Massage Parlor Reports

**Badgers** · 10-26-10 21:48

There seem to be a bunch of AMP or LMP (Wish we had some Russian ones) on Chicago Ave, Ashland Ave, and Ashland / North, but I can't for the life of me find reviews for any of these places. I tend toward the apartment girls like TP which always delivers, but sometimes the old table shower / ms? Gets me into thinking about going to one of these places.

But, here in the Midwest it seems the storefronts are mainly operated by old bags the apartment guys won't hire so I have stopped going.

If you have any suggestions for these places PM me or post. Just looking for a good massage, and an occasional extra.

Thanks.

**Badgers** · 10-26-10 21:43

Originally Posted by Wi Nite Owl [View Original Post]

I've been trying to get facebook friend-ups from my fave EMP girls. Anyone else have the ability to get them to give out email, facebook, etc?

While not many Euro-gals love using the computer, I've traded FB info with two of them. I'm interested in discreetly trading photo's of EMP girls with others. Note: I'd really like to keep it quiet for the girls benefit. PM if you have pics as well. Cheers!

This is funny. "Hey honey, why do you have so many friends that look like hookers? " Who is this Sue Kim anyhow and why are all her pictures naked? LOL.

I can see getting a phone # from a stripper or a personal # from an escort. But do you really want grandma to see you have 20 new friends who are all AMP workers?

**Showbob123** · 10-26-10 19:04

Place is on Fuller&Hals.

I am about to TOFTT this wekeend, but if anyone has any info please let me know.

**Arodder** · 10-26-10 16:24

Asiana spa: Dumpy looking on the outside, pretty nice on the inside. Negotiations are a little annoying and it takes some convincing on your part, but you can definitely leave with a smile on your face.

**PhillipK1** · 10-26-10 16:04

AtNighthawk55 Don't get me wrong, I agree the specifics are unimportant and I don't need to hear exactly what did or didn't happen at someone's session. I just want something useful like this post:

Originally Posted by Bhorg [View Original Post]

Report #2 today.

Ad for a new salon on BP.

To me, this is a great post. I know where he's talking about and know what to expect, and it helps me make an informed choice. It's a bit long but there's an unusual situation at hand (no pun intended.

**Member #1498** · 10-26-10 14:00

Just drove by and they have the big REVOKED sticker from the City of Chicago on their doors. The crackdown before the elections seem to be getting stronger.

**Pna** · 10-26-10 11:50

I'm reading all the back-and-forth about whether to post or not, times being what they are with stings and elections coming up, etc.

Here is my take: Yes, most of the hard-core hobbyists here are going to keep their mouths shut about their ATFs, and even their epic wins, because they don't want Uncle Leo finding out and fucking up a good thing. Yes, the guys without that info are not going to do as well and kvetch that the purpose of this forum is sharing info.

Here's the take-away point: WE WARN EACH OTHER ABOUT RIP-OFFS!

Newbies and LTLs and hard-core mongers all can pretty much agree that the girls who perform poor or no service for the money should be outed, and if Uncle goes to hassle THEM...WHO CARES?

So, guys, by all means keep your ATFs to yourselves or share them on the back channel, but post your fails or disappointments so the rest of the kids can at least save some money (which presumably will find it's way to the GOOD providers not prominently mentioned here, where Uncle can see it.)

The game is changing, for the time being anyway. And we need to change our tactics to keep up. There's a whole WORLD of providers advertising out there. If this board becomes, at least temporarily, a place that let's the monger know who to AVOID then I believe it's purpose will be served.

Just my 0.02.

Pna

**Bhorg** · 10-26-10 11:14

Not sure if this is for Evanston / Skokie or Chicago. I've seen mention of it in both, so I'll drop this here (also, the south side of the street there IS Chicago, so I guess that's fair.

Called Cal / Touhy MP. Girl answered said "This location is already closed. We have another at Lincoln / Belmont". She wouldn't give me any other info.

Guess we got them too popular too fast.

**Bhorg** · 10-26-10 11:03

Report #2 today.

Ad for a new salon on BP.

Went Sunday morning.

Cute 40 y / o Asian MT answers the door. Friendly, great body, nice rack, fair English.

$60 at door.

No screening here of any kind. So I was a little concerned it was legit.

Massage was very good.7/10. She chatted a little, nicely.5 minutes in there was significant teasing. I was uncovered for the back massage. Lots of attention to the butt, pressing her legs into my hand, brushing against my back with her chest. I followed and felt her legs and ass a little. When I got to her ass, she repositioned, so I took a hint. Damn, I'm smooth.

On the flip, she covers, so I'm back to thinking this is more legit, but I'm confused. There was a fair amount of teasing to the chest, more of her tits (fully clothed) on my face and chest, just a little teasing to the thighs. Still, good massage.

So, she says she's done with the massage. I ask, "Can you do a little more? " She says, no, she'll get in trouble, with a big smile and a giggle. So I say, I'm not LE, I can't get you in trouble, I'd love to pay you for some more attention. She replies, "you can do that, if you want". She makes no move to walk away. She's all smiles and giggles. I was totally confused. If there were no extras, and they were legit, she could have been a little more definitive about that. I told her that if she did not want to do extra, that was ok, the massage was nice, but I wanted to pay her for more. She essentially giggled.

I presume that this is a jack-shack, or the boss is watching and doesn't want extras, or it was my first time and they wait for repeat business to provide extras. I dunno.

Anyway, if more was on the menu, I'd totally go back. She was very friendly, very cute (especially the body, and gave nice massage for $60. Hell, I might go back for a rub and a flirt.

Anybody else have better luck here, or know more about this place? It's not far from work for me, so it would be nice to have a friendly place to be a regular.

**Bhorg** · 10-26-10 10:49

First report on here, so please bear with me:

I called the BP ad. It was pretty close to work, price was right, so I thought I would give it a shot.

She starts dirty talking, poorly, on the phone. Scheduled me for an afternoon appointment. I show up to apartment, after a few minutes she answers the door.

1. She was really ugly. Maybe there are several girls there (they advertise 4 and 6 hand massage, so I suppose there are, but this girl (didn't catch a name) was / shudder, not good.

2. She said she needed 10 more minutes (I had a 2:00 apt and it was 2:10 already)

3. She answered the door with a hand obviously covered in lotion / lube.

So I said "Uh, yeah, I'll come back later" and I bailed.

I guess you get what you pay for fellas.

**Nighthawk55** · 10-26-10 09:56

Originally Posted by Phillipk1 [View Original Post]

More or less seconded. I get that no one wants to get a provider or MP in trouble, and more details increases the chance of that.

There is no need to disclose here the details of what you do or don't get. The details of whether or not you get a HE, BJ or FS are retarded to discuss in writing here.

The real topics to be discussed are:

- Were the pics accurate?

- If not, was the provider still acceptable?

- Was the place a dump?

- Did the place feel safe?

- Were "expected services provided". A simple yes or no.

- Would you return?

That is ALL that is really required here. Any more detail is simply bragging and does nothing for providers or other mongers. It is all about stroking your own ego at the RISK of providers and fellow mongers.

There simply is no reason to get into details beyond that.

Some will say that what I have listed above isn't enough information. To that I say "grow up". We are not shopping for a blu-ray player on Amazon. This isn't ePinions. You are ALWAYS going to have to make an informed guess and judge if you do or do not want to see a provider. A sure thing is never going to be handed to you on a plate. So grow a set and get in the game or stay at home and sit on the bench.

**Bill R** · 10-26-10 06:24

Originally Posted by Twohands1212 [View Original Post]

Hey all,

Going to be in town on business here soon; and I plan to rtff, but real quick what's the damage out there for a fun trip to the AMP?

I'll trade info on Seattle if your interested.

2H

$160-170 depending on where you go. Chinese apartments are $160. Storefront will be $70+tip.

**Twohands1212** · 10-25-10 23:15

Hey all,

Going to be in town on business here soon; and I plan to rtff, but real quick what's the damage out there for a fun trip to the AMP?

I'll trade info on Seattle if your interested.

2H

**Antonio** · 10-25-10 22:34

Jessica, the manager, said that Anna had left, but was vague as to whether it was for a vacation, personal business, or something else (maybe the management got hip to the extra service and asked her to leave. Anyone have any intel as to where she may have relocated to? Certainly a great loss to the community. Please pm me or post online if you spot her somewhere.

**PhillipK1** · 10-25-10 19:41

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

My feeling is that if you're going to be vague about location and results then what's the point? .... So, if it's true that these posts are resulting in crackdowns then everyone might as well just quit posting them on any level .... The most absurd are the senior members who come to post things like, "Just had a great massage and FS ending" but then go on to explain that they won't say where, what, or with who unless you already know where, what and with who. Gee, thanks.

More or less seconded. I get that no one wants to get a provider or MP in trouble, and more details increases the chance of that. Then again, <I some</I details can increase business for the good providers, hopefully starving out the crappy ones in a sexual Darwinian thing. (Not literally starving, of course) I've never seen a girl without several reviews, not just to stay away from LE, but to make sure my limited funds are spent having a great time.

We should be sharing info, not just to stay safe, but to reward solid providers and get rid of the thieves, liars, and scammers.