave me a massage in the shower room as well. It was terrific. Dries me off, back to the room.

Massage was very good. I asked for medium. Probably should have asked for a stronger massage. Anyway, a good massage that was extremely playful. Relaxing and fun. Finish was NOVA standard, but once again, terrific. By the time the visit was over, I had easily stayed beyond one hour.

I will be back sooner than later and I hope Yumi will be there too!

[Ohio4413]

Far East was advertising new mgmt so decided to check it out again.

Bunch of cars out front and did consider leaving but of course that didn't happen.

8 for house fee, mama said wait 10 minutes I said only 10 minutes.

20 minutes later I started to dress but "Princess" knocked on door and entered.

I should have left.

She was beautiful and pleasant

But nothing spectacular about massage or TS.

And roaming was extremely limited.

[Miketastic69]

First how did you figure the girl was in her 20ies. Have you ever seen Korean girl in her 20ies? You and many others would be surprised. Huge difference between real and dream. Second I used to get same service from Coco over at former Bay, first time I was like WTF, but next few times it was good. I never really liked the smell of rubber and I'm sure many ladies do not like the taste either. Next time before you (and others) complaint, put rubber over banana and try to stick it up your mouth and then do same with the wrap. Try not to be so selfish as many here tend to be.

By the way, visited one of my used to be favorite places in Tysons, got "long time no see" and one of the greatest services ever.

Dude. 2 tours in Korea. Hooooaaah! I think I know how to "guestimate" their ages. I can understand that it could be difficult for some and even me sometimes, but altoghether have spent nearly 4years in Osan Pusan and Seoul. Wish I could go back before I throw my boots over a telephone line.

[Miketastic69]

Mike,

Let me know about this place in Vegas your talking about. I have been there and lived there for years but never heard of it. PM me please.

PC out

When I was in Vegas I found it on BP under "bodyrubs." They advertise Bodyrub and Tanning. I will search the Vegas BP and post the link. By far, the best place I've been in Vegas without going out to Pahrump. I am ready to book my next trip out there. A lot of fun to be had in that city.

There is also a new place near Target and the Mall in town. Its off a street like Tropicana. I will search it out for you too. It was pretty good with FS and a rainbow of providers from "shaka zulu" to "nordic princess" and every color in between.

Ahhhhh Vegas!

[Pcpc1688]

On my way to M&M to try my luck get to 66 off 495 and damn engine blows in my car so I guess til thats repaired little reports from me on the no va side of things.

Thanks for sharing that wealth of info there. Perhaps we can all pitch in for a rebuilt engine for you Damian.

PC out

[JujuFace]

If you are not married, or in relationship and you don't have to hide anything why worry? Do you feel uncomfortable when you're asked to show I'd to buy alcohol or cigarettes? At your age you should be out there spending money on one night stands, not on getting a HJ from woman your mothers (grandmothers) age. Your choice.

Cigarettes and alcohol aren't illegal, so no, I'm totally fine with showing my I'd for them. But this is more like showing my I'd to my drug dealer, and I don't want my dealer knowing where I live. Anyway for the age thing I was looking for someone in early 20's but that's very hard to find in NOVA. I like to try new things, and didn't plan on making this a habit, but I guess Vegas or New York would be a better place for this kind of thing. Sorry I didn't fit your desc. Of an average 21 year old.

[DeuceSlim]

I don't see any reports on this place, at least not in recognizable format. They have been advertising on CL forever. Could be a legit place, but something makes me think maybe not. Any intel would be most appreciated.

Whittier Ave? Probably legit. There aren't too many discreet locations in that part of McLean, and people aren't too shy about calling LE for something fishy.

[Phaik Naim]

I don't see any reports on this place, at least not in recognizable format. They have been advertising on CL forever. Could be a legit place, but something makes me think maybe not. Any intel would be most appreciated.

[DamianJameson]

On my way to M&M to try my luck get to 66 off 495 and damn engine blows in my car so I guess til thats repaired little reports from me on the no va side of things.

[Re Pete]

My first time at Smile. Was asked the usual question about if I had been there before and I said yes, but probably I was not recognized. Was given table shower by mamasan and she started my massage. I was saying to myself. Oh well, but then she told me to wait for 10 minutes and left the room. Afterwards Ann came in. She is maybe 30 something and 7 in the looks department. The massage was good. On the flip she asked me the dreaded question. How much do you have. I probably overpayed by a bit, standard NOVA finish. She pulled her top up and bottom down. I roamed freely on the top including nursing but there was not much access on the bottom as she said I was tickling her. She was small and youthful on the top and the nips stood to attention. She hinted that the next visit could be better.

[Pcpc1688]

I'm jelous as hell that you get to live in the Sunshine out in Cali. Make sure you try Rose Garden and Lily. When I was there they both had chicks from Honolulu. There must be suomthing in the aloha water because both of them (I think angel and lani) were so damn tight!

If you get to San Fran the Green door is the spot. I walked up freaking hill to get there. I needed a dam massage when I made the trek. It was worth it. I was offered BBFS (I passed, but its rare nowadays).

LV off Sahara there is a nail shop & tanning store that advertises after hours massages on BP and in the smut rags you get in the newspaper stands. This place is like a mini sheris ranch or chickn ranch! The coolest thing I ever did was FS on a tanning bed. Your batter "glows." They actually bring you in and check you out to see if you're cool, then you can pic your provider. I picked a thick australian chick and pretended I was the crocodile hunter! By far, the best looking crew of providers I've seen this side of Bangkok or Manila. (or Rio, or Santiago, or Oranjestad, or outside the AFB in Guam).

Happy hunting.

Mike,

Let me know about this place in Vegas your talking about. I have been there and lived there for years but never heard of it. PM me please.

PC out

[Hofi35]

First of all, I got the scare of my life when I walked out of there there was a panel van with 2 guys sitting there appeared to be watching the door when I came out. I just knew it was LEO and they had my tag. There not much around that place so I had no choice but to jump in my car. I deliberately drove past them and it appeared to be two guys eating lunch in the van and shooting the sh. Its been about 2-weeks and I haven't got a knock on my door so I must just be paranoid.

Drew a 20ish fit korean girl with tiny A's. She was a cute as they come. I knew this was not going to be too fun just on age and my perception of experience. TS was nice and not too much roaming. I was told to "stop you're going to get me wet!" I was put off by the attitude.

Massage was pretty good, and long. It took damn near an hour just on the massage even though the TS was nearly 20 minutes. So I am an hour and 10 minutes into the session when the flip came. She starts fingernail stroking my legs and asks. What do I want? I saide everyting. She said 1. 0 and left. She returned disrobed and pulled out plastic cake wrap. She went for a CBJ with the cake wrap. Let me roam all over and play. However there was no FS and cake wrap made me feel awkward. She finally gave up (pretty quickly) and gave me an uninspired HJ. Once she gave up she didn't want me to roam any more.

What a disappointment. The upsell was for FS and then nothing but a fake CBJ with kitchen supplies and an uninspired HJ with an attitude.

8/1. 0 9appearance / 5service

First how did you figure the girl was in her 20ies. Have you ever seen Korean girl in her 20ies? You and many others would be surprised. Huge difference between real and dream. Second I used to get same service from Coco over at former Bay, first time I was like WTF, but next few times it was good. I never really liked the smell of rubber and I'm sure many ladies do not like the taste either. Next time before you (and others) complaint, put rubber over banana and try to stick it up your mouth and then do same with the wrap. Try not to be so selfish as many here tend to be.

By the way, visited one of my used to be favorite places in Tysons, got "long time no see" and one of the greatest services ever.