Massage Parlor Reports

[Yakblat]

I dropped into Shine today but someone inside said come back in an hour. One hour later no one even shouted through the door. Do these people want any business or do they just like posting ads on Craigslist?

Yak

[MoonView]

I take just because a C is in the name this place isn't as good as HWC.

PS- Nice to see you're still alive.

Zhuxi

Ah yes, HWC, those were the days.

MnV

[Unforgettablej]

hey everyone! i've submitted a report in the bp escorts section, but this is my first amp review. i appreciate everyone's help and look forward to contributing to this site.

i went to the castle in need of a massage, and they were nice enough to let me in early. here's the details (scroll to the bottom for the rundown) :

-parking. nice, plenty available.

-entrance. discreet (next to the restaurant entrance) , but also easy to find (labeled lol)

-service. i never met the mamasan (spelled it right?) , but the therapists i met were very nice. there was one that looked hot! late 20's, full figured, very friendly! (what's her name?) i was sent to a room with a different therapist.

-provider. kandi (candi?). mid 30's, decent body, not so pretty face. very nervous and secretive. she asked for my i'd because she thought i was **** (a bit strange since i'm 30). i tried to help her relax and let her know why i was there. i wondered for a moment if there would be no nova finish.

-ts. this was my first, very nice, thorough, warm water. kandi did a good job.

-sauna. stayed there for a few mins to "dry off"

-massage. very good! she had nice strong hands, did the whole walking on my back, etc. i made a few nice comments about her body and she would say "shhh. later." it felt a bit awkward.

-finish. standard nova. she said that's all they do there. a bit of roaming was allowed but very restricted. i got the impression she did not want to do anything at all. (at least she didn't ask for a tip up front) afterwards she told me to come back and she might do more. i'm sure you've heard that before.

i would want to go back and see the other therapist (she was hot!). i doubt i'll be back for kandi. although she was a great masseuse, i'm looking for a bit more sensuality.

summary: ts. 8/10, massage. 9/10, finish. 5/10, damage..8 (standard hour) , .4 (tip)

hope this helps!

[Black Coffee]

Hello, all. I know I will probably get ripped for asking as I am a not so frequent poster, but I just had to ask. Does anyone know what happened to Sky from Far East Therapy? I haven't frequented the parlors much since she left as she was my ATF and I mainly visited her. I am thinking of starting up again as I have some money to spend and if anyone has any recommendations, I'll take a visit and let you guys know how it goes! .

PM me if you are feeling generous

Again sorry in advance if I offend some of you and come of as rude, lazy, etc.

Allow me to share some insight on the AMP scene in general and Sky in particular. She was the best non-FS provider I have encountered in my 5 years in the hobby. The only one worthy of a 2 hour appointment. I last saw her right before Thanksgiving and there was no indication of an imminent move, but when I went back before Christmas she was gone. Why she left we'll never know but it could have been;

1. A close call or worse with LE.

2. I heard from her own mouth her displeasure with her name being put on here and the resulting "cold calls" asking for her by name.

3. Office politics. Hard to believe, but like other enterprises from Goldman-Sachs to your local Jiffy Lube, there can be petty issues between co-workers that boil over.

4. An obsessed client. Someone asked about her 3 times on this forum and once on another, (If the shoe fits, wear it!).

5. They travel light with no ties to this or any other area and if they get a call from a friend in another city with an invitation to make better money, they may accept it.

6. However well they hide it from us, most of these ladies have one or more serious issues, I. E. Family, old boyfriends, debts, health, vices, personality, etc. That's why they're in the AMP and not in the mainstream workforce. They need the structure and discipline of the AMP setting and the strong MMS.

In closing, we will probably have to accept that the phenom known as Sky is gone forever and when you venture out to a new place and find yourself on your back with a 60 year old battle-axe yanking on junior like she's mad at it, clse your eyes and think of Sky. Works for me! BC.

[Funkey]

Have long wanted to try a non-Peach parlor North of Tysons on 7. Anybody guess?

It was 1:30 pm and I called before arriving and was told "we no busy honey. Come over". Arrived to nice discrete parking area and entrance. Met quickly and escorted to #7 and was told there would be a 10-15 min wait. Was told that Lisa was running a little late but to relax with a water. Which I did. The surroundings were fairly old and "worn" and looked as though they were new maybe 10 years ago.

Lisa came in promptly thereafter and we went to the TS which was excellent. Lisa got on the table with me and really gave me a good TS / massage with proper attention given to all areas. No slippy / slippy. Just a great TS.

Back to #7 and a great massage followed. Complete, firm, relaxing massage with hot towels and foot massage that I found better than most. Lisa is early 40s, very pleasant face. 36B au-natural with a little pouch and little rear.

Lisa asked me to turn over at about min 40, started a soft touch massage and asked what else I would like. I motioned for option 2 but was told no-no-no and shown option1 with an outstretched palm. Don't like pre-tips but for a first timer there decided to offer a little better than standard fare to see if her finish was as good as the TS and massage.

With little encouragement Lisa uncovered her lovelies and shared them with me. She didn't offer and I didn't pursue anything south of the border. Must be a gentleman you know on our first date!

I was a little tired and Lisa had to exert herself quite a bit to obtain the desired results. Some extra oil applied liberally in the area along with some Russian resulted in an explosive finale.

Would I return. Yes. Is it a FS menu for a regular with Lisa. I don't think so but I could be wrong. Although parking and entrance was comfortable, facility could use some M&R.

[Pilot Aviator]

This board is good for intel / recommendations (and so are its members).

Based on that, I visited Spa Castle this week. This was my first visit at the Castle, and it is a very nice place with nice people.

Arrival: parking is good, entrance fairly discrete. Greeted by MMS (did not get her name) and she showed me around. SC has perhaps the largest rooms and highest ceilings of any place. I know its been open more than a year (I remember it as a true "grand opening" event). And the management is "new"

Paid the standard for the hour (they were running a special if I had known I would have saved $20).

Shortly, Suzie arrived. 30-something, shapely, shortish (but not short) hair, chatty, happy. Some giggles.

Suzie was the therapist. Same age as Mai but not as thin, slightly larger everthing, not heavy, chatty, friendly,

The largest T / S facility I've ever seen. Great facility, warm water, smiles. An excellent experience.

5 minutes or less in the sauna and back to the room. Followed a very good slow massage (deep but not too deep). Very slow. She was in no hurry.

A great massage. And nice conversation. Suzie likes to talk.

MMS told us time was up at the 70 minute point. So I got every bit of the hour.

Not sure how often I may return. But, it is now on my list of good places.

Be nice to the ladies.

PA

[Ted Williams]

So I got a Feeling, Therapy that is. I decided to see if there was going to be a good first impression with a new place. I was greeted by an average lookin lady and did standard hour. During massage I noticed she wasnt being very flirty, so I tried to make it known I was tryin out a new place and I had a certain purpose for my therapy today. However, she wasnt buying it. Several attempts to warm up to her and roaming were discouraged. Massage was very mediocre and then came the flip. So she massages for a while avoiding the most important area for attention and then finally says time is up. I say she missed an important spot. So she grabs the oil and pours a ton and starts the handshake. After we finish she says thats normally $ for the extra attention and I know better than that. Anyway, to make a long story short, if I am in the herndon there is no doubt I want a Perfect Relax massage unless this situation gets better.

Good Day

[Lovejugs]

Hello, all. I know I will probably get ripped for asking as I am a not so frequent poster, but I just had to ask. Does anyone know what happened to Sky from Far East Therapy? I haven't frequented the parlors much since she left as she was my ATF and I mainly visited her. I am thinking of starting up again as I have some money to spend and if anyone has any recommendations, I'll take a visit and let you guys know how it goes! .

PM me if you are feeling generous

Again sorry in advance if I offend some of you and come of as rude, lazy, etc.

Don't know if you saw my post from a while back, but I thanked you for your help on a question I had. Unfortunately, I haven't heard anything about her whereabouts. Alot of the talents come from out of state and don't always stay long. You best bet is to call all the NOVA spots and ask if Sky is working. It may take a dozen phone calls, but you might strike gold.

Lovejugs

[Post Toastie]

Several reports over the last 3-4 months. Sorry for the slowness in reporting in, and brevity of reports:

Ivy: Nov 2010, 45yo from NY (she said) , met me at door, typical AMP / Nova experience, not very good looking, but always wanted to check it out, so I stayed. Wandered a bit without resistance, got upsell and silly "do you want me to touch there" BS on flip, which I deflected with some reassurance of willingness. Not very fun, sort of cold overall, will not go back unless intel here says otherwise. .8. 6

2110 Gallows: Dec 2010, Went on cold weekday, waited 10 minutes in room, got nice medium massage, again from 45yo from NY, not terribly exciting, minimal wander top only, and typical nova ending. Super lotion, the expensive stuff, made the finale very nice. Bargain place, .6. 6 Will return.

MWC: Jan 2011, hmm. Awesome busty 30yo opens door and I am thinking whoa, yeah baby! Actual provider is, again 45yo, very nice, almost apologetic and very enthusiastic. Nice time, standard nova ending, was okay. .8. 6Not rushing back, but might if inspiration hits, and latest intel improves.

TWC: 2x, first with L* and then with uh, can't remember. L* off the hook and personal best AMP experience yet, totally committed to customer service, and nice shape. Very happy ending and nice farewell. Other was meh, but as a late comer (after 10pm) I could not be choosy. Acceptable, standard nova ending. 8.6 both.

More to come,

PT

[Benx88]

Hello, all. I know I will probably get ripped for asking as I am a not so frequent poster, but I just had to ask. Does anyone know what happened to Sky from Far East Therapy? I haven't frequented the parlors much since she left as she was my ATF and I mainly visited her. I am thinking of starting up again as I have some money to spend and if anyone has any recommendations, I'll take a visit and let you guys know how it goes! .

PM me if you are feeling generous

Again sorry in advance if I offend some of you and come of as rude, lazy, etc.

[Roamin Roman]

Hey, I know I am just a noob, so don't shoot me, but are their new employees at Booja? I went there a couple of times in January and their were 2 or 3 older women, who weren't my type. If they rotated their staff I might revisit.

Well, I've got good news and bad news for you, Barkie.

The good news is. YES! There are New women at Booja.

The bad news is. They're still On the mature side of the AMP therapist scale.

In all fairness, though, they work hard and try to make sure all the kinks are worked out. Standard NoVa place, but a good one to visit if you've just finished working out at the gym.

R:R

[DeuceSlim]

Wow, maybe I will try again in the near future. I have been asked before if I were LE, I work out a lot so I think that may be one of the reasons.

How were you dressed? I'm a young guy (25) and I've found that when I'm in a t-shirt and jeans things have gone a lot smoother than when I was in a button down and khakis. There are just certain looks and mannerisms that scream LEO.

[Loader401]

Wow, maybe I will try again in the near future. I have been asked before if I were LE, I work out a lot so I think that may be one of the reasons.

I have been in your shoes before, looking young, clean cut, & fit physical appearance. Hell, I still look young, at least thats what they all say and then suprised when I tell them my age-they always guess I'm 10 yrs younger, my hair is shaggier-used to be buzz cut like LEO, that didn't help, and I am still fit because I hit the gym. Damn, I think I'll go look in the mirror right now since I look so dashing.

Alright I'm back. Anyways, I have found that the more you flirt with them without being overbearing, the more you can joke and make a fool of yourself and your "special purpose". Kudos to those who know which movie I am referencing, and the more confident yet laid back you are with them, the better the chance they will treat like a regular instead of a newbie off the street. If I try some place new, I sometimes mention that I am trying to find a new place to play since my regular spot's service is becoming subpar. They usually ask where else I've been and I mention a couple of places and leave it be. Once again, if I'm new to this establishment, I tend to let my "special purpose" expose itself in a joking context to make the provider laugh and feel more at ease that I am not LEO. It tends to make them more playful before the shower. Upon entering the shower, well you are on your own. I got you that far, now you do the work young grasshopper and let us know here on USG what you got.

Well, my secrets are revealed and it they stop working for me, then I blame you and I'm kickin some ass.

Be safe,

Loader

[Barkeater]

First post!

I went to one of the new places on 2110 Gallows road, there are two in the same office complex. I thought I saw an add saying 60$ for one hour special, but went into the wrong place (Castle). They took my 60$ tho, and an adorable young girl named Kim gave me a long, thorough, very platonic, massage. The things she did to my spine! Sadly, there was no happy ending to this story, unless you count my well adjusted spinal column.

Hey, I know I am just a noob, so don't shoot me, but are their new employees at Booja? I went there a couple of times in January and their were 2 or 3 older women, who weren't my type. If they rotated their staff I might revisit.

[Zhuxi]

After a positive review posted here on USG a little while ago I thought I would give this establishment a try as well as the recommended provider. So I did my due diligence and off I was.

MnV

I take just because a C is in the name this place isn't as good as HWC.

PS- Nice to see you're still alive.

Zhuxi