Massage Parlor Reports

[Helmette]

I tried the haircut place that supposedly provides HE, but I just got a haircut. No sign of any further service post my haircut. Feeling unfullfilled, I head out to the Green Sign to see Tiffany whom a fellow monger raved about. Maybe I picked a wrong day, but there was no breakfast at Tiffany. The line ups were Tina, Kelly, Elsa, and Emmi or Emma. Emma seems to be in her late 40's, Tina in her late 30's or early 40's, Kelly in mid 30's, and Elsa in her late 20's or early 30's (unsure due to her petite figure, She has some sort of tattoo on her left shoulder, and I am not sure if she has any tattoo on her back). I've seen Kelly before (Of course, she didn't remember me, LOL, I am such a memorable guy, right? So I opted for Kelly with fair looking and silky skin and glad I missed out on Elsa, as a haggler turns me off. Kelly gave me light oil massage on my back for about 10 minutes, which was pretty good. On flip, she followed with standard service. Damage were 50 for HH and 140 extra. I spent my entire day's earnings in one day.

I don't know if it is the same girl that everyone was talking about here or my standards are just different or maybe mamasan played me and put different girl calling her Elsa. But I did not understand what the hype is about. Went to Nature yesterday, because someone mentioned that she is back. First thing that was off was that she asked for more money. I offered 120 (same that I paid to all other girls there). She started complaining and telling me that this is not enough. I really did not take more with me and parked my car a little far, since there were reports of raids to this place. Later she agreed and started teasing. I tried DT, but she couldn't take it, and started to choke immediately, although guys here were telling she was not choking. I mean overall 3 out of 10. Her kitty wasn't really tight, I don't know if there were too many guys before me or what. But the point is for 120 you can get chicks who would do a really decent massage and bang you like there is no tomorrow in OC. Will they be younger? Probably not. But they would definitely be 7-8 out of 10.

[SoCalBrownBear]

I think he's refering to "swan" ("bird").

He got me. Hahha my dumbass searching for bird spa. I only got all these bird shops and some bird sanctuaries hahaha.

[DudeNukem]

I heard from some friends that if I wanted to have the best DT and throat fucking experience, then I needed to see Elsa. I guess she has worked in SD, LA, OC, etc. But I haven't seen her before. I live in San Diego, but I went up to Disney for the weekend and took a detour to visit this girl I've heard so much about.

I walk in and immediately start laughing a bit because this spa has an actual reception area with a chair and shit. There's even an appointment book with some fake ass names scribbled on it and I'm just dying inside as I'm waiting for someone to come get me.

Some tan provider with brownish blonde hair opens the door, takes me to room 3, takes my house fee 50 for half hour and I wait for Elsa.

Elsa walks in and she is this perfect little spinner and she is absolutely gorgeous. Maybe like 4'10", large B manmades with large eraser nipples, nice makeup, perfect swimsuit model type body.

LFK and she goes down on my already rock hard cock and puts the entire thing all the way to the back of her mouth and makes a nice popping sounds. Then she says "fuck my mouth baby" and lays on the table. DT fucking her for like 15 minutes and it's like this chick doesn't need air or something LOL. I'm rubbing her pussy, no FIV, and sucking on her nipples as well. I could have just finished like this but I wanted to fuck her too haha.

She flips over for standing mish, rubber on, and I start easing my cock inside her tiny pussy. Here pussy is so small that is almost hurts my dick a little bit initially LOL. Within a couple minutes this girl already has cum just oozing out of her and I have to pull out and wipe my shit off. Normally I'm a quick finish, but it was a slip and slide in there.

She hangs off the table and we start standing doggie and wow this is the perfect way to end. Everything is so tight and her ass is small, but it's toned and it's perfectly sized for her body. Beautiful view from behind as I'm pounding away and within a minute, I fill up the rubber.

They are pretty busy, but she helps me get cleaned up, gets me dressed and grabs me a cold water. I tip her 140 and she seemed happy with it. Man, I wish I could fuck this chick everyday! She is definitely one of my best fucks. I only wish I had the stamina to go with her longer.

[Qeast]

Where is this spot at? Can't find a "bird spa" when I do my searches.

I think he's refering to "swan" ("bird").

[Likndikit]

Anyone else got unusually good service here?

For $130 which included the house fee, I was able to get BBBJ, DFK, and a light nuru massage with a hot, petite and silky smooth skin Chinese girl (didn't get her name) dressed in a sexy mini skirt that couldn't be older than 30. Am I in heaven or something????????????

Not sure if it was a YMMV thing but I'm by no means a Brad Pitt nor charming at all. Just very average looking, above-average fitness wise, good hygiene and respectfully straight to the point. I say this because there was one caveat; while I was in the parking lot and playing on my phone for a bit before going in, I noticed a sloppy looking Mexican guy (no offense) that clearly just got off from his blue collar job and he went in and out for no more than 7-8 mins. So not sure what happened there, unless he was the world's fastest 2 pump chump (again, no offense)..

Are you talking about White Swan.

[Slammer6008]

Where is this spot at? Can't find a "bird spa" when I do my searches.

It's bigger than a bird an duck if that helps.

[SoCalBrownBear]

Anyone else got unusually good service here?

For $130 which included the house fee, I was able to get BBBJ, DFK, and a light nuru massage with a hot, petite and silky smooth skin Chinese girl (didn't get her name) dressed in a sexy mini skirt that couldn't be older than 30. Am I in heaven or something????????????

Not sure if it was a YMMV thing but I'm by no means a Brad Pitt nor charming at all. Just very average looking, above-average fitness wise, good hygiene and respectfully straight to the point. I say this because there was one caveat; while I was in the parking lot and playing on my phone for a bit before going in, I noticed a sloppy looking Mexican guy (no offense) that clearly just got off from his blue collar job and he went in and out for no more than 7-8 mins. So not sure what happened there, unless he was the world's fastest 2 pump chump (again, no offense).

Don't care if I blow this place up, I want them to get the business if it means we all get better prices and service. Go capitalism.

Where is this spot at? Can't find a "bird spa" when I do my searches.

[Pineapples1]

Anyone else got unusually good service here?

For $130 which included the house fee, I was able to get BBBJ, DFK, and a light nuru massage with a hot, petite and silky smooth skin Chinese girl (didn't get her name) dressed in a sexy mini skirt that couldn't be older than 30. Am I in heaven or something????????????

Not sure if it was a YMMV thing but I'm by no means a Brad Pitt nor charming at all. Just very average looking, above-average fitness wise, good hygiene and respectfully straight to the point. I say this because there was one caveat; while I was in the parking lot and playing on my phone for a bit before going in, I noticed a sloppy looking Mexican guy (no offense) that clearly just got off from his blue collar job and he went in and out for no more than 7-8 mins. So not sure what happened there, unless he was the world's fastest 2 pump chump (again, no offense).

Don't care if I blow this place up, I want them to get the business if it means we all get better prices and service. Go capitalism.

[ArchOwl]

Migration patterns for this owl changed this year; driving down towards LGB on the daily but it looks like those forums are pretty quiet. Anybody got any leads for that area?

[RedRoddddd]

Is the number of guys that are eager to DATY and then BB a gal, not trying to disparage guys, but to me, that's the higher gross out factor.

BB then DATY, gives a whole new meaning to Taco Tuesday.

[RedRoddddd]

Its like tipping at a restaurant. You can get away with low-balling the tip the first time. But they will likely rememeber you when you come back, and the service will be downgraded to cheapskate level. Ideally tip just enough so that they don't make a note of remembering you in a bad way. If you plan to be a regular, being known as a good tipper may open some doors and unzip some jeans.

I ditch my wallet in the glove box. Put your door and regular tip $$$ in one front pocket. Then a Jackson in each of your 3 empty pockets, bring a pen maybe for Miss America's digits. You never know when Miss Beijing, Miss Saigon, Miss Bangkok or Miss Souel wants a little more to dance. Happy hunting and good luck!

[RedRoddddd]

Honestly it's more like 75-80%. I've mentioned it before, but if you do the math there's just absolutely no way any shop can keep up with the laundry. My legit massage business struggles to keep up and we only wash towels. Our sheets come from a linen service that comes in twice a week to pick up dirty sheets and drop off clean ones. You can only get 6 or 7 sheets in a washing machine at a time. One full cycle in the dryer doesn't usually get them completely dry, and it's a pain in the ass and labor intensive to fold them and put them away, not to mention they usually come out all wrinkly. And that's just sheets. My legit business gets a pile of dirty towels that we almost never get all the way through by the time my staff goes home for the night. Unless these shops have at least 2 washers and dryers running nonstop open to close there's just no way.

LOL. Forget the towels. Ever open the door to your room? That door knob's got like 20 DNA shots on it. Don't touch anything but your masseuse! Of course inspe CT the towels for stains and skid marks before you lay down Stark nekkid.

[Faceless1]

I don't know if it is the same girl that everyone was talking about here or my standards are just different or maybe mamasan played me and put different girl calling her Elsa. But I did not understand what the hype is about. Went to Nature yesterday, because someone mentioned that she is back. First thing that was off was that she asked for more money. I offered 120 (same that I paid to all other girls there). She started complaining and telling me that this is not enough. I really did not take more with me and parked my car a little far, since there were reports of raids to this place. Later she agreed and started teasing. I tried DT, but she couldn't take it, and started to choke immediately, although guys here were telling she was not choking. I mean overall 3 out of 10. Her kitty wasn't really tight, I don't know if there were too many guys before me or what. But the point is for 120 you can get chicks who would do a really decent massage and bang you like there is no tomorrow in OC. Will they be younger? Probably not. But they would definitely be 7-8 out of 10.

Did she have a tattoo on her back? She is a small tiny girl, that at least for me she didn't choke when she went DT, and she is fairly tight. She usually doesn't ask for more, but if your usual price at nature is 120, and still expect FS it is a bit low, the going rate there is 160 for that, but maybe you guys have lower price, I prefer not to have to haggle because what's 40 more and get a good time VS the alternative to piss them off and give you a shitty service.

[BraveNuPengwin]

I don't know if it is the same girl that everyone was talking about here or my standards are just different or maybe mamasan played me and put different girl calling her Elsa. But I did not understand what the hype is about. Went to Nature yesterday, because someone mentioned that she is back. First thing that was off was that she asked for more money. I offered 120 (same that I paid to all other girls there). She started complaining and telling me that this is not enough. I really did not take more with me and parked my car a little far, since there were reports of raids to this place. Later she agreed and started teasing. I tried DT, but she couldn't take it, and started to choke immediately, although guys here were telling she was not choking. I mean overall 3 out of 10. Her kitty wasn't really tight, I don't know if there were too many guys before me or what. But the point is for 120 you can get chicks who would do a really decent massage and bang you like there is no tomorrow in OC. Will they be younger? Probably not. But they would definitely be 7-8 out of 10.

Dang nabbit, sounds like you got Green Goblined. I will definitely pass in that case.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I normally do 40 if it's strictly HJ. If she allows roaming and makes takes her top off, then I do the 60. Sometimes they ask for more. But I just tell them no. Keep it simple fellas. If they don't want the 40 or 60 then I just enjoy the sometimes good massage. You're not a white knight if you tip them something ridiculous.

Its like tipping at a restaurant. You can get away with low-balling the tip the first time. But they will likely rememeber you when you come back, and the service will be downgraded to cheapskate level. Ideally tip just enough so that they don't make a note of remembering you in a bad way. If you plan to be a regular, being known as a good tipper may open some doors and unzip some jeans.