Massage Parlor Reports

[Gourmand56]

There are well reviewed parlors out there with quality providers. Why are you taking the chance on those random places filled with ugly grannies?

Um this entire industry revolves around men looking for something new and different.

[BubbleBoi402]

I responded to this ad, https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/arl.../23294609.html by texting the 757 number.

I was asked to go to the Columbia Pike location, which turned out to be Retreat Massage.

I was told via text that they had younger, prettier girls.

I was lied to.

Upon arrival, I'm whisked into a room, by a very thick older provider. I assessed the situation, and determined to hold on to my cash for another day. Resources are not unlimited. So, before paying, and before undressing, I tell her that I have changed my mind and I have to go.

She quickly makes hand motions for HJ, BJ, and then body motion for FS. I hold firm and decide to walk out.

The older thicker provider, go gets an even older, but thinner provider, and says, "she will do you" Older, thinner lady responds by saying, "I do you".

I just said "thanks, but no thanks" And I walked out, and then they started yapping to each other in Chinese.

So know where not to go:

A) Retreat Massage in Arlington is a no-go.

B) Camelia Spa in Falls Church is a no-go.

Does anyone have experience with this place: https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/fai.../23306211.html.

They are located at District Ave in Mosaic area. Seems to be an ACS?

There are well reviewed parlors out there with quality providers. Why are you taking the chance on those random places filled with ugly grannies?

[DonQuiote]

I responded to this ad, https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/arl.../23294609.html by texting the 757 number.

I was asked to go to the Columbia Pike location, which turned out to be Retreat Massage.

I was told via text that they had younger, prettier girls.

I was lied to.

Upon arrival, I'm whisked into a room, by a very thick older provider. I assessed the situation, and determined to hold on to my cash for another day. Resources are not unlimited. So, before paying, and before undressing, I tell her that I have changed my mind and I have to go.

She quickly makes hand motions for HJ, BJ, and then body motion for FS. I hold firm and decide to walk out.

The older thicker provider, go gets an even older, but thinner provider, and says, "she will do you" Older, thinner lady responds by saying, "I do you".

I just said "thanks, but no thanks" And I walked out, and then they started yapping to each other in Chinese.

So know where not to go:

A) Retreat Massage in Arlington is a no-go.

B) Camelia Spa in Falls Church is a no-go.

Does anyone have experience with this place: https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/fai.../23306211.html.

They are located at District Ave in Mosaic area. Seems to be an ACS?

[Woody2024]

Here's the Trivia question:

Back in the 80's and 90"s there was a political right-wing pundit, well regarded but he never was in control of the facts. He was dubbed "NoFactsNovak" . This gentleman was a frequent guest on a highly rated political show on Saturday night that brought together opposing journalist of the day.

What was his name and what was the show called.. ?

PJ.

His name is Robert Novak AKA The Prince of Darkness, and Crossfire was his main show. Although he did several shows -- Capital Gang, Crossfire, and Evans, Novak, Hunt, & Shields.

[Guy 60]

This is an easy one for people of a certain age. The McLaughlin Group and Robert Novak.

Well " Ad Hominem" is a good word to describe CanaPunter. I am surprised that you came up with this noun given your less than stellar comments and no reviews on this forum. You also spelled it incorrectly but no harm in that.

Ad hominem describes him to a tee: He is a slanderous mudslinger; never in control of the facts but always quick to utter personal attacks on others. He does so because he is not able or will he take the time to tax his brain to articulate the details regarding any topic.

Now Cana. We have sparred in the past and as previously mentioned I personally think your contrarian approach is helpful to this forum; it gives us something to debate especially when reviews are slow to filter in like now. We can have opposing views, we can disagree, but you are fact deficient. Try to be more "ad rem" rather than Ad Hominem.

[Chriscr14]

Two Sundays ago, while in Sterling, I decided to reach out to an old friend, Blanca. Given our past history and some reviews here, I wasn't expecting a response. To my surprise, she replied quickly, and I soon found myself heading to her new location, also in Sterling. It had been nearly two years since I last saw her, but she remembered me, and she looked exactly as I remembered.

Typically, I go for 30 minutes, but this time I opted for an hour. With minimal expectations, I was pleasantly surprised when she delivered a solid massage not CMT but definitely above average. She took her time, focusing on the problem areas I pointed out, starting at my shoulders and working her way down. About 30 minutes in, she reached my lower back and legs, continuing to be thorough in her work. She also made sure to signal what was coming next with occasional light brushing—nothing over the top, just the right amount.

With 15 minutes left, she had me flip over and immediately applied oil, she began with a nice two hand twist motion adjusting the intensity and speed that definitely enhanced the experience. She was wearing a dress so access was easy and as others have mentioned she's truly blessed above and encourages you to nurse. She allowed over the panty rubbing and seemed to be getting pretty into, but who knows. After finishing she cleaned me up and I was on my way. Overall I enjoyed my visit but not sure if I would return or not. The good thing is that it's exactly how I remembered it. On the other hand, there was no real progression, and I'd like a little more than the standard at some point. If any of you have experienced the same or more, I'd welcome any feedback on Blanca. Please feel free to DM.

[Novacreeper]

I called to try and make an appointment with Cecilia and was told she was only available for half an hour. I was offered Flor, Saba (Ceely (and one other name I can't recall instead. Normally I would TPFFT but I have limited time for these exploits lately and wanted to make sure I had a good experience so I declined. But I'd be interested to hear if anyone has had experience with these ladies and what the damage is these days (fondly remembering Leah who would give an enthusiastic BBBJ with no negotiation and happily accept a $60 tip).

Last time I was there in Sept it was 120 for an hr, 85 hhr for the house. Cecelia wanted 2 Ben's for the full Monty, settled on 120 bbj and went at it for 40 minutes. Rather high but made out like a high school GF and the performance is fabulous YMMV.

[Member #6804]

I called to try and make an appointment with Cecilia and was told she was only available for half an hour. I was offered Flor, Saba (Ceely (and one other name I can't recall instead. Normally I would TPFFT but I have limited time for these exploits lately and wanted to make sure I had a good experience so I declined. But I'd be interested to hear if anyone has had experience with these ladies and what the damage is these days (fondly remembering Leah who would give an enthusiastic BBBJ with no negotiation and happily accept a $60 tip).

[PuntaJaco43]

I guess there is a surcharge for unattractive men. I have never paid hundred for what you described.

Ad hominen ,Keep going. What's next?

Well " Ad Hominem" is a good word to describe CanaPunter. I am surprised that you came up with this noun given your less than stellar comments and no reviews on this forum. You also spelled it incorrectly but no harm in that.

Ad hominem describes him to a tee: He is a slanderous mudslinger; never in control of the facts but always quick to utter personal attacks on others. He does so because he is not able or will he take the time to tax his brain to articulate the details regarding any topic.

Now Cana. We have sparred in the past and as previously mentioned I personally think your contrarian approach is helpful to this forum; it gives us something to debate especially when reviews are slow to filter in like now. We can have opposing views, we can disagree, but you are fact deficient. Try to be more "ad rem" rather than Ad Hominem.

Now, the three of us can agree to disagree on what we pay providers, but I know we all can agree on the fact that I get more P**sy then both of you combined. That's a fact! Not a fool's false allegations. Just read my reviews over the last 4 years. You can't argue with honest reality.

CanaPunter I think you should petition for a name change. Let's try "NoFactsPunter".

There is a trivia question in that!

First let me tell you the prize! I have a nice 30-year-old Chinese gal that I have been holding off on reviewing. She is not the one I just previously mention that started all this drama. The gal is small petite with a very pretty face and a sleek body with a full luscious l carpet that is not overwhelming. Very engaging and anxious to please. Started with Daty followed by a small amount of munching at the "O" then a well administered BBBJ followed by a good, covered pump then back to BBBJ and finally a HJ to finish. Along the way it was a full in DFK. Great gal and reasonably priced. I'll DM the first winner with Photo and contact information. On last note: She likes to wear those loose-fitting shortie shorts..

Yes, you guessed it! The ones with the Serpico "Good Mongers seal of approval".

Here's the Trivia question:

Back in the 80's and 90"s there was a political right-wing pundit, well regarded but he never was in control of the facts. He was dubbed "NoFactsNovak" . This gentleman was a frequent guest on a highly rated political show on Saturday night that brought together opposing journalist of the day.

What was his name and what was the show called.. ?

Note: Our two esteemed but misguided colleagues above are not eligible as I don't want this poor gal abused. I do respond to regular members but if you have "0" reviews and a bunch of senseless comments please do not participate. Serious members only.

Isn't this just a great Forum!

PJ.

[ScoopFeeding]

Based on this post I went to see her last night. She's a nice looking lady in her early 40's, certainly looks good for her age. When I got there she wasnt available yet even though I called and they said she was. A very thin young lady gave me a massage and she took over 15 minutes later. What a service, very GFE! She started by licking my back ears, neck, onto a rim job and eventually a nice BBBJ and CFS. I gave 60 to the house for 45 minute massage and 2 bills to her.

Saw her last night and her BBBJ skills were outstanding. Almost drove me to go crazy. Tried to hold on for 10 min while kissing sucking on head. She finally sucked all seeds in her mouth.

[Mike85]

There are no quality AMP providers willing to accept 40 tip for a HJ in this area. The other poster that was complaining about tipping does not provide reviews. He keeps deflecting from providing any useful info on places with quality providers who gladly accept 40 tip for a HJ.

Pay what you will for these 'quality HJ ladies', ad populum responses don't make you correct. Perhaps some of us have other things to offer.

Why are all of you trying to dicktate what others should pay?

[BubbleBoi402]

Based on this post I went to see her last night. She's a nice looking lady in her early 40's, certainly looks good for her age. When I got there she wasnt available yet even though I called and they said she was. A very thin young lady gave me a massage and she took over 15 minutes later. What a service, very GFE! She started by licking my back ears, neck, onto a rim job and eventually a nice BBBJ and CFS. I gave 60 to the house for 45 minute massage and 2 bills to her.

If more of us do it, mms can make something happen.

[DCKing]

This awesome magnificent specimen of a woman is now at 678 starting on Tuesday, don't go rush too fast, we don't want Loudon county noisy busy bodies shutting that one down. We need them to stay under the radar, so keep that head on a swivel. In my honest option, I have not met anyone to compare to her looks, body, nor services. IMHO. For all of those of you that know Candi from WED Spa, you know what to expect out of this DIME. She goes by Anna now. FYSA.

Based on this post I went to see her last night. She's a nice looking lady in her early 40's, certainly looks good for her age. When I got there she wasnt available yet even though I called and they said she was. A very thin young lady gave me a massage and she took over 15 minutes later. What a service, very GFE! She started by licking my back ears, neck, onto a rim job and eventually a nice BBBJ and CFS. I gave 60 to the house for 45 minute massage and 2 bills to her.

[BubbleBoi402]

For mongers who use X, Wed just started an account. No need to text to get the latest line up anymore.

https://x.com/WedSpaVienna

[DonQuiote]

Falls Church / Alexandria, ad in my Insta feed.

https://daos-spabeauty.com/en/home-en/

"More than you expected" typically meaning extras, anyone tried?

Lou.

Haven't tried, but based on their Craigslist ad, and the fact they are on rubmaps and rubrankings and harlothub, I would assume they offer extras.