Massage Parlor Reports

[Davidonecall]

I have to agree with Nighthawk here. $40 is not much when you think about what could happen in the alternative here. I think sometimes mongers forget that the hobby involves dealing with criminals in every transaction. The girls are criminals, the managers are criminals, the people paying the lease each month are criminals-and usually the massage parlor is just one part of their criminal enterprise.

Its best to avoid trouble whenever possible. Even if you think you're in a "safe" place, you're really not.

You go to a spa and you are expecting good services and they block the door. That is what you will tell the police. Remember it not up to you to find out if they have a licences is up to them. They would not put themselves in that position. They are there to make money. I once had to tell the girl that I only tip if I'm satisfied. I showed her the money as I was leaving and my time was up. She told me to wait and she would take care of me. I held the money in my hand as she gave me a HJ. I get something she get something.

[Lurker01]

At which point, she follows you out to you car, gets your license plate number, calmly calls 911 and presents LEO with a sob story about how you "attacked" her. If you didn't scratch or bruise her "physically removed her from the door". Some scratches or bruises would mysteriously appear before the fuzz gets there.

Now you get the cops showing up at your house. And you can tell them all you want about how you are innocent. But they will in no way take YOUR word over hers. And they won't give why.

Heard this one in real life from a public defender who was assigned to it. She claimed he raped her.

I let him know the most likely real version of the story, but she had her license and had never been arrested so he was in a bad bad position.

[Nighthawk55]

I have to apologize for the spelling, grammar and punctuation of my recent posts. My hideous typing along with overzealous auto correction by my Android phone is pretty bad. I will take a little more time in typing in the future.

[SlickPoetry]

I have to agree with Nighthawk here. $40 is not much when you think about what could happen in the alternative here. I think sometimes mongers forget that the hobby involves dealing with criminals in every transaction. The girls are criminals, the managers are criminals, the people paying the lease each month are criminals-and usually the massage parlor is just one part of their criminal enterprise.

Its best to avoid trouble whenever possible. Even if you think you're in a "safe" place, you're really not.

[Nighthawk55]

I would have given her five bucks at the most, even if it meant me physically removing her from the door. Don't get held hostage like that. It's bs.

At which point, she follows you out to you car, gets your license plate number, calmly calls 911 and presents LEO with a sob story about how you "attacked" her. If you didn't scratch or bruise her "physically removed her from the door". Some scratches or bruises would mysteriously appear before the fuzz gets there.

Now you get the cops showing up at your house. And you can tell them all you want about how you are innocent. But they will in no way take YOUR word over hers. And they won't give why.

[Pickles13]

I would not have left a tip and if you felt obligated I would put down only .05 only and make sure she see money going back into your pocket. I know you just got cheated but maybe the next person going to her will not. They really relies on the tips. Some work real hard in you and deserves the tip but only after your happy because you can go elsewhere. Let's help each other out. Today was you tomorrow is me.

I would have given her five bucks at the most, even if it meant me physically removing her from the door. Don't get held hostage like that. It's bs.

[Cdthue]

Had an itch last night so called a couple of places that were still open. Decided on Massage Therapy on Peterson as I am always looking for new places to visit. Should have stayed away. Asked for their half hour and was quoted. 5, went in and was greeted by some old Asian woman that sounded like the one on the phone. I was about to walk out since I am not into 50 year olds, but she called someone else and told me to go through the doors. The chick that came out was attractive and petite, maybe upper 30s to mid 40s, so I figured what the heck. Turns out her name is CiCi. But not the same CiCi that works at 7 star, whom I've had the pleasure of seeing a few times. CiCi from 7 Star is not as attractive, but her service is waaaayyyyy better. She makes sure you leave happy.

Massage room was clean and comfortable. Her massage was actually pretty good as she got on top of me and gave a decent massage with some teasing. After about 10 minutes of this she asks if I like soft massagae. I was like ok. She then does a feathertouch thing with a lot of teasing after about 2 minutes she tells me to turn around and obvously I'm at attention. She motions to it and we settle on. 4 for HE, to which she actually laughed, as if she was expecting more. There was limited roaming allowed. But she pulled away when I went for boobs. This kinda turned me off and I knew I wasnt going to bust a nut quick. Plus her tecnique was lacking a better grip. So basically she stroked Mr Happy very lacklusterly for about 10 minutes then she got on top on the table and got to work some more. Then she looks at the clock and saids I need to pay another. 5 for another half hour because my time was up. I was like WHAT! I actually still had like 5 min left. WTF. She could tell I was PO'd and tells me those are the owners rules and this and that. At this point there was no chance of me getting any relief as Mr. Happy went limp with all this talk about extra money. Then. Btch tells me well I could just pay the extra. 2 (difference in price between half hour and full hour) I was like FUCK THAT. So now I knew btch was trying to squeeze me for more cash. Told her she didn't finish her job to which she said " oh hunnie you last too long time, went over half hour. You come back next time I start right away no massage". I was like whatever. So as I'm putting my clothes on. She blocks the door and gets crazy look on her face. Btch lookd like she was going to pull knife on me. She probably thought I was going to leave without tipping her, which I actually thought about, but didn't want to deal with any drama that might ensue. So I pulled out her. 4 and she's like "oh thanks hunnie you come back I take care of you good next time". To which I replied "yeah right. You're lucky you got a tip". So I'm out. 9. And left with no relief. I might consider going back if I knew there was more on menu as she was attactive and her body was petite and tight. And I would love to pound THAT sht. But her Happy Ending SERVICE SUCKS

If this the one on North side of Peterson just East of Kimball, that's all you'll get. Got HE with tit play for. 6. Flat out told no further.

CDT

[Nighthawk55]

No drama. What do you call the crappy service he got, along with the attitude, and the offer of paying a full 50 more for an extra 30 min.

What I call it is "shit happens". You are already committed to paying the 50 when you stand at the front door and ask for the massage. Then you are already committed to the extra 40 when you negotiate the tip. That money is as good as spent.

You have NO IDEA who is there in the back room. It could be some Korean rood-freak just looking to work out. The might call the police. The might scratch you, which might be hard to explain. Whatever is the case, he will know that he has cost her much more than the 400 because now everyone here will not got to this location.

You can draw your line in the sand. But the risk is all to you. And. In my opinion, not worth it.

I have been mongering for over 20 years. All things considered the strike outs are few and far between. But they happen. It goes with the territory. Learn and live to fight another day.

I know some folks disagree. And fun money is hard to come by. But I would rather stay drama free than feel I got full value out of every purchase.

[Davidonecall]

Had an itch last night so called a couple of places that were still open. Decided on Massage Therapy on Peterson as I am always looking for new places to visit. Should have stayed away. Asked for their half hour and was quoted. 5, went in and was greeted by some old Asian woman that sounded like the one on the phone. I was about to walk out since I am not into 50 year olds, but she called someone else and told me to go through the doors. The chick that came out was attractive and petite, maybe upper 30s to mid 40s, so I figured what the heck. Turns out her name is CiCi. But not the same CiCi that works at 7 star, whom I've had the pleasure of seeing a few times. CiCi from 7 Star is not as attractive, but her service is waaaayyyyy better. She makes sure you leave happy.

Massage room was clean and comfortable. Her massage was actually pretty good as she got on top of me and gave a decent massage with some teasing. After about 10 minutes of this she asks if I like soft massagae. I was like ok. She then does a feathertouch thing with a lot of teasing after about 2 minutes she tells me to turn around and obvously I'm at attention. She motions to it and we settle on. 4 for HE, to which she actually laughed, as if she was expecting more. There was limited roaming allowed. But she pulled away when I went for boobs. This kinda turned me off and I knew I wasnt going to bust a nut quick. Plus her tecnique was lacking a better grip. So basically she stroked Mr Happy very lacklusterly for about 10 minutes then she got on top on the table and got to work some more. Then she looks at the clock and saids I need to pay another. 5 for another half hour because my time was up. I was like WHAT! I actually still had like 5 min left. WTF. She could tell I was PO'd and tells me those are the owners rules and this and that. At this point there was no chance of me getting any relief as Mr. Happy went limp with all this talk about extra money. Then. Btch tells me well I could just pay the extra. 2 (difference in price between half hour and full hour) I was like FUCK THAT. So now I knew btch was trying to squeeze me for more cash. Told her she didn't finish her job to which she said " oh hunnie you last too long time, went over half hour. You come back next time I start right away no massage". I was like whatever. So as I'm putting my clothes on. She blocks the door and gets crazy look on her face. Btch lookd like she was going to pull knife on me. She probably thought I was going to leave without tipping her, which I actually thought about, but didn't want to deal with any drama that might ensue. So I pulled out her. 4 and she's like "oh thanks hunnie you come back I take care of you good next time". To which I replied "yeah right. You're lucky you got a tip". So I'm out. 9. And left with no relief. I might consider going back if I knew there was more on menu as she was attactive and her body was petite and tight. And I would love to pound THAT sht. But her Happy Ending SERVICE SUCKS

I would not have left a tip and if you felt obligated I would put down only .05 only and make sure she see money going back into your pocket. I know you just got cheated but maybe the next person going to her will not. They really relies on the tips. Some work real hard in you and deserves the tip but only after your happy because you can go elsewhere. Let's help each other out. Today was you tomorrow is me.

[Horny Massage2]

I must say, I disagree. The downside is you are "out" 40. The upside is no drama and a lesson learned.

Taking that 40 will cost her at least that much since he posted he experience here.

One of the first rules of mongering should be that it is better to lose some cash than your anonymity and control. Who knows what goes on if she does not get her way. Things can spiral out of YOUR control fast.

Smarter and broker is always better than richer and in a heap of trouble.

To each his own. It's ok to disagree. We all have different opinions and views.

But the downside is that customer, (not me, let's try to keep the writing in perspective) was out a cool 90 bucks, not 40. Left a normal tip for unsatisfactory service. Not in my book pal.

No drama. What do you call the crappy service he got, along with the attitude, and the offer of paying a full 50 more for an extra 30 min. Thats plenty of drama. He would have gained more control by standing his ground and letting the know her was not happy with the service. This way she can learn a lesson to not pull that crap.

If you go eat a meal and the food or service sucks why would you leave a standard tip? I sure as hell do not. I would leave a tip 'Appropriate' for the service I received. And, if they complain, too bad. Firmly tell them you are not happy with the service and tell them why! If they don't like it, then they should provide better service.

The lesson here is not to let any person providing a service take advantage of you. Period.

If she does not get her way (by milking you for your hard earned cash) too bad. And spiral out of control. What is she going to do to a customer that is not happy with her service? There is nothing she can do except change her attitude and service. Who else is she gonna call to support her side of the crappy service?

I am not trying to judge the one who originally left the story. The person made his own decision.
What I am saying is 'I' do not leave standard tips for SUB-STANDARD service.

No wonder they try to pull this crap - sometimes they get away with it.

[Timrout]

Was calling around and found a girl named Kristen under the stripper sectiom of a famous adsite.

I was first directed to meet her in Woodfield. After arriving in Woodfield I call and they tell me to 290 to 355 south. Finally I arived at their location and go in. The girll tells me it will be 80 bucks for a room so I pay and she takes me in the room. She then tries to offer FS for 1500.

I tell her that was crazy and she immediately is offended. So then she promises to give me some dances for 100. I acceptt and she said she would come back. Afyer waiting 15 mins I realized I was hosed. I walked out and left.

Anyways this place is just a little west of 355 and the north ave. Exit. It has a yellow sign that reads girls girls girls.

I got scammed and ask that all of you never go here.

[Elpatron]

1/2 hour is not enought next time get the whole hour, or if you get 1/2 an hour go straight to business, don't waist your time if not go across ths street they have better looking therapist.

She wanted another 50, even though you had min minutes left! You should have told her that. Then, after trying that crap, she tells you you can pay the difference for the full hour. Yeah, she could have said that first vs trying to get the whole 50.

I would have only left a tip based on the massage and her 'attempt'. Thats it. There is no way I woud leave 40 for an unfinished job. Why was it unfinished? Because of her actions. Shorting you on time, moving away, telling you about paying full price for another half hour, etc. All of that would leave anyone ininspired. What a load of crap. You should have walked and told her 'next time you need to finish the job'. And left only a tip YOU deemed appropriate for the service.

Sorry you had to go thru that crap. Glad you posted it so others have been informed.

[Davidonecall]

I'm realy sorry about my grammar. I'm just a Country boy. Some of you my say I'm just a good old boy. Not much schooling. I got Drafted in to the Army Wright out of third grade. I got a late start getting schooling. Had to go defend my country. You could say that, went to Vietnam for awhile, I'm sorry about my Grammar and Sentence Structure. I'm not sure if the Force could help me?

If all of you guy's would like me to stop writing? And reporting stuff Just let me know. Sometimes spell check can't pick up what I'm trying to say. If I do anymore reporting I will try and make it very Short as I can. Sorry guy's

Gopher

Hay Gopher keep them coming. No one should complaint another spelling we have enough problems with other things. We should embrace the reports that fellows hobbies are writing.

[Nighthawk55]

You should have walked and told her 'next time you need to finish the job'. And left only a tip YOU deemed appropriate for the service.

Sorry you had to go thru that crap. Glad you posted it so others have been informed.

I must say, I disagree. The downside is you are "out" 40. The upside is no drama and a lesson learned.

Taking that 40 will cost her at least that much since he posted he experience here.

One of the first rules of mongering should be that it is better to lose some cash than your anonymity and control. Who knows what goes on if she does not get her way. Things can spiral out of YOUR control fast.

Smarter and broker is always better than richer and in a heap of trouble.

[Member #5121]

I can recommend a fantastic massage by the gal who advertises on Backpage. Search under the Loop for "skills not thrills". It's her tag line. She has a shiatsu technique, runs her shins and knees along your hamstrings and glutes. It's perfect!

I actually need a legit, good massage during the workday downtown, but wouldn't mind extras. I don't recall ever seeing anything mentioned in the loop on these boards. Any recos? Much appreciated!