Massage Parlor Reports

[Alpha D]

Gents,

I came on here tonight with the express intent to report on Papaya. Yes, it's ok to say the name.

Before I can report, I have to ask, why would anyone ever take their wallet into an AMP? You've got pockets for a reason. House fee goes in the front left. Standard tip in the front right. Extra tip, if it is warranted, in the hip (or chose the pockets that make sense to you). You are there for an hour. Do you need every credit card and form of ID that makes up your wallet? I didn't think so. If you don't pull out your wallet, she can't see what you have in there.

Another thing. If you give her or the mammasan only the house fee up front and don't flash any other cash, then you'll probably avoid the upcharge hassle. I never get hassled. And if a girl came in and started a conversation about tipping before she worked the kinks out of my body, then she'd find herself in the unemployed line in the back room of the AMP and another girl would be getting her tip. As little or as much as I deemed reasonable.

I went to Papaya twice in the last few weeks and found two very adorable ladies in their early 30s who had great features, great attitudes, great massage skills, and great social skills. I left very happy both times and so did they. But I was not pressed for anything up front or at the end. Yes, Mammasan knows me, told the girls I am a good customer, and I was treated very well. Reputation has its rewards.

Papaya brings in girls from NYC quite often. These girls are often shocked by the smaller amount of money they can make here as opposed to NYC. Sometimes they only last a few days. Sometimes, they get a string of guys who treat them with respect and appreciation (also called Southern Hospitality) and it makes up for some of the lost profit. I'm doing my part to remember where they are coming from and I hope they appreciate my gentle ways. I am not able to pay NYC prices and wouldn't if I could. This isn't NYC. But I understand that they won't stick around long if we treat them like we're a bunch of damned Yankees rather than the gentrified pigs that we are.

Thus endeth the lesson,

AD.

She got me for a good deal more than two jacksons, and she didn't deliver. At one point I was at literal tug-of-war with money from my wallet before anything happened. She even had the nerve to ask for more afterwards. I have no problem with tipping good for good service, and I'm not pushing for more than the standard NOVA, but this was surprising.

[Bostonpeter]

I had the same experience today. Very aggressive for a tip up front. Gave her a Jackson and told her there would be more if she treated me right. Mediocre massage with uninspired NOVA ending. Gave her another Jackson which was probably too much considering the level of service delivered. Hopefully things will get better here but I don't think I will return until I start seeing some positive reviews.

Ortho

She got me for a good deal more than two jacksons, and she didn't deliver. At one point I was at literal tug-of-war with money from my wallet before anything happened. She even had the nerve to ask for more afterwards. I have no problem with tipping good for good service, and I'm not pushing for more than the standard NOVA, but this was surprising.

[Lovejugs]

I am very close to Far East so I figured I would go to them. I am looking for adivce about this place & about AMPing.

Thanks

Go inside, get a massage and report about your experience.

Lovejugs

[Mustang946]

Ah yes, HWC, those were the days.

MnV

Remember the frequent flyer program there?

[Ortho313]

Went to the place named after a fruit. MMS recognized me, as I've been there several times before. Ask for the girls I'd seen before; all gone.

MMS was very cautious this time. Can't blame them. Tried to push me for a 30 minute appointment, but I opted for an hour.

Saw "Mina", who has a nice face, but with a so-so body. She's from NY and brand new. Massage was mediocre at best. The biggest problem I had was that she asks the tip up front, which is fine if she actually delivers. But a TON of haggling, lots of peeking into the wallet, a bit grabby with the money. And I consider myself a good tipper, better than most, but I found this to be too much. Standard NOVA finish.

PM for details.

I had the same experience today. Very aggressive for a tip up front. Gave her a Jackson and told her there would be more if she treated me right. Mediocre massage with uninspired NOVA ending. Gave her another Jackson which was probably too much considering the level of service delivered. Hopefully things will get better here but I don't think I will return until I start seeing some positive reviews.

Ortho

[Bostonpeter]

Went to the place named after a fruit. MMS recognized me, as I've been there several times before. Ask for the girls I'd seen before; all gone.

MMS was very cautious this time. Can't blame them. Tried to push me for a 30 minute appointment, but I opted for an hour.

Saw "Mina", who has a nice face, but with a so-so body. She's from NY and brand new. Massage was mediocre at best. The biggest problem I had was that she asks the tip up front, which is fine if she actually delivers. But a TON of haggling, lots of peeking into the wallet, a bit grabby with the money. And I consider myself a good tipper, better than most, but I found this to be too much. Standard NOVA finish.

PM for details.

[Ohio4413]

I called the # from Washington City Paper the other day and a guy answered "Asian Massage" definitely not an asian guy. Was there activity in Tysons last week?

[Newbie3]

I am very close to Far East so I figured I would go to them. I am looking for adivce about this place & about AMPing.

Thanks

[Dr Bombay]

Replying to AMPForever's review: Any AMP reviews containing the $100 Happy Meal selection that was offered should be really discreetly posted or not posted at all.

Thanks for saying that. For some time I've felt indiscreet reviews have done as much damage as the LE. The places with full menus that get full disclosure here get shut down. The ones I've found that are not reviewed are nicely operating UTR. Some people don't care; some are idiots, but if one does care, please be discreet.

[Benx88]

I just wanted to say I really appreciate the responses I got regarding Sky. I guess I'll (we'll) never know exactly what happened to her unless by some small chance we may have the luck of running into her again. Until then I will be thinking of her whenever I meet a new provider and compare them with her. On another note, I hope to try and visit a parlor sometime within the coming weeks, and I will let you all know how that goes! Hope all of you take care.

[FromTheDMV]

How were you dressed? I'm a young guy (25) and I've found that when I'm in a t-shirt and jeans things have gone a lot smoother than when I was in a button down and khakis. There are just certain looks and mannerisms that scream LEO.

I stopped by after the gym so was dressed in warmups.

[Serpico99]

Replying to AMPForever's review: Any AMP reviews containing the $100 Happy Meal selection that was offered should be really discreetly posted or not posted at all.

[Serpico99]

How were you dressed? I'm a young guy (25) and I've found that when I'm in a t-shirt and jeans things have gone a lot smoother than when I was in a button down and khakis. There are just certain looks and mannerisms that scream LEO.

I'm fit and trim and if I walk into a place and my hair is neat and trimmed from a recent haircut (military style fade) , and I'm wearing casual business attire (e. G. Coming from work) , too soften up the ladies I engage in casual chit chat, mentioning I was stationed in Korea at [insert Army or Air Force base here] and throw a couple more be. S. Lines, mentioning some bars that I have *allegedly* visited while I was in Korea (you can look these up on another international "hobby" forum). This military be. S. Story line usually casts their suspicions aside and they warm up to you. I'm former military so I can easily make up a storyline with ease and play it off really well. If you are not military, you need to do some homework on how to make the military storyline work for you.

If they ask when I got out of the military, I tell them about 6 months ago and just moved to the area to work. A lot of former military guys keep their military fade haircuts after they get discharged and there is a ton of former mil. Guys living in this area so it should not be such a big deal for these women to encounter guys with military style fades.

[Amp Forever]

Was in Manassas to check out an antique place (not my usual AO) , and stumbled across Lily's next door. MSM showed me to the room and a few minutes later Candi came in (thin, late 30. Early 40 ish) and collected the house fee. Took me to the TS, which was okay (@average. Not a Sarah or YoYo for sure). Didn't do a great job of drying me off and it was a little cold going back to the room. Massage was brief (@10 minutes) and mediocre. Asked what I wanted. Went for FS. She wanted tip up front, offered standard FS fee, she pouted a little but agreed. Proceeded to strip and put a hat on junior, followed by 3-4 minute CBJ and then hopped on table. No DATY, but finished in mish. She grimaced with each thrust (you soooo big) , but really didn't seem to be faking the discomfort. Paid for an hour, ; got@35 minutes. Won't return.

[Yakblat]

I dropped into Shine today but someone inside said come back in an hour. One hour later no one even shouted through the door. Do these people want any business or do they just like posting ads on Craigslist?

Yak