Massage Parlor Reports

**ToadTheWet** · 07-06-25 16:02

I hadn't been down there in a while so I figured I'd check out the flavor of the month. I texted to let them know I was coming and headed over. Met the muse (Sanina. Chinese, in her 30's, 5'6" thick, shaved, C tits, pretty face, brown eyes and hair) and took care of business (200). Got undressed while she banked the funds. Once those tasks were completed we headed to the shower.

She gave a nice slide once the table shower started. The post flip slide was more substantial, as usual. We made out. I sucked her tits some. She worked in some P2 P. She gave me a BBBJ. She got me fired up and looking forward to the rest of the session.

We headed back to the bedroom and I decided to work on my DATY skills. She wasn't complaining. I suggested she return the favor so we swapped spots to accommodate a 69. She put the cover on at the right time and rode me for a bit before we worked our way through some other positions. We went K9, mish, standing mish, and standing K9. I finished by pushing her back over face down and climbing on her back still in K9.

We headed back to the shower and then returned to the bedroom to get dressed. She walked me out and kissed me goodbye. She showed me a good time.

**Ajhunt** · 07-04-25 12:13

Tall thin athletic body, Long Black wavey hair, long legs, large firm c-d cups, nice round donkey, didn't notice piercings or tats it was dark and so is she. She's A beautiful woman and a physical specimen in every sense. Head to toe.

: So let's start at the beginning. While I've Usually been an Indy guy, but that scene is proving difficult to find decent and reliable providers, so thought I'd switch things up. Haven't been to Infinity or an AMP in many years though. So I had seen the reviews of Cassie and decided to take the plunge based on the rave reviews she's gotten lately on other boards. She seemed like a home run or as about of a home run as ya can get in this biz. It took me 2 hrs to get there because of traffic. I was about 5- 10 minutes late with parking because of that. I left an hr early to have time to scope the scene out etc, so much for that. Texted MMS to let know I was running late and they were accommodating. Was greeted by MMS and brought to the room where I waited a few minutes for Cassie. She came and asked me to get undressed so I did and put on a robe that was hanging and was then told we can't actually use the robe as the owner doesn't want it used. So why the fuck is it there for decoration. I had no idea being a first time client. Then we had to wait for the shower room to open up. Probably about 10 -15 minutes. So we had just talked for a bit cause at the time we didn't know how long the wait was so we didn't get into anything yet. She's definitely nice but you can tell working in Philly and At that spa in particular was wearing thin. She's worn out of the riggers by the back to back constant schedule the Spa makes her work by over booking with back to back to back clients with no breaks etc. That's all the owners doing is trying to pump in as many $$$ as possible. She went on and on about how horrible Phila and PA is and would never live here and how shitty the Airport was etc etc. It was extensive to the point she bashed the area so much I actually got a little offended. Likes the people supposedly but not the area too boring etc etc. Says she lives in Manhattan NY and just comes here for work. Go Birds ***** LOL! Not sure why she doesn't work closer to home then. Probably worried about Family or friends finding out. Either way, between waiting for the shower and getting my Hometown bashed not a good start. The bashing continued some in the shower, until I was able to change the conversation or she started doing her thing. A little washy and rubby on front and back with some b2 b. Then some rimming with a little tug was nice. Then a little oral in the shower towards the very end. She's controlled and dictated what we did and the time we spent thus far. So I just rolled with it being my first time there and with her. We were supposed to go back to the room to finish out. Then by the time we got there MMS saying time is up. I have no watch or phone with me as I'm in the shower. Nor am I paying attention to that either. So now I'm like WTF. We can't even finish now. ,. No FS nothing. No happy ending. The only reason I drove 2 hrs and paid $240 for, now I'm not getting. I even offered to pay extra to extend my time and was told no the next client is waiting. How about all the time I waited for the shower etc!! Can't even give us a few minutes to finish!! She said Owner told her to spend more time in the shower, so you can spend less time in the room. So now she left no time in the room cause she kept me doing the shower bullshit the whole time. And she finally got me worked up at the end and now no finish or where the real fun should have started!

So now I got NOTHING to show for it after All that basically. Was also told Owner reads all these reviews and is obsessed with them and will even bring the reviews up to the Girls and discuss positive or negative. So the owner is also a member and possibly a shill account on sites, I used the intel from reviews to make a educated and informed choice on Who and where to go as I would have just been throwing darts on a board without it. I hadn't seen any Negative reviews or issues with this place so I took a chance. I realize YMMV, but I can only report as to my experience there and the first time was not good at all. So is it my fault we ran out of time? Should I have controlled the clock management instead of letting Cassie dictate what we did and for how long? I was trusting that she would make sure of that and she did not to the point where it completely ruined my experience. She's a nice girl and easy to look at for sure. But this was a shit show of epic proportions. She hates working there anymore and it shows. Its not about client satisfaction there it's about pumping out as much client volume as possible and not caring if your burning the girls out or dissatisfying the client I don't blame her for not being happy but it don't change the fact I'm out $ 240 with no happy ending or sense of fulfillment. ! I'm here to review on what happens and to honestly educate other members on experiences so they can make educated choices. And This was mine unfortunately. While I don't think my time was the normal experience, none the less it happened. And while I wasn't robbed, I definitely feel cheated. Like I said YMMV but not sure I'd ever go back to try again. If I did I'd dictate time and activity instead of letting them. But that's an expensive lesson to learn and should not have to have been my doing. That's the only thing I could have done differently. But didn't really feel like that was an option. Cassie controlled every aspect of the session and I didn't realize that would cause a problem until it was too late and I had to leave and that extending time wasn't an option. So I left with blue ball Disgust! I was like did that seriously just happen! I was hoping my first experience there was going to be awesome, instead is was a complete disappointment.

**Ajhunt** · 07-04-25 12:01

Originally Posted by Xhad007 [View Original Post]

She is at lollipop tonight.

Thanks Appreciate the heads up, I just texted and they confirmed she's there with hrs and rates. They Didn't mention how long she will be there though. At least they responded quickly as UM spa never returned multiple messages over days of sending.

**Xhad007** · 07-03-25 17:10

Originally Posted by Ajhunt [View Original Post]

Anyone know if Emma the Spanish girl is still working at UMspa? I've been texting them for days to find out with no response. Thanks.

She is at lollipop tonight.

**Ajhunt** · 07-02-25 14:04

Originally Posted by Frost05 [View Original Post]

I asked last week and was told she'd be back mid or late July.

Thanks appreciate the info. If ya happen to find out she's back I'd appreciate a Pm or post. I'm not there enough to check and since they never seem to respond to texts it's a hassle.

**Frost05** · 07-01-25 18:40

Originally Posted by Ajhunt [View Original Post]

Anyone know if Emma the Spanish girl is still working at UMspa? I've been texting them for days to find out with no response. Thanks.

I asked last week and was told she'd be back mid or late July.

**HappyMan0524** · 07-01-25 11:45

I was able to see June yesterday, and she was great! She was very short and skinny, but with MMCs, it looks great on her body. I guess less than 100# and maybe 4'9" tall. And age 35. Speaks no English and arrived last week from Korea. Good BS some Rimming. She likes DATY and gives a good BBBJ. Stand up, Mish, Mish, and finish in CG. This girl will ride you like no other. I was done, but she kept riding. A Little Massage of the head, neck, and feet is good. Left 220 AI. I will be back for sure. PM more details.

**Ajhunt** · 06-30-25 21:58

Anyone know if Emma the Spanish girl is still working at UMspa? I've been texting them for days to find out with no response. Thanks.

**HelluvaHorn** · 06-30-25 13:09

Saw June. She offered BBBJ and DT. Gagging reflex so couldn't enjoy her throat long. 69. No Kiss while plowing her in Mish. Cummed on her tits.

**Denturesman** · 06-28-25 16:27

Ring the bell Chinese with a black dress opens the door and say I am nana. My first impression honestly was great. Grab my hand and walk me into the room. Big room with a full bed and clean ask me if I wanted shower I say yes. Quick shower and back to the room she ask for a massage I say no. I give her a hug she respond very well start grabbing her ass and undress her Start kissing her oh my this ds were amazing while we are stand up we both ending undress and she goes under her knees and start bbj for about 10 minutes great feeling. Jr was so hard and ask to put the cover I lay down she come on top riding hard and we switch ccg that view was amazing and she start a soft moaning I was sweating. While we were on reverse cg with out removing with switch to doggy and pro bone was moaning load quick switch to missionary pounder hard and at that point could resist any more and I ended. Quick clean we talk for little bit and a hug and good bye.

**HappyMan0524** · 06-28-25 08:39

Originally Posted by PhillyDogg [View Original Post]

Pepsi is the best.

Yes Pepsi the best! I am planning to go back. I called was told girl just arrived from Korea. 90# less than 5'0 and B cups. Have anyone seen her yet?

**EasterEggs78** · 06-26-25 23:01

So I'm from California just got off the plane had to make a tough decision get a Philly cheesesteak or get some ass. Here's the good news after getting a nice piece of ass I worked up an appetite and got a nice Philly cheese steak LOL. So Sara was my girl at the spot called Joy Spa. I did some research on some other sites saw some ads text ahead and they saw me pretty fast. Place is pretty clean same kind of set up as in Cali. Sara was a cute girl nice thin waist and nice big real C cups. Probably around 26 drop less than two bills on a full service. What I like here compared to my home is I actually got a full hours worth of time. Where I come from they usually have you flip after 5 minutes and have you out in 20. Sara took her time actually gave me a good massage then took a Time gave me some great ass tapping. You guys do it pretty good over here and Fly Eagles Fly!

**JTerry26** · 06-22-25 19:24

This part of the forum is increasingly worthless. Just low-post dummy accounts shilling for certain spas.

**HappyMan0524** · 06-20-25 23:14

I thought a posted a review. Had a very nice session with Ruby 220 ai. Great body. Nice nips. Love DFK and BBBJ. Enjoys Daty and FIV. This girl loves sex. Stand up Mish. Doggie has a nice round ass to hold on to. Finish in Mish. Pm Private details. I recommend for sure.