Massage Parlor Reports

[SukijoSeiwaka]

They know. They just don't care. According to a few insiders I interviewed a decade ago, when this region was very strict, it's not that they themselves go it's just that most don't care and don't want to be bothered.

1. paper work. They hate it. Especially for stupid things like this.

2. Waste of resources. As one cop made clear, "there's 3 million civilians and only 80,000 of us. We're focused on actual real problems. ".

3. Most cops don't care. They often disagree with the suits. "I used to smoke weed. I disagree with its current stance. I don't even approach a guy smoking weed. ".

4. It's mainly women, suburban moms, female shoppers, etc. who report and pressure crack downs. Women hate sex workers. They're the ones who protest.

When they crackdown:

1. You're too obvious. You're smoking weed in front of a school.

2. You're causing traffic jams.

3. We can blatantly tell what you're doing. (Loud sex noises, used condoms, half naked women visible from outside).

Basically, they don't care to bother you unless you're too obvious like above. They know. It's their job to but, as one cop said, "We get over 100,000 calls a month. There's only 80,000 of us. We have to focus on serious issues. Keep it in doors or areas where the neighbors don't care. ".

Sources:

Cops from OC and LA. Remember, crime is fiction.

[Wiregrass]

May you young whipper-snappers live long enough to qualify as the old guy.

This old guy often receives praise for being handsome (perhaps only to grease my wallet) however with the help of a daily Cialiis I can now F them long and hard; compare that with when I was young and would generally cum quickly just by seeing their pretty snatch (back then with hair / still my preference).

And while today's young oriental spinners are nice, they are not the pinnacle of my sex world. I'll choose a sincere sexy granny over a fake date every time.

I'll be visiting OC soon; I hope to escape my bride (and elderly mother) and enjoy your amenities.

[BSouthgate]

There is a place I have gone to recently that is 120 flat in Orange. I don't see them on BP much lately but they still have ads on megapersonals. Eu.

There may be a 1 or 2 for 140 flat in Santa ana, but I have not been to those.

Please be a sport and tell us where this place in Orange is located. Or at least offer to PM address to those who ask.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Save your money guys. She ain't all that. Fake ass and you can actually see the scars on her crack. Meh attitude, meh performance. I've had better. Not worth the hype.

Thanks for the tip, I was going to have a soda pop but. Probably bad idea been baf experiencesat the green goblin since the Ukrainian Mona.

[TheBagel]

Agreed. Her body (tits and ass) is very fake. She tries very hard to keep her baby scars hidden. Very cute and sweet though. Excellent BBBJ skills but a bit of a dead fish when it came to CFS. Maybe it was an off week for her.

LOL with all the attention she was getting on these boards, she is probably seeing multiple guys everyday so it's no wonder she's burnt out and can't put on a good performance.

I purposely avoid the popular places on here because of how busy they get. I prefer the lowkey ones.

[Anthramorse]

Agreed. Her body (tits and ass) is very fake. She tries very hard to keep her baby scars hidden. Very cute and sweet though. Excellent BBBJ skills but a bit of a dead fish when it came to CFS. Maybe it was an off week for her.

BJ is nothing to write home about either, I've had better with my atf elsewhere. Total dead fish and I'm not an ugly and old guy by all means. I guess some of us on here have very low standards 😂 I don't know, just me.

[King Kon]

Agreed. Her body (tits and ass) is very fake. She tries very hard to keep her baby scars hidden. Very cute and sweet though. Excellent BBBJ skills but a bit of a dead fish when it came to CFS. Maybe it was an off week for her.

Every single word typed by these two gentlemen, are nothing but the truth. Very cute and sweet indeed. Zero enthusiasm in the CFS. I could see why she was hyped up, but she definitely didn't live up to the potential. Maybe she was better in the past?

[KeepFishn]

Save your money guys. She ain't all that. Fake ass and you can actually see the scars on her crack. Meh attitude, meh performance. I've had better. Not worth the hype.

Agreed. Her body (tits and ass) is very fake. She tries very hard to keep her baby scars hidden. Very cute and sweet though. Excellent BBBJ skills but a bit of a dead fish when it came to CFS. Maybe it was an off week for her.

[BdsDavid]

There used to be some cheap parlors offering 120, I see some adds but tbh never paid attention, anyone knows places offering 120 FS specials?

There is a place I have gone to recently that is 120 flat in Orange. I don't see them on BP much lately but they still have ads on megapersonals. Eu.

There may be a 1 or 2 for 140 flat in Santa ana, but I have not been to those.

[King Kon]

Save your money guys. She ain't all that. Fake ass and you can actually see the scars on her crack. Meh attitude, meh performance. I've had better. Not worth the hype.

I was going to mention the crack myself. Through me off and certainly Not my favorite view.

She ended up getting the job done, but the service was 7/10 at best.

Looks wise, she does clear Megan at right. But Megan's energy and service far out exceeds what you get with Soomi.

Missionary was great and tight, but her energy wasn't there. BBJ was nice and smooth, but didn't last too long before she moved on to next action.

I asked for CIM, she said no. When I finished, she said next time, let me know you're finishing so I'm ready.

She wasn't bad by any means, but in hindsight, I wish I saw Chanel instead haha.

Service wise Right spa what I got with soda.

All good, besides the scar on her crack, she was hot.

She also mentioned she won't be back for a long time. 6 months to a year at least. So if you're still interested, go for it.

45 min. . 60 fee. $. 60 tip.

[BSouthgate]

Decided I would take a trip to see what Right was all about. I asked for JoJo on the phone and she was ready when I got there. Left the tip on the table so she knew what was ahead. On the table for some light massage action on my stomach and she also did a nice BBBJ technique while laying down. Flipped over for DATY and BBBJ before off to the races with multiple positions. She tried to rush a bit but I slowed down and got my times worth, Overall a decent time.

What does it mean, "Off to the races"? I never thought of sex as a race.

[Anthramorse]

Save your money guys. She ain't all that. Fake ass and you can actually see the scars on her crack. Meh attitude, meh performance. I've had better. Not worth the hype.

[MDK33]

I'm for this. Are we starting the revolution now?

This problem is because of the mindset of some of the people here. They want the clout of being a gatekeeper, or try to engage in trading info, or get off on having a full Inbox because people can't figure out basic info from their post.

Time and time again the admins have encouraged sharing location and detailed information on services provided. This site makes money from advertising revenue and they don't need the forums to be a place where you need to "earn your stripes" to get actionable information. New users would never return.

Also, LEO knows what is going on at MPs. They are probably their most regular customers.

Go to a place and post in plain English where it is, what happened, and who it was with. Simple. When and why is not as important.

[Jjoy07]

Decided I would take a trip to see what Right was all about. I asked for JoJo on the phone and she was ready when I got there. Left the tip on the table so she knew what was ahead. On the table for some light massage action on my stomach and she also did a nice BBBJ technique while laying down. Flipped over for DATY and BBBJ before off to the races with multiple positions. She tried to rush a bit but I slowed down and got my times worth, Overall a decent time.

[Twcaus]

Got a text from Eva that she's back from her monthly vacation, so of course I had to pay my ATF a visit to renew our GFE / PSE session.

I have already seen Eva a few times, both alone and even that one-time fivesome; each time Eva delivered an unforgettable PSE with her GFE attitude. We have probably experienced all possible acronyms and positions possible (all safe, of course); however, this last time was different. While in 69 with my tongue licking her clit and my finger deep inside her vagina, she actually squirted! It may be a weird fetish, but I just crave lady's love juice all over my face.

After she squirted, she immediately put a cover on and demanded me to fuxk her then mounted herself on me. Well, whom am I to say no? We proceed with the usual ACG RCG Stand K9 Stand Mish; to my surprise, Eva squirted again when I was pumping her hard during Stand Mish! Before I pop right there, I pulled out for my favorite finish move: BBBJDTCIM! Again, Eva just blew my mind, literally.

Unfortunately, I heard that this will be Eva's last week before she goes elsewhere; so, if you are into a sexy Asian squirter with a pair of natural C's and squeezable peaches, then make sure you don't miss this rare gem! Actually, forget what I just said so I could book her one more time before she leaves.