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Best of 2023 Still Working this Week
So in the year end best lists, which HYA is still working right now and available and also does the bbfscip?
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 Originally Posted by BonerAppetitty
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So I was shocked when a Kgirl bragged she had a daughter. She wanted to bring her in as I laid naked. I thought this seems inappropriate. Her daughter stared at me shyly but she looked cute. Boner couldn't help but smiled kindly and rubbed all over her tiny tight body.
Boner Rating: D. Kinda scares of daughters with sharp teeth.
Here comes the v&.I dont have the same experience as Senor Boner but I would assume that kind of declaration of act and age inferences is what will make this board catch more attention.
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Adele
I miss Adele / Anais. Anyone have any idea is she's coming back? Had the spinner frame and full suite GFE service I liked.
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Certified Cute Young Daughter
Happy New Year, Bros! LA is full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers.
So I was shocked when a Kgirl bragged she had a daughter. She wanted to bring her in as I laid naked. I thought this seems inappropriate. Her daughter stared at me shyly but she looked cute. Boner couldn't help but smiled kindly and rubbed all over her tiny tight body.
Boner Rating: D. Kinda scares of daughters with sharp teeth.
 Originally Posted by NeedAheRealBad
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Yeah jenn is definitely her kid LOL ahe told me it was her 9 y / o daughter.
In Boner, I Trust
Not Fat Not Ugly Young Asian (NFNUYA): Baby May
Cute Young Asian (CYA): Baby Coco
Thicc Young Asian (TYA): Baby Yoyo
Pretty Attractive Young Asian (PAYA): Rose
Pretty Hot Young Asian (PHYA): Freesia
Hot Young Asian (HYA): Celine
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 Originally Posted by AlexisDavis
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Here's my 2 cents of Esme. This will most likely be my last review since I am being taken off the market once the new year comes.
Face: 7.5
Based on my face rating scale I would put her in the 7 range. She's very GND pretty, more cute if anything, and her face reminds me of Lee Yoo-mi from Squid Game / All of Us Are Dead. This is especially true when she smiles, which she does a lot.
Body: 8
She's tall, easily 5'8" or 5'9", and she's skinny but not stick skinny. She has no visible excess fat, but she's not as toned as Elle, for example. She's somewhere between Elle and NG in terms of bodyfat percentage. Her legs are nice and long, which I love, and she surprisingly has a really nice butt. Natural C cup boobs, which are a huge plus. No tattoos, which is also a huge plus. Her body reminds me of JAV star Ichika Hoshimiya.
Service: 6.5
She is new to this line of work and wanted to give it a try, and admitted that it's not for her. That being said, she was very accommodating and tried to please as much as she could. No one warned us that she had a full on Bush though, but she did allow DATY, DATO, and 69. Her BBBJ is not bad at all, but she has no BJ stamina like the seasoned girls. She felt pretty good in every position, but she didn't allow flat doggy since it hurts her.
Attitude: 8
Really good at English, super bubbly and friendly attitude. I didn't get the overly aegyo girl that some reported, but definitely felt like she really enjoyed our time together. She seemed really happy to spend the hour with me, and whether or not it's actually true is none of my business.
Overall she was definitely worth seeing, but don't expect a service queen. You will be paying for her youth and looks, and she's very friendly and accommodating so it balances out her inexperience. She's only here for 2 weeks and probably fully booked by now.
Did you finally reach an agreement to be Elle's SD? All the best. AlexisDavis.
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 Originally Posted by NeedAheRealBad
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Yeah jenn is definitely her kid LOL ahe told me it was her 9 y / o daughter.
Did she also tell you that her daughter is transgender? I was confused on how a 9 year old could be transgender so she showed me a picture of the so-called daughter and it turned out to be a kitten. She even clarified that she wasn't a mother LOL. I don't think she would tell someone one thing and then someone else another unless one person misunderstood. And from the 5+ or so times I've seen her I think I've had more convos with her than you 😅. But it doesn't matter because she's back in South Korea now as her visa was expiring. She still had the best tits I've ever seen for someone her size. Hope she comes back soon.
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Holiday Magic
Besides the bickering and gate keeping. The holidays ends 2023 with a wholesome dad trying to book a kgirl for his son and a story of a monger finding happiness calling it quits. Happy New Year everyone!
 Originally Posted by AlexisDavis
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Here's my 2 cents of Esme. This will most likely be my last review since I am being taken off the market once the new year comes.
Face: 7.5
Based on my face rating scale I would put her in the 7 range. She's very GND pretty, more cute if anything, and her face reminds me of Lee Yoo-mi from Squid Game / All of Us Are Dead. This is especially true when she smiles, which she does a lot.
Body: 8
She's tall, easily 5'8" or 5'9", and she's skinny but not stick skinny. She has no visible excess fat, but she's not as toned as Elle, for example. She's somewhere between Elle and NG in terms of bodyfat percentage. Her legs are nice and long, which I love, and she surprisingly has a really nice butt. Natural C cup boobs, which are a huge plus. No tattoos, which is also a huge plus. Her body reminds me of JAV star Ichika Hoshimiya.
Service: 6.5
She is new to this line of work and wanted to give it a try, and admitted that it's not for her. That being said, she was very accommodating and tried to please as much as she could. No one warned us that she had a full on Bush though, but she did allow DATY, DATO, and 69. Her BBBJ is not bad at all, but she has no BJ stamina like the seasoned girls. She felt pretty good in every position, but she didn't allow flat doggy since it hurts her.
Attitude: 8
Really good at English, super bubbly and friendly attitude. I didn't get the overly aegyo girl that some reported, but definitely felt like she really enjoyed our time together. She seemed really happy to spend the hour with me, and whether or not it's actually true is none of my business.
Overall she was definitely worth seeing, but don't expect a service queen. You will be paying for her youth and looks, and she's very friendly and accommodating so it balances out her inexperience. She's only here for 2 weeks and probably fully booked by now.
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 Originally Posted by AlexisDavis
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Here's my 2 cents of Esme. This will most likely be my last review since I am being taken off the market once the new year comes.
Face: 7.5
Based on my face rating scale I would put her in the 7 range. She's very GND pretty, more cute if anything, and her face reminds me of Lee Yoo-mi from Squid Game / All of Us Are Dead. This is especially true when she smiles, which she does a lot.
Body: 8
She's tall, easily 5'8" or 5'9", and she's skinny but not stick skinny. She has no visible excess fat, but she's not as toned as Elle, for example. She's somewhere between Elle and NG in terms of bodyfat percentage. Her legs are nice and long, which I love, and she surprisingly has a really nice butt. Natural C cup boobs, which are a huge plus. No tattoos, which is also a huge plus. Her body reminds me of JAV star Ichika Hoshimiya.
Service: 6.5
She is new to this line of work and wanted to give it a try, and admitted that it's not for her. That being said, she was very accommodating and tried to please as much as she could. No one warned us that she had a full on Bush though, but she did allow DATY, DATO, and 69. Her BBBJ is not bad at all, but she has no BJ stamina like the seasoned girls. She felt pretty good in every position, but she didn't allow flat doggy since it hurts her.
You're going to let a little thing like an SO or marriage stop you from mongering?
For shame!
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Man Down
There goes an exemplary team member. He goes out with a bang. They sure know how to pick a good man. Thank you for your service.
When will a beautiful sugar mama take Boner off the market?
In looking at your ranking of Esme K, we may have different taste but I still find your ranking always accurate if I am being serious. Generally I can't be that serious so I can't give decimal or even whole number score haha.
For the face ranking, I could see myself ranking Above Average as CYA, Pretty as PAYA, Very Pretty as PHYA, and Gorgeous as HYA. It also depends on how I feel at the moment, her makeup, her clothes, her smile, and her attitude which all can change my ranking.
 Originally Posted by AlexisDavis
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Here's my 2 cents of Esme. This will most likely be my last review since I am being taken off the market once the new year comes.
Face: 7.5
Based on my face rating scale I would put her in the 7 range. She's very GND pretty, more cute if anything, and her face reminds me of Lee Yoo-mi from Squid Game / All of Us Are Dead. This is especially true when she smiles, which she does a lot.
Body: 8
She's tall, easily 5'8" or 5'9", and she's skinny but not stick skinny. She has no visible excess fat, but she's not as toned as Elle, for example. She's somewhere between Elle and NG in terms of bodyfat percentage. Her legs are nice and long, which I love, and she surprisingly has a really nice butt. Natural C cup boobs, which are a huge plus. No tattoos, which is also a huge plus. Her body reminds me of JAV star Ichika Hoshimiya...
In Brothers, I Trust
Mother I'd Like to Forget (MILFo): I forgot
Not Fat Not Ugly Young Asian (NFNUYA): Baby May
Cute Young Asian (CYA): Baby Coco
Pretty Attractive Young Asian (PAYA): Baby Hynn
Pretty Hot Young Asian (PHYA): Freesia
Hot Young Asian (HYA): Celine
My Incredibly Lovely Femme-fatales (MILFe): ATFs
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Esme
Here's my 2 cents of Esme. This will most likely be my last review since I am being taken off the market once the new year comes.
Face: 7.5
Based on my face rating scale I would put her in the 7 range. She's very GND pretty, more cute if anything, and her face reminds me of Lee Yoo-mi from Squid Game / All of Us Are Dead. This is especially true when she smiles, which she does a lot.
Body: 8
She's tall, easily 5'8" or 5'9", and she's skinny but not stick skinny. She has no visible excess fat, but she's not as toned as Elle, for example. She's somewhere between Elle and NG in terms of bodyfat percentage. Her legs are nice and long, which I love, and she surprisingly has a really nice butt. Natural C cup boobs, which are a huge plus. No tattoos, which is also a huge plus. Her body reminds me of JAV star Ichika Hoshimiya.
Service: 6.5
She is new to this line of work and wanted to give it a try, and admitted that it's not for her. That being said, she was very accommodating and tried to please as much as she could. No one warned us that she had a full on Bush though, but she did allow DATY, DATO, and 69. Her BBBJ is not bad at all, but she has no BJ stamina like the seasoned girls. She felt pretty good in every position, but she didn't allow flat doggy since it hurts her.
Attitude: 8
Really good at English, super bubbly and friendly attitude. I didn't get the overly aegyo girl that some reported, but definitely felt like she really enjoyed our time together. She seemed really happy to spend the hour with me, and whether or not it's actually true is none of my business.
Overall she was definitely worth seeing, but don't expect a service queen. You will be paying for her youth and looks, and she's very friendly and accommodating so it balances out her inexperience. She's only here for 2 weeks and probably fully booked by now.
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 Originally Posted by Throwawayhok89
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It's nuts how she's book until Thursday. Was there ever a girl this fully booked from your memory?
Booked thru next Monday when I asked today. Maybe it's a promising indicator that the holiday slump is over and business will pick up again for girls.
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Delete yourself
 Originally Posted by BastardChorum
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Keep in mind that the lurkers of this board out number active posters by at least an order of magnitude I would imagine. Once a credible or even semi-credible post goes online, it's like a drop of fresh ruby red succulent blood in a barrel of lurking sharks. Most of the good bookers know this, browse the board, and will instruct the girls to ask for a review.
It's a good thing. There are always more hos than you have money. Bookers can give out real information without everybody else withdrawing from their service. They can get more money from one girl than the total of the rest.
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Definitely a kid
 Originally Posted by BobLove
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I dunno man. Jenn is a weird name for a cat. Especially the font that Jenn is written in. She probably made up a coverup story.
Yeah jenn is definitely her kid LOL ahe told me it was her 9 y / o daughter.
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Real mongers
 Originally Posted by BastardChorum
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Most recently would be Freesia. Once the cat was out of the bag, she was pretty much filled up, both figuratively and literally, until she left. As for the past year or so: Hana, Ina, NG, Rose, Celine, and Megan when she briefly returned, all enjoyed the same amount of attention to different degrees. I'm sure I missed some, but those were the names that I could name off the top of my head. It has and will always be the case for someone that is hyped up and check the boxes of pretty and young.
Keep in mind that the lurkers of this board out number active posters by at least an order of magnitude I would imagine. Once a credible or even semi-credible post goes online, it's like a drop of fresh ruby red succulent blood in a barrel of lurking sharks. Most of the good bookers know this, browse the board, and will instruct the girls to ask for a review.
The saying is "bros before hoes" not "hide them hoes from your bros. " You know, it's one thing to be a lurker monger. And yeah I'm talking to you. I actually get some of you. Some of you are too scared, too cheap, too broke, too risky with the wife or girlfriend catching your ass, too whatever it is that's keeping you from the game that you can only be a couch spectator. Mongering vicariously. No shame in being real, I get it and can't fault you for it. But it's another thing to be a ***** ass monger. Yeah you know who you are. You freeloading, good for nothing, selfish ass pricks that see girls and keep that intel to yourselves. You read these boards to absorb info but you don't care or bother to contribute. Take take take. Well take this middle finger and shove it up your asses.
This is for us real deal mongers. Special shout out to all the MVP mongers keeping it real, you all are OG. Much love and respect.
Baby Joo with Top Angels, CGLA and others.
P- Real pics are fairly accurate. IRL older and less hot and these photos were photoshopped standard from the last year or so when she was here.
L- Pretty face, late 20's early 30's, average body soft at points and could use toning, not thin not fat, great big natural tits with average brown nipples. She's probably at her peak attraction in my book, any older or less toned heavier and I might not want it. Overall she's hot enough. Wish I saw her last year.
E- Good enough not much talking.
A- Business like, not that warm not so cold, just average. Wouldn't call her sweet. Does what you want and doesn't complain which is great. Nice attitude overall.
S- BBBJ, NO RIM, BBFSCIP. Her best asset is her tight pussy. You got to ease her in but if you're nice and gentle she'll let you stretch her out. Even if it looks like some pain she'll bear it and serve you. Real trooper. Extra points for that tight snatch. Prime piece. Filet mignon.
E- as advertised with extra service for extra charge.
Are- Oh yeah, hot young tight pussy, my favorite things.
https://www.candygirlla.com/portfolio-1/baby-joo
https://topangels.ch/topangel/baby-joo/
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 Originally Posted by Throwawayhok89
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It's nuts how she's book until Thursday. Was there ever a girl this fully booked from your memory?
Most recently would be Freesia. Once the cat was out of the bag, she was pretty much filled up, both figuratively and literally, until she left. As for the past year or so: Hana, Ina, NG, Rose, Celine, and Megan when she briefly returned, all enjoyed the same amount of attention to different degrees. I'm sure I missed some, but those were the names that I could name off the top of my head. It has and will always be the case for someone that is hyped up and check the boxes of pretty and young.
Keep in mind that the lurkers of this board out number active posters by at least an order of magnitude I would imagine. Once a credible or even semi-credible post goes online, it's like a drop of fresh ruby red succulent blood in a barrel of lurking sharks. Most of the good bookers know this, browse the board, and will instruct the girls to ask for a review.
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