Massage Parlor Reports

[SukijoSeiwaka]

The Santa Ana mayor and police chief are probably customers.

A bust would be a tragedy for these women. They came from their motherland to give us so much. Should we start a bail fund?

Guys, the main reason the crack down on hoes are these:

1. Women complain. This is the top reason. Women, housewives, neighbors, etc hate sex workers.

2. You're too close to a school.

3. You're too blatant.

4. The second or sometimes the first. You piss off someone connected. Example, the masseuse pisses off a drug narc, cops son, officials kid.

Trust me, these guys who you think are clients bang p-411 chicks and high class escorts.

[AzLionsFan01]

Back again fellow mongers with a tale of a visit for me that will live in infamy.

Came in early afternoon today, and paid house for an hour.

Was greeted at the door by Mandy. Fucking D boobs in a short dress popping out and good English. I have has Mandy's service before but was ok with going again.

We got to the room and I left the tip on the table. She took the tip and left the room. When she came back she had another woman with her, taller and slender, fucking beautiful. Her name was Selena.

Mandy said two girls? I asked how much and after a negotiation we agreed to $100.

Mandy immediately started licking my balls and taint while Selena went down on my shaft. Selena is a thinner B cup beautiful Asian that looked me in the eyes while going down on me.

Mandy was no slouch and strattled my face with her wet pussy while Selena was working my shaft. Soon the cover went on and Selena was RCG while Mandy was on my face.
I had to ask to stop as I was getting close. They changed the cover and I was doggying Mandy while Selena was playing with my balls from behind and rubbing her tits against me.

Mandy was tight and wet, I was ready to pop, but Selena wanted her turn. I was good as I needed a break. One went another cover and I was pounding Selena doggie. Mandy left and I was going deep in Selena. Finished off in the cover and was laying on the table with Selena. Mandy came in with a hot towel along with Linda, a shorter full figured beautiful Asian who I had seen before and asked how i liked the session. How could I complain. No massage, just pure fun.

Enjoy my fellow mongers. Definately one of my favorite spots.

Two of the best body's and decent English I have encountered in my mongering experience. It totally was worth the 2. 6 for tip.

Enjoy.

[Fe Maiden]

No, this is the new one that's off the 5 freeway, on La Paz. It's next to the hotel with the double entrance doors.

Got it. I was a bit confused by the post that mentioned Triton and Victoria. I have yet to try Victoria or La Paz. Do you recommend?

[CryMoarHoar]

I went today and had a copy paste experience to what's been mentioned and had two girls. Eva and Iris, I'll spare you the details but one thing that is so plainly obvious is y'all are going to burn this place out. It'll for sure be gone in less than a month at this rate. While I was there it was completely full of mongers and people waiting in the lobby area and parking lot. At 10 am. If we want to have this good thing last we have to let it cool down or LEs going to notice sooner than later. Let's keep this place going for a while.

It doesn't matter. Ride it until the wheels fall off. This is just another upgraded level of "believe massage" - guaranteed it won't last.

[SoCalExplorer]

I saw a bunch of posters here raving about it and I figured it was worth trying since I still to this day have not had more than one girl at a time, seemed like a very enticing offer.

As I was pulling up I literally saw 2 guys racing for the front door. Decided to wait a bit since I didn't want to go in at the same time as anyone else, but guys just kept going in and coming out. I imagine the posts here have something to do with that LOL.

I finally went in and was greeted by the mamasan, who very quickly brought me into a room and tried to get me to pay the fee before starting. I told her I was not paying until I chose which girls would service me. She left the room really quickly and told me to stay, but I decided it was not worth at that point. I attempted to walk out and a girl grabbed me and said, "honey you take me it ok" and she was pretty gross looking, probably mid 30's with blackened teeth. Between me entering and leaving I saw 3 half naked girls, all of which seemed to be on the older side, it's no better than what the K Agencies have been providing.

I think if all you need is a massage and a release, this place is probably for you. But if you are going with the expectation to see young cute girls, you will not be getting that.

[King Kon]

Was wondering if any of you have ever asked and / or offered your provider extra donation to film your sessions.

I know majority don't want to see phones, but there's a price for everything.

[HoDough]

Victoria spa? It's not on Triton is it?

No, this is the new one that's off the 5 freeway, on La Paz. It's next to the hotel with the double entrance doors.

[Fe Maiden]

I've been told I look like a movie star, especially when I walk in with my sunglasses. I guess I may have gotten lucky here. I was a little disturbed by the sign in the room that says the cops are allowed to do an inspection without any notice at anytime. So, while I was titty fucking her, my eyes kept glancing at the door.

Victoria spa? It's not on Triton is it?

[BSouthgate]

Gracias, and I will share my expedition (probably around my summer break).

KUDOS to you.

One other detail. Getting in and staying there is perfectly safe and hassle-free. However, getting back into US can be a problem due to long pedestrial border queues and the idiot US immigration officers. Check border crossing times online at.

https://bwt.cbp.gov/details/09250401/PED

If you buy medications (Viagra, etc.) at any of the excellent prescription-free pharmacies, hide them on your person (pockets, fanny packs, etc.) and do not declare them to immigration. They never personally search you, but they may search luggage. Meds, including Viagra, cost about one-half of the US cost and do not require prescriptions. Be careful about using medications if you have heart disease or are taking heart medications. Otherwise, they are a fun way to enhance your experience.

Please give me a heads up by PM if you go. I don't regularly check the TJ board.

[Helmette]

Gracias, and I will share my expedition (probably around my summer break).

KUDOS to you.

My dozens of experiences were very different. Never any problem with crime. I recommend the following:

1. Before you leave, reserve a hotel downtown near the Zona Norte (usually about $80).

2. Browse the ads in mexicolindobar or cumintj or the other escort sites. Find someone you like in the ads. Then chat by email with the managers regarding what the women want and do. Are they passionate? Do they like to kiss? All night? Lactating? Anilingus? Don't be shy. The managers know the women and will discuss your fantasies with you.

3. Make a date for one of the nights you will be there and give them your hotel name. Perfectly safe.

4. Drive to the border and park in the long-term lot at San Ysidro. Remember your passport.

5. Cross the border in the morning. Uber to your hotel.

6. After a rest and before the sun sets, walk to the Zona Norte, which is easy to find.

7. I never went with a street girl, but I hear it is safe and cheap to try. Go to the main chica bars like Hong Kong and Adelita. Chat with the ladies. Many speak English. If one turns you on, discuss with her in a polite or even romantic way what you would like to do with her and how much you can pay. She will lead you upstairs to a room. Perfectly safe and fun.

8. After kissing your sweetie goodbye, walk back to your hotel and prepare to meet your evening date if you have one. If not, dinner in one of the excellent restaurants on La Revolucion Blvd.

9. Never venture off the main streets downtown at night.

I have spent scores of days and nights in TJ and Playas and never ever had any problem. I met gringos who live in TJ and don't have crime problems. Try it.

[HoDough]

I went today and had a copy paste experience to what's been mentioned and had two girls. Eva and Iris, I'll spare you the details but one thing that is so plainly obvious is y'all are going to burn this place out. It'll for sure be gone in less than a month at this rate. While I was there it was completely full of mongers and people waiting in the lobby area and parking lot. At 10 am. If we want to have this good thing last we have to let it cool down or LEs going to notice sooner than later. Let's keep this place going for a while.

I stopped going here because it got so busy. Even my "secret" non-busy times that I went started getting busier. Cops obviously know about this place, but some are probably clients when they're off duty. Which keeps the dream alive. We'll see how long it lasts.

[BSouthgate]

I went today and had a copy paste experience to what's been mentioned and had two girls. Eva and Iris, I'll spare you the details but one thing that is so plainly obvious is y'all are going to burn this place out. It'll for sure be gone in less than a month at this rate. While I was there it was completely full of mongers and people waiting in the lobby area and parking lot. At 10 am. If we want to have this good thing last we have to let it cool down or LEs going to notice sooner than later. Let's keep this place going for a while.

The Santa Ana mayor and police chief are probably customers.

A bust would be a tragedy for these women. They came from their motherland to give us so much. Should we start a bail fund?

[AndrewF1718]

I went today and had a copy paste experience to what's been mentioned and had two girls. Eva and Iris, I'll spare you the details but one thing that is so plainly obvious is y'all are going to burn this place out. It'll for sure be gone in less than a month at this rate. While I was there it was completely full of mongers and people waiting in the lobby area and parking lot. At 10 am. If we want to have this good thing last we have to let it cool down or LEs going to notice sooner than later. Let's keep this place going for a while.

[OakOak22]

Visited Right-SPA: Greeted by 2 Hot Asian cuties. Asked if I wanted 2 women to massage me, No, I don't- I just got off work From King Taco, and needed a massage. BTW- Forget about the massage, it's not something these Con /,scam /,hustlers / ****** / what ever you want to label them ARE THERE FOR....SO, In the room waiting -AS, the lobby got BUSY AS F# at #K. All I hear is DICK SUUUUKKKIIINN. MOANNIN, FROM ROOM TO ROOM. (WHAT DID I GET MY SELF INTO) NEXT THING YOU KNOW TWO OF THE LADIES CAME IN AND STRIPPED ME DOWN AND GOT TO WORK ON me, playing with my baseball bat, kissing, licking, sucking, spitting WHICH SUCKED EVEN X2 of them doing it! Then 69 swong around each one tag teaming. Even with both of them switching 69,69, it was TOO MUCH GOING ON- them kissing eachother -you know the story same as a porn movie action. After 69 ONE kicks one off of my bat and slid down the pole with no covering, that was kinda the best part, then the other pushed the other one off and slid A COVER ON this time and repeated the Slide action, again, more kissing more deep kissing -69 whilE I was getting it on, which was WAY TO MUCH GOING ON. Finished and cleaned me up with a HOT TOWEL which felt better then the service. There was a 3rd woman she was hinting to come in after the fact, but I had no money these woman EYED my wallet and wanted all my money 140 pre tip, 50 enter, 20 up sale tip (asked for 20 more for better service) then 70 was in wallet that they took. What ever, it could of been better IF I MADE THE EFFORT TO INSTRUCT, but I'm a nice guy.

I had a fucking stroke trying to read this.

[BSouthgate]

Am I too chiken shit to go down to TJ and have fun? YES, I admit I am too chicken to go abroad to unknown. I don't have much to lose, except my life. But I still fear. I fear I could get gun-down, drugged, mugged, kidnapped, etc. In TJ, and the biggest fear would be that I lose my self-control and marry one of those hotties and bring her to US. LOL! One of my good friends went down there for a bachelor party, lost his passport while mugged; and when crossing the border, he got detained and treated like a illegal for a week until his father went to the Border Patrol to get him. He missed his work for a week, so he got fired. And he is still looking for a job, while working a part-time at In-and-Out. Please share and guide me for this TJ expedition.

My dozens of experiences were very different. Never any problem with crime. I recommend the following:

1. Before you leave, reserve a hotel downtown near the Zona Norte (usually about $80).

2. Browse the ads in mexicolindobar or cumintj or the other escort sites. Find someone you like in the ads. Then chat by email with the managers regarding what the women want and do. Are they passionate? Do they like to kiss? All night? Lactating? Anilingus? Don't be shy. The managers know the women and will discuss your fantasies with you.

3. Make a date for one of the nights you will be there and give them your hotel name. Perfectly safe.

4. Drive to the border and park in the long-term lot at San Ysidro. Remember your passport.

5. Cross the border in the morning. Uber to your hotel.

6. After a rest and before the sun sets, walk to the Zona Norte, which is easy to find.

7. I never went with a street girl, but I hear it is safe and cheap to try. Go to the main chica bars like Hong Kong and Adelita. Chat with the ladies. Many speak English. If one turns you on, discuss with her in a polite or even romantic way what you would like to do with her and how much you can pay. She will lead you upstairs to a room. Perfectly safe and fun.

8. After kissing your sweetie goodbye, walk back to your hotel and prepare to meet your evening date if you have one. If not, dinner in one of the excellent restaurants on La Revolucion Blvd.

9. Never venture off the main streets downtown at night.

I have spent scores of days and nights in TJ and Playas and never ever had any problem. I met gringos who live in TJ and don't have crime problems. Try it.