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09-09-25 19:23 #4744
Posts: 120Re-reading your post I agree you are just frustrating these FS shops.
CiCi just wanted you to drop another $ for full service, which trust me would not have been bare. Sounds like she did the work for you though. You are just asking for a weird menu. Also, it does get busy there but she is always clean for me, but then I try hard not to catch her right after another dude.
QQ and Shana sound like your ticket, she is 9/10, what is wrong with a slightly older lady? No BBJ or CIM forthcoming however. But great massage and HE, she is the best I know. There are a ton of places with good massages and HE, the unicorn thing is expecting a young girl to be down for that and skilled enough.
Originally Posted by JKim141 [View Original Post]
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09-09-25 18:26 #4743
Posts: 120Agree on the fiction part
Mia would have been a great answer for the quality massage you are seeking. I think she is a knockout but sounds like you need a young one. Great massage usually comes from more experienced girls. Try out QQ just down the way, Shana (another knockout) fits your bill but sounds once again too old. Good news is that Shana only brings in girls that are good at massage. Maybe she has a young one for you.
CiCi has not worked for 3-4 days and I'm dubious about your BBFS comment, we've come very close a few times and she is always adamant about the cover. In general Maple is not a BBFS shop, but obviously exceptions happen.
Yuki getting mad at you sounds strange too.
Originally Posted by JKim141 [View Original Post]
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09-09-25 17:44 #4742
Posts: 53Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]
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09-09-25 17:42 #4741
Posts: 17Unicorn Hunting. Reviews of Maple, Lotus, and Brisa.
Based on the reviews here I decided to visit Cici at Maple. I could hear her moaning while waiting for her in another room. As soon as she was done with him she came to my room which was a 30 min wait. Massage was all over the place and she obviously did not know what she was doing. After about 20 minutes of massage she was begging for BBFS but I only wanted BBJCIM. She obviously didn't have time to clean up after herself after the previous session anyways so I hope you guys are being safe out there. .5 for the house and $.5 for the rest. She never gave up even though I am very resilient and she succeeded after about 20 minutes of nonstop effort. All in all I give her looks a solid 8/10, massage 4/10, service 9/10 (-1 because I don't trust her cleanliness), and age is probably 35+.
After reading more reviews I decided to visit Lotus to see Mia. I don't know how you are estimating people's ages but she is definitely 35+ leaning towards mid 40's. I was not interested so I tried to leave and she kept asking me to stay and try someone else. Next came Bebe. She was younger and had a very seductive look in her eyes but remembering some people constantly being uncharged by her I decided to just leave. I went to Brisa next hoping to meet Crystal but she was not available. Instead I was led to Yuki.
Yuki looks younger for sure. Probably early 30's. She is slim and has a somewhat plain face. She was obsessed with kissing and demanded $$ for BBJCIM after. 6 for the house fee. I said hell no. She was pretty adamant about it and kept trying to convince me while stroking me but I refused and contemplated walking from here too. She then asked how much I had and I said $.4. She pouted about it but agreed to proceed. There was no massage and she just went straight to business. Honestly, she has amazing BJ skills but I am resilient. After about 10 minutes of effort she climbed on top of me and was trying to put it in BBFS but I kept refusing. She was really wet which surprised me. She eventually went back to BJ and after another 10 minutes of effort she gave up and said fuck you! I finished myself and she gave me a decent massage for 5 minutes and kicked me out. I give her looks a 6/10, massage 7/10, and service 5/10.
After that last experience I ask you all to help me find a unicorn. What I am looking for is a 10/10 (or close) massage from a <35 year old with at least an 8/10 in looks and all I want is a HE. I've asked for HEs from the types of places mentioned above but they all see it as a waste of their time and a missed opportunity to get more money for providing other services and that ends up being a bad time for everyone. Anyways, if you know anyone that fits the bill anywhere from Olympia to Seattle / Bellevue I would super appreciate it!
The events described were all a dream and purely fiction.
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09-09-25 17:41 #4740
Posts: 53Originally Posted by Captainpussymo [View Original Post]
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09-09-25 17:38 #4739
Posts: 53Originally Posted by IstlFun [View Original Post]
Again, Bare isn't EVER a go to for me considering the risk due to the volume at AMP's. I've never went bare when paying for fun. The only time I'd consider it is with an agency girl. The only reason I chose to with Yuki is.
1. It was no charge to me outside of the 2 benjis I'd already put down with crystal.
2. The primal urge and blue balls crystal left me with had my little head taking command of executive functions LOL.
3. I think she was feeling extra generous that crystal was on the rag and I had to wait for Yuki. They even offered me a duo / round 2 with Yuki while crystal does what Mother Nature allowed at the time. But once I turned that down they offered me box of donuts on my way out. So they seemed to be extra generous that day.
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09-09-25 11:25 #4738
Posts: 124Damage
Originally Posted by GameMaker007 [View Original Post]
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09-09-25 10:12 #4737
Posts: 305I wondered when we'd begin guessing AF's pseudonym.
My guess is Panda888.
Originally Posted by IstlFun [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by FlyWaySkyWay [View Original Post]
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09-08-25 17:35 #4736
Posts: 64Brisa damage
What the total damage for brisa? Is yuki the only one offering BBFS?
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09-08-25 16:04 #4735
Posts: 61Originally Posted by IstlFun [View Original Post]
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09-08-25 14:44 #4734
Posts: 120Dropped by Maple. Ivy in the house
At Maple in Federal Way, CiCi not there (maybe North?) so Ivy and the new girl whose name I can't remember. Young and cute with big knockers though.
Easy call for me, Ivy does not work in the shop that often, you have to see her when you can. She is stupendously good, her look practically gets me off, and her skills are top tier.
I think just there a few days till CiCi gets back. Do not miss.
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09-08-25 03:12 #4733
Posts: 316Yuki. Rotate her to the north shops
It was a long drive to the south to see her, the trip was worth it bcuz she is a gem. My exp with her was as good as other reports here, she took rlly good care of me. We both were excited to see each other. The new shop is looking better than good, newer and more spacious. The shower though it's smaller, no shower fun but doable. After the shower, she started a slow BBBJ, mixed with DT and bls for straight for 15-20 mins, jr was dripping wet. If I had not stopped her, she could go on a whole hr. We then went straight to business with cover on and hard core pounding for all the remain times we had in all positions. Took a little break in between, she offered BBFS for extra, little head was hell yeah, it would be awesome to pump her beautiful kitty bared. When the cover was about to be off, big head came in to stop it, the idea of catching smt for life hit the pause button. Too chicken to do it at my current stage of life, the risk is too high for the reward; Guess will stick to cover. With the time left, continued the pounding and blast a big load on her tata. Another thing was didn't attempt daty since the cat is out of the bag. Despite this the appt was awesome, left the place happily and asked mms to please rotate her to the north shops.
Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!
Originally Posted by FlyWaySkyWay [View Original Post]
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09-07-25 15:26 #4732
Posts: 12Crystal Brisa
Spent some time with her this morning. Absolutely beautiful. 5'2 or so with a small heel. Long black hair and super soft skin. I'd put her at a large B and petite / toned. She was super playful and talkative. Started with LFK, exploring, and then bbj. Knowing it was going to be a short bust, I told her a second would be needed for more donation. Finished in the bag cg. She cleaned up and cuddled before walking out for a few minutes. She saw that I was ready for round 2 and immediately got back to bbj upon return. Add cg, missionary, prone bone, doggy before bbjcim. Crystal is vocal and puts in good work but wasn't open to BBFS today.
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09-07-25 14:31 #4731
Posts: 120New younger girl at Maple in FedWay
CiCi out of commission a few days. Did not have a chance to try the new girl, I'll let someone else do the first review.
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09-05-25 17:17 #4730
Posts: 53Continued
Originally Posted by FlyWaySkyWay [View Original Post]
I had never taken this option at an AMP but I couldn't refuse her. A real sultry insatiable vibe Yuki has that had me dive right in. No regrets.
I will be back for Crystal, I'll make an appointment to guarantee my spot with her because they seem to honor them here. However I will also be making an appointment to the clinic to get checked out lmaoooo. I'm sure everything is alright, but it was a first for me at an AMP.