Massage Parlor Reports

**Serpico99** · 10-21-24 13:58

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

There has been a lot of fake reviews about this place. Won't name who, but you can check the post history of a few of these reviewer, then you will find out that they mostly only review this place.

I always tread very carefully whenever I see a review about a place that is somewhat over the top with the overly complimentary description of the monger's alleged session. Been doing this AMP game a long time, to be to distinguish between a legit review and a shill review. And it's quite obvious some of these reviews are written with AI.

**Arturo703** · 10-21-24 13:42

Hello gents,

Had a dream about this place and I was just curious about it and decided to venture on this dream. The dream contained an lady in her late 30's-40's in a red sexy lingerie, petite as they come. In this dream I skipped on TS and went straight for the massage as I like to shower ahead but its there if needed. The massage was pretty good, she can give it a rough massage. Then on the flip standard nova which was meh. Some ladies take passion into it but I can tell she was just doing her job which got the job done for me. Total damage in this dream was $. 10.

Anyways Manassas has a bunch of AMPs but man I do wish they had some Latinas here and there.

Stay safe gents.

**MammaryGlands** · 10-21-24 13:29

Wanted to release Kraken last night and Tammy & Grace combo gave me a great session. Both are experienced MILF and they went like a competition pleasing my little bro. Lots of giggling and teasing. They knew how to accommodate when I switched holes. Tammy has a bit smaller body than Grace. Both have tight bodies & sexy frames.

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-21-24 13:00

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

Tara seems to fit your description. 40 ish stacked Thai who has been in Annandale for years. She provides prostate massage.

Especially her belly. Turned me off.

**BryceTrout** · 10-21-24 11:30

Originally Posted by LamDavid1 [View Original Post]

I haven't seen any recent posts about Route One in Woodbridge so I wanted to write something about this girl Lily that I pulled.

I talked to the MMS a bit and said Lily was available and I was honestly surprised her English was way better than the other workers I've seen lmao. Communication was p good.

She's on the smaller size but her ass and tits are disproportionately large if you're into that sort of stuff lmao. We chatted a bit and she took my hand to lead me to a nice shower and massage directly afterwards. The process was straightforward and lots of oil was used while she rubbed her entire body all over me. It didn't really take much to get my rock hard. I told her the massage was actually nice and she teased me saying she could do a lot more and giggled while holding my balls. I told her to take off her clothes and we just got down to business. She had a tattoo on her left ankle I think. Her kitty taste so good and was clean-shaven, my absolute fking favorite. We made out a bit and just got to piv instantly. Sadly, I didn't really get to enjoy much because I came too fast. I didn't really get a good look at their other staff but as far as Lily goes, she was fire.

What was the damage?

**RedRocks1968** · 10-21-24 11:24

My ATF was here sometime back and even as I hadn't been to an AMP in a while, knew this place to be clean and have cute girls. This time I was sorely disappointed. First MMS came to the door open mouth chewing food. When she asked how long I would stay I said 30 minutes, concerned she was the provider. She took the money and said "nice you girl to see you". I started to relax. Then in walks Momo. 50's, dumpy, greasy with gobs of makeup. But she seemed nice enough so I didn't walk. I should have. TS was standard. Go back to the room there began what I can only describe as random kneading of muscles, the worst ever. And I don't ever expect much in terms of massage but this was annoying it was so bad. After 15 minutes she says "okaaaay, turn over ha ha" I did. She then tells me $160 for FS, $130 for BJ and $100 for HJ. She spoke little English but had those numbers down pat. I just told her "no" and kept shaking my head. She gave me another 5 minutes of face up random rubs and I got dressed and left after handing her $20 (I'm not a total asshole). I don't write many reviews but we need to share this info. It's a free market gents and we are the market. Stand up and leave and don't pay indie escort prices for terrible experiences. ($80 + $160= $240 which is standard for 30 minutes with any Asian agency, where the girls are young, pretty and cooperative, though high volume—before any start arguing) Stop doing it. Leave and find better and post about it. Seems the AMPs have slid downhill and experiences like this keep me away.

**ButtersStotch** · 10-21-24 00:08

Scheduled an appointment to see Miho at Katy Aromatherapy. Had some trouble finding the correct building because the name of the spa is not on the listing outside. I was let in by Miho who is a tall nice looking woman that looks to be in her thirties. She only speaks Japanese but I know a little bit from my travels to Japan, so I was able to get by. I had to wait in a room for 15 minutes I guess while she was finishing up with another customer. I paid for the hour. The massage was too light and not very good, but she let me rub her thighs and buttocks during it. On the flip I tipped 150 for some extra fun. Unfortunately, she does not do BBBJ, and she did not spend as much time as I would've liked for the CBJ. We did CFS in multiple positions on the cushioned chair and table, which was nice, but she did not seem to want to put in the work, so I was doing most of it. When I asked for another CBJ she refused. She gave me a rushed handjob that wasn't doing it for me, so I had to take matters into my own hands to finish. Overall, she is a nice looking woman and nice to talk to, but I felt like the sex was short and rushed. I won't be repeating.

**Caspian33** · 10-20-24 22:28

I was at a place the other day, looking to get a half hour. When I got settled in the room the girl came in and said, through translator app, 15 minutes $100. After trying to understand what she meant I settled on the half hour and basic tip.

Does anyone have an idea, clue me in on what she meant by $100 for 15 minutes?

**CharlieChan** · 10-20-24 17:55

Not too long ago cute young girls worked at places in Chantilly and Herndon.

Nowadays you have to ask yourself if the places are kennels for stray dogs.

**Double Jack J** · 10-20-24 09:44

Me thinks it's about time to do a write up especially since it was a good one from my pov.

Breeze massage was quite accommodating from making to the appointment to completing the paid hour.

Of course this was all thanks to Gianna. Not too shabby and was a real pro at handling me. No complaints on her rather firm massage with those soft hands. Sprinkled in some flirty feels here and there. Did good magic with her hands to finish me off until I had to let it all go. Felt my time was respected and never felt like a customer being rushed out.

So yeah Breeze at Herndon with Gianna. Totally recommend.

**JohnsonTouch** · 10-19-24 15:45

Daydream. Entered the vestibule (bathroom conveniently accessible in the vestibule) and rang the doorbell. The door opened and Sasa was the girl behind it. Cute Vietnamese girl, probably in her 20's, maybe early 30's. Was led to the therapy room. Opted for the hour and pre-tipped for fun (all-in). Sasa stepped out while I undressed. Returned, gave me a towel, and led me to the TS room. Nice thorough TS and a BT before we returned to the therapy room. Laid face-down on the table and Sasa gave me a fine massage, often straddling me and also using her full (albeit low) body-weight to press her knees nicely into the right spots. I reached back to feel her soft skin on her legs. She hopped off and I could hear her disrobe before she climbed back on for some nice body-to-body ST on my backside. I lifted my hips slightly, which I guess signaled her to rim me nicely for a few moments before she asked me to flip. Sasa is an all-natural, fit girl. Very nice BBBJ and CFS in CG, mish, and K9 before removing the cover for more BBBJ and a nice manual finish. Standing shower in the TS room to clean off before getting dressed and being led to the exit. Solid recommendation.

**Summersummer** · 10-19-24 13:41

It's always YMMV. I have seen reviews that look TGTBT too, which leads some to have high expectations. Sometimes the chemistry is wrong. Some like older, others don't. Some like chatty girls even to the point of being fake. I for one don't care if she is deafmute so long as she is younger and has no off putting attitude.

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

There has been a lot of fake reviews about this place. Won't name who, but you can check the post history of a few of these reviewer, then you will find out that they mostly only review this place.

**LamDavid1** · 10-19-24 11:27

I haven't seen any recent posts about Route One in Woodbridge so I wanted to write something about this girl Lily that I pulled.

I talked to the MMS a bit and said Lily was available and I was honestly surprised her English was way better than the other workers I've seen lmao. Communication was p good.

She's on the smaller size but her ass and tits are disproportionately large if you're into that sort of stuff lmao. We chatted a bit and she took my hand to lead me to a nice shower and massage directly afterwards. The process was straightforward and lots of oil was used while she rubbed her entire body all over me. It didn't really take much to get my rock hard. I told her the massage was actually nice and she teased me saying she could do a lot more and giggled while holding my balls. I told her to take off her clothes and we just got down to business. She had a tattoo on her left ankle I think. Her kitty taste so good and was clean-shaven, my absolute fking favorite. We made out a bit and just got to piv instantly. Sadly, I didn't really get to enjoy much because I came too fast. I didn't really get a good look at their other staff but as far as Lily goes, she was fire.

**SuzhiLang** · 10-18-24 23:02

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

Been there once and drew bibi, who was in her late 50's early 60's. TS was thorough but everything else was mediocre. Her kitty also smelled. Never went back agains.

There has been a lot of fake reviews about this place. Won't name who, but you can check the post history of a few of these reviewer, then you will find out that they mostly only review this place.

**SuzhiLang** · 10-18-24 22:54

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

Seeking decent prostate massage around Tysons. Prefer reliable and youngish (capping at mid 40s) providers that do not rotate frequently. I was desperate and coughed 70 + 150 to Cici at Sun Spa. It was alright. I might repeat but the location is just far, and the price tag is too high for the services rendered.

Tara seems to fit your description. 40 ish stacked Thai who has been in Annandale for years. She provides prostate massage.