Massage Parlor Reports

**CoolWays** · 10-22-24 08:50

Somehow this place got my number and sent me a text out of the blue telling me new girl was there Lisa. I have never been there before but I decided to take a ride over yesterday, first of all the only parking I could find was in the police dept or court parking lot. Being determined to check this place out I parked and walked the block as I had to see this described 27 yr old beauty. Upon entering the girl there was dressed in a skirt and top nice looking but definitely not 27 closer to early 40's, but still nice and friendly, so I stayed and tried the hour, massage was not CMT level but was relaxing and some teasing. On the flip she whispered how I felt and what would make my day, I answered to see that body under that top and skirt, all she said you take care of me I take care of you and off the top and skirt exposing the cutest lace pink matching bra and thong. She could tell I was interested and asked more? I said sure and off those went and she leans in for a dfk and long hug. Well I won't go into details but the final was $2. And I left happy, my only negative is why do all the places say young 20's and end up 40+. I know it's to lure customers, but unless you decide to take a shot, they I am sure get lots of lookers and walk outs to.

Anyway it was a good time and I would return.

**RedBlanket69** · 10-22-24 08:36

Any recent intel on these two spas that are near each other in Arlington? I did see Vitamin's funny and sad report so assuming that Oasis is now a Latina biz. RM has some fairly recent reviews but am struggling to renew my subscription with them.

Thanks in advance.

**Proflou2019** · 10-22-24 07:42

Wed (Vienna) updated their Twitter and now includes Apple (Springfield). 5 girls listed between the two locales, but not which girls are where. A couple look pretty enticing.

Lou.

**MaxWood1991** · 10-22-24 07:39

Anyone have any info about 662X electric Ave Warrenton Va?

**Proflou2019** · 10-22-24 07:32

Originally Posted by Summersummer [View Original Post]

The place is a hit or miss with quick turnover.

Yeah, Empire is indeed HIGH turnover. Plus their Insta posts (which they regularly delete) have varying prices (one day 90/ hr, next day 150/ hr, for same girl) so hard to say on any given day what they'll charge. Tried the Fairfax location once a couple months ago, would not return. The table was one of those cheap food up table you can get on Amazon for a hundred bucks, coulda swore it was about to collapse at any moment through my session.

Lou.

**Skooby** · 10-22-24 07:30

If you had to give your top 5 in terms of teasing, who would it be?

**Akuma187** · 10-22-24 05:48

I'll be in the city next month and was wondering if there were any providers at the spas that offered it or I would have to hit up the agency. I sent a text and emailed but I haven't gotten back a reply yet. I just came back to from Chicago and man those girls are something. Any help is so appreciated. Be safe.

**Summersummer** · 10-21-24 23:30

Where these budget places at? I would take them instead of forking extra 60 or 80 for a barely massage.

Originally Posted by ThaiMeUp1 [View Original Post]

Many providers offer a Quick Visit (QV); 15 minutes for around that price, most often FS, no MSOG.

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**ThaiMeUp1** · 10-21-24 21:53

Originally Posted by Panteras [View Original Post]

I was at a place the other day, looking to get a half hour. When I got settled in the room the girl came in and said, through translator app, 15 minutes $100. After trying to understand what she meant I settled on the half hour and basic tip.

Does anyone have an idea, clue me in on what she meant by $100 for 15 minutes?

Many providers offer a Quick Visit (QV); 15 minutes for around that price, most often FS, no MSOG.

**Serpico99** · 10-21-24 17:43

Originally Posted by RedRocks1968 [View Original Post]

My ATF was here sometime back and even as I hadn't been to an AMP in a while, knew this place to be clean and have cute girls. This time I was sorely disappointed. First MMS came to the door open mouth chewing food. When she asked how long I would stay I said 30 minutes, concerned she was the provider. She took the money and said "nice you girl to see you". I started to relax. Then in walks Momo. 50's, dumpy, greasy with gobs of makeup. But she seemed nice enough so I didn't walk. I should have. TS was standard. Go back to the room there began what I can only describe as random kneading of muscles, the worst ever. And I don't ever expect much in terms of massage but this was annoying it was so bad. After 15 minutes she says "okaaaay, turn over ha ha" I did. She then tells me $160 for FS, $130 for BJ and $100 for HJ. She spoke little English but had those numbers down pat. I just told her "no" and kept shaking my head. She gave me another 5 minutes of face up random rubs and I got dressed and left after handing her $20 (I'm not a total asshole). I don't write many reviews but we need to share this info. It's a free market gents and we are the market. Stand up and leave and don't pay indie escort prices for terrible experiences. ($80 + $160= $240 which is standard for 30 minutes with any Asian agency, where the girls are young, pretty and cooperative, though high volumebefore any start arguing) Stop doing it. Leave and find better and post about it. Seems the AMPs have slid downhill and experiences like this keep me away.

These type of negative reviews are worth their weight in gold, as it saves the rest of us our hard earned money. Thanks for taking the time to post a negative review. I was thinking the other day to patronize this spot as I want to revisit old spots that I patronized in the past and see how things are just to try something new. This spot, previously named BKY and Bay Spa, is where I had my first BBFS encounter with a Korean provider named Coco probably late 2000's. She even let me fuck her at her apartment (while her roommate was out), right off the Annandale exit on the Beltway LOL She was a big time gambler too so probably why she was giving up the pussy to her regulars to get bigger tips.

**Rizzler808** · 10-21-24 16:53

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

Especially her belly. Turned me off.

Agreed. She's not the prettiest by any measure BUT she is really sweet. I recommend the massage still to anyone who asks usually since she worked my lower back way better than any fancy place I've been to. Her haircuts? Not so much LOL. Fucked me up and I had to go to a real barber to get a proper fade. At least there's not upcharge for a NOVA finish.

**Rizzler808** · 10-21-24 16:51

Originally Posted by Summersummer [View Original Post]

Someone might have tried the new lineup in Empire? The two, actually three now, in McLean look good but very steep donations. Worth the money? The place is a hit or miss with quick turnover.

I personally don't like leaving bad reviews for girls or being overly critical but the mileage for them are so hit or miss that its almost jarring. Andrea is decent though but Natalia is a bust. Weird incall too with it being a micro office with alot of traffic. If you need a nut on the cheap though, its not a bad option.

**Summersummer** · 10-21-24 15:45

Someone might have tried the new lineup in Empire? The two, actually three now, in McLean look good but very steep donations. Worth the money? The place is a hit or miss with quick turnover.

**PoonHunter101** · 10-21-24 14:27

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

Especially her belly. Turned me off.

Huge tits but when I close my eyes all I could remember of that dream from '22 was the same. Belly is a bit much for me.

**Serpico99** · 10-21-24 14:03

Originally Posted by Panteras [View Original Post]

I was at a place the other day, looking to get a half hour. When I got settled in the room the girl came in and said, through translator app, 15 minutes $100. After trying to understand what she meant I settled on the half hour and basic tip.

Does anyone have an idea, clue me in on what she meant by $100 for 15 minutes?

Probably what she wanted in terms of tip for 15 minutes worth of whatever extras she was providing. Hopefully the 100 included BBBJ combined with sucking and licking your balls.