Massage Parlor Reports

**Pna** · 10-26-10 11:50

I'm reading all the back-and-forth about whether to post or not, times being what they are with stings and elections coming up, etc.

Here is my take: Yes, most of the hard-core hobbyists here are going to keep their mouths shut about their ATFs, and even their epic wins, because they don't want Uncle Leo finding out and fucking up a good thing. Yes, the guys without that info are not going to do as well and kvetch that the purpose of this forum is sharing info.

Here's the take-away point: WE WARN EACH OTHER ABOUT RIP-OFFS!

Newbies and LTLs and hard-core mongers all can pretty much agree that the girls who perform poor or no service for the money should be outed, and if Uncle goes to hassle THEM...WHO CARES?

So, guys, by all means keep your ATFs to yourselves or share them on the back channel, but post your fails or disappointments so the rest of the kids can at least save some money (which presumably will find it's way to the GOOD providers not prominently mentioned here, where Uncle can see it.)

The game is changing, for the time being anyway. And we need to change our tactics to keep up. There's a whole WORLD of providers advertising out there. If this board becomes, at least temporarily, a place that let's the monger know who to AVOID then I believe it's purpose will be served.

Just my 0.02.

Pna

**Bhorg** · 10-26-10 11:14

Not sure if this is for Evanston / Skokie or Chicago. I've seen mention of it in both, so I'll drop this here (also, the south side of the street there IS Chicago, so I guess that's fair.

Called Cal / Touhy MP. Girl answered said "This location is already closed. We have another at Lincoln / Belmont". She wouldn't give me any other info.

Guess we got them too popular too fast.

**Bhorg** · 10-26-10 11:03

Report #2 today.

Ad for a new salon on BP.

Went Sunday morning.

Cute 40 y / o Asian MT answers the door. Friendly, great body, nice rack, fair English.

$60 at door.

No screening here of any kind. So I was a little concerned it was legit.

Massage was very good.7/10. She chatted a little, nicely.5 minutes in there was significant teasing. I was uncovered for the back massage. Lots of attention to the butt, pressing her legs into my hand, brushing against my back with her chest. I followed and felt her legs and ass a little. When I got to her ass, she repositioned, so I took a hint. Damn, I'm smooth.

On the flip, she covers, so I'm back to thinking this is more legit, but I'm confused. There was a fair amount of teasing to the chest, more of her tits (fully clothed) on my face and chest, just a little teasing to the thighs. Still, good massage.

So, she says she's done with the massage. I ask, "Can you do a little more? " She says, no, she'll get in trouble, with a big smile and a giggle. So I say, I'm not LE, I can't get you in trouble, I'd love to pay you for some more attention. She replies, "you can do that, if you want". She makes no move to walk away. She's all smiles and giggles. I was totally confused. If there were no extras, and they were legit, she could have been a little more definitive about that. I told her that if she did not want to do extra, that was ok, the massage was nice, but I wanted to pay her for more. She essentially giggled.

I presume that this is a jack-shack, or the boss is watching and doesn't want extras, or it was my first time and they wait for repeat business to provide extras. I dunno.

Anyway, if more was on the menu, I'd totally go back. She was very friendly, very cute (especially the body, and gave nice massage for $60. Hell, I might go back for a rub and a flirt.

Anybody else have better luck here, or know more about this place? It's not far from work for me, so it would be nice to have a friendly place to be a regular.

**Bhorg** · 10-26-10 10:49

First report on here, so please bear with me:

I called the BP ad. It was pretty close to work, price was right, so I thought I would give it a shot.

She starts dirty talking, poorly, on the phone. Scheduled me for an afternoon appointment. I show up to apartment, after a few minutes she answers the door.

1. She was really ugly. Maybe there are several girls there (they advertise 4 and 6 hand massage, so I suppose there are, but this girl (didn't catch a name) was / shudder, not good.

2. She said she needed 10 more minutes (I had a 2:00 apt and it was 2:10 already)

3. She answered the door with a hand obviously covered in lotion / lube.

So I said "Uh, yeah, I'll come back later" and I bailed.

I guess you get what you pay for fellas.

**Nighthawk55** · 10-26-10 09:56

Originally Posted by Phillipk1 [View Original Post]

More or less seconded. I get that no one wants to get a provider or MP in trouble, and more details increases the chance of that.

There is no need to disclose here the details of what you do or don't get. The details of whether or not you get a HE, BJ or FS are retarded to discuss in writing here.

The real topics to be discussed are:

- Were the pics accurate?

- If not, was the provider still acceptable?

- Was the place a dump?

- Did the place feel safe?

- Were "expected services provided". A simple yes or no.

- Would you return?

That is ALL that is really required here. Any more detail is simply bragging and does nothing for providers or other mongers. It is all about stroking your own ego at the RISK of providers and fellow mongers.

There simply is no reason to get into details beyond that.

Some will say that what I have listed above isn't enough information. To that I say "grow up". We are not shopping for a blu-ray player on Amazon. This isn't ePinions. You are ALWAYS going to have to make an informed guess and judge if you do or do not want to see a provider. A sure thing is never going to be handed to you on a plate. So grow a set and get in the game or stay at home and sit on the bench.

**Bill R** · 10-26-10 06:24

Originally Posted by Twohands1212 [View Original Post]

Hey all,

Going to be in town on business here soon; and I plan to rtff, but real quick what's the damage out there for a fun trip to the AMP?

I'll trade info on Seattle if your interested.

2H

$160-170 depending on where you go. Chinese apartments are $160. Storefront will be $70+tip.

**Twohands1212** · 10-25-10 23:15

Hey all,

Going to be in town on business here soon; and I plan to rtff, but real quick what's the damage out there for a fun trip to the AMP?

I'll trade info on Seattle if your interested.

2H

**Antonio** · 10-25-10 22:34

Jessica, the manager, said that Anna had left, but was vague as to whether it was for a vacation, personal business, or something else (maybe the management got hip to the extra service and asked her to leave. Anyone have any intel as to where she may have relocated to? Certainly a great loss to the community. Please pm me or post online if you spot her somewhere.

**PhillipK1** · 10-25-10 19:41

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

My feeling is that if you're going to be vague about location and results then what's the point? .... So, if it's true that these posts are resulting in crackdowns then everyone might as well just quit posting them on any level .... The most absurd are the senior members who come to post things like, "Just had a great massage and FS ending" but then go on to explain that they won't say where, what, or with who unless you already know where, what and with who. Gee, thanks.

More or less seconded. I get that no one wants to get a provider or MP in trouble, and more details increases the chance of that. Then again, <I some</I details can increase business for the good providers, hopefully starving out the crappy ones in a sexual Darwinian thing. (Not literally starving, of course) I've never seen a girl without several reviews, not just to stay away from LE, but to make sure my limited funds are spent having a great time.

We should be sharing info, not just to stay safe, but to reward solid providers and get rid of the thieves, liars, and scammers.

**Mitsom** · 10-25-10 16:29

Almost had my first strike out at a place in the Chinatown area that I regular. Girl said "no, no, I don't know you" when I pointed to mr. Happy after she said massage was finished. Had never had her before. I insisted that I always get HE there but she kept saying no. However, I convinced her despite her standing there pretending to be afraid to touch it. It was actually pretty nice because I get the idea she doesn't do that often or at all.

She definitely made it clear from the start there would be no extra's and she was the first in many times to this place that did so. Then I come on here to report and see there are some crack-downs and everyone acting weird about giving out info. So I guess I won't either.

My feeling is that if you're going to be vague about location and results then what's the point? Some of you say it's not ok to give details then proceed to go off into a barrage of acronyms explaining exactly what services you received and from who as if the police haven't figured out the "code". Ohh, yeah, they'll never figure out that HE means "happy ending" or that BJ means "blow job". Others say things like, "I went to that place by the thing and got you know what from you know who. " Um, no I don't. That's why I'm here.

So, if it's true that these posts are resulting in crackdowns then everyone might as well just quit posting them on any level. I posted a pretty detailed post on Elegant a while back and can't help wondering if it is part of what got them shut down. But although I was detailed, LE gets the same info as they would have from the laughable "code", I just made it more colorful. And like I said if you're going to be so vague to where the info is un actionable then what's the point?

The most absurd are the senior members who come to post things like, "Just had a great massage and FS ending" but then go on to explain that they won't say where, what, or with who unless you already know where, what and with who. Gee, thanks.

So, I've got my favorite place and I guess from now on I just keep my mouth shut about it.

Just my.02

**Nudus81** · 10-25-10 12:23

Does anyone have recommendations for an outcall massage provider who can discretely come to my office? I am frequently the only one here and would like to get a FS massage similar to what I would get at the AMP / LMT. Feel free to PM me any info or post what you can publicly.

Thanks

**Luvulongtime** · 10-25-10 09:55

Rtr.

One of the thing about us "oldsters" (I am a LTL) is that we don't readily divulge so much information as to give LE a piece of candy. We follow the 'oldster' rules of being respectful of the providers and ensure that they will want to stay around and provide, lest take chances and have their entire menu placed out in the open for all to see.

Something that the 'youngsters' who are running into brick walls should keep in mind.

Originally Posted by Rtr111 [View Original Post]

I was by this shop last week and the sign on the door gave instructions to call a phone number if there was no answer at the door. The phone had a stock recording stating that the phone has been disconnected. This place was or had been connected to Elegant on 26th. There may be a connection to their closing but maybe not. There is a third MP that had a connection but is still open. If you don't know what I'm talking about I apologize but I won't give out that information in an open forum, seeing what is going on out there to the reliable MPs.

It's to bad that that we have apparently lost two more MPs. I think that it is fair to say that owners of establishments like Rose, Copper Tan, and Archer Spa may be following a safer business model which refuses to give permission to the girls to make a little extra money. I know that some of the girls in these places may brake the house rules but there are NO guarantees that these girls will take a chance with every guy that comes in the door. It really helps to be an oldster in this game. Old = safe to the trade.

**Sandy27** · 10-24-10 20:31

This is good legit SPA, all girls know there trade. The quality of place and massage is really good. They open late. The asian girls stay late others you need an early appointment. Enjoying the legit part so haven't tried for mileage.

Originally Posted by Mishima [View Original Post]

There was one report back to July on this fairly new spa close to paulina and HK spa.

You could always find its information on CL. It started business about one year ago.

I went there cuase I saw two young girls there when I stop by one day.

Also, few days ago, I saw open sign at 10 pm. This imples they have good business, maybe.

Txxx is a young skinny girl I want to try, but unluckily she was with another monger.

She wears jean every time I saw her.

Then I refused to get massage by a bigger asian, owner recommend her hard massage to me.

Finally, Faxxa was my provider that day.

Her massage was OK (6.5/10, and spoke fluent English. She kept me covered all the time.

And door was not fully closed. I don't know it's a game cause I am a 1st time visitor (or her 1st time customer)

Or this is actually a legit place. (in chinatown area? )

Please pm if you have suggestions on this place.

Two other russians sisters and one latina are working there. But probably call before you visit.

They don't have regular schedule, and girls only work 4 days a week.

Door is.65, I left.1 for tip and got a.05 off card for next time visit.

Place is really clean. And they use paper sheet one the bed.

I didn't try shower.

On my way home, few family gathering in front of Xuxx spa. Usually, every afternoon around 3 to 5, people are talking there. I don't think it's a good thing for a spa. They see so many customers in and out.

**PussyPoker** · 10-23-10 15:10

Melt your stress away with a warm, soothing massage for your tired, aching muscles. We use a combination of Swedish, Deep tissue and Soft touch. We offer you your own private room with heated massage table. We have oils, candles and music to fit the mood. See why our clients say we have "The best hands in the business". All of our sessions are incalls and by appointment only. We have two friendly Asian therapists with great personalities ready to serve you! Schedule your appointment today by calling me direct at 630-276-9669. My time slots fill up fast!

Rate Chart (Incalls only) (No 30 minute sessions)

Time Price

4 Hand Special! (60 minutes) $100

60 minutes $70

90 minutes $100

We are located in Elmhurst and are close by the following cities: Villa Park, Lombard, Hillside, Addison, Oakbrook Terrace

Butterfield at Avery, 60126

Anyone have any info. I have an appointment for Monday night. Just want to know what to expect.

**Juggy Gales** · 10-22-10 23:40

I usually don't report cause all my visits are to mainly the same places and I always get whats expected. The latin places are nice at times. They are younger which is a plus, but they have a few of the plumpers that feel they should and will charge what the hot ones do. I have asked to see whats available and if anyone else was free and was told noone was so I leave. Knowing what I'm going there for I should and will pick and choose for that price. I can say though the little plumper (30.00 CL) that gave me my last massage did try her hardest at working out the kinks as well as spent time massaging my ass cheeks which actually felt really good.

Massage school people you can find them under shaving on CL. They have two spots the downtown location as well as the lakeview area. Stand up shower in lakeview, as well as the room they put me in had sheets and towels hanging off of the walking bar. There is an apt upstairs that people are extremely loud in, so don't plan on an quiet experience.2 of the last AMPs I went to seemed to be upset with the tip I have given, this is the same I have always given for the same experience, she even said I make you feel good you have no more. No were in a recession I told her, She then said you give me more next time.

I wish I could find my old favorite from Lisunia, it would make me complete again.