Massage Parlor Reports

[KrDoggy]

Think Brisa will clean up the scheduling and service issues, they read this stuff.

Well that's awkward. I was the other Yuki appointment. 15 m Into it, Yuki starts yelling through the door at Mia, and furiously texting while telling me to keep going, then says someone else will come be with me. I said I made the appointment, she stayed. Unexpectedly popped 20 m into my hour, Yuki rushed out after offering a 2nd pop with Mia, Mia came in, demanded more money, talked me into 3/5 for a BBBJ that was 5 seconds long and the most unenthusiastic HJ in human history. Yuki came back and did a few minutes of 4 h then disappeared again. Mia was pretty rude and seemed generally annoyed to be there. At that point my mood was fried and was suspicious Mia would mess with my wallet during cleanup. Skipped the 2nd pop, left. Mia not worth it at all.

Ocean spa and their demands for more $$ once in the room was honestly not as bad as this round at Brisa. Won't be back until this rotation is gone. There was also a smell of old cabbage or broccoli permeating the place.

Brisa flew to close to the sun, and like Icarus, is crashing to the ground.

[TheGride]

Same thing happened to me last week. Spent 10 minutes with the tall one (Yuki? Some talking among them between the thin walls, then she asked if I had an appointment while my face was buried in her little kitty. Said no, she left, then Mia came in (who I personally thought was pretty good looking and we spent a great hour together). In all fairness I did not make an appointment, so that's my bad if I screwed it up for anyone else who did have one. I'm a spur of the moment type of guy.

I love Brisa, not at 1030 tho. Got to get there sooner before the rest of you.

Well that's awkward. I was the other Yuki appointment. 15 m Into it, Yuki starts yelling through the door at Mia, and furiously texting while telling me to keep going, then says someone else will come be with me. I said I made the appointment, she stayed.

[Mountainmonger]

Had the weirdest situation at Brisa. Won't write up a novel but was a classic case of double booking. Thought I had booked for Yuki but she had another monger at the same time. Brought in Mia in the interim and Yuki said she would service that that guy and then come back to me. Should've just walked there but had already made the drive.

Mia. Not worth at all. Short, mommy damage, no ass, stubble down below, no English, basically no massage. Terrible BBBJ and then wanted additional money even though I already gave $$ to Yuki. She eventually left and I was just waiting for Yuki.

Yuki was everything others said. About 5 7, slim, long black hair, b-c cups, great BBBJ. Whoever said she looks like Katana is spot on. Asked about BBFS and was told an extra $ but no cip, $$ extra for cip. Those numbers snapped me back to reality so we threw the cover on and went at it.

I think if I came back this month I would actually see Crystal. Not the hottest I've ever seen but could tell she was energetic as hell through the walls LOL.

*This post is fictional and is for entertainment purposes only.

Well that's awkward. I was the other Yuki appointment. 15 m Into it, Yuki starts yelling through the door at Mia, and furiously texting while telling me to keep going, then says someone else will come be with me. I said I made the appointment, she stayed. Unexpectedly popped 20 m into my hour, Yuki rushed out after offering a 2nd pop with Mia, Mia came in, demanded more money, talked me into 3/5 for a BBBJ that was 5 seconds long and the most unenthusiastic HJ in human history. Yuki came back and did a few minutes of 4 h then disappeared again. Mia was pretty rude and seemed generally annoyed to be there. At that point my mood was fried and was suspicious Mia would mess with my wallet during cleanup. Skipped the 2nd pop, left. Mia not worth it at all.

Ocean spa and their demands for more $$ once in the room was honestly not as bad as this round at Brisa. Won't be back until this rotation is gone. There was also a smell of old cabbage or broccoli permeating the place.

Brisa flew to close to the sun, and like Icarus, is crashing to the ground.

[WhyNot96]

Had the weirdest situation at Brisa. Won't write up a novel but was a classic case of double booking. Thought I had booked for Yuki but she had another monger at the same time. Brought in Mia in the interim and Yuki said she would service that that guy and then come back to me. Should've just walked there but had already made the drive.

Mia. Not worth at all. Short, mommy damage, no ass, stubble down below, no English, basically no massage. Terrible BBBJ and then wanted additional money even though I already gave $$ to Yuki. She eventually left and I was just waiting for Yuki.

Yuki was everything others said. About 5 7, slim, long black hair, b-c cups, great BBBJ. Whoever said she looks like Katana is spot on. Asked about BBFS and was told an extra $ but no cip, $$ extra for cip. Those numbers snapped me back to reality so we threw the cover on and went at it.

I think if I came back this month I would actually see Crystal. Not the hottest I've ever seen but could tell she was energetic as hell through the walls LOL.

*This post is fictional and is for entertainment purposes only.

[Shogun Hua]

Yuki definitely got mad though! Not the first time someone got mad at me for taking too long.

I think the reason why a provider gets frustrated is because the guest has occasional issues for not being able to get off. Maybe he is doing it intentionally, like watching too much porn or jerking off just before going in for a massage? Yuki has always been a sweet heart to me and very sexy.

[Twcaus]

Not sure what happened to Yuki the other day based on the earlier review, but when I saw Yuki last week, she was a total sweetheart for the entire hour.

Although the tallest girl I've ever seen (5'8 maybe), but Yuki is in good shape with nice tits and ass that are nice to lay your hands on.

As I always skipped massage, thus really enjoyed the DFK, BBBJ / BLS / DT, TUMA+, 69, main event, FF, then CIM, a typical unforgettable Brisa GFE+PSE experience.

Met Crystal and Mia on my way out, will definitely give Crystal a try (or perhaps a 4-hand with Yuki) on my next visit this weekend.

F 8 B 8 S 9 A 9.

[KrDoggy]

I had a poor experience this morning first thing at another spa, ended up leaving somewhat pissed and feeling like the morning was ruined.

Decided to see if Brisa could turn things around and management recommended I see Crystal. I arrived at 11 am and she was there and ready, very slim, nice bolt-ons, stunning face, and long hair cascading around her face in curls. She is model pretty. I don't think of Brisa as the place for a massage, but since we didn't know each other I just started in standard face-down position and was pleasantly surprised by a very nice and complete massage for 30 minutes. This girl is very slight so we are not talking deep tissue, but by far the best massage I have had at Brisa.

Flip happens and the dress comes off and she looks even better, not boney, rack looks good, and the knowing smile is very helpful. She started a standard body to body rub while I am on my back and at some point I got a nipple in my mouth and got a nice little moan of pleasure. We are still strangers at this point. I interrupted the body rub and asked her to lay on her back and started doing DATY, which tends to be an ice breaker with me. Within 10 minutes or so Crystal and I have become intimate friends, lots of movement, lots of grabbing my hair and positioning my head. We switch to 69 and she had a very strong head game with DT basically we are both working enthusiastically. She finally jumps up and provides more excellent DT. I'm ready get in her now. She puts the cover on and does fairly intense ACG, switch to K9, could have popped but wanted more, switch again to mish and looked that lovely face and DFKed to finish.

As mentioned we are now close friends, She cleaned me up and jumped on the table to cuddle and bemoaned the long massage and indicated she would like more sex next time. Ok then, more Brisa style.

All I can say is thank you Crystal and Brisa, all my troubles are forgotten, you took a bad day and turned it into a good one.

[JKim141]

Yuki being so open to BBFS is a huge red flag. I don't ever opt for it but in a horny primal rage went for it with her. Hoping my clean test results after her were accurate ahahahaimindangerhahaha.

Yeah I don't trust any of these girls which is why I go for BBJCIM or HJ only! I know BJs still have risk but way lower than through the vagine LOL. All of this in my dreams of course.

[Captainpussymo]

Yuki being so open to BBFS is a huge red flag. I don't ever opt for it but in a horny primal rage went for it with her. Hoping my clean test results after her were accurate ahahahaimindangerhahaha.

Hopefully you pissed right afterwards.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Thanks for the responses. I'll give QQ a shot! I saw CiCi like a week ago but you are probably right. She only said "fuck me next time" but didn't say whether that included protection or not. Yuki definitely got mad though! Not the first time someone got mad at me for taking too long.

Yuki being so open to BBFS is a huge red flag. I don't ever opt for it but in a horny primal rage went for it with her. Hoping my clean test results after her were accurate ahahahaimindangerhahaha.

[JKim141]

Mia would have been a great answer for the quality massage you are seeking. I think she is a knockout but sounds like you need a young one. Great massage usually comes from more experienced girls. Try out QQ just down the way, Shana (another knockout) fits your bill but sounds once again too old. Good news is that Shana only brings in girls that are good at massage. Maybe she has a young one for you.

CiCi has not worked for 3-4 days and I'm dubious about your BBFS comment, we've come very close a few times and she is always adamant about the cover. In general Maple is not a BBFS shop, but obviously exceptions happen.

Yuki getting mad at you sounds strange too.

Thanks for the responses. I'll give QQ a shot! I saw CiCi like a week ago but you are probably right. She only said "fuck me next time" but didn't say whether that included protection or not. Yuki definitely got mad though! Not the first time someone got mad at me for taking too long.

[KrDoggy]

CiCi just wanted you to drop another $ for full service, which trust me would not have been bare. Sounds like she did the work for you though. You are just asking for a weird menu. Also, it does get busy there but she is always clean for me, but then I try hard not to catch her right after another dude.

QQ and Shana sound like your ticket, she is 9/10, what is wrong with a slightly older lady? No BBJ or CIM forthcoming however. But great massage and HE, she is the best I know. There are a ton of places with good massages and HE, the unicorn thing is expecting a young girl to be down for that and skilled enough.

Based on the reviews here I decided to visit Cici at Maple. I could hear her moaning while waiting for her in another room. As soon as she was done with him she came to my room which was a 30 min wait. Massage was all over the place and she obviously did not know what she was doing. After about 20 minutes of massage she was begging for BBFS but I only wanted BBJCIM. She obviously didn't have time to clean up after herself after the previous session anyways so I hope you guys are being safe out there. .5 for the house and $.5 for the rest. She never gave up even though I am very resilient and she succeeded after about 20 minutes of nonstop effort. All in all I give her looks a solid 8/10, massage 4/10, service 9/10 (-1 because I don't trust her cleanliness), and age is probably 35+.

After reading more reviews I decided to visit Lotus to see Mia. I don't know how you are estimating people's ages but she is definitely 35+ leaning towards mid 40's. I was not interested so I tried to leave and she kept asking me to stay and try someone else. Next came Bebe. She was younger and had a very seductive look in her eyes but remembering some people constantly being uncharged by her I decided to just leave. I went to Brisa next hoping to meet Crystal but she was not available. Instead I was led to Yuki.

Yuki looks younger for sure. Probably early 30's. She is slim and has a somewhat plain face. She was obsessed with kissing and demanded $$ for BBJCIM after. 6 for the house fee. I said hell no. She was pretty adamant about it and kept trying to convince me while stroking me but I refused and contemplated walking from here too. She then asked how much I had and I said $.4. She pouted about it but agreed to proceed. There was no massage and she just went straight to business. Honestly, she has amazing BJ skills but I am resilient. After about 10 minutes of effort she climbed on top of me and was trying to put it in BBFS but I kept refusing. She was really wet which surprised me. She eventually went back to BJ and after another 10 minutes of effort she gave up and said fuck you! I finished myself and she gave me a decent massage for 5 minutes and kicked me out. I give her looks a 6/10, massage 7/10, and service 5/10.

[KrDoggy]

Mia would have been a great answer for the quality massage you are seeking. I think she is a knockout but sounds like you need a young one. Great massage usually comes from more experienced girls. Try out QQ just down the way, Shana (another knockout) fits your bill but sounds once again too old. Good news is that Shana only brings in girls that are good at massage. Maybe she has a young one for you.

CiCi has not worked for 3-4 days and I'm dubious about your BBFS comment, we've come very close a few times and she is always adamant about the cover. In general Maple is not a BBFS shop, but obviously exceptions happen.

Yuki getting mad at you sounds strange too.

Based on the reviews here I decided to visit Cici at Maple. I could hear her moaning while waiting for her in another room. As soon as she was done with him she came to my room which was a 30 min wait. Massage was all over the place and she obviously did not know what she was doing. After about 20 minutes of massage she was begging for BBFS but I only wanted BBJCIM. She obviously didn't have time to clean up after herself after the previous session anyways so I hope you guys are being safe out there. .5 for the house and $.5 for the rest. She never gave up even though I am very resilient and she succeeded after about 20 minutes of nonstop effort. All in all I give her looks a solid 8/10, massage 4/10, service 9/10 (-1 because I don't trust her cleanliness), and age is probably 35+.

After reading more reviews I decided to visit Lotus to see Mia. I don't know how you are estimating people's ages but she is definitely 35+ leaning towards mid 40's. I was not interested so I tried to leave and she kept asking me to stay and try someone else. Next came Bebe. She was younger and had a very seductive look in her eyes but remembering some people constantly being uncharged by her I decided to just leave. I went to Brisa next hoping to meet Crystal but she was not available. Instead I was led to Yuki.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Went by Lotus to see an ATF, I knew two were working there, and who answers the door but Bebe, the young petite TUMA fiend. Gorgeous too.

She joins Mia (aka Summer from JM) who is also young, beautiful, and fantastic at every kind of service (no BBFS to my knowledge). Top tier massage and BJ.

Finally you have uber MILF Nana, every bit as attractive as the first two, a bit more voluptuous, and also a service queen.

I could just camp out there for the week or month and be extremely happy.

Good report. Always love to know the whereabouts of BeiBei ♥ love me some of her TUMA.

[JKim141]

Based on the reviews here I decided to visit Cici at Maple. I could hear her moaning while waiting for her in another room. As soon as she was done with him she came to my room which was a 30 min wait. Massage was all over the place and she obviously did not know what she was doing. After about 20 minutes of massage she was begging for BBFS but I only wanted BBJCIM. She obviously didn't have time to clean up after herself after the previous session anyways so I hope you guys are being safe out there. .5 for the house and $.5 for the rest. She never gave up even though I am very resilient and she succeeded after about 20 minutes of nonstop effort. All in all I give her looks a solid 8/10, massage 4/10, service 9/10 (-1 because I don't trust her cleanliness), and age is probably 35+.

After reading more reviews I decided to visit Lotus to see Mia. I don't know how you are estimating people's ages but she is definitely 35+ leaning towards mid 40's. I was not interested so I tried to leave and she kept asking me to stay and try someone else. Next came Bebe. She was younger and had a very seductive look in her eyes but remembering some people constantly being uncharged by her I decided to just leave. I went to Brisa next hoping to meet Crystal but she was not available. Instead I was led to Yuki.

Yuki looks younger for sure. Probably early 30's. She is slim and has a somewhat plain face. She was obsessed with kissing and demanded $$ for BBJCIM after. 6 for the house fee. I said hell no. She was pretty adamant about it and kept trying to convince me while stroking me but I refused and contemplated walking from here too. She then asked how much I had and I said $.4. She pouted about it but agreed to proceed. There was no massage and she just went straight to business. Honestly, she has amazing BJ skills but I am resilient. After about 10 minutes of effort she climbed on top of me and was trying to put it in BBFS but I kept refusing. She was really wet which surprised me. She eventually went back to BJ and after another 10 minutes of effort she gave up and said fuck you! I finished myself and she gave me a decent massage for 5 minutes and kicked me out. I give her looks a 6/10, massage 7/10, and service 5/10.

After that last experience I ask you all to help me find a unicorn. What I am looking for is a 10/10 (or close) massage from a <35 year old with at least an 8/10 in looks and all I want is a HE. I've asked for HEs from the types of places mentioned above but they all see it as a waste of their time and a missed opportunity to get more money for providing other services and that ends up being a bad time for everyone. Anyways, if you know anyone that fits the bill anywhere from Olympia to Seattle / Bellevue I would super appreciate it!

The events described were all a dream and purely fiction.