Massage Parlor Reports

**WantaMassage2** · 08-05-25 21:18

Any recommendations on providers that give the best ass massages? Doesn't have to be teasing, more interested in not being afraid to get in there and work the glutes, inner thighs for most of the massage. Tease would only be a bonus for me LOL.

**Prof30** · 08-04-25 08:42

Originally Posted by Flower79 [View Original Post]

These last two observations about Lilly are accurate. She disassociates on the MT: as I said, she tolerates rather than enjoys. She also disassociates on the big O, unlike for example Eden who is dedicated to your enjoyment, or Sarah at Secret Garden who seems to get turned on by your O. And Lilly stops too soon right at the first sign of discharge. I think I've had to ask her to not stop.

Still worth a visit every 3 months or so because she is fairly attractive and mostly sane. But certainly not the best and I can understand why you might be 1 and done.

Yeeaahh. That does not sound like a fun experience to me, even if there's a limited number of attractive American girls in this town.

**RickBarnes** · 08-03-25 18:12

Originally Posted by Flower79 [View Original Post]

Recently had to work out in west county so visited Classic in Ballwin for an hour appointment. Greeted by an older but attractive woman with a great body wearing a nice dress, and shown the room. Got undressed and face down in the catchers's mask face cradle. Massage was very mediocre, but after about 15 minutes finally some tease. On the flip I see that the masseuse was not the attractive hot bod in the fitted dress, but instead was - - - just the opposite. I don't want to be insulting, but in every way the hostess was attractive, the masseuse was not. Enough has been said here about the services provided at this place, but I'll just say the ending was not easy to achieve.

Lesson is if you see after entering a place you see a provider you'd prefer, saybso and don't assume.

Unless you ask for someone specific, the person who takes you to the room and takes your money, isn't the person doing the massage. That person is the front desk clerk and it her job to get bodies in the room. But I think I know who you mean. I'd like to get her name and see what type of massage she gives because she is pretty attractive.

**Flower 79** · 08-03-25 16:58

Recently had to work out in west county so visited Classic in Ballwin for an hour appointment. Greeted by an older but attractive woman with a great body wearing a nice dress, and shown the room. Got undressed and face down in the catchers's mask face cradle. Massage was very mediocre, but after about 15 minutes finally some tease. On the flip I see that the masseuse was not the attractive hot bod in the fitted dress, but instead was - - - just the opposite. I don't want to be insulting, but in every way the hostess was attractive, the masseuse was not. Enough has been said here about the services provided at this place, but I'll just say the ending was not easy to achieve.

Lesson is if you see after entering a place you see a provider you'd prefer, saybso and don't assume.

**Flower 79** · 08-03-25 16:44

Originally Posted by Wfhff14 [View Original Post]

Yes she's attractive, safe incall, but that's the only pluses from my visit. The massage was very mediocre, and when it came time for HE, she spaced out / disassociated on MT, AND when it came time for me to O, she completely stopped friction, ruining it. So I drove way out of the way for a meh massage and a wasted, ruined HE.

These last two observations about Lilly are accurate. She disassociates on the MT: as I said, she tolerates rather than enjoys. She also disassociates on the big O, unlike for example Eden who is dedicated to your enjoyment, or Sarah at Secret Garden who seems to get turned on by your O. And Lilly stops too soon right at the first sign of discharge. I think I've had to ask her to not stop.

Still worth a visit every 3 months or so because she is fairly attractive and mostly sane. But certainly not the best and I can understand why you might be 1 and done.

**Wfhff14** · 08-02-25 15:00

Originally Posted by Flower79 [View Original Post]

Agree with this take on Lilly. She is a solid HE provider. In very good shape, and more attractive than most providers. Very safe residential incall. Total MILF vibe all around. Decent massage with a moderate amount of tease and moderate mutual touch and moderately drawn out ending. She's a very good value that's comparable to the PLM ladies.

If there's a downside it's that she is very rigid in her routine, no hope of anything besides HE, seems to tolerate rather than enjoy any MT, and is not open to short notice scheduling. I continue to see her regularly. She's definitely worth a try.

Yes she's attractive, safe incall, but that's the only pluses from my visit. The massage was very mediocre, and when it came time for HE, she spaced out / disassociated on MT, AND when it came time for me to O, she completely stopped friction, ruining it. So I drove way out of the way for a meh massage and a wasted, ruined HE.

**Flower 79** · 08-01-25 06:38

Originally Posted by JakeTime7 [View Original Post]

Lilly is awesome. She gives the best massage where she massages feet, calves, back, shoulders, arms, and hands and provides a long drawn out HE. Pre-flip, theres a lot of teasing. No extras but she is beautiful. She allows mutual touch of front chest and butt. She will make you verify with a picture but she's not a scammer. She's located in a very safe area, a little out of the way for me but definitely worth the trip. I love the tease pre-flip. If she ever offered more, Id be bankrupt from visiting her

Agree with this take on Lilly. She is a solid HE provider. In very good shape, and more attractive than most providers. Very safe residential incall. Total MILF vibe all around. Decent massage with a moderate amount of tease and moderate mutual touch and moderately drawn out ending. She's a very good value that's comparable to the PLM ladies.

If there's a downside it's that she is very rigid in her routine, no hope of anything besides HE, seems to tolerate rather than enjoy any MT, and is not open to short notice scheduling. I continue to see her regularly. She's definitely worth a try.

**StCharlesTool2** · 07-31-25 12:02

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...sage-70482.htm

Jenny is in great shape. Text to book appointment I always give her a good tip. Private message me if you need other info.

**Prof30** · 07-31-25 10:11

Originally Posted by Rickstr352 [View Original Post]

If you want a good rubdown, see an AMP.

I've been with 4 of them, enjoy their fun personality, quality body and their mostly nude mt plus a nice finish. But don't expect a masssge!

Appreciate it. That tracks with what I was figuring.

**Prof30** · 07-31-25 10:09

As an aside, it's been a minute since I looked at RubRankings. Seems to be as full with scammers and fake ads as ListCrawler. Sheesh.

**Prof30** · 07-31-25 10:07

Originally Posted by Chamberlin [View Original Post]

Come on, man. No way is this real. How do people fall for this crap?

If you see something this good, that's unverified, with pictures of reviews that don't mention anything specific, and vague references to being "near downtown" (because every city has a downtown! Its a scam. No reverse image search needed, but I'm sure if you did you'd find he same ad posted all over the country.

Not to mention the photos of that "Latino" (per the ad itself, hahaha) feel absolutely TGTBT for the St. Louis market.

Women that attractive may be plying their wares in other metros, but they are as rare as hen's teeth here - even when they travelling through.

**Jeffc 574** · 07-31-25 08:55

Originally Posted by Chamberlin [View Original Post]

Come on, man. No way is this real. How do people fall for this crap?

If you see something this good, that's unverified, with pictures of reviews that don't mention anything specific, and vague references to being "near downtown" (because every city has a downtown! Its a scam. No reverse image search needed, but I'm sure if you did you'd find he same ad posted all over the country.

I took the 30 seconds. Currently available in: Denver, Charlotte, Phoenix, NYC, and wait for it. Brazil.

**Chamberlin** · 07-30-25 16:36

Originally Posted by LeaveMWet [View Original Post]

I have come across this ad a lot the past year, but no intel on her anywhere.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...all-49257.html

Anyone with intel please PM me.

Come on, man. No way is this real. How do people fall for this crap?

If you see something this good, that's unverified, with pictures of reviews that don't mention anything specific, and vague references to being "near downtown" (because every city has a downtown! Its a scam. No reverse image search needed, but I'm sure if you did you'd find he same ad posted all over the country.

**RHornyBoy** · 07-30-25 13:06

Originally Posted by LeaveMWet [View Original Post]

I have come across this ad a lot the past year, but no intel on her anywhere.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...all-49257.html

Anyone with intel please PM me.

Pics are all over the interwebs she is in 7 different cities this week.

**LeaveMWet** · 07-30-25 12:00

I have come across this ad a lot the past year, but no intel on her anywhere.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...all-49257.html

Anyone with intel please PM me.