Massage Parlor Reports

[Redtush69]

Since it's the holidays I have to share!

Just got out of MIST and here is my report:

Forget the four flights of stairs and take the elevator at Sky or even better. Go out to Alexandria to Peach on Backlick.

Mist today (my first time) : I should have walked out! Older lady (name can't even say but sounded like tishee) about 5'6" 38D took me into room and told me to undress, said she'd be back in a min. Took her about 15 (heard TS going so she must have had another customer). Finally got back took me through very rushed TS. Nothing special. Took me back to room and told me to lay down. Said she needed to go out again but be right back. Took her another 10-15 and gave me a very fast rub down. Told me to flip after like 5 min and I said I was not ready but she said no worries. Will take good care of me and so I let her go. Very quick HJ and then out the door. Said she needed more lotion. 10-15 min later she come back, rubbed a little lotion on my back, slapped my ass and said she needed to get a hot wash cloth. Yep folks. If you did not catch the pattern yet you will now. Back in about 10 with hot cloth proceeded to wipe me down and then left AGAIN! I got dressed, took back some of my tip money that was already left out, and proceeded to leave. Told her had to go to work. As I was leaving I did see other girls eating in the front room so not sure why she had to work two customers at once. Gave. 8 at the door and left. 4 (usually tip at least. 8 to 1. 0).

Sky: Always better than Jasmine which I stopped going to many times ago. Every time I go there is a different girl but they all are satisfactory. I'm never going to Mist again. Why walk up all those stairs. I often go right after work and never had to wait.

Peach on Backlick is my new fav especially on weekends. 6 to. 7 for the hour and the girls never look down at a. 4 or. 6 tip depending on what you want. So for 1/3rd less than DT you get a wonderful table shower, you lie on a professional massage table with proper cut outs and all the girls are CMT's and really no what they are doing. I often do construction on weekends so it is a real treat to have someone who actually is educated about massage. They walk on your back, pull your fingers and toes, pull a few other things too! The girls all speak perfect English too so you can have a conversation about your expectations. Hot towel and even after a happy ending, they do not watch clock, tell you to relax. Plenty of time. What more do you like? Unlike Mist where you dress yourself, and Sky where they "help" you a little. They fully dress you here.

Anyway Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!

PS. Anyone try the Russian's out in Bethesda lately?

[AKFourtySeven]

I went and got a massage there the other day. K-girl was pretty good looking with nice legs, tiny ass and nice tatas. She gave a great massage with a nova finish. I think they have changed since angie left. Upsell was a turn off. $$ a little too much.

[Toto72]

Facilities are impeccable which I like a lot. Had Cherry who's been around 2 weeks. Average Looks. Late 20s to early 30s. Had the usual TS.

Her massage was rather weak. Standard NOVA finish. She was friendly, but seemed a little shy towards the end.

Me? A long-time lurker who's finally signed up. I guess I might as well give something back since I've leeched from all the senior members for so many years now.

[Toto72]

Went to MWC. Had a new girl, Cherry, who's been there 2 weeks. Looks are pretty average. She's probably late 20s to early 30s.

Massage was kinda weak. Standard NOVA finish. She was friendly, but seemed a little shy on the flip.

[E Train]

I stopped by this spa by George C. Marshall high school around 9pm yesterday before they closed. No massage, just your typical AMP. Decent interior but still have the AMP smell that stuck to my clothes, which I always have to wash when I get home. A round face K-chick with decent body comes in. Sorry don't remember her name. She said she is 27, but I put her closer to 37 for Asian aging. Had the standard table shower. Rubbed her butt and clits to show her I'm not LE. She padded her bra because her tits looked smaller after she took off her top. She had A-B cup, sensitive nips. But she was one lazy chick. She has a bad attitude and the service was terrible, I mean terrible! Her attitude just killed any ambitions I had and I'll spare the details because it isn't much to right about. And after 10 minutes she asked me to flip and then laid next to me asking what I wanted. I told her everything for 100. She said 200. I said not with that weak massage. She said well you show me how. I then said only if I get FS for 100. She said ok. So I started to massage her. She was actually getting into it. I then DATY, and she told me to get the condom on the stand. She was too lazy to get up to put it on me. No problem. It is better than DIY or HJ. After mish, she and I just laid there. Did I have to get up and clean myself too? Finally she got up and went to get a wet towel to clean me up. Not the best I've had in the AMPs. But given my recent luck, I'm just glad to find one open and walked away down 80+100.

[Ready]

Similar results, but mine was JJ; very good massage, but not into any bare feels. If I need a massage, I'll return, but I generally like the extras beyond the TS & HJ.

M&M recently opened, so I imagine they are trying to avoid any unwanted visits from the LE.

In an effort to support the tactile arts east of 395, I stopped into the newly opened M&M Wellness on Franconia Road. It's on the second floor of an an office park in the second row of buildings and hidden from the traffic on Franconia Road itself. Mama let me in and placed me in a large room with an ample massage table complete with face hole and clean towels. By the time Coco got there I was wrapped in a towel and we were off the table shower. She's not very good at that but it was adequate. Back in the room I told her I wanted soft pressure today and she proceeded to give nearly no pressure at all. She didn't mind me exploring under her jeans skirt because she was wearing leggings. Based on that I roamed a little higher when I turned over and she was definitely resistant to contact above the waist. She admonished me gently a few times and I thought the "hey, we're just a massage outfit here" schtick was going a bit far and the joke wasn't funny anymore. After she said I only had a few minutes left I removed the towel which had imprisoned my waist for the whole session and she feigned surprise about that. She eventually got some oil on her hands and came back to end the session, but as you might guess, I won't return unless I start to read good things about this place. Coco needs to be better looking or much more generous if she wants a decent tip.

Yak

[Avenasia]

Had a nice time, though the place was very cold. Everything is available though.

[Justforme]

Has anyone heard anything from the Nuru beauties. Phone gone, ads gone and I rumors about being hit. Anyone know more information? I received calls from Chana a bit after the rumors but nothing for some time now.

[Yakblat]

I stopped by BWT the other night to sample their wares and was satisfied but not impressed. The place is easy enough to find and even has an "open" sign in the window. Msn let me and also provided the therapy. She gave a decent enough table shower and escorted me back to the room where on the wall a cartoonish woman's face (wish it were the one I had to look at) admonished me to keep things quiet. Yes Ma'am! As what's her name (she said it twice but I still have no idea what she said, Jack-med something other?) worked the knots out of my glutes. It was then that I realized that the girls in the AMPs are much less likely to torture my shoulder blades and far more likely to work the lower back than at wholly theraputic spas. With glutes now of jelly I turned over on command and she completed maneuvers in a most direct manner. In other words, she didn't massage the front at all but she did give me something to smile about.

The only thing that stands out about the place is that I wasn't cold for even a second. In every other AMP it seems like shivering is part of the service, for at least a little while but not at BWT. They've only been open for two months but I'll wait for some positive reports before I return. Yak

[Alpha D]

Having made myself a regular at ST I finally made my first trip to a place with three letters in the name over by I-395 exit 2B. I wish I could kick myself in the ass for not going sooner. Saw T- who is in her thirties but has a young and fresh look in a very tight body. Paid the standard entrance fee. I was new so I left a 'hint' of a tip on the side table to demonstrate that I knew the price of secondary admission.

The massage was superb and everything was great. Seniors can PM for more info.

Quite right, but keep it tween us. Nxx is the bomb.

[Fatpig]

Walked in and it mamasan gave me shower. . Then I waited 15 minutes. Got sonny. Jasmine was busy at the time. Well oiled for 5 minutes. Then she did a bit nuru flip after 5 more minutes. Did her thing. Then went back to warm towels and a bit of a massage. After a total of 30 minutes she started putting my socks on. All done. WHAT? I tipped. 5 and she was not happy. Said. 6 is standard for the hour and. 4 for 30 mins. I said look at the clock. Its only 30 since you been here. Consider the extra bit for the nuru.

I was going to give her a great tip but I was shorted big time.

Now with that said. Jasmine is the bomb but sonny needs a bit of work. If she went at least close to the hour it would be been an awesome time.

[Richy2]

Hi everyone,

I have read a lot about the AMP on here but haven't heard of too many people giving their experiences on the independants or thoses latina massage places and was wondering if anyone would share there experiences. I went to this person http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/re...nds-40/3224854 A few months ago and I can sum it up by saying it's a waste of money. The reason she doesn't put her picture up is she isn'why very eye apealing and doesn't have a good body at all, she does have the-cups, but then again her stomach comes out more. She must also smoke 2 packs of cigs a day because her voice and house smelled of it. Also she was coughing quite a bit during the massage, she told me it was from smoking.

Anyway her place is in a little townhouse, which isn't too clean, and the actual massage is in her bedroom. At the time I think her son was there and he kept on going up and down the stairs. The massage itself was average, I've had better at the asian places, and the HE is average too. She doesn't put any care into it and was either rolling her eyes or looking away the whole time. She wouldn't take off any clothes not even her shirt, but she let me rub one of her boobs. It was a waste of both time and money.

[Dff 4580]

Visit Blue@Pine On Friday as a repeat and she's very consistent, if not better 2nd time around. Good TS and sauna was very nice, and medium strength hour-long massage was good (she offered soft, medium, and hard).

I had a stressed day but after visiting Pine, Blue took care of me very well. Super friendly, very attentive, and knew how to make me very relaxed and very happy. An ATF for me.

Cheers, AC

Based on the glowing reviews for Pine & Blue, I went and was sorely disappointed. No TS, and no Nova Ending (she said she'd get in trouble. I left the money out and was not shy about requesting it and making sure she knew I wasn't Uncle Leo). On top of that, I asked for moderate-to-heavy pressure for the actual massage, and she ended up bruising my chest a bit.

I think I'll stick with my usual haunt: Li at ATMB. It's no-frills, with no shower or anything, but the massage is excellent, the ending is superb and the view is decent (not fantastic, but nice to look at).

[Pilot Aviator]

1. Make an appt at your favorite AMP. A place where you know the staff, and the staff knows you.

2. Buy a small gift for each of the ladies. Something nice. It is a present!

3. Hand them out (or give to MMS) when you arrive for your holiday appointment.

4. If you have an ATF provider, put a special gift in her gift bag (something of more than token value).

5. Accept their thanks and holiday cheer without expectation.

6. Be surprised by how excellent your next several visits are.

Knowing I'd be too busy next week, I made an appt at my NoVA ATF location on a recent frigid cold afternoon. Where, due to an error in tracking appointments by MMS, I was told I would have to wait 45 minutes! Usually that would have been a problem and I would have left (or accepted an appt with an alternative provider) but on this rare occasion, I actually had time. A warm room at low lighting resulted in a nice nap that was followed by a 75minute holiday dream of epically pleasant experiences.

Be nice to the ladies. Remember, even if you bring a holiday gift, you should still leave an appropriate gratuity for the visit. And so I did.

Yes. This visit was about twice as expensive as "standard rates". Christmas only comes once a year. But I visit my favorite places frequently and know that when MMS and the ladies have happy thoughts about clients, they don't forget.

If your disposable income permits, be extra generous. It is that time of year. End of holiday story. Happy New Year.

PA

[Too Jaded]

Those of you who enjoy Young at ST will be disappointed to hear that she's leaving in about a week and will not be coming back.