Massage Parlor Reports

**Nighthawk55** · 03-09-11 14:15

http://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en...schedules.html

**Humpfree** · 03-09-11 11:07

Originally Posted by Dee Mac [View Original Post]

A visit to km, .6 very nice massage by the lovely julie. 6-7 irl 8 on AMP scale no negotiation on the flip with a delightful finish followed by some final massage and a bottle of water, tipped. 4 and left with a smille, thanks to all who helped make this sublime little visit possible.

If you new Susie like I new Susie. Old 50's song I think? I think you may have liked her a little better than Juliey. Same great service. But a little better. Seems like Susie is alway's happy. Julie not so happy.

**Dee Mac** · 03-09-11 07:33

A visit to km, .6 very nice massage by the lovely julie. 6-7 irl 8 on AMP scale no negotiation on the flip with a delightful finish followed by some final massage and a bottle of water, tipped. 4 and left with a smille, thanks to all who helped make this sublime little visit possible.

**Davidonecall** · 03-08-11 11:41

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I though I was the only one with bad GRAMMAR Thanks Nighhawk, Your the man.

Most of us do the same with modern technology trying to stay ahead. I use my cell and it try to corrected my writing. It has the web and all of the new gadgets that you can think off. I know for only a week. There is always a new one comeing out. I need one that I can talk too and not type maybe my grammar will get better.

**Davidonecall** · 03-08-11 11:30

Originally Posted by Khai Yai [View Original Post]

"We, the people, are endowed the unalienable right to consensual touch without interference from any agency, private or governmental. Let us lobby for deregulation and decertification of massage."

This sound like a good idea. Wait do I still get full satisfaction when I go to get a massage? LOL

**Gopher88** · 03-08-11 10:51

Originally Posted by Nighthawk55 [View Original Post]

I have to apologize for the spelling, grammar and punctuation of my recent posts. My hideous typing along with overzealous auto correction by my Android phone is pretty bad. I will take a little more time in typing in the future.

I though I was the only one with bad GRAMMAR Thanks Nighhawk, Your the man.

**Nighthawk55** · 03-08-11 10:07

I think the beat cop who arrests you will suggest you "tell it to the judge". Meanwhile, your picture shows up in the mugshot section of Chicago Breaking News. Where it gets picked up around the country.

How easy do you think it will be to get that info out of Google once it gets in there?

So. You can tell everyone you meet about how innocent you are. Meanwhile, enjoy losing out on every job you ever apply for going forward.

All for $40.

**Khai Yai** · 03-07-11 23:16

Originally Posted by Davidonecall [View Original Post]

You go to a spa and you are expecting good services and they block the door. That is what you will tell the police. Remember it not up to you to find out if they have a licences is up to them. They would not put themselves in that position. They are there to make money. I once had to tell the girl that I only tip if I'm satisfied. I showed her the money as I was leaving and my time was up. She told me to wait and she would take care of me. I held the money in my hand as she gave me a HJ. I get something she get something.

"We, the people, are endowed the unalienable right to consensual touch without interference from any agency, private or governmental. Let us lobby for deregulation and decertification of massage."

**Davidonecall** · 03-07-11 23:00

Originally Posted by SlickPoetry [View Original Post]

I have to agree with Nighthawk here. $40 is not much when you think about what could happen in the alternative here. I think sometimes mongers forget that the hobby involves dealing with criminals in every transaction. The girls are criminals, the managers are criminals, the people paying the lease each month are criminals-and usually the massage parlor is just one part of their criminal enterprise.

Its best to avoid trouble whenever possible. Even if you think you're in a "safe" place, you're really not.

You go to a spa and you are expecting good services and they block the door. That is what you will tell the police. Remember it not up to you to find out if they have a licences is up to them. They would not put themselves in that position. They are there to make money. I once had to tell the girl that I only tip if I'm satisfied. I showed her the money as I was leaving and my time was up. She told me to wait and she would take care of me. I held the money in my hand as she gave me a HJ. I get something she get something.

**Lurker01** · 03-07-11 16:44

Originally Posted by Nighthawk55 [View Original Post]

At which point, she follows you out to you car, gets your license plate number, calmly calls 911 and presents LEO with a sob story about how you "attacked" her. If you didn't scratch or bruise her "physically removed her from the door". Some scratches or bruises would mysteriously appear before the fuzz gets there.

Now you get the cops showing up at your house. And you can tell them all you want about how you are innocent. But they will in no way take YOUR word over hers. And they won't give why.

Heard this one in real life from a public defender who was assigned to it. She claimed he raped her.

I let him know the most likely real version of the story, but she had her license and had never been arrested so he was in a bad bad position.

**Nighthawk55** · 03-07-11 15:06

I have to apologize for the spelling, grammar and punctuation of my recent posts. My hideous typing along with overzealous auto correction by my Android phone is pretty bad. I will take a little more time in typing in the future.

**SlickPoetry** · 03-07-11 14:23

I have to agree with Nighthawk here. $40 is not much when you think about what could happen in the alternative here. I think sometimes mongers forget that the hobby involves dealing with criminals in every transaction. The girls are criminals, the managers are criminals, the people paying the lease each month are criminals-and usually the massage parlor is just one part of their criminal enterprise.

Its best to avoid trouble whenever possible. Even if you think you're in a "safe" place, you're really not.

**Nighthawk55** · 03-07-11 11:37

Originally Posted by Blueblazer [View Original Post]

I would have given her five bucks at the most, even if it meant me physically removing her from the door. Don't get held hostage like that. It's bs.

At which point, she follows you out to you car, gets your license plate number, calmly calls 911 and presents LEO with a sob story about how you "attacked" her. If you didn't scratch or bruise her "physically removed her from the door". Some scratches or bruises would mysteriously appear before the fuzz gets there.

Now you get the cops showing up at your house. And you can tell them all you want about how you are innocent. But they will in no way take YOUR word over hers. And they won't give why.

**Pickles13** · 03-06-11 14:55

Originally Posted by Davidonecall [View Original Post]

I would not have left a tip and if you felt obligated I would put down only .05 only and make sure she see money going back into your pocket. I know you just got cheated but maybe the next person going to her will not. They really relies on the tips. Some work real hard in you and deserves the tip but only after your happy because you can go elsewhere. Let's help each other out. Today was you tomorrow is me.

I would have given her five bucks at the most, even if it meant me physically removing her from the door. Don't get held hostage like that. It's bs.

**Cdthue** · 03-06-11 13:53

Originally Posted by Alterxxx [View Original Post]

Had an itch last night so called a couple of places that were still open. Decided on Massage Therapy on Peterson as I am always looking for new places to visit. Should have stayed away. Asked for their half hour and was quoted. 5, went in and was greeted by some old Asian woman that sounded like the one on the phone. I was about to walk out since I am not into 50 year olds, but she called someone else and told me to go through the doors. The chick that came out was attractive and petite, maybe upper 30s to mid 40s, so I figured what the heck. Turns out her name is CiCi. But not the same CiCi that works at 7 star, whom I've had the pleasure of seeing a few times. CiCi from 7 Star is not as attractive, but her service is waaaayyyyy better. She makes sure you leave happy.

Massage room was clean and comfortable. Her massage was actually pretty good as she got on top of me and gave a decent massage with some teasing. After about 10 minutes of this she asks if I like soft massagae. I was like ok. She then does a feathertouch thing with a lot of teasing after about 2 minutes she tells me to turn around and obvously I'm at attention. She motions to it and we settle on. 4 for HE, to which she actually laughed, as if she was expecting more. There was limited roaming allowed. But she pulled away when I went for boobs. This kinda turned me off and I knew I wasnt going to bust a nut quick. Plus her tecnique was lacking a better grip. So basically she stroked Mr Happy very lacklusterly for about 10 minutes then she got on top on the table and got to work some more. Then she looks at the clock and saids I need to pay another. 5 for another half hour because my time was up. I was like WHAT! I actually still had like 5 min left. WTF. She could tell I was PO'd and tells me those are the owners rules and this and that. At this point there was no chance of me getting any relief as Mr. Happy went limp with all this talk about extra money. Then. Btch tells me well I could just pay the extra. 2 (difference in price between half hour and full hour) I was like FUCK THAT. So now I knew btch was trying to squeeze me for more cash. Told her she didn't finish her job to which she said " oh hunnie you last too long time, went over half hour. You come back next time I start right away no massage". I was like whatever. So as I'm putting my clothes on. She blocks the door and gets crazy look on her face. Btch lookd like she was going to pull knife on me. She probably thought I was going to leave without tipping her, which I actually thought about, but didn't want to deal with any drama that might ensue. So I pulled out her. 4 and she's like "oh thanks hunnie you come back I take care of you good next time". To which I replied "yeah right. You're lucky you got a tip". So I'm out. 9. And left with no relief. I might consider going back if I knew there was more on menu as she was attactive and her body was petite and tight. And I would love to pound THAT sht. But her Happy Ending SERVICE SUCKS

If this the one on North side of Peterson just East of Kimball, that's all you'll get. Got HE with tit play for. 6. Flat out told no further.

CDT