Massage Parlor Reports

[Bangkok2001]

I called to try and make an appointment with Cecilia and was told she was only available for half an hour. I was offered Flor, Saba (Ceely (and one other name I can't recall instead. Normally I would TPFFT but I have limited time for these exploits lately and wanted to make sure I had a good experience so I declined. But I'd be interested to hear if anyone has had experience with these ladies and what the damage is these days (fondly remembering Leah who would give an enthusiastic BBBJ with no negotiation and happily accept a $60 tip).

Yeah, Leah was good. She never negotiated about FS but I made sure to take care of her. I may have a dream soon and report back.

Is this the current line up?

[Fassbender3000]

I'm curious if anyone has seen any of these ladies? They've been posting adds for a good minute and I have a thing for Latinos.

Elizabeth in Fairfax.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-va-59726.html

I almost saw this one. Hit up one of those random Facebook market place ads mostly to troll and see if it was a scam. She sent me pics that are the same in the add. Same phone number. We had a time scheduled and she gave me. The address. Its in a commercial building in Fairfax that has an AMP on the bottom floor that's been reviewed before.Comfort spa massage.

I've seen reviews that say there is an Indy group of Latinas that work out of a top floor but the reviews weren't great. When I got there for the appointment I didn't have the suite number and she took forever to respond. When she did she asked me to wait and I said fuck it and left. I will say while waiting I did see a smoking hot Latina come out of the building and can only hope she works with them.

Really tempted to take one for the teams with these.

Karen.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ren-62604.html

Kel.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...own-62186.html

Jennifer although she is associated with dmvlatinas I haven't had good experiences with anyone on there. I think she was advertising Indy before adding to that group.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...oor-62794.html

I've been there when Perla was servicing. The other site didn't say the best things about her, but I lucked out, and she treated me well. She did FS for 2 Bens. I was disappointed when she disappeared.

[DanznMan]

Guy was right on and Woody had some good detail. I sent both a DM.

Hope you like her.

Pj.

He earned a reputation for not being an expert on FED rates when he published an article in August 2008 saying the FED would not lower rates but a few weeks late (September 2008) the FED lowered their rate by 50 bps.

[PhodaCulture]

I am hunting for a Viet girl around Dmv but not so successful. I called 8300 this morning based on a few previous posts but she seems to be gone. Mama said the Viet girl won't be back "forever".

Tits are the bigger the better any recommendation?

Got this news from one of my Viet favorite; a legit 20's something Viet teacher is coming to visit for y'all school boyz LOL. Will report back after a visit; but DM me will keep you posted.

[Proflou2019]

They are located at District Ave in Mosaic area. Seems to be an ACS?

Looks to ME like the typical TGTBT Bedpage ad with little to no chance what the ad depicts will be there. If it's an ACS and they won't send real pics, in your shoes I'd drive the extra 10 minutes from Mosaic to Wed.

Lou.

[BestNtheWorld]

I'm curious if anyone has seen any of these ladies? They've been posting adds for a good minute and I have a thing for Latinos.

Elizabeth in Fairfax.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-va-59726.html

I almost saw this one. Hit up one of those random Facebook market place ads mostly to troll and see if it was a scam. She sent me pics that are the same in the add. Same phone number. We had a time scheduled and she gave me. The address. Its in a commercial building in Fairfax that has an AMP on the bottom floor that's been reviewed before.Comfort spa massage.

I've seen reviews that say there is an Indy group of Latinas that work out of a top floor but the reviews weren't great. When I got there for the appointment I didn't have the suite number and she took forever to respond. When she did she asked me to wait and I said fuck it and left. I will say while waiting I did see a smoking hot Latina come out of the building and can only hope she works with them.

Really tempted to take one for the teams with these.

Karen.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ren-62604.html

Kel.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...own-62186.html

Jennifer although she is associated with dmvlatinas I haven't had good experiences with anyone on there. I think she was advertising Indy before adding to that group.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...oor-62794.html

[DisMan6]

Guy was right on and Woody had some good detail. I sent both a DM.

Hope you like her.

Pj.

Damn I like this idea of trivia, brings in a little bit of fun and shakes things up. Unfortunately this answer was a bit before my time / while I was a kid so I probably wouldn't have gotten this without a google. Hope yall enjoy! Good stuff PJ.

[PuntaJaco43]

His name is Robert Novak AKA The Prince of Darkness, and Crossfire was his main show. Although he did several shows -- Capital Gang, Crossfire, and Evans, Novak, Hunt, & Shields.

This is an easy one for people of a certain age. The McLaughlin Group and Robert Novak.

Guy was right on and Woody had some good detail. I sent both a DM.

Hope you like her.

Pj.

[DonQuiote]

There are well reviewed parlors out there with quality providers. Why are you taking the chance on those random places filled with ugly grannies?

I probably should just stick to the well reviewed locations. Sometimes, I don't feel like driving out to Sterling or Vienna, or Alexandria, and so I check out a place where I haven't seen reviews. Recently, I have been striking out.

[Gourmand56]

There are well reviewed parlors out there with quality providers. Why are you taking the chance on those random places filled with ugly grannies?

Um this entire industry revolves around men looking for something new and different.

[BubbleBoi402]

I responded to this ad, https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/arl.../23294609.html by texting the 757 number.

I was asked to go to the Columbia Pike location, which turned out to be Retreat Massage.

I was told via text that they had younger, prettier girls.

I was lied to.

Upon arrival, I'm whisked into a room, by a very thick older provider. I assessed the situation, and determined to hold on to my cash for another day. Resources are not unlimited. So, before paying, and before undressing, I tell her that I have changed my mind and I have to go.

She quickly makes hand motions for HJ, BJ, and then body motion for FS. I hold firm and decide to walk out.

The older thicker provider, go gets an even older, but thinner provider, and says, "she will do you" Older, thinner lady responds by saying, "I do you".

I just said "thanks, but no thanks" And I walked out, and then they started yapping to each other in Chinese.

So know where not to go:

A) Retreat Massage in Arlington is a no-go.

B) Camelia Spa in Falls Church is a no-go.

Does anyone have experience with this place: https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/fai.../23306211.html.

They are located at District Ave in Mosaic area. Seems to be an ACS?

There are well reviewed parlors out there with quality providers. Why are you taking the chance on those random places filled with ugly grannies?

[DonQuiote]

I responded to this ad, https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/arl.../23294609.html by texting the 757 number.

I was asked to go to the Columbia Pike location, which turned out to be Retreat Massage.

I was told via text that they had younger, prettier girls.

I was lied to.

Upon arrival, I'm whisked into a room, by a very thick older provider. I assessed the situation, and determined to hold on to my cash for another day. Resources are not unlimited. So, before paying, and before undressing, I tell her that I have changed my mind and I have to go.

She quickly makes hand motions for HJ, BJ, and then body motion for FS. I hold firm and decide to walk out.

The older thicker provider, go gets an even older, but thinner provider, and says, "she will do you" Older, thinner lady responds by saying, "I do you".

I just said "thanks, but no thanks" And I walked out, and then they started yapping to each other in Chinese.

So know where not to go:

A) Retreat Massage in Arlington is a no-go.

B) Camelia Spa in Falls Church is a no-go.

Does anyone have experience with this place: https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/fai.../23306211.html.

They are located at District Ave in Mosaic area. Seems to be an ACS?

[Woody2024]

Here's the Trivia question:

Back in the 80's and 90"s there was a political right-wing pundit, well regarded but he never was in control of the facts. He was dubbed "NoFactsNovak" . This gentleman was a frequent guest on a highly rated political show on Saturday night that brought together opposing journalist of the day.

What was his name and what was the show called.. ?

PJ.

His name is Robert Novak AKA The Prince of Darkness, and Crossfire was his main show. Although he did several shows -- Capital Gang, Crossfire, and Evans, Novak, Hunt, & Shields.

[Guy 60]

This is an easy one for people of a certain age. The McLaughlin Group and Robert Novak.

Well " Ad Hominem" is a good word to describe CanaPunter. I am surprised that you came up with this noun given your less than stellar comments and no reviews on this forum. You also spelled it incorrectly but no harm in that.

Ad hominem describes him to a tee: He is a slanderous mudslinger; never in control of the facts but always quick to utter personal attacks on others. He does so because he is not able or will he take the time to tax his brain to articulate the details regarding any topic.

Now Cana. We have sparred in the past and as previously mentioned I personally think your contrarian approach is helpful to this forum; it gives us something to debate especially when reviews are slow to filter in like now. We can have opposing views, we can disagree, but you are fact deficient. Try to be more "ad rem" rather than Ad Hominem.

[Chriscr14]

Two Sundays ago, while in Sterling, I decided to reach out to an old friend, Blanca. Given our past history and some reviews here, I wasn't expecting a response. To my surprise, she replied quickly, and I soon found myself heading to her new location, also in Sterling. It had been nearly two years since I last saw her, but she remembered me, and she looked exactly as I remembered.

Typically, I go for 30 minutes, but this time I opted for an hour. With minimal expectations, I was pleasantly surprised when she delivered a solid massage not CMT but definitely above average. She took her time, focusing on the problem areas I pointed out, starting at my shoulders and working her way down. About 30 minutes in, she reached my lower back and legs, continuing to be thorough in her work. She also made sure to signal what was coming next with occasional light brushing—nothing over the top, just the right amount.

With 15 minutes left, she had me flip over and immediately applied oil, she began with a nice two hand twist motion adjusting the intensity and speed that definitely enhanced the experience. She was wearing a dress so access was easy and as others have mentioned she's truly blessed above and encourages you to nurse. She allowed over the panty rubbing and seemed to be getting pretty into, but who knows. After finishing she cleaned me up and I was on my way. Overall I enjoyed my visit but not sure if I would return or not. The good thing is that it's exactly how I remembered it. On the other hand, there was no real progression, and I'd like a little more than the standard at some point. If any of you have experienced the same or more, I'd welcome any feedback on Blanca. Please feel free to DM.