The Woodshed

**PassingThru112** · 01-23-24 11:15

What's the criteria to be crowned "senior member"? If it's the amount of posts one makes, then I guess we should all get into more arguments with each other just so we can fill the required amount of posts. I see more bitching and moaning of disagreements of theses beautiful, trashy, ghosting, track marked, bug bit ladies than I do of actual reviews. And there's no pu $$why worth of having to be knighted as "senior member" just to enter the hot, stenchy, loose hole we so dearly love. Not a one is worth it! Rant over. YMMV.

Originally Posted by Solman816 [View Original Post]

I'm glad I generated a ton of interest; however, I have been informed that regular memebers have messagwd Orlo in attempt to see Sophia. Let me make it clear, if you do not have senior member by your name she will not see you. There are no ifs, ands, or buts. If you are not a senior member do not bother. Apologies if I did not make that clear enough earlier.

**NeckAuthority** · 01-23-24 10:32

Originally Posted by Solman816 [View Original Post]

I'm glad I generated a ton of interest; however, I have been informed that regular memebers have messagwd Orlo in attempt to see Sophia. Let me make it clear, if you do not have senior member by your name she will not see you. There are no ifs, ands, or buts. If you are not a senior member do not bother. Apologies if I did not make that clear enough earlier.

We know there are some providers under the guise as senior members. Also, "others" are under the guise as well. Its not like its hard. BTW what's this Sophia girl look like.

**Solman816** · 01-23-24 01:42

Originally Posted by Soliloquio [View Original Post]

Well said JK! Hope enough of us SOB's reach out through the proper channel. Would love to pound me some Sophia but I'm too busy here (or too lazy) to make the drive to Orlando.

I'm glad I generated a ton of interest; however, I have been informed that regular memebers have messagwd Orlo in attempt to see Sophia. Let me make it clear, if you do not have senior member by your name she will not see you. There are no ifs, ands, or buts. If you are not a senior member do not bother. Apologies if I did not make that clear enough earlier.

**Soliloquio** · 01-22-24 20:59

Originally Posted by Jk1739 [View Original Post]

You got to understand. Just by you saying you're down. Doesn't mean she will come. You have to get in touch with her mediator on here. Get on the Orlando UTR board. Find who controls her number. Contact them. That is how you will get her to come. She doesn't know you. She knows of the one person she's been with from Jacksonville. Chances are if she gets enough contact from you dirty SOB's she may come.

Just my 2 cents.

Well said JK! Hope enough of us SOB's reach out through the proper channel. Would love to pound me some Sophia but I'm too busy here (or too lazy) to make the drive to Orlando.

**Member #6832** · 01-22-24 20:07

Originally Posted by Busta69 [View Original Post]

His inbox is full.

Orlos inbox stays full. You just got to keep trying.

**Busta69** · 01-22-24 17:23

Originally Posted by Jk1739 [View Original Post]

You got to understand. Just by you saying you're down. Doesn't mean she will come. You have to get in touch with her mediator on here. Get on the Orlando UTR board. Find who controls her number. Contact them. That is how you will get her to come. She doesn't know you. She knows of the one person she's been with from Jacksonville. Chances are if she gets enough contact from you dirty SOB's she may come.

Just my 2 cents.

His inbox is full.

**Powerhouse100** · 01-01-24 15:19

Originally Posted by AMnnos [View Original Post]

I'm guessing he's the friendly neighborhood fucktard with the gazillion handles that posts the dumbest shit and keeps getting banned on the site. Joe likes them underaged so I'm sure it's the USASG rodent whos having wet dreams about the late Ronnie.

I had a feeling it was him. The questions he asked is unbelievable. It's like he's obssessed with wanting to know the details of my encounters with Ronnie. He will be ignored now!

**AMnnos** · 12-31-23 17:58

Originally Posted by Powerhouse100 [View Original Post]

Is anyone else getting PMs from this person saying that Ronnie was going to be his wife and some other strange stuff or is he just sending me dumb stuff?

I'm guessing he's the friendly neighborhood fucktard with the gazillion handles that posts the dumbest shit and keeps getting banned on the site. Joe likes them underaged so I'm sure it's the USASG rodent whos having wet dreams about the late Ronnie.

**Powerhouse100** · 12-31-23 02:59

Is anyone else getting PMs from this person saying that Ronnie was going to be his wife and some other strange stuff or is he just sending me dumb stuff?

**Jp127** · 11-15-23 00:54

Originally Posted by Junior23 [View Original Post]

Saw Alexadri earlier this week.

Comms to get set up were a little difficult. She mentioned having phone difficulties, and I get it, so I wasn't too bummed out.

Ended up picking her up from a location and taking her to a different spot. Wanted some privacy. Can definitely respect that, and appreciate it.

That's quite a review. You sound like a handsome, sexually talented, lothario (albeit long-winded). Just curious. Why do you have to pay for it?

**NflMongerv2** · 10-12-23 07:31

Originally Posted by LowBaller [View Original Post]

Sorry but most of the ads on Doublelist are fake or pure bs. I have had an account, a free one, for years and I post from time to time. Never got a word from anyone real. Several scammers trying to send me to houses in Fleming Island. Dumb asses, I do Google map searches and if they are sending me to an empty house for sale, I know it and do not go. Even heard from some couples, but the guy always wanted to meet first to check if I was real and see my cock. No way, just a bunch of gay trolls.

I too had a free account, connected with a woman looking to have her pussy eaten. She had what looked like a real girl next door appearance , even had a UF t shirt on so seemed legit. I told her I was in Ortega at the time so she said for me to come on because she is alone and horny. She gave address, I looked it up and it was a little house way off a deserted road. My tingly senses said that I'd likely show up for fun, I'd get knocked out, and wake up in an ice filled tub with one of my kidneys missing! I of course didn't go through with it. In the two years I've been on DL, I've had one encounter and that was with this freaky married AA woman. Her and I would meet up at random times and places for car fun until one particular time she happened to check her husbands location (thank God she did) and he was a few blocks away heading toward us. I quickly got out of there without incident but figured this was a sign from the man upstairs to not mess with married woman. I broke all ties with her and blocked her on my monger phone. All this to say, I agree that DL isn't all that!!

**Low Baller** · 10-11-23 17:45

Originally Posted by NeckAuthority [View Original Post]

Why the hell these nasty hoes asking if we eat the kitty. Never the sexy ones. Always the busted looking ones. It's one thing if find you attractive, and it just happens organically. Yet these nasty ones that's only good for a quick nut is really being urksome. Just a little rant LOL.

Also, is doublelist worth subscribing too? The ads on there look real.

Sorry but most of the ads on Doublelist are fake or pure bs. I have had an account, a free one, for years and I post from time to time. Never got a word from anyone real. Several scammers trying to send me to houses in Fleming Island. Dumb asses, I do Google map searches and if they are sending me to an empty house for sale, I know it and do not go. Even heard from some couples, but the guy always wanted to meet first to check if I was real and see my cock. No way, just a bunch of gay trolls.

**NeckAuthority** · 10-11-23 17:13

Why the hell these nasty hoes asking if we eat the kitty. Never the sexy ones. Always the busted looking ones. It's one thing if find you attractive, and it just happens organically. Yet these nasty ones that's only good for a quick nut is really being urksome. Just a little rant LOL.

Also, is doublelist worth subscribing too? The ads on there look real.

**PlayTiem** · 07-29-23 05:16

Originally Posted by TimesLikeThese [View Original Post]

Well said!

I just want to have fun, and these fucking incels are all hating on the providers like the providers are the problem.

**PlayTiem** · 07-29-23 03:19

Originally Posted by PokeTiger [View Original Post]

No, this is not a waitress at a restaurant, you can tell and share your experience with your SA about the waitress, I bet you can't share your experience with ****** with your SA.

Not only that, will you take your ****** to your thanksgiving lunch or dinner? I bet you won't.

Your are just ignorant about the fact that there are so many dicks your ***** sucked and fucked before you are with her and after you are gone.

Let me share with you some stories. Some of the lady fucked with me for 20 or 30. But they would never do it for free. WHY?! Once I fucked her as a customer, that is it. She can't shake off the image that I am ATM for her. She even showed me roses and chocolates other guys bought for her and joked about how stupid they are.

I'm sorry you're so angry and confused and hurt that you can't connect with other humans.

I enjoy having sex with ladies, and sometimes pay for the convenience of not having emotional entanglements that are traditionally involved.

I don't think that my waitress has not served 1200 other customers in the last week, nor do I care. I just care if she provides me with good service. A good waitress will not mock customers that are not shitty.

Perhaps the service providers you are visiting are mocking you even more than their other customers?