Massage Parlor Reports

[BSouthgate]

Well you can join me in Pattaya, Thailand the first week of June. You may or may not know it's the sex Capital of the world and dirt cheap compared with here. I'm throwing myself a divorce party and am planning to fuck my way through half of the working girl population. There is no comparison. The only thing I'm dreading is coming back.

Enjoy your Pattaya divorce party. I have visited there twice, observing but not tasting the delights.

I've included a few observations below. Others here will have much more knowledge.

The center of action seems to be on a short stretch of "walking street" parallel to the dirty beach. From there, the activity diffuses south along Beach Street. There are several sex bars along walking street and many massage places along the beach road and on side streets. Several middle-aged street women were cruising on the beach side of Beach Street. The younger, more attractive women were in the bars. There are a couple of hotels on Walking Street that cater specifically to sex tourists. You can find them online. Further south on Beach Street, there are some three and four-star hotels. Upscale high-end hotels are just south of the south end of Beach Street.

When your groin needs a rest, taxi to the Sanctuary of Truth. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanctuary_of_Truth). Beautiful wooden Hindu temple. There are also some natural parks south of Pattaya. I visited one with waterfalls. There, I met a sweet, young, flirtatious princess who was "temporarily" working in Pattaya. I would surely have invited her to my room if I had not been busy with my wife. Observing this kind of free-lance Thai women made me think of the guy in Asian Sex Diary. https://www.xvideos.com/channels/asiansexdiary.

[CarlosD3]

If you could had the opportunity to spend a week or month in a new region of your choosing every month, would you choose places with legendary or unique massage parlor girls or with the best blowjob providers.

Example, there are places with legendary streetwalkers (I'd get a room) and places with legendary parlors with unique anomalies like HH cup breasted Japanese girls. Which would you do?

I started a new business. Despite a slow month, I'm at profit. Earned enough to pay bills for the month the first week and have side hustles. So basically, I just have the ability to pay my bills, reinvest without doing the side hustles. Since it's a passive business, the side hustles give me extra money for leisure activities like video games or a blowjob tour. I'm not rolling in the dough. I'm a minimalist. The point is, my foundation already works and has for 4-5 years while in beta. While I grow my model, I have unlimited free time.

Well you can join me in Pattaya, Thailand the first week of June. You may or may not know it's the sex Capital of the world and dirt cheap compared with here. I'm throwing myself a divorce party and am planning to fuck my way through half of the working girl population. There is no comparison. The only thing I'm dreading is coming back.

[BigBoDonk]

There used to be some cheap parlors offering 120, I see some adds but tbh never paid attention, anyone knows places offering 120 FS specials?

[NoClue02]

Anyone know where lucky at bamboo wood went to? Haven't been active much lately and called mms and found out lucky left the place.

[Heartless Jay]

Was driving up Bristol on my way to a different AMP when I saw the shop at Bristol and Central, east side, upstairs #207. I had a few good experiences there a few years back so I detoured. Big mistake. Probably the worst AMP experience in the past 5 years. Greeted at the door by a bubbly 35+ Chinese girl in a short pink dress, good start. Got undressed and was sitting on the edge of the table when she came in. She figured out I wasn't there to pretend to want massage, so she asked what I wanted. Pointed to the 140 on the table. She counted it and said right away, want 160. I said no, 140, and she said ok. No foreplay, no BJ, she put on the cover and laid on the table. Kind of a smelly pussy, that mixture of bad puss and latex. Had a pained expression on her face from the start. Switched to K9 to enjoy the mirror next to the table and she was in a big hurry for me to finish, saying just 1 minute, just 1 minute. Then after 1 minute she pulled out, pulled off the jimmy, and started a jackhammer. After just 1 more minute she says I'm tired, you hurry. So I got off the table, got myself a wet wipe for my prick, and grabbed my clothes. She was trying to get me to try 1 more minute, but I just got dressed and bailed. I've left an AMP disappointed before, but not sure I ever remember walking out without depositing sperm in some fashion. Her name is GiGi. I'll not be going back to that place. Anyone else have recent experience at this shop?

[Fuzion]

Finished an unplanned back-to-back session today at Green Sign. Had Suki and then Coco. Today's their last day, as they will be rotated out, but I'm sure they'll be back so hopefully this review will be good in a couple of months.

Before I begin with my ratings and review, it was unplanned because I finished a good session with Suki and Suki introduced me to Coco on the way out. She was super flirtatious. Suki told her I had a strong cock and Coco was instantly turned on and began going after me. Reminded me of picking up a horny ABG from the club. She was all over me in the doorway and we had to be pried off each other because we were on camera. We basically groped and molested each other on the way out. I didn't have enough money so while I walked back to my car, I made an audible to fuck the shit out of Coco so I pulled money out of the nearest ATM and went back. Whether or not this was accidental or intentional of her, who cares because I made the right decision.

Suki.

Face: 6. 5 or 7. Kind of resting ***** face, big nose, basically reminds me of an older Chinese sister for some reason. She's not ugly and many of you will actually like her looks. I'm going to say very late 30's or 40's.

Body: 8. Skinny, tall about 5'6" fake tits solid C, no tattoos or scars. First words I thought of was "wow, tits on a stick". Man made C cups. Big for her frame. Kind of like Leanna Heart body. Best thing about the session.

Service: 7. Decent service. Went through all positions. Doggy by far is the best. She's super tight and I think her asshole is bleached so it's a REALLY memorable view.

Attitude: 6. 5. No DFK. Had to lube up a couple of times. Very business like.

Overall: 7. I enjoyed my session. I would recommend. I wouldn't repeat though if she was on the lineup again. But many of you will pick her so win win for all of us!

Coco.

Face: 7. Blonde hair. Younger. 32-37? Makeup. Looks like ABG. Slutty looks. I wouldn't say beautiful but pretty decent / good.

Body: 7. 5'2", fake tits B or low C, one tattoo that I thought was a c section scar but turns out it's a Sakura tree branch, kind of like Vina Sky's tattoo. Not that much curves but it was good enough. It wasn’t the body for face that attracted me to her.

Service: 8. Went through all positions. Love DFK, we went at it like lovers at a club drunk off each other's lust. Made her cum hard in mish. Like eyes rolled back and quivering.

Attitude: 10. She proves that for me service will beat out looks. It was the kind of lustful connection you rarely encounter. A straight up semen demon. She's a fucking horn dog slutt and I loved it. She said I made her cum hard. She did, and I did too. I rarely make rash decisions like going back to back but it was worth it. Next time I'm going to do 2 pops with her. She said I have one of the best cocks, very strong. Not sure if she says that to everyone but even if it was genuine, it was great to hear since I share the same sentiments. No I'm not in love with her.

Overall: 8. 5. It was one of the best sessions at an AMP. I wouldn't recommend to you guys because I don't know if she will have the same connection but I will definitely repeat if she comes back.

There's another ATF of mine at Right Spa coming in July and if she says 2-3 months then I will have a very enjoyable July and August. There was a 3rd girl there. She looked okay but I wouldn't pick her. Couldn't tell if it was Kelly or Apple. Suki told me Korean girl and new girls coming tomorrow. Sounds like I'll be returning soon if Soda is as good as or better than Alisa and Coco. Really love me the girls with fake tits here and even better if they're spinners and semen demons (like Coco).

[BSouthgate]

If you could had the opportunity to spend a week or month in a new region of your choosing every month, would you choose places with legendary or unique massage parlor girls or with the best blowjob providers.

Example, there are places with legendary streetwalkers (I'd get a room) and places with legendary parlors with unique anomalies like HH cup breasted Japanese girls. Which would you do?

I started a new business. Despite a slow month, I'm at profit. Earned enough to pay bills for the month the first week and have side hustles. So basically, I just have the ability to pay my bills, reinvest without doing the side hustles. Since it's a passive business, the side hustles give me extra money for leisure activities like video games or a blowjob tour. I'm not rolling in the dough. I'm a minimalist. The point is, my foundation already works and has for 4-5 years while in beta. While I grow my model, I have unlimited free time.

If I had a week or two and only wanted to play, I would go to Hong Kong. Hong Kong is heaven:

https://asiansexdiary.com/2019/01/21/hong-kong/

My last trip was about ten years ago. Here is a description of the fun.

There are so many ways to play in Hong Kong. These are just three.

1. Walk up (141) single woman brothels. There are websites like.

http://161sex.com/english.php?utm_so...rer=google.com

With names, photos, descriptions, menus, and addresses of hundreds of cherubs. For less than $100, you can spend a glorious hour with a Chinese angel who will treat you like an emperor.

When you get to the street address, you walk up at least one flight to a hall illuminated with Christmas lights and lined with doors. In English and Chinese, signs on the doors tell you of the delights that lie beyond. Pay attention to "Busy" signs indicating that your chosen sweetheart is entertaining another client. Otherwise, knock. The door will open, the scent of perfume and sex will fill your nostrils, and you will see the lovely thing you are seeking. If you are not pleased, excuse yourself and find another door. This will give you a heads-up of what to expect.

https://rutube.ru/video/697a790d5c6e...bbab6af435ba9/

If the face peering through the half-opened door makes your heart beat faster, nod your head and step into heaven. Despite your throbbing cock pushing through the crotch of your pants, stop to think of what you would like to do and tell her. Most understand enough of the necessary English: blowjob, fuck, 69, etc. Ask the price; there is room for some bargaining here.

She will then undress and help you out of your clothes. You will not forget your initial glimpse of her lovely mounds tipped with rosebuds or the thick triangular jungle at her groin. She will wash your body and hers in a tiny shower in the corner of the room. Here, you will first feel the light touch of her dainty hands on your rock-hard organ. Oh, what memories. Wash the hot, moist candy box you will soon taste and penetrate.

After you are both scrubbed clean, she will lead you to her neon black-lit bed. The rest of the fun is shown in these videos.

https://m.tnaflix.com/amateur-porn/1...g/video9298729

https://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/0kV0...rom-Hong-Kong/

If you like your experience, ask for her phone number and invite her to your hotel.

1. Hostess Clubs. There are a few on the Kowloon side near Nathan Road. One used to be at 37 Dundas Street. After about 20 minutes of searching, I found two video examples.

https://pornzog.com/video/8526427/an...y-party-manny/

https://pornzog.com/video/8299367/an...sseuse-lettie/

Enter on a side street with neon signs advertising you are passing into paradise for men. Arrive at an introductory bar and meeting area, where you are greeted by a hostess matchmaker. She will take you to a small room with comfortable sofas and a table. You can order a drink if you like. She will explain the duration of services and costs. It used to be about $70 for an hour. You can give her a description of the kind of woman you are looking for and what you want. You can ask for one, two, three, or more women. She exits and returns, leading a young angel by the hand. After introductions, you must decide if you are happy or want to see another maiden.

If you are satisfied, you will pay the hostess fee, and your new bride will lead you up a stairway to a "hotel" desk, where you will pay a small fee for a room. The second video above shows this procedure well. I was lucky to find it.

The bridal chamber and shower will be larger than the tiny one-room brothel described in section 1 above. After the bath, you will play for about an hour on a king-sized bed. Your joyful and loving partner will lick your entire body, including your well-scrubbed butt hole, your juice sac, and your jade stem.

If you are a super stud, you can erupt your fountain of hot white lava once, twice, or three times. Being an experienced and considerate love, you will bring her to a peak of ecstasy at least one time.

These women are also sometimes open to dating after they meet you.

After you descend that stairway, you will be drained and ready for a plate of delicious Hong Kong fried noodles.

1. Outcall dates with escorts. These are like escort dates in the US but longer, less expensive ($150), and with women who adore lovemaking. You can arrange these on Internet sites or even in ads in newsstand magazines. Negotiate everything before she arrives at your hotel door. There are women of all ethnicities who do sex work in Hong Kong. Lots are from the Philippines, Indonesia, Russia, and India. Of course, Hong Kong and mainland Chinese. Escort dates are more likely to speak English well. Many do this as a second job.

I did not even touch on other possibilities, like the bars in Wan Chai where you can choose your drinks and your pussy; the women you can meet on the street, especially on the day that the Philippine housemaids have their day off; the massage parlors where, unlike in the US, both excellent traditional Chinese massage and oral massage of the penis are available.

There are so many possibilities. During your week in Hong Kong, you may leave several liters of your DNA behind. Enjoy.

[BSouthgate]

If you could had the opportunity to spend a week or month in a new region of your choosing every month, would you choose places with legendary or unique massage parlor girls or with the best blowjob providers.

Example, there are places with legendary streetwalkers (I'd get a room) and places with legendary parlors with unique anomalies like HH cup breasted Japanese girls. Which would you do?

I started a new business. Despite a slow month, I'm at profit. Earned enough to pay bills for the month the first week and have side hustles. So basically, I just have the ability to pay my bills, reinvest without doing the side hustles. Since it's a passive business, the side hustles give me extra money for leisure activities like video games or a blowjob tour. I'm not rolling in the dough. I'm a minimalist. The point is, my foundation already works and has for 4-5 years while in beta. While I grow my model, I have unlimited free time.

Suki, congratulations on your business success. Please spend some of your profit on reportable encounters with the lovely angels of joy.

Regarding that week of fun, I will think deeply about this.

[BSouthgate]

It was clearly inflammation, probably caused by the alcohol burn. The first step would be to wash any lingering traces of it off and probably leave it alone, or maybe apply some sort of soothing gel. Maybe some ice. Although that would be hard to explain if caught. Anti-biotics are for bacterial infections. Little critters don't grow that fast.

I agree with all of Dark Room's recs. I would add that you make sure there is no visible lesion before you play again.

[SukijoSeiwaka]

If you could had the opportunity to spend a week or month in a new region of your choosing every month, would you choose places with legendary or unique massage parlor girls or with the best blowjob providers.

Example, there are places with legendary streetwalkers (I'd get a room) and places with legendary parlors with unique anomalies like HH cup breasted Japanese girls. Which would you do?

I started a new business. Despite a slow month, I'm at profit. Earned enough to pay bills for the month the first week and have side hustles. So basically, I just have the ability to pay my bills, reinvest without doing the side hustles. Since it's a passive business, the side hustles give me extra money for leisure activities like video games or a blowjob tour. I'm not rolling in the dough. I'm a minimalist. The point is, my foundation already works and has for 4-5 years while in beta. While I grow my model, I have unlimited free time.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Try Neosporin with pain relief added-greasy antibiotics. If that doesn't work for you, put it in a hot dog bun and go to the ER. Maybe nurse Betty can make it feel better.

Red.

It was clearly inflammation, probably caused by the alcohol burn. The first step would be to wash any lingering traces of it off and probably leave it alone, or maybe apply some sort of soothing gel. Maybe some ice. Although that would be hard to explain if caught. Anti-biotics are for bacterial infections. Little critters don't grow that fast.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Correct me if I'm wrong but the standard for LV 1 is 60. Have I been getting ripped off?

I've always driven by Harbor Spa, are they only a jack shack or is there more on the menu?

For years, Harbor Spa had the absolute cutest Chinese girls. (And Angel Spa at Beach and GG had the cutest Vietnamese girls). And they always want a premium tip for their youth. When one girl was demanding a high tip, I said in that case, just finish with some foot massage, no HE. She got annoyed and said "I am not some old woman! But finally we compromised and she actually was super hot with her top off. Just perfect natural B's on a girl who looked like a model and she did a good job. And even though we had negotiated cheaper, I went ahead and gave her the original amount she asked for. She was worth it.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I think you are right. If they are busy, they would have told him to come back in an hour, not "days".

I still keep in touch with one of the girls there. She said they are not busy at all. For the sake of argument, assuming she lied to me, have you guys ever considered why a place is busy. There are over 100 spas just in Santa Ana alone. And I am not even counting other spas in OC. Why is a place busier than another. I get why some of you don't like a busy place, but for me I rather have hotter girls than going to a place with less hot girl just because it's not as busy. To each their own, I guess.

That's a good question. Why are some shops busy? The quality of girls appearance, quality of massage, the extent and quality of extras, attitude of the girls. Combined with the location, non-sleaziness, cleanliness, and room privacy. And then all that is balanced with the price. Not necessarily the cheapest. If there is a girl that is hot and you leave feeling you have had an amazing experience, you won't quibble with the price.

I talked to the MMS at a Korean place, and she said that her hottest girls only worked the weekends. It seems a hot girl in high demand can bring in a boatload of cash just working weekends. Probably not that hard to pull in a grand a day, and only working weekends is $8 k a month take home pay, just coming in 2 days a month. That's like heart surgeon money or oral surgeon money for someone with probably no education or training at all.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

This happened to me at Angela Spa. Went last week to check out Mandy. Surprised to find out the walls don't go up to the ceiling I can hear EVERYTHING next door. Linda told me to wait for Mandy. All the while I'm listening to her sucking and fucking literally a few feet away from me. She took like a 3 minutes break after walking out the last customer. She smelled OK and not sweaty or sticky but I know for a fact she did not shower, probably just a quick wipe down and some Listerine. She's pretty good looking tho with natural C's and a round booty. I did my best to block out the last guy and did enjoy myself, but I probably won't go back because that is just disgusting they don't shower between customers. I had a regular at Believe and she ALWAYS showered and comes in wrapped in a fresh towel every time I saw her. I am pretty sure none of the girls showered between customers at Right Spa if they're busy.

How many times do you come in, and get fresh clean sheets? At least they bring in a fresh towel to put over you. At the end of the session they merely fold that towel up to look like new. So your entire experience was using dirty sheets and a dirty towel. And you start wondering if that hot towel used on your wee wee to wipe the glue and Polish the balls, is actually laundered too. Now that same girl is running from one customer in one session to the next customer. What do you suppose her hygiene standards are for her mouth, nips, and hoo-haw in the 60 seconds she has to "freshen up" in the one bathroom used by everyone. If at all? I only know of one shop that has a shower. Air Body. And it looks pretty unused.

Probably many of us have downplayed the risks DFK, DATY, BB-anything. But we don't seem to get any reports of people actually catching things. Perhaps we're all lucky. But it was not that long ago, that everyone was deathly afraid of breathing the same air. Much less swallowing the same spit or body fluids. Reflecting on this, has reminded me that a girl you rent for an hour is not the same thing as a girlfriend or wife.

[MDK33]

Went to Air Body yday. Was looking for Yuki but she wasn't working that day. Told mms I was looking for strong hands. She sent in Macy. Lighting is a bit dim but from what I saw cuteish face 7/10, probably low 30's, very fit body, A cup with nice big nipples. English was very decent.

She did not disappoint with the strong hands. Great massage. After back massage was over. She teased and did the reverse jerk. Very interesting and pleasant move. She left to get hot towels for a wipe down. Flipped, got down to business. Great HJ. Takes directions very well, no rush. Shot my load, cleaned me up and proceeded to massage some more.

10/10 experience would come back. Heard Kiki is a real looker too.