Massage Parlor Reports

[Helmette]

For the kind info. Yes, I heard about the border problems getting into US side.

Once I muster up enough $ and courage for the expedition, I will give you a heads-up DM.

Gracias!

One other detail. Getting in and staying there is perfectly safe and hassle-free. However, getting back into US can be a problem due to long pedestrial border queues and the idiot US immigration officers. Check border crossing times online at.

https://bwt.cbp.gov/details/09250401/PED

If you buy medications (Viagra, etc.) at any of the excellent prescription-free pharmacies, hide them on your person (pockets, fanny packs, etc.) and do not declare them to immigration. They never personally search you, but they may search luggage. Meds, including Viagra, cost about one-half of the US cost and do not require prescriptions. Be careful about using medications if you have heart disease or are taking heart medications. Otherwise, they are a fun way to enhance your experience.

Please give me a heads up by PM if you go. I don't regularly check the TJ board.

[Taws6]

Sorry gents I neglected to say I paid $50 house and left $140 on table. But you all know this by now. This is about 2% of my monthly alimony / CS so it puts things in perspective about the financial decision to get married.

So, doing the math "about" 2% of your monthly alimony is 190.

That means you pay in alimony $9,500

Times 12 months, that's "about" $114,000 annually.

Damn, your wife had a good lawyer.

Sorry bro.

[Ticl90]

Well, stopped by the other day, Selina helped me out, dropped house fee plus what I agreed on with her and down she went on the little guy down stairs, got to say it's worth it, hope she sticks around she told me "come back" so maybe she staying longer than planned, and I also on a side not just out of curiosity did anyone else got a stamp card? LOL mamasan handed it to me and say come back and tell all your friends.

[BSouthgate]

I'd argue, top reason, is neighboring businesses or residents noticing the traffic to / from the business. In general, probably no legitimate business wants to next door to a massage parlor, unless its a totally legitimate massage business, probably with a name brand attached to it.

Occasionally, police crack down on parlors, most often during election years.

While we can't do anything about the traffic any one parlor generates, what we can do is be good to the neighboring businesses. Don't act creepy, don't hang in your car watching, don't count your money on the way into the parlor, etc, you get the idea.

Right Spa masseuses and their customers should frequent the adjacent dental clinic for cleanings, toothaches, etc. While in the dental chair, rave about the services available on the massage tables next door. This kind of business camaraderie will create good feelings for dentists and masseuses alike.

[BSouthgate]

Has anyone elected an hour session (or longer) at Right Spa? Curious if that guarantees MSOG or at least decent massage prior.

Read my report on Eva at Right.

[HoDough]

I'd argue, top reason, is neighboring businesses or residents noticing the traffic to / from the business. In general, probably no legitimate business wants to next door to a massage parlor, unless its a totally legitimate massage business, probably with a name brand attached to it.

Occasionally, police crack down on parlors, most often during election years.

While we can't do anything about the traffic any one parlor generates, what we can do is be good to the neighboring businesses. Don't act creepy, don't hang in your car watching, don't count your money on the way into the parlor, etc, you get the idea.

There's probably a wide variety of reasons, but for sure they sometimes get complaints from other neighboring businesses, who report them to the Landlord. And sometimes directly to the city and cops. When they get reported to the Landlord, the Landlord will sometimes contact the business and even do their own investigation because most want legit tenants and don't like it when they're getting contacted by the city, cops, and potential lawsuits.

[Oc Amper]

Guys, the main reason the crack down on hoes are these:

1. Women complain. This is the top reason. Women, housewives, neighbors, etc hate sex workers.

2. You're too close to a school.

3. You're too blatant.

4. The second or sometimes the first. You piss off someone connected. Example, the masseuse pisses off a drug narc, cops son, officials kid.

Trust me, these guys who you think are clients bang p-411 chicks and high class escorts.

I'd argue, top reason, is neighboring businesses or residents noticing the traffic to / from the business. In general, probably no legitimate business wants to next door to a massage parlor, unless its a totally legitimate massage business, probably with a name brand attached to it.

Occasionally, police crack down on parlors, most often during election years.

While we can't do anything about the traffic any one parlor generates, what we can do is be good to the neighboring businesses. Don't act creepy, don't hang in your car watching, don't count your money on the way into the parlor, etc, you get the idea.

[HoDough]

Is the blond one? Who's the youngest and cutest.

Mandy is the youngest one that I've seen there recently and she has a cute face and some nice tits. She has black hair. I'm kind of careful who I DFK due to a previous scare and I don't like girls with bad breath, but I couldn't resist this one. When I met her the first time, there was a guy in the next room fucking the hell out of her friend Selena, and you can hear everything. I'm pretty sure the Insurance company next door can hear it also. And because we both could hear it, she began her massage by putting her pussy right up against my face.

[Sexaholic777]

Sorry gents I neglected to say I paid $50 house and left $140 on table. But you all know this by now. This is about 2% of my monthly alimony / CS so it puts things in perspective about the financial decision to get married.

I only pay 120. That's the going rate plus house fees for young and old providers.

What about Foot health massage in Fountain. Any reports. Last I done there was Lulu mid 40's. Total $160. Ok massage. But she can suck start a Harley.

Helen. 50 something. Horrible massage. Ok FS.

Amy. Good massage. And she uses toys lmao if she likes you.

Papa sans wife joins in sometimes. LOL. Total $300.

[Sexaholic777]

Anyone else know where she went?

I was able to convert her LOL from straight massage to full on FS. I guess she likes my Brad Pit. Gwai low. Looks. Haha.

I hear Serene has others that like strangers that offer more tip and then they do the same. Trick is. Leave the cash on the table before they massage then they start the dirty.

[Sexaholic777]

Guys, the main reason the crack down on hoes are these:

1. Women complain. This is the top reason. Women, housewives, neighbors, etc hate sex workers.

2. You're too close to a school.

3. You're too blatant.

4. The second or sometimes the first. You piss off someone connected. Example, the masseuse pisses off a drug narc, cops son, officials kid.

Trust me, these guys who you think are clients bang p-411 chicks and high class escorts.

So if you married and are in relationships.

Get a burner phone. I know a guy. LOL. Keep that shit in your car under your seat or hidden glove box. Or secret panel in your car. LOL.

[Sexaholic777]

Selena is the one with the good English. Mandy sometimes needs the translator. Selena is a bit older than Mandy and has a nice tight body with perfect B boobs. Both are beautiful in different ways. I think this week or next week bis their last week.

Is the blond one? Who's the youngest and cutest.

[Sexaholic777]

1212 S Bristol St #22.

Santa Ana, California 92704.

Who's good here? Has anyone been to that JX massage on 17th?

[NewPSurfRat]

Has anyone elected an hour session (or longer) at Right Spa? Curious if that guarantees MSOG or at least decent massage prior.

[CarlosD3]

Sorry gents I neglected to say I paid $50 house and left $140 on table. But you all know this by now. This is about 2% of my monthly alimony / CS so it puts things in perspective about the financial decision to get married.

I went to Right Spa today at 4 pm and was asked to sit behind a wooden partition. Another monger sat in the next. Then two more mongers walked in. Fortunately I was there first and got lucky with Selena. I also saw Lisa who was really cute and slim, small boobs.

Selena is so fucking sexy. Perfect C / D cup boobs that I swear were real. I couldn't get over them. She said she's from Taiwan and is here one week. Such a cute face and perfect body. She wore this like schoolgirl skirt.

She managed to suck my dong while I was on my stomach, then proceeded to 69 with me and this girl could deepthroat! I nearly popped right there. I then proceeded to make out with her while she rode on top, then pounded her in missionary. While I was doing so she was saying things like "I love you!" and "I want to marry you! So sorry guys, we're getting hitched before she leaves next week 😂. Something tells me she might not be faithful to me.

I was expecting another girl to pop in on us but I think they were just too busy. No big deal, Selena certainly was enough for me!