Massage Parlor Reports

**Donkey King** · 12-28-10 22:58

Originally Posted by Computer Luvvv [View Original Post]

Went in, she said come back in 20mins, so I came back in 28mins, looks to be in mid 30s, table shower was very thourough, massage was very average, BBBJTC, she was in her birthday suit. Penny was her name.

Do you happen to know if this is the same "Penny" from the shut down KT in Sterling? Sounds like it. Did she happen to have a tattoo on her thigh?

**Computer Luvvv** · 12-28-10 11:06

Went in, she said come back in 20mins, so I came back in 28mins, looks to be in mid 30s, table shower was very thourough, massage was very average, BBBJTC, she was in her birthday suit. Penny was her name.

**AznCajun** · 12-28-10 02:11

Originally Posted by AKFourtySeven [View Original Post]

I trekked ove to papaya yesterday during the blizzard. Luck of the draw was Jenny. She started out with some stretching and then went to a sft. Nova finish. Roaming was encouraged. I think I will repeat.

Went to same place as AK on Monday night. Called ahead to schedule appointment, spoke with Mama and she said Jenny would be available. When I got there, met mama and she said I spoke with answering service and that no Jenny was available. Hmmm.

I was then introduced to Penny and Tina, both pretty K-girls, Penny was more cute with nice racks but with a little attitude. Went with the hour long session. Took the offer of a TS. She was very thorough with the warm TS. The massage was very firm and she she covered every spot from head to toe. Very little talking, and tried to up sell me on items on the menu. I opted for the standard NOVA finish, and I may repeat, but if Tina is available, I'd like to see her next.

Cheerios,

AC

**AKFourtySeven** · 12-27-10 18:08

I trekked ove to papaya yesterday during the blizzard. Luck of the draw was Jenny. She started out with some stretching and then went to a sft. Nova finish. Roaming was encouraged. I think I will repeat.

**StartingOver** · 12-27-10 09:43

A good reminder of what Sleazebum used to always tell us. Never take in any more than you intend to spend!

SO

Originally Posted by Lovejugs [View Original Post]

I have seen Sonny around 5 times over the course of 6-8 months. It seems with her YMMV. I have had excellent times where the TS, Massage, and finish was top notch. Even did a BJ, although NTC. Other times she gives a halfass massage and barely lets you roam. Then there are times she will sit on the table topless after the full hour and talk for 20-30 minutes. Usually telling the same story over and over. I don't know if she is on drugs, a little off in the head, or both. First she tells me not to ask for more than a HJ."We don't want no trouble." I guess she forgot the time she gave me a BJ and another time told me about fisting some customers. Really bizarre lady, but hey when you deal in that business you get all types.

Jasmine on the other hand tried to demand a tip of 1. 0 about a month ago because I did some brief DATY and some roaming. I told her I don't think so and handed her. 6. One hell of a spinner, but I don't like when they try to play you for a chump.

I never reported on Jennifer, but she was a sexy natural DD Koreon from Hawaii. Saw here twice with good service. Third time I made an appointment it was around 9pm and she was already done for the day and had no makeup on (She did come out and greet me as I was leaving). That is when I got Jasmine for that session.

Seems Jennifer didn't have a license and from what I was told she MAY have been a little shady taking a man's social security card out of his wallet. She denied it when management confronted, and then said she didn't want to work there anymore. You do the math. I also was told that she did FS for around 2. 0 if she thought they guy had $$$. Maybe looking for someone to scam outside the business? Heard she worked at another place for a few days, but don't know where. I am pretty sure Sonny said they live together, so if you want to set something up maybe that is the person to ask. I will say she has some amazing DD's but can get a little fake with some of her comments. She kinda reminded me of a bad acting porn star."Oh yeah baby. Give it to me. Your C*k is so big. Oh Yeah!" Seemed to be a bit of a compulsive tale teller as well. I always advise to bring the bare minimum into places in case there is a dishonest employee. I just bring the entrance fee and tip. No watch or jewelry. Nada.

Hope all had a good Holidays. And Hey. Let's be careful out there.

Lovejugs

**Lovejugs** · 12-27-10 04:02

Originally Posted by Fatpig [View Original Post]

Walked in and it mamasan gave me shower. . Then I waited 15 minutes. Got sonny. Jasmine was busy at the time. Well oiled for 5 minutes. Then she did a bit nuru flip after 5 more minutes. Did her thing. Then went back to warm towels and a bit of a massage. After a total of 30 minutes she started putting my socks on. All done. WHAT? I tipped. 5 and she was not happy. Said. 6 is standard for the hour and. 4 for 30 mins. I said look at the clock. Its only 30 since you been here. Consider the extra bit for the nuru.

I was going to give her a great tip but I was shorted big time.

Now with that said. Jasmine is the bomb but sonny needs a bit of work. If she went at least close to the hour it would be been an awesome time.

I have seen Sonny around 5 times over the course of 6-8 months. It seems with her YMMV. I have had excellent times where the TS, Massage, and finish was top notch. Even did a BJ, although NTC. Other times she gives a halfass massage and barely lets you roam. Then there are times she will sit on the table topless after the full hour and talk for 20-30 minutes. Usually telling the same story over and over. I don't know if she is on drugs, a little off in the head, or both. First she tells me not to ask for more than a HJ."We don't want no trouble." I guess she forgot the time she gave me a BJ and another time told me about fisting some customers. Really bizarre lady, but hey when you deal in that business you get all types.

Jasmine on the other hand tried to demand a tip of 1. 0 about a month ago because I did some brief DATY and some roaming. I told her I don't think so and handed her. 6. One hell of a spinner, but I don't like when they try to play you for a chump.

I never reported on Jennifer, but she was a sexy natural DD Koreon from Hawaii. Saw here twice with good service. Third time I made an appointment it was around 9pm and she was already done for the day and had no makeup on (She did come out and greet me as I was leaving). That is when I got Jasmine for that session.

Seems Jennifer didn't have a license and from what I was told she MAY have been a little shady taking a man's social security card out of his wallet. She denied it when management confronted, and then said she didn't want to work there anymore. You do the math. I also was told that she did FS for around 2. 0 if she thought they guy had $$$. Maybe looking for someone to scam outside the business? Heard she worked at another place for a few days, but don't know where. I am pretty sure Sonny said they live together, so if you want to set something up maybe that is the person to ask. I will say she has some amazing DD's but can get a little fake with some of her comments. She kinda reminded me of a bad acting porn star."Oh yeah baby. Give it to me. Your C*k is so big. Oh Yeah!" Seemed to be a bit of a compulsive tale teller as well. I always advise to bring the bare minimum into places in case there is a dishonest employee. I just bring the entrance fee and tip. No watch or jewelry. Nada.

Hope all had a good Holidays. And Hey. Let's be careful out there.

Lovejugs

**Redtush69** · 12-24-10 16:51

Since it's the holidays I have to share!

Just got out of MIST and here is my report:

Forget the four flights of stairs and take the elevator at Sky or even better. Go out to Alexandria to Peach on Backlick.

Mist today (my first time) : I should have walked out! Older lady (name can't even say but sounded like tishee) about 5'6" 38D took me into room and told me to undress, said she'd be back in a min. Took her about 15 (heard TS going so she must have had another customer). Finally got back took me through very rushed TS. Nothing special. Took me back to room and told me to lay down. Said she needed to go out again but be right back. Took her another 10-15 and gave me a very fast rub down. Told me to flip after like 5 min and I said I was not ready but she said no worries. Will take good care of me and so I let her go. Very quick HJ and then out the door. Said she needed more lotion. 10-15 min later she come back, rubbed a little lotion on my back, slapped my ass and said she needed to get a hot wash cloth. Yep folks. If you did not catch the pattern yet you will now. Back in about 10 with hot cloth proceeded to wipe me down and then left AGAIN! I got dressed, took back some of my tip money that was already left out, and proceeded to leave. Told her had to go to work. As I was leaving I did see other girls eating in the front room so not sure why she had to work two customers at once. Gave. 8 at the door and left. 4 (usually tip at least. 8 to 1. 0).

Sky: Always better than Jasmine which I stopped going to many times ago. Every time I go there is a different girl but they all are satisfactory. I'm never going to Mist again. Why walk up all those stairs. I often go right after work and never had to wait.

Peach on Backlick is my new fav especially on weekends. 6 to. 7 for the hour and the girls never look down at a. 4 or. 6 tip depending on what you want. So for 1/3rd less than DT you get a wonderful table shower, you lie on a professional massage table with proper cut outs and all the girls are CMT's and really no what they are doing. I often do construction on weekends so it is a real treat to have someone who actually is educated about massage. They walk on your back, pull your fingers and toes, pull a few other things too! The girls all speak perfect English too so you can have a conversation about your expectations. Hot towel and even after a happy ending, they do not watch clock, tell you to relax. Plenty of time. What more do you like? Unlike Mist where you dress yourself, and Sky where they "help" you a little. They fully dress you here.

Anyway Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!

PS. Anyone try the Russian's out in Bethesda lately?

**AKFourtySeven** · 12-19-10 19:22

I went and got a massage there the other day. K-girl was pretty good looking with nice legs, tiny ass and nice tatas. She gave a great massage with a nova finish. I think they have changed since angie left. Upsell was a turn off. $$ a little too much.

**Toto72** · 12-18-10 17:15

Facilities are impeccable which I like a lot. Had Cherry who's been around 2 weeks. Average Looks. Late 20s to early 30s. Had the usual TS.

Her massage was rather weak. Standard NOVA finish. She was friendly, but seemed a little shy towards the end.

Me? A long-time lurker who's finally signed up. I guess I might as well give something back since I've leeched from all the senior members for so many years now.

**Toto72** · 12-18-10 16:46

Went to MWC. Had a new girl, Cherry, who's been there 2 weeks. Looks are pretty average. She's probably late 20s to early 30s.

Massage was kinda weak. Standard NOVA finish. She was friendly, but seemed a little shy on the flip.

**E Train** · 12-18-10 11:10

I stopped by this spa by George C. Marshall high school around 9pm yesterday before they closed. No massage, just your typical AMP. Decent interior but still have the AMP smell that stuck to my clothes, which I always have to wash when I get home. A round face K-chick with decent body comes in. Sorry don't remember her name. She said she is 27, but I put her closer to 37 for Asian aging. Had the standard table shower. Rubbed her butt and clits to show her I'm not LE. She padded her bra because her tits looked smaller after she took off her top. She had A-B cup, sensitive nips. But she was one lazy chick. She has a bad attitude and the service was terrible, I mean terrible! Her attitude just killed any ambitions I had and I'll spare the details because it isn't much to right about. And after 10 minutes she asked me to flip and then laid next to me asking what I wanted. I told her everything for 100. She said 200. I said not with that weak massage. She said well you show me how. I then said only if I get FS for 100. She said ok. So I started to massage her. She was actually getting into it. I then DATY, and she told me to get the condom on the stand. She was too lazy to get up to put it on me. No problem. It is better than DIY or HJ. After mish, she and I just laid there. Did I have to get up and clean myself too? Finally she got up and went to get a wet towel to clean me up. Not the best I've had in the AMPs. But given my recent luck, I'm just glad to find one open and walked away down 80+100.

**Ready** · 12-18-10 10:12

Similar results, but mine was JJ; very good massage, but not into any bare feels. If I need a massage, I'll return, but I generally like the extras beyond the TS & HJ.

M&M recently opened, so I imagine they are trying to avoid any unwanted visits from the LE.

Originally Posted by Yakblat [View Original Post]

In an effort to support the tactile arts east of 395, I stopped into the newly opened M&M Wellness on Franconia Road. It's on the second floor of an an office park in the second row of buildings and hidden from the traffic on Franconia Road itself. Mama let me in and placed me in a large room with an ample massage table complete with face hole and clean towels. By the time Coco got there I was wrapped in a towel and we were off the table shower. She's not very good at that but it was adequate. Back in the room I told her I wanted soft pressure today and she proceeded to give nearly no pressure at all. She didn't mind me exploring under her jeans skirt because she was wearing leggings. Based on that I roamed a little higher when I turned over and she was definitely resistant to contact above the waist. She admonished me gently a few times and I thought the "hey, we're just a massage outfit here" schtick was going a bit far and the joke wasn't funny anymore. After she said I only had a few minutes left I removed the towel which had imprisoned my waist for the whole session and she feigned surprise about that. She eventually got some oil on her hands and came back to end the session, but as you might guess, I won't return unless I start to read good things about this place. Coco needs to be better looking or much more generous if she wants a decent tip.

Yak

**Avenasia** · 12-18-10 01:28

Had a nice time, though the place was very cold. Everything is available though.

**Justforme** · 12-16-10 16:58

Has anyone heard anything from the Nuru beauties. Phone gone, ads gone and I rumors about being hit. Anyone know more information? I received calls from Chana a bit after the rumors but nothing for some time now.

**Yakblat** · 12-16-10 13:33

I stopped by BWT the other night to sample their wares and was satisfied but not impressed. The place is easy enough to find and even has an "open" sign in the window. Msn let me and also provided the therapy. She gave a decent enough table shower and escorted me back to the room where on the wall a cartoonish woman's face (wish it were the one I had to look at) admonished me to keep things quiet. Yes Ma'am! As what's her name (she said it twice but I still have no idea what she said, Jack-med something other?) worked the knots out of my glutes. It was then that I realized that the girls in the AMPs are much less likely to torture my shoulder blades and far more likely to work the lower back than at wholly theraputic spas. With glutes now of jelly I turned over on command and she completed maneuvers in a most direct manner. In other words, she didn't massage the front at all but she did give me something to smile about.

The only thing that stands out about the place is that I wasn't cold for even a second. In every other AMP it seems like shivering is part of the service, for at least a little while but not at BWT. They've only been open for two months but I'll wait for some positive reports before I return. Yak