Massage Parlor Reports

[ShtnNGtn]

Bait and switch, cute girl in a black mini skirt and white button down shirt led me to the room. Then an auntie in her mid to late 40's came in. Got the worst massage I've ever had at this place, that includes bad massages from ex girlfriends that weren't massage therapists. The lady used a stick that felt like a pine cone and just kept rubbing it back and forth, felt like it was peeling my skin off. About 20 minutes in to an hour session she wipes me off with a paper towel. Not even a hot towel. She's says to turn over and gives a 5 minute massage on the front. Then she asks how much I'm going to tip and says the minimum tip is $40 on top of the $65 I had already paid for the room, I told her that's not a tip, that's a fee. I asked how much for extras, she said 300 for FS, 200 for BJ, and 150 for HJ. With the room cost, that's way over my price range for any of those services and she wasn't hot enough to haggle with. I declined and she left the room for 10 minutes. Came back and typed a message on her phone that said "Massage free, 30 minutes" but didn't give my money back and left again. I got up, got dressed and left. Worst experience I've ever had at any business, not just massage places.

[JacLuvSpas]

Just arrived in Tacoma after a 3 h flight for some business. Needed a bit of a break so opened up the forums, google maps, etc. RZ on Pacific ave was callin to me.

Right from the get go of the intros, Yumi was real easy to communicate with. I asked her how old she was if she didn't mind sharing and she replied 28 yrs. Which sounds about right. After takin off the slacks and everything, Yumi began doing her massaging. I appreciated that it seemed she was going for various techniques, but it was way to soft for my liking. I get that these Asian girls are all so tiny, but I had to tell her to turn it up. Like seriously after doing the 3 h flight. I did make a light hearted joke that it'll be well worth it (implying tips). I'll give her that. Yumi did turn up the gears. Was better at that point but now I was ready for the other services. She did make an effort to start a convo. Where I was from, what I'm doing here etc. Was cool. Made the mood better when she wrapped her lips down there. This time I thought her pacing was to quick and guided her the pacing I like with my hand. Was good at that point. Cleaned up, emptied my wallet, and I was on my way out.

[TokyoHalJordan]

Yes. Candy is gone and ATF Yuyu (short hair big teeth) is currently there. Fun like a bag full of fun things.

Candy is at Magnolia Burien now. Last few visits, she was the only one to open the door. Yuyu was there right before Christmas with a newbie named Mimi but I haven't seen either since then. Did anyone get a chance to try Mimi? Cute face, small stature spinner that looked new to the game. Yuyu was trying to convince me to try her out.

[GoldMinerLxv]

What's the deal with Thailand Massage in FW? I see this add, which on the surface is temping, but am not finding any reviews. Anyone been?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/puyal...-/365121099866

There are several reviews in Google that all appear to be by guys & you can read them yourself. RM has only 1 review that's 5 months old. I don't subscribe, but using the advanced search engine FS was provided, but I'd take that review with a grain of salt.

Perhaps you should go do a little window shopping like AussyFury & if you like what you see TOFTT and tell the forum I what you think.

[BeaverTamer]

What's the deal with Thailand Massage in FW? I see this add, which on the surface is temping, but am not finding any reviews. Anyone been?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/puyal...-/365121099866

[SayOcean]

Hello Gents.

Aussie you hit the nail on the head with Anna. If you want a similar experience. Same athletic body, crazy stamina, great in all positions, and everything just right, you have to visit Lollibee and check out Sasha. She also is the real thing and yes there is parking in the back once you arrive give them a call and a girl will come to the back to open the door.

If all the MILFs / Aunties were like Anna and Sasha all would be fine. I have seen her several times and each time the experience does not fall off. Amazing provider yes I will be sad when she leaves.

BTW. I got a message that Katie may still be at Alice. I am in a pickle. While I do want to see those Katie Tits. I may want to see Anna before she gets out of town. Decisions, x3.

Stay safe.

The hunt continues.

Thank you so much for the Sasha recommendation. I took your advice, parked in the back and just rang the doorbell (Sasha says you don't need to call). Pretty face, and a toned body with a tattoo right above her bajingo area. Had a really solid massage from her, great session after the flip, and then continued with the massage afterwards.

[AussieFury]

Hello Gents.

Aussie you hit the nail on the head with Anna. If you want a similar experience. Same athletic body, crazy stamina, great in all positions, and everything just right, you have to visit Lollibee and check out Sasha. She also is the real thing and yes there is parking in the back once you arrive give them a call and a girl will come to the back to open the door.

If all the MILFs / Aunties were like Anna and Sasha all would be fine. I have seen her several times and each time the experience does not fall off. Amazing provider yes I will be sad when she leaves.

BTW. I got a message that Katie may still be at Alice. I am in a pickle. While I do want to see those Katie Tits. I may want to see Anna before she gets out of town. Decisions, x3.

Stay safe.

The hunt continues.

I don't think young Katie is there any more, but swing by on your way to see Anna. If Katie there, stay. If not, Anna!

[SeaMonstes5678]

What was the damage at lollibee if you don't mind me asking?

Hello Gents.

The standard damage for me is $$ that is across the board for everyone.

Now if she goes beyond the call of duty well I do tip but nothing crazy. It goes without saying Sara, Emma and YoYo were all tip worthy. There were others but Quality should be rewards at times.

Stay safe Gents.

The Hunt continues.

[Cwasalt3]

Hello Gents.

Aussie you hit the nail on the head with Anna. If you want a similar experience. Same athletic body, crazy stamina, great in all positions, and everything just right, you have to visit Lollibee and check out Sasha. She also is the real thing and yes there is parking in the back once you arrive give them a call and a girl will come to the back to open the door.

If all the MILFs / Aunties were like Anna and Sasha all would be fine. I have seen her several times and each time the experience does not fall off. Amazing provider yes I will be sad when she leaves.

BTW. I got a message that Katie may still be at Alice. I am in a pickle. While I do want to see those Katie Tits. I may want to see Anna before she gets out of town. Decisions, x3.

Stay safe.

The hunt continues.

What was the damage at lollibee if you don't mind me asking?

[SeaMonstes5678]

I am not sure if she is Korean or Chinese. I know she is fantastic once she starts smiling.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents.

Aussie you hit the nail on the head with Anna. If you want a similar experience. Same athletic body, crazy stamina, great in all positions, and everything just right, you have to visit Lollibee and check out Sasha. She also is the real thing and yes there is parking in the back once you arrive give them a call and a girl will come to the back to open the door.

If all the MILFs / Aunties were like Anna and Sasha all would be fine. I have seen her several times and each time the experience does not fall off. Amazing provider yes I will be sad when she leaves.

BTW. I got a message that Katie may still be at Alice. I am in a pickle. While I do want to see those Katie Tits. I may want to see Anna before she gets out of town. Decisions, x3.

Stay safe.

The hunt continues.

[ACupOfJava]

Based on these testimonials (thanks guys) I called ahead to see if "Lina" was still available (just google Nima's number). But, I was told only one girl was working, with the name of "Nina". I then received a couple of photos via text of a hot woman, early 20's. I figured, sure, whatever, must be AI or Photoshop magic, or outdated pics as usual. But, I went ahead and drove to Nima.

Imagine my surprise when the person who greeted me at the door was the same girl in the photos. Granted, instead of early 20's, she's probably mid 20's now, but that's just 2 to 4 years off. She's one of the most attractive Asian girls I've met, not just AMP girls. No wonder the person who answered my call eagerly texted me her pics without me even asking heh. (Keep in mind though, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She may be just okay for others.).

Minimal English, so app was required here and there, mainly at the start and end. Standard rate upfront, $$, 1 hr. I noticed there was no towel on the bed, just the basic sheet. I asked her for a towel when she came back to the room, twice, but she just shrugged and started to undress. I knew she understood what I asked, otherwise she would've whipped out her phone again and used the translator app. She just DGAF. That was clue number one this was going to be a rushed job.

Her set of C natural looked good, still fighting gravity, though not perky. Slim overall, but with a small belly pouch and tattoo that covers her c section scar and other pregnancy souvenirs. She then immediately tried to put the cover on. That was rush job clue number two. I don't mind no massage, but even a guy needs foreplay FFS. I asked her relax and slow down, which at least she did. Again, no app used here, she understood, she knew she was rushing.

Yeah that's definitely the Lina I had. Such a shame. She was one of the cutest young girl I've seen in an AMP, but rush job mixed with trying to end the FS with a HJ is just poor taste in service.

He had good English, didn't need a translator. But again, won't be repeating.

[Bonnaryi]

Young cutie Katie with the DDs is gone. Ewa still there. New girl has big tits but a belly, no makeup, and looks straight up haggered. Pass.

New girl with Mia at O3. She seems ok for a MILF.

New girl Lala at Lotus is also a pass. Started straight up yelling at me when I didn't immediately go into a room with her. That attitude never pays off.

So I ended up at Jasmine to see the white dress MILF I'd passed on earlier.

And I am KICKING myself. She's awesome.

Her name is Anna (different Anna) and she heads to PDX in 3 days.

Her body is BANGING. I was shocked when the dress dropped. Athletic spinner with great curves. Firm. Taught. Tight. Shaved clean. And as reported, she looks way better when she smiles. Which is often. She's prob 40 ish but body of a 20 year old college gymnast. I shit you not. No tattoos. Small boob job with erasers.

English is great. Massage is amazing. Hard. Went on for so long I thought there might not be time for extras. But there was.

Great HJ with her tits in my mouth to wake him up. CBJ was fine. Her ball-handling skills are excellent.

Climbed on for ACG and went to town. Small and light enough to pick up and fuck standing while looking at ourselves in the mirror. Then put her down for standing mish. Then took advantage of that mirror and put her in DG and mashed the throttle. She likes it hard. Great noises. Reached thru and handled the coin bag properly with that face down and ass up. Massive finish.

Earlier during the massage I'd told her she could call me "Big Monkey. After a furious finish, we were both laughing and before I could pull even out she said "I no call you Big Monkey. You King Kong!" I know she's just selling the fantasy but I still felt flattered. Shes very sweet. Offered her number to text me for when she comes back. I was planning on asking for it anyway.

I am kicking myself for mis-reading her earlier in the month during my initial browse. She's friendly and sexy with a full-length massage and energetic safe extras.

Tell her hi from Big Monkey (or King Kong lol) if you decide to see her before year-end.

Is this lady Anna Chinese or Korean?

[ACupOfJava]

New girl with Mia at O3. She seems ok for a MILF.

Is Mia back at Ocean 3?

[AussieFury]

Katie sounded promising so I stopped by today. She's cute, sweet, and gives a real thorough massage. Definitely enhanced Ds tho. Seems like she just got here. FYI she is only HJ / BJ til around Wednesday of next week. I will be trying to swing by a bit later for a repeat visit.

Young cutie Katie with the DDs is gone. Ewa still there. New girl has big tits but a belly, no makeup, and looks straight up haggered. Pass.

New girl with Mia at O3. She seems ok for a MILF.

New girl Lala at Lotus is also a pass. Started straight up yelling at me when I didn't immediately go into a room with her. That attitude never pays off.

So I ended up at Jasmine to see the white dress MILF I'd passed on earlier.

And I am KICKING myself. She's awesome.

Her name is Anna (different Anna) and she heads to PDX in 3 days.

Her body is BANGING. I was shocked when the dress dropped. Athletic spinner with great curves. Firm. Taught. Tight. Shaved clean. And as reported, she looks way better when she smiles. Which is often. She's prob 40 ish but body of a 20 year old college gymnast. I shit you not. No tattoos. Small boob job with erasers.

English is great. Massage is amazing. Hard. Went on for so long I thought there might not be time for extras. But there was.

Great HJ with her tits in my mouth to wake him up. CBJ was fine. Her ball-handling skills are excellent.

Climbed on for ACG and went to town. Small and light enough to pick up and fuck standing while looking at ourselves in the mirror. Then put her down for standing mish. Then took advantage of that mirror and put her in DG and mashed the throttle. She likes it hard. Great noises. Reached thru and handled the coin bag properly with that face down and ass up. Massive finish.

Earlier during the massage I'd told her she could call me "Big Monkey.” After a furious finish, we were both laughing and before I could pull even out she said "I no call you Big Monkey. You King Kong!" I know she's just selling the fantasy but I still felt flattered. She’s very sweet. Offered her number to text me for when she comes back. I was planning on asking for it anyway.

I am kicking myself for mis-reading her earlier in the month during my initial browse. She's friendly and sexy with a full-length massage and energetic safe extras.

Tell her hi from Big Monkey (or King Kong lol) if you decide to see her before year-end.