Massage Parlor Reports

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Went by Lotus to see an ATF, I knew two were working there, and who answers the door but Bebe, the young petite TUMA fiend. Gorgeous too.

She joins Mia (aka Summer from JM) who is also young, beautiful, and fantastic at every kind of service (no BBFS to my knowledge). Top tier massage and BJ.

Finally you have uber MILF Nana, every bit as attractive as the first two, a bit more voluptuous, and also a service queen.

I could just camp out there for the week or month and be extremely happy.

Good report. Always love to know the whereabouts of BeiBei ♥ love me some of her TUMA.

[JKim141]

Based on the reviews here I decided to visit Cici at Maple. I could hear her moaning while waiting for her in another room. As soon as she was done with him she came to my room which was a 30 min wait. Massage was all over the place and she obviously did not know what she was doing. After about 20 minutes of massage she was begging for BBFS but I only wanted BBJCIM. She obviously didn't have time to clean up after herself after the previous session anyways so I hope you guys are being safe out there. .5 for the house and $.5 for the rest. She never gave up even though I am very resilient and she succeeded after about 20 minutes of nonstop effort. All in all I give her looks a solid 8/10, massage 4/10, service 9/10 (-1 because I don't trust her cleanliness), and age is probably 35+.

After reading more reviews I decided to visit Lotus to see Mia. I don't know how you are estimating people's ages but she is definitely 35+ leaning towards mid 40's. I was not interested so I tried to leave and she kept asking me to stay and try someone else. Next came Bebe. She was younger and had a very seductive look in her eyes but remembering some people constantly being uncharged by her I decided to just leave. I went to Brisa next hoping to meet Crystal but she was not available. Instead I was led to Yuki.

Yuki looks younger for sure. Probably early 30's. She is slim and has a somewhat plain face. She was obsessed with kissing and demanded $$ for BBJCIM after. 6 for the house fee. I said hell no. She was pretty adamant about it and kept trying to convince me while stroking me but I refused and contemplated walking from here too. She then asked how much I had and I said $.4. She pouted about it but agreed to proceed. There was no massage and she just went straight to business. Honestly, she has amazing BJ skills but I am resilient. After about 10 minutes of effort she climbed on top of me and was trying to put it in BBFS but I kept refusing. She was really wet which surprised me. She eventually went back to BJ and after another 10 minutes of effort she gave up and said fuck you! I finished myself and she gave me a decent massage for 5 minutes and kicked me out. I give her looks a 6/10, massage 7/10, and service 5/10.

After that last experience I ask you all to help me find a unicorn. What I am looking for is a 10/10 (or close) massage from a <35 year old with at least an 8/10 in looks and all I want is a HE. I've asked for HEs from the types of places mentioned above but they all see it as a waste of their time and a missed opportunity to get more money for providing other services and that ends up being a bad time for everyone. Anyways, if you know anyone that fits the bill anywhere from Olympia to Seattle / Bellevue I would super appreciate it!

The events described were all a dream and purely fiction.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Good call, I realize they just found a cure for AIDS, but still think raw dogging hoes with body counts well over 1000, many of those BBFS, is an odd popular fetish in this town. Stay safe, or don't I guess.

Yeah I agree. Little head has taken command at that point and couldn't say no to no up charge. I'm all clean, but safe to say I won't be doing that again. There's a whole section for BBFS and it seems to be more active than the AMP sections between here and Seattle forum.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Wow bared free of charge, you must have some good connection with mms to get this lvl of service. Are you who I think you are, based on writing style strongly believe you r the famous Aussie fury, welcome back.

LOL nope. Though I wish, I don't have a fraction of the notoriety that AF has at shops! He's got a new pseudonym on the forum. If you're a friend of big monkey, he'll let ya know LOL.

Again, Bare isn't EVER a go to for me considering the risk due to the volume at AMP's. I've never went bare when paying for fun. The only time I'd consider it is with an agency girl. The only reason I chose to with Yuki is.

1. It was no charge to me outside of the 2 benjis I'd already put down with crystal.

2. The primal urge and blue balls crystal left me with had my little head taking command of executive functions LOL.

3. I think she was feeling extra generous that crystal was on the rag and I had to wait for Yuki. They even offered me a duo / round 2 with Yuki while crystal does what Mother Nature allowed at the time. But once I turned that down they offered me box of donuts on my way out. So they seemed to be extra generous that day.

[Kinkaid69]

What the total damage for brisa? Is yuki the only one offering BBFS?

200, up front, all inccluded. We set the price, not the shops, don't offer more.

[Original703]

I wondered when we'd begin guessing AF's pseudonym.

My guess is Panda888.

Wow bared free of charge, you must have some good connection with mms to get this lvl of service. Are you who I think you are, based on writing style strongly believe you r the famous Aussie fury, welcome back.

I FINALLY made my way over to Brisa this morning and the hype is real. My oh my.

Today was my lucky day, or so I thought. Because at the time I went this morning I was the only one out in the parking lot. Or so I thought.

To my surprise, A gentleman followed in almost directly behind me. I thought that was a bit rude but also a bit funny...

[GameMaker007]

What the total damage for brisa? Is yuki the only one offering BBFS?

[Captainpussymo]

Took a little break in between, she offered BBFS for extra, little head was hell yeah, it would be awesome to pump her beautiful kitty bared. When the cover was about to be off, big head came in to stop it, the idea of catching smt for life hit the pause button. Too chicken to do it at my current stage of life, the risk is too high for the reward; Guess will stick to cover.....

Good call, I realize they just found a cure for AIDS, but still think raw dogging hoes with body counts well over 1000, many of those BBFS, is an odd popular fetish in this town. Stay safe, or don't I guess.

[KrDoggy]

At Maple in Federal Way, CiCi not there (maybe North?) so Ivy and the new girl whose name I can't remember. Young and cute with big knockers though.

Easy call for me, Ivy does not work in the shop that often, you have to see her when you can. She is stupendously good, her look practically gets me off, and her skills are top tier.

I think just there a few days till CiCi gets back. Do not miss.

[IstlFun]

It was a long drive to the south to see her, the trip was worth it bcuz she is a gem. My exp with her was as good as other reports here, she took rlly good care of me. We both were excited to see each other. The new shop is looking better than good, newer and more spacious. The shower though it's smaller, no shower fun but doable. After the shower, she started a slow BBBJ, mixed with DT and bls for straight for 15-20 mins, jr was dripping wet. If I had not stopped her, she could go on a whole hr. We then went straight to business with cover on and hard core pounding for all the remain times we had in all positions. Took a little break in between, she offered BBFS for extra, little head was hell yeah, it would be awesome to pump her beautiful kitty bared. When the cover was about to be off, big head came in to stop it, the idea of catching smt for life hit the pause button. Too chicken to do it at my current stage of life, the risk is too high for the reward; Guess will stick to cover. With the time left, continued the pounding and blast a big load on her tata. Another thing was didn't attempt daty since the cat is out of the bag. Despite this the appt was awesome, left the place happily and asked mms to please rotate her to the north shops.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

. She really meant what she said and she BARED all of herself to me and showed me all of her tricks. All the alphabet acronyms with the exception of TUMA. She's a cock worship queen and knew her way around down there. She's got a pretty little kitty and a jiggly ass that looks amazing when pounding it doggy.

Wow bared free of charge, you must have some good connection with mms to get this lvl of service. Are you who I think you are, based on writing style strongly believe you r the famous Aussie fury, welcome back.

[RedLeRoy933]

Spent some time with her this morning. Absolutely beautiful. 5'2 or so with a small heel. Long black hair and super soft skin. I'd put her at a large B and petite / toned. She was super playful and talkative. Started with LFK, exploring, and then bbj. Knowing it was going to be a short bust, I told her a second would be needed for more donation. Finished in the bag cg. She cleaned up and cuddled before walking out for a few minutes. She saw that I was ready for round 2 and immediately got back to bbj upon return. Add cg, missionary, prone bone, doggy before bbjcim. Crystal is vocal and puts in good work but wasn't open to BBFS today.

[KrDoggy]

CiCi out of commission a few days. Did not have a chance to try the new girl, I'll let someone else do the first review.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

. She apologized that Crystal is on the rag and that I had to wait for her with my hallway buddy, but promised me extra EXTRA special service. She really meant what she said and she BARED all of herself to me and showed me all of her tricks. All the alphabet acronyms with the exception of TUMA. She's a cock worship queen and knew her way around down there. She's got a pretty little kitty and a jiggly ass that looks amazing when pounding it doggy.

She really fulfilled my fomo that I had from not having made a visit to Brisa until today. Reading all why'all's reviews of the fantastic girls that've been through since it opened and not having had a try myself. She fulfilled my desires and got filled up in the process. Like I said, she really BARED her everything to me without asking any extra from me! Customer service is top shelf.

I had never taken this option at an AMP but I couldn't refuse her. A real sultry insatiable vibe Yuki has that had me dive right in. No regrets.

I will be back for Crystal, I'll make an appointment to guarantee my spot with her because they seem to honor them here. However I will also be making an appointment to the clinic to get checked out lmaoooo. I'm sure everything is alright, but it was a first for me at an AMP.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

I FINALLY made my way over to Brisa this morning and the hype is real. My oh my.

Today was my lucky day, or so I thought. Because at the time I went this morning I was the only one out in the parking lot. Or so I thought.

To my surprise, A gentleman followed in almost directly behind me. I thought that was a bit rude but also a bit funny. If ya get to the spot at the same time as another monger, whomever gets down first, the other should wait a moment in their car to avoid any awkward foyer moment where you're both there waiting for the gals to answer the doorbell.

If he did wait, it wasn't long enough because I had barely made it through the door and we had a moment with one another in the hallway outside of the rooms LOL. If you're reading this, hi bro LOL.

Anyways, I was taken by Crystal / Krista and good god she fits the bill of my taste. She's a true definition spinner. Petite as can be. I forgot who posted about looking for skinny, if you're reading this, she is it. Thin as a rail but with nice subtle curves behind and up top. Asian ass with Slightly larger bee stings and a drop dead gorgeous face to top it all off. She's a sweetheart and very chatty with decent English.

So I had said I thought it was my lucky day, after some LFK and hugging a bit, I did the exchange. The good ol Aussie 2 bill special, but to my dismay, she said it was her time of the month, but would be more than happy to service me with her mouth and hands. As much as she fit my bill of taste I had to pass. I had an overwhelming primal urge to pick her up and thrust myself inside of her and pound away. So I expressed my intention to walk but she was able to stop me with a VERY convincing proposal.

Deal was, stay, and we get naked and she massage me while my buddy from the hallway gets serviced by Yuki. Once they wrap up and Yuki gets cleaned up, she'd come give me a whole HOUR of her unbridled attention. Over an hour for the price of an one AND I get to experience two of the gals? Say less.

Crystal looks amazing and gives a pretty good massage. Really puts the work in. Good conversation. I will have to come back to scratch that primal urge to get at her.

After nearly half hour of a massage, I met Yuki. Yuki is as good as the recent reviews say. She's taller, like a good 5'9 to 5-10 tall! Tallest I've seen at an AMP. I'm a little over 6 foot and was surprised to not be looking down at her as far as I do with most AMP gals. If you know who the pornstar Katana is, Yuki is her doppelgänger with nice fake B cup tits I swear to god LOL. She's hot. Her English isn't as good and we used a translator for most of this conversation. She apologized that Crystal is on the rag and that I had to wait for her with my hallway buddy, but promised me extra EXTRA special service. She really meant what she said and she BARED all of herself to me and showed me all of her tricks. All the alphabet acronyms with the exception of TUMA. She's a cock worship queen and knew her way around down there. She's got a pretty little kitty and a jiggly ass that looks amazing when pounding it doggy.

[KrDoggy]

Went by Lotus to see an ATF, I knew two were working there, and who answers the door but Bebe, the young petite TUMA fiend. Gorgeous too.

She joins Mia (aka Summer from JM) who is also young, beautiful, and fantastic at every kind of service (no BBFS to my knowledge). Top tier massage and BJ.

Finally you have uber MILF Nana, every bit as attractive as the first two, a bit more voluptuous, and also a service queen.

I could just camp out there for the week or month and be extremely happy.