Massage Parlor Reports

**Skooby** · 10-22-24 07:30

If you had to give your top 5 in terms of teasing, who would it be?

**Akuma187** · 10-22-24 05:48

I'll be in the city next month and was wondering if there were any providers at the spas that offered it or I would have to hit up the agency. I sent a text and emailed but I haven't gotten back a reply yet. I just came back to from Chicago and man those girls are something. Any help is so appreciated. Be safe.

**Summersummer** · 10-21-24 23:30

Where these budget places at? I would take them instead of forking extra 60 or 80 for a barely massage.

Originally Posted by ThaiMeUp1 [View Original Post]

Many providers offer a Quick Visit (QV); 15 minutes for around that price, most often FS, no MSOG.

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**ThaiMeUp1** · 10-21-24 21:53

Originally Posted by Panteras [View Original Post]

I was at a place the other day, looking to get a half hour. When I got settled in the room the girl came in and said, through translator app, 15 minutes $100. After trying to understand what she meant I settled on the half hour and basic tip.

Does anyone have an idea, clue me in on what she meant by $100 for 15 minutes?

Many providers offer a Quick Visit (QV); 15 minutes for around that price, most often FS, no MSOG.

**Serpico99** · 10-21-24 17:43

Originally Posted by RedRocks1968 [View Original Post]

My ATF was here sometime back and even as I hadn't been to an AMP in a while, knew this place to be clean and have cute girls. This time I was sorely disappointed. First MMS came to the door open mouth chewing food. When she asked how long I would stay I said 30 minutes, concerned she was the provider. She took the money and said "nice you girl to see you". I started to relax. Then in walks Momo. 50's, dumpy, greasy with gobs of makeup. But she seemed nice enough so I didn't walk. I should have. TS was standard. Go back to the room there began what I can only describe as random kneading of muscles, the worst ever. And I don't ever expect much in terms of massage but this was annoying it was so bad. After 15 minutes she says "okaaaay, turn over ha ha" I did. She then tells me $160 for FS, $130 for BJ and $100 for HJ. She spoke little English but had those numbers down pat. I just told her "no" and kept shaking my head. She gave me another 5 minutes of face up random rubs and I got dressed and left after handing her $20 (I'm not a total asshole). I don't write many reviews but we need to share this info. It's a free market gents and we are the market. Stand up and leave and don't pay indie escort prices for terrible experiences. ($80 + $160= $240 which is standard for 30 minutes with any Asian agency, where the girls are young, pretty and cooperative, though high volumebefore any start arguing) Stop doing it. Leave and find better and post about it. Seems the AMPs have slid downhill and experiences like this keep me away.

These type of negative reviews are worth their weight in gold, as it saves the rest of us our hard earned money. Thanks for taking the time to post a negative review. I was thinking the other day to patronize this spot as I want to revisit old spots that I patronized in the past and see how things are just to try something new. This spot, previously named BKY and Bay Spa, is where I had my first BBFS encounter with a Korean provider named Coco probably late 2000's. She even let me fuck her at her apartment (while her roommate was out), right off the Annandale exit on the Beltway LOL She was a big time gambler too so probably why she was giving up the pussy to her regulars to get bigger tips.

**Rizzler808** · 10-21-24 16:53

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

Especially her belly. Turned me off.

Agreed. She's not the prettiest by any measure BUT she is really sweet. I recommend the massage still to anyone who asks usually since she worked my lower back way better than any fancy place I've been to. Her haircuts? Not so much LOL. Fucked me up and I had to go to a real barber to get a proper fade. At least there's not upcharge for a NOVA finish.

**Rizzler808** · 10-21-24 16:51

Originally Posted by Summersummer [View Original Post]

Someone might have tried the new lineup in Empire? The two, actually three now, in McLean look good but very steep donations. Worth the money? The place is a hit or miss with quick turnover.

I personally don't like leaving bad reviews for girls or being overly critical but the mileage for them are so hit or miss that its almost jarring. Andrea is decent though but Natalia is a bust. Weird incall too with it being a micro office with alot of traffic. If you need a nut on the cheap though, its not a bad option.

**Summersummer** · 10-21-24 15:45

Someone might have tried the new lineup in Empire? The two, actually three now, in McLean look good but very steep donations. Worth the money? The place is a hit or miss with quick turnover.

**PoonHunter101** · 10-21-24 14:27

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

Especially her belly. Turned me off.

Huge tits but when I close my eyes all I could remember of that dream from '22 was the same. Belly is a bit much for me.

**Serpico99** · 10-21-24 14:03

Originally Posted by Panteras [View Original Post]

I was at a place the other day, looking to get a half hour. When I got settled in the room the girl came in and said, through translator app, 15 minutes $100. After trying to understand what she meant I settled on the half hour and basic tip.

Does anyone have an idea, clue me in on what she meant by $100 for 15 minutes?

Probably what she wanted in terms of tip for 15 minutes worth of whatever extras she was providing. Hopefully the 100 included BBBJ combined with sucking and licking your balls.

**Serpico99** · 10-21-24 13:58

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

There has been a lot of fake reviews about this place. Won't name who, but you can check the post history of a few of these reviewer, then you will find out that they mostly only review this place.

I always tread very carefully whenever I see a review about a place that is somewhat over the top with the overly complimentary description of the monger's alleged session. Been doing this AMP game a long time, to be to distinguish between a legit review and a shill review. And it's quite obvious some of these reviews are written with AI.

**Arturo703** · 10-21-24 13:42

Hello gents,

Had a dream about this place and I was just curious about it and decided to venture on this dream. The dream contained an lady in her late 30's-40's in a red sexy lingerie, petite as they come. In this dream I skipped on TS and went straight for the massage as I like to shower ahead but its there if needed. The massage was pretty good, she can give it a rough massage. Then on the flip standard nova which was meh. Some ladies take passion into it but I can tell she was just doing her job which got the job done for me. Total damage in this dream was $. 10.

Anyways Manassas has a bunch of AMPs but man I do wish they had some Latinas here and there.

Stay safe gents.

**MammaryGlands** · 10-21-24 13:29

Wanted to release Kraken last night and Tammy & Grace combo gave me a great session. Both are experienced MILF and they went like a competition pleasing my little bro. Lots of giggling and teasing. They knew how to accommodate when I switched holes. Tammy has a bit smaller body than Grace. Both have tight bodies & sexy frames.

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-21-24 13:00

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

Tara seems to fit your description. 40 ish stacked Thai who has been in Annandale for years. She provides prostate massage.

Especially her belly. Turned me off.

**BryceTrout** · 10-21-24 11:30

Originally Posted by LamDavid1 [View Original Post]

I haven't seen any recent posts about Route One in Woodbridge so I wanted to write something about this girl Lily that I pulled.

I talked to the MMS a bit and said Lily was available and I was honestly surprised her English was way better than the other workers I've seen lmao. Communication was p good.

She's on the smaller size but her ass and tits are disproportionately large if you're into that sort of stuff lmao. We chatted a bit and she took my hand to lead me to a nice shower and massage directly afterwards. The process was straightforward and lots of oil was used while she rubbed her entire body all over me. It didn't really take much to get my rock hard. I told her the massage was actually nice and she teased me saying she could do a lot more and giggled while holding my balls. I told her to take off her clothes and we just got down to business. She had a tattoo on her left ankle I think. Her kitty taste so good and was clean-shaven, my absolute fking favorite. We made out a bit and just got to piv instantly. Sadly, I didn't really get to enjoy much because I came too fast. I didn't really get a good look at their other staff but as far as Lily goes, she was fire.

What was the damage?