Massage Parlor Reports

[SaltyDog]

Anyone else got unusually good service here?

For $130 which included the house fee, I was able to get BBBJ, DFK, and a light nuru massage with a hot, petite and silky smooth skin Chinese girl (didn't get her name) dressed in a sexy mini skirt that couldn't be older than 30. Am I in heaven or something????????????

Not sure if it was a YMMV thing but I'm by no means a Brad Pitt nor charming at all. Just very average looking, above-average fitness wise, good hygiene and respectfully straight to the point. I say this because there was one caveat; while I was in the parking lot and playing on my phone for a bit before going in, I noticed a sloppy looking Mexican guy (no offense) that clearly just got off from his blue collar job and he went in and out for no more than 7-8 mins. So not sure what happened there, unless he was the world's fastest 2 pump chump (again, no offense).

Don't care if I blow this place up, I want them to get the business if it means we all get better prices and service. Go capitalism.

Man I don't think them getting more business will mean we won't have to tip as much. After the pandemic tips shot up 20 but now it's 40-60. Getting the younger providers is a good thing but now they seen there's lots of desperate mongers out there that can't say no. One spot I gave up the provider says tomorrow and I say ok but when she says what time I say yes ll let you know. I'm not desperate to wait a day so I go somewhere else. It's so hard to lay on the table for 5 minutes then told to flip then the one finger plus 6 and even 8 fingers go up. Fuck no. Sign language is good LOL. I finger it plus 2, maybe 4 but the providers head is saying no. Well I get up and ask for my house fee. They don't care so they'll give you all or half. They want you out so they can pull that shit on another monger and apparently there's plenty mongers that cave in. 220 went to 140 then 160 and guess what?! Yea 200 is on the horizon. Because of who?! Not me.

One monger told me I should keep all the good shit to myself and I thought why, there's alway a replacement right? The age thing is cool but I'm still experiencing these young pretty gals that still don't have the game on. Yea they go through the moves but in a quirky way. These younger gals ain't as sweet as some of you guys think. Get them used to the fact we ain't going to make their Lexus, Mercedes or house payment LOL.

Good to read all the popular places prices going up. More!

Guys / gals. Don't let them see your wallet or stick their fingers in there either.

[Oc Amper]

Anyone else got unusually good service here?

For $130 which included the house fee, I was able to get BBBJ, DFK, and a light nuru massage with a hot, petite and silky smooth skin Chinese girl (didn't get her name) dressed in a sexy mini skirt that couldn't be older than 30. Am I in heaven or something????????????

Not sure if it was a YMMV thing but I'm by no means a Brad Pitt nor charming at all. Just very average looking, above-average fitness wise, good hygiene and respectfully straight to the point. I say this because there was one caveat; while I was in the parking lot and playing on my phone for a bit before going in, I noticed a sloppy looking Mexican guy (no offense) that clearly just got off from his blue collar job and he went in and out for no more than 7-8 mins. So not sure what happened there, unless he was the world's fastest 2 pump chump (again, no offense).

Don't care if I blow this place up, I want them to get the business if it means we all get better prices and service. Go capitalism.

There's two 'birds' if we are speaking of swans.

Swan Spa on Main in Santa Ana.

White Swan Spa on Edinger in Santa Ana.

[RedRoddddd]

Are you talking about White Swan.

Swan spa at 716 Main Street has younger C girls and more mileage.

[MrJoeJoda]

Was up north visiting a friend, and decided to check this place out. I wanted to see what all the fuzz was about.

Eva welcomed me in. I hook her up with the house fee and tip (1 hr60+160).

This lady is one of the big boob girls, so this is a deviation from the thin twigs that I usually go for. However, I found her to be friendly and fun.

She ends up giving me a really strong massage. Prior to the flip, her tease technique is absolutely superior. I was fucking ready to go when she told me to turn over.

No need to go do the play by play but it was acronyms galore: DFK, BBBJ, 69, a shit ton of ACG and CG, and of course some Missionary because I really wanted a good view of her tits. Ended up finishing in standing Missionary, to get a really nice view of her swaying tits. Haha. Since I have been getting too much action, and Eva was on the tail end, I did last for a good bit. Eva was wondering if I actually finished. I assured her I was more than satisfied.

By this point time was up, and I got dressed up. That was a good change of setting and a good change of pace from the type of women I usually see.

Eva is definitely worth checking out.

Busy time in the area. Maybe go early when they open to avoid lots of traffic.

Well, I'd have her take me to the room and when she comes back in, just ease her dress off over her head suck on hem eraser nips lay her down and get a little DATY in then stand at the end of the table and pull her close and drill that kitty till your burst. Have her go get a warm washcloth and wipe you down, then get a little massage going then have her bbbjcimws till your exhausted Give her big hug kiss and 1. 40 for her time and see ya next time.

[MrGoman12]

There are two shops just a few doors down from each other. I think the left one is Lucky and right one is P&C. I am not entirely clear if they have same owner or not. Go for the HE, but stay for the BJ, and be delighted by the even more open menu.

What's the damage for BJ?

[Pineapples1]

He got me. Hahha my dumbass searching for bird spa. I only got all these bird shops and some bird sanctuaries hahaha.

Lmao. Apologies, I thought it's pseudonym was common knowledge around here.

[Helmette]

I tried the haircut place that supposedly provides HE, but I just got a haircut. No sign of any further service post my haircut. Feeling unfullfilled, I head out to the Green Sign to see Tiffany whom a fellow monger raved about. Maybe I picked a wrong day, but there was no breakfast at Tiffany. The line ups were Tina, Kelly, Elsa, and Emmi or Emma. Emma seems to be in her late 40's, Tina in her late 30's or early 40's, Kelly in mid 30's, and Elsa in her late 20's or early 30's (unsure due to her petite figure, She has some sort of tattoo on her left shoulder, and I am not sure if she has any tattoo on her back). I've seen Kelly before (Of course, she didn't remember me, LOL, I am such a memorable guy, right? So I opted for Kelly with fair looking and silky skin and glad I missed out on Elsa, as a haggler turns me off. Kelly gave me light oil massage on my back for about 10 minutes, which was pretty good. On flip, she followed with standard service. Damage were 50 for HH and 140 extra. I spent my entire day's earnings in one day.

I don't know if it is the same girl that everyone was talking about here or my standards are just different or maybe mamasan played me and put different girl calling her Elsa. But I did not understand what the hype is about. Went to Nature yesterday, because someone mentioned that she is back. First thing that was off was that she asked for more money. I offered 120 (same that I paid to all other girls there). She started complaining and telling me that this is not enough. I really did not take more with me and parked my car a little far, since there were reports of raids to this place. Later she agreed and started teasing. I tried DT, but she couldn't take it, and started to choke immediately, although guys here were telling she was not choking. I mean overall 3 out of 10. Her kitty wasn't really tight, I don't know if there were too many guys before me or what. But the point is for 120 you can get chicks who would do a really decent massage and bang you like there is no tomorrow in OC. Will they be younger? Probably not. But they would definitely be 7-8 out of 10.

[SoCalBrownBear]

I think he's refering to "swan" ("bird").

He got me. Hahha my dumbass searching for bird spa. I only got all these bird shops and some bird sanctuaries hahaha.

[DudeNukem]

I heard from some friends that if I wanted to have the best DT and throat fucking experience, then I needed to see Elsa. I guess she has worked in SD, LA, OC, etc. But I haven't seen her before. I live in San Diego, but I went up to Disney for the weekend and took a detour to visit this girl I've heard so much about.

I walk in and immediately start laughing a bit because this spa has an actual reception area with a chair and shit. There's even an appointment book with some fake ass names scribbled on it and I'm just dying inside as I'm waiting for someone to come get me.

Some tan provider with brownish blonde hair opens the door, takes me to room 3, takes my house fee 50 for half hour and I wait for Elsa.

Elsa walks in and she is this perfect little spinner and she is absolutely gorgeous. Maybe like 4'10", large B manmades with large eraser nipples, nice makeup, perfect swimsuit model type body.

LFK and she goes down on my already rock hard cock and puts the entire thing all the way to the back of her mouth and makes a nice popping sounds. Then she says "fuck my mouth baby" and lays on the table. DT fucking her for like 15 minutes and it's like this chick doesn't need air or something LOL. I'm rubbing her pussy, no FIV, and sucking on her nipples as well. I could have just finished like this but I wanted to fuck her too haha.

She flips over for standing mish, rubber on, and I start easing my cock inside her tiny pussy. Here pussy is so small that is almost hurts my dick a little bit initially LOL. Within a couple minutes this girl already has cum just oozing out of her and I have to pull out and wipe my shit off. Normally I'm a quick finish, but it was a slip and slide in there.

She hangs off the table and we start standing doggie and wow this is the perfect way to end. Everything is so tight and her ass is small, but it's toned and it's perfectly sized for her body. Beautiful view from behind as I'm pounding away and within a minute, I fill up the rubber.

They are pretty busy, but she helps me get cleaned up, gets me dressed and grabs me a cold water. I tip her 140 and she seemed happy with it. Man, I wish I could fuck this chick everyday! She is definitely one of my best fucks. I only wish I had the stamina to go with her longer.

[Qeast]

Where is this spot at? Can't find a "bird spa" when I do my searches.

I think he's refering to "swan" ("bird").

[Likndikit]

Anyone else got unusually good service here?

For $130 which included the house fee, I was able to get BBBJ, DFK, and a light nuru massage with a hot, petite and silky smooth skin Chinese girl (didn't get her name) dressed in a sexy mini skirt that couldn't be older than 30. Am I in heaven or something????????????

Not sure if it was a YMMV thing but I'm by no means a Brad Pitt nor charming at all. Just very average looking, above-average fitness wise, good hygiene and respectfully straight to the point. I say this because there was one caveat; while I was in the parking lot and playing on my phone for a bit before going in, I noticed a sloppy looking Mexican guy (no offense) that clearly just got off from his blue collar job and he went in and out for no more than 7-8 mins. So not sure what happened there, unless he was the world's fastest 2 pump chump (again, no offense)..

Are you talking about White Swan.

[Slammer6008]

Where is this spot at? Can't find a "bird spa" when I do my searches.

It's bigger than a bird an duck if that helps.

[SoCalBrownBear]

Anyone else got unusually good service here?

For $130 which included the house fee, I was able to get BBBJ, DFK, and a light nuru massage with a hot, petite and silky smooth skin Chinese girl (didn't get her name) dressed in a sexy mini skirt that couldn't be older than 30. Am I in heaven or something????????????

Not sure if it was a YMMV thing but I'm by no means a Brad Pitt nor charming at all. Just very average looking, above-average fitness wise, good hygiene and respectfully straight to the point. I say this because there was one caveat; while I was in the parking lot and playing on my phone for a bit before going in, I noticed a sloppy looking Mexican guy (no offense) that clearly just got off from his blue collar job and he went in and out for no more than 7-8 mins. So not sure what happened there, unless he was the world's fastest 2 pump chump (again, no offense).

Don't care if I blow this place up, I want them to get the business if it means we all get better prices and service. Go capitalism.

Where is this spot at? Can't find a "bird spa" when I do my searches.

[Pineapples1]

Anyone else got unusually good service here?

For $130 which included the house fee, I was able to get BBBJ, DFK, and a light nuru massage with a hot, petite and silky smooth skin Chinese girl (didn't get her name) dressed in a sexy mini skirt that couldn't be older than 30. Am I in heaven or something????????????

Not sure if it was a YMMV thing but I'm by no means a Brad Pitt nor charming at all. Just very average looking, above-average fitness wise, good hygiene and respectfully straight to the point. I say this because there was one caveat; while I was in the parking lot and playing on my phone for a bit before going in, I noticed a sloppy looking Mexican guy (no offense) that clearly just got off from his blue collar job and he went in and out for no more than 7-8 mins. So not sure what happened there, unless he was the world's fastest 2 pump chump (again, no offense).

Don't care if I blow this place up, I want them to get the business if it means we all get better prices and service. Go capitalism.

[ArchOwl]

Migration patterns for this owl changed this year; driving down towards LGB on the daily but it looks like those forums are pretty quiet. Anybody got any leads for that area?