Massage Parlor Reports

**Golferfore** · 10-28-10 14:43

Gents,

I recently went web surfing and found an Ad that had picture of three masseuses the ad suggested they were on the north side of the city. They were close to my offices and I needed a rub. So I get there and the pictures are accurate, can you believe it? It was a standard two call system and she came out to get me, so there are three attendants two PR and one AA. All I can say is that this was a fine service rendered and I will return. I am being intentionally vague because I will repeat, but if you are in the game you know massage was.55 for the hour and all else was similar to LMP's else where. I will say this was the first one that was actually worth it.

Regards,

Gf

**My Ducane** · 10-28-10 13:36

I am new to all these but I wonder if anyone here who had recent experience of Nuru Massage?

**Chi City** · 10-27-10 23:28

Originally Posted by SpaSearch [View Original Post]

5641 W Dempster. Morton Grove. Advertising almost everyday on Craigslist. The sign on the building says "Technicolour", but it's not. I think the owner just opened up in this space that must have been previously occupied by a placed called Technicolour. Nevertheless, it's a beautiful setup, and very clean. You get an excellent 70 minute massage with lots of "accidental" contact for $49. To me that's the deal of the century (or maybe of this economy.

I've taken 3 for the team. One session with Cindy. One with Ammie. And one with Arey. I think it may be a legit place, but I'm willing to share my experiences via PM with others who have been checking this place out. There were 2 other mongers there today at 3:00 when I arrived.

There was a middle aged lady leaving when I went in, praising the place and the massage. Don't remember the provider's name but she wouldn't even let me take the towel off when I was face down, let alone on the flip. Nice place though, good $50 massage. See skokie board for more

**SpaSearch** · 10-27-10 21:36

5641 W Dempster. Morton Grove. Advertising almost everyday on Craigslist. The sign on the building says "Technicolour", but it's not. I think the owner just opened up in this space that must have been previously occupied by a placed called Technicolour. Nevertheless, it's a beautiful setup, and very clean. You get an excellent 70 minute massage with lots of "accidental" contact for $49. To me that's the deal of the century (or maybe of this economy.

I've taken 3 for the team. One session with Cindy. One with Ammie. And one with Arey. I think it may be a legit place, but I'm willing to share my experiences via PM with others who have been checking this place out. There were 2 other mongers there today at 3:00 when I arrived.

**Skonsk** · 10-27-10 11:53

Originally Posted by Showbob123 [View Original Post]

Place is on Fuller&Hals.

I am about to TOFTT this wekeend, but if anyone has any info please let me know.

Its expensive. Charge for salt scrub (lame). Charge for outfits . They said no touching. Charge for ending

**Tiger45** · 10-26-10 23:49

Nice massage from a very pretty Latina who has been reported on here before. Name begins with S. Little pricey here. $70 for half hour. Seniors can pm for details. This was first time there. I was hoping someone could share their experiences there as to what may be on the menu via pm

**Tiger45** · 10-26-10 23:28

I guess you get what you pay for fellas. [/QUOTE]As I have previously posted, there is one lady there who goes by name of something like Daniella. She is no 10,9 or even an 8, but she is younger and kinda cute, she is a little heavy and tall, but for $30 she gives you a nice massage and decent ending. I asked for her a couple of days ago and she was not there and then I asked if Sophie was there, I believe that someone praised her on this board before. She told me her name was Sophie and so I made the drive out only to be disappointed by an older woman. She may have lied about her name. I was there so I figured I would let her give me a massage and she did give a very good massage for $30, and she gave me a hard luck story so I let her finish, but I had to close my eyes. One day I was there there was another younger woman in the apt, I don't know if she worked there and I should have got a name. She was a bit heavy too. Can someone tell me if there are any nice looking younger woman who work out of this apt?

**Member #5121** · 10-26-10 22:50

Believe me. I keep FB as much of a private thing as USASG! Even one or two TGTBT's on my friends list would raise an eyebrow.

Originally Posted by Badgers [View Original Post]

This is funny. "Hey honey, why do you have so many friends that look like hookers? " Who is this Sue Kim anyhow and why are all her pictures naked? LOL.

I can see getting a phone # from a stripper or a personal # from an escort. But do you really want grandma to see you have 20 new friends who are all AMP workers?

**Badgers** · 10-26-10 21:48

There seem to be a bunch of AMP or LMP (Wish we had some Russian ones) on Chicago Ave, Ashland Ave, and Ashland / North, but I can't for the life of me find reviews for any of these places. I tend toward the apartment girls like TP which always delivers, but sometimes the old table shower / ms? Gets me into thinking about going to one of these places.

But, here in the Midwest it seems the storefronts are mainly operated by old bags the apartment guys won't hire so I have stopped going.

If you have any suggestions for these places PM me or post. Just looking for a good massage, and an occasional extra.

Thanks.

**Badgers** · 10-26-10 21:43

Originally Posted by Wi Nite Owl [View Original Post]

I've been trying to get facebook friend-ups from my fave EMP girls. Anyone else have the ability to get them to give out email, facebook, etc?

While not many Euro-gals love using the computer, I've traded FB info with two of them. I'm interested in discreetly trading photo's of EMP girls with others. Note: I'd really like to keep it quiet for the girls benefit. PM if you have pics as well. Cheers!

This is funny. "Hey honey, why do you have so many friends that look like hookers? " Who is this Sue Kim anyhow and why are all her pictures naked? LOL.

I can see getting a phone # from a stripper or a personal # from an escort. But do you really want grandma to see you have 20 new friends who are all AMP workers?

**Showbob123** · 10-26-10 19:04

Place is on Fuller&Hals.

I am about to TOFTT this wekeend, but if anyone has any info please let me know.

**Arodder** · 10-26-10 16:24

Asiana spa: Dumpy looking on the outside, pretty nice on the inside. Negotiations are a little annoying and it takes some convincing on your part, but you can definitely leave with a smile on your face.

**PhillipK1** · 10-26-10 16:04

AtNighthawk55 Don't get me wrong, I agree the specifics are unimportant and I don't need to hear exactly what did or didn't happen at someone's session. I just want something useful like this post:

Originally Posted by Bhorg [View Original Post]

Report #2 today.

Ad for a new salon on BP.

To me, this is a great post. I know where he's talking about and know what to expect, and it helps me make an informed choice. It's a bit long but there's an unusual situation at hand (no pun intended.

**Member #1498** · 10-26-10 14:00

Just drove by and they have the big REVOKED sticker from the City of Chicago on their doors. The crackdown before the elections seem to be getting stronger.

**Pna** · 10-26-10 11:50

I'm reading all the back-and-forth about whether to post or not, times being what they are with stings and elections coming up, etc.

Here is my take: Yes, most of the hard-core hobbyists here are going to keep their mouths shut about their ATFs, and even their epic wins, because they don't want Uncle Leo finding out and fucking up a good thing. Yes, the guys without that info are not going to do as well and kvetch that the purpose of this forum is sharing info.

Here's the take-away point: WE WARN EACH OTHER ABOUT RIP-OFFS!

Newbies and LTLs and hard-core mongers all can pretty much agree that the girls who perform poor or no service for the money should be outed, and if Uncle goes to hassle THEM...WHO CARES?

So, guys, by all means keep your ATFs to yourselves or share them on the back channel, but post your fails or disappointments so the rest of the kids can at least save some money (which presumably will find it's way to the GOOD providers not prominently mentioned here, where Uncle can see it.)

The game is changing, for the time being anyway. And we need to change our tactics to keep up. There's a whole WORLD of providers advertising out there. If this board becomes, at least temporarily, a place that let's the monger know who to AVOID then I believe it's purpose will be served.

Just my 0.02.

Pna