Massage Parlor Reports

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents.

Went to Lolllibee for the 1st time after the review about Sasha. Spot on description 40 ish with a 25 year old body. Abs. Nice athletic build. All the makings just right for me. It was early in the day so the front door was not locked but there are cameras in the waiting area. She came thru the door and I was hooked. The place is very clean, quiet and relaxed for sure. Very comfortable place to be.

We we looked at each other it was understood. She smiled and laughed I did the same. No problem understanding her, very good English and just that lusty sexy look.

I gave her $$, fake massage that lasted maybe a minute and instant turn over and it just starts. She takes off the white lacy thing and just small b's with amazing nipples. We start the cover goes on CBJ amazing skillful action and we go into mish. Hard hard pounding she is just oozing sexuality. We go into K9 and that is it for me all in the bag. We both are crazy happy. She does have some great stamina. There is a reason she is in shape. Total fun. Yes I will return but there is one huge problem.

The worse thing about the place is it it on a very very busy street, near Costco and a bunch of stores this it is sooo busy. Cars, cars and more cars. I should have asked if they have a back door. I did not see anyone else. I am guessing they do have more workers but I did not see any.

Stay safe Gents.

The hunt continues.

As a side note, she so much reminds me of the Auntie from Jasmine. However Sasha has more of an athletic build the the girl from Jasmine I will I had remembered her name. I will also return to see her too.

[Zomfg]

Young cutie natural Lina at Nima FW. Best girl they've had there in a long time. Adorable face mixed with naughty intentions. Very interested in making sure you are happy. Love her all natural Cs.

Just tried Lina and yes she is probably the cutest face I have seen at an AMP.

However, aside from Natural C's, 24 why / o, and a slim figure, she moved too fast. No BJ, bag on then mish. She must not like people looking at her because she kept telling me to not look in a shy tone.

Based on these testimonials (thanks guys) I called ahead to see if "Lina" was still available (just google Nima's number). But, I was told only one girl was working, with the name of "Nina". I then received a couple of photos via text of a hot woman, early 20's. I figured, sure, whatever, must be AI or Photoshop magic, or outdated pics as usual. But, I went ahead and drove to Nima.

Imagine my surprise when the person who greeted me at the door was the same girl in the photos. Granted, instead of early 20's, she's probably mid 20's now, but that's just 2 to 4 years off. She's one of the most attractive Asian girls I've met, not just AMP girls. No wonder the person who answered my call eagerly texted me her pics without me even asking heh. (Keep in mind though, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She may be just okay for others.).

Minimal English, so app was required here and there, mainly at the start and end. Standard rate upfront, $$, 1 hr. I noticed there was no towel on the bed, just the basic sheet. I asked her for a towel when she came back to the room, twice, but she just shrugged and started to undress. I knew she understood what I asked, otherwise she would've whipped out her phone again and used the translator app. She just DGAF. That was clue number one this was going to be a rushed job.

Her set of C natural looked good, still fighting gravity, though not perky. Slim overall, but with a small belly pouch and tattoo that covers her c section scar and other pregnancy souvenirs. She then immediately tried to put the cover on. That was rush job clue number two. I don't mind no massage, but even a guy needs foreplay FFS. I asked her relax and slow down, which at least she did. Again, no app used here, she understood, she knew she was rushing.

Similar with many AMP girls, no kissing, no FOV, so I didn't even bother to try FIV or DATY. But hey, at least she didn't say her breasts and nipples were too sensitive. She avoided eye contact and then literally said not to look, which reminded me of a previous review of "Lina". My guess is it's because she hasn't detached sex with emotion completely, but I'm no shrink shrugs*. IMHO that's probably a good quality in a loyal civi wife, but not for a SW.

After the extremely short "foreplay", back to immediately tried to put the cover on, told me not to touch the cover after she wrapped it on me, then not even CBJ, asked to start mish right away, the only position there was, which she called it quits after less than 10 unenjoyable minutes. Her entire demeanor was not turning me on at all, it was worse than getting starfished. She did offer a HJ finish, but I declined. A sore junior from a rush job handy is traumatizing, once in a lifetime is enough.

Forgetting the info I got over the phone, I asked her to introduce me to other girls. She confirmed there wasn't any other girls than her that time. That's why I'm asking if this Nina is the same Lina previously reviewed, or a different girl. Paid for HR, got an unfinished QV, needless to say, will not repeat. My top 3 worst AMP experience after Cici from 9 (Pinee) and Krystal from Mi (she's still there BTW, be advised).

[Chill1990]

Have to concur with you. Went there several times a while back and never got anything but legit massage at both of their old locations. I'd be very surprised to hear their new management is down with FS. That report is suspect.

In federal way, next to the Akasaka restaurant.

[Chill1990]

On 112th off of canyon? I went there once got a great massage. Lady wouldn't touch my private parts at all did all the moves did nothing for me not even a HJ. But the massage was really good.

It's in Federal way, by the Akasaka restaurant.

[Hazey2000]

On 112th off of canyon? I went there once got a great massage. Lady wouldn't touch my private parts at all did all the moves did nothing for me not even a HJ. But the massage was really good.

Have to concur with you. Went there several times a while back and never got anything but legit massage at both of their old locations. I'd be very surprised to hear their new management is down with FS. That report is suspect.

[DavidIs21]

Anyone in and around tacoma that provides great prostate massages like the granny from blue bay (in the seattle forums).

[Woopooh]

On 112th off of canyon? I went there once got a great massage. Lady wouldn't touch my private parts at all did all the moves did nothing for me not even a HJ. But the massage was really good.

Was let in by a tiny little late 20's early 30's year old, nice body. Not too much of the nice smile. Asked me if it was my first time there.

Which it was, lied and said no. Asked me how long. I told her an hr.

Gave her $$, asked if I wanted "boom boom" I nodded yes.

As I undress and lay on the table, she has me wait for maybe 2-3 minutes, as I look up. I seen I was hit with the old bait and swap LOL. With a super tiny late 40's maybe early 50's yr old Aunty / granny. As I wanted to get up and leave. She starts massaging me. And no lie. Probably one of the best, if not the best, sensual, non rushed, full hand, forearm usage massage I've had at a AMP.

She thoroughly massaged every limb, and part, from my fingertips to my toes. Had to ask her name, she also had a great sense of humor. She said her name was Tina.

Turns out, the massage was so good, I wanted to giver her the D afterwards. LOL. As I flip. She plays with it til it grows. I'm a 6'/6'1 black male in my early 30's about 255 lbs big guy, and big down there as well. She says "oouuu big" as she sits Kriss Kross between my legs and gets to giving a very good CBJ. She strokes the shaft makes eye contact. She isn't the fines thing around. But not the ugliest either. She proceeds to suck on the balls as well before she says okay. And ask me how I want to give it to her. I had to look at the time cause I had somewhere to be. I sail that to say this. I terrorised her clean and neatly trimmed pussy. She took every inch and allowed me to do what I want. And she was super tight as hell. Stood up pounded her against the wall before I laid her back on the table in standing mish for about 6-8 minutes we laughed as she said "thank you, and thank you for cumming. So big, and I wasn't going to make you stop" I liked that. If you can get over her being a Aunty / granny 8/10 would recommend. I'll be back for her.

[Chill1990]

Was let in by a tiny little late 20's early 30's year old, nice body. Not too much of the nice smile. Asked me if it was my first time there.

Which it was, lied and said no. Asked me how long. I told her an hr.

Gave her $$, asked if I wanted "boom boom" I nodded yes.

As I undress and lay on the table, she has me wait for maybe 2-3 minutes, as I look up. I seen I was hit with the old bait and swap LOL. With a super tiny late 40's maybe early 50's yr old Aunty / granny. As I wanted to get up and leave. She starts massaging me. And no lie. Probably one of the best, if not the best, sensual, non rushed, full hand, forearm usage massage I've had at a AMP.

She thoroughly massaged every limb, and part, from my fingertips to my toes. Had to ask her name, she also had a great sense of humor. She said her name was Tina.

Turns out, the massage was so good, I wanted to giver her the D afterwards. LOL. As I flip. She plays with it til it grows. I'm a 6'/6'1 black male in my early 30's about 255 lbs big guy, and big down there as well. She says "oouuu big" as she sits Kriss Kross between my legs and gets to giving a very good CBJ. She strokes the shaft makes eye contact. She isn't the fines thing around. But not the ugliest either. She proceeds to suck on the balls as well before she says okay. And ask me how I want to give it to her. I had to look at the time cause I had somewhere to be. I sail that to say this. I terrorised her clean and neatly trimmed pussy. She took every inch and allowed me to do what I want. And she was super tight as hell. Stood up pounded her against the wall before I laid her back on the table in standing mish for about 6-8 minutes we laughed as she said "thank you, and thank you for cumming. So big, and I wasn't going to make you stop" I liked that. If you can get over her being a Aunty / granny 8/10 would recommend. I'll be back for her.

[Doctor Pepper]

Got a very good HJ from Qiu in auburn. It looks like a legit place and there was a woman in the main room getting a foot massage from an older gentleman. The masseuse was middle aged 30's and at first I thought no extras would be had but she asked for 60 which I normally pass but she was good looking to me so I said yes. Honestly she gave a great extended HJ and seemed shockingly into it. This one felt very YMMV and that she just really liked me but who ever knows with these ladies.

There are 2 Qiu's in Auburn (because of course there are) - one on A Street and the other on Auburn Way. Which one are you referring to? I'm aware of the one Aussie replied about, but just curious if it was the same one.

[Kinkaid69]

Had a great time with Yoyo2 today! At least that's what I think she's called, not 100% sure. First she claimed to be Anna, then the "new Anna", the real Anna seems to be gone for now? Later she said her real name is Yoyo, and looked genuinly confused when I asked if she knows the other Yoyo.

Anyway, she's 40's, fake Ds, short, decent slim body in spite of some strech marks. Great atitude, LFK, BBJ, enthusiastic about DATY. Fun and flirty, pretty good for an Auntie.

Agreed, avoid Lulu's Yuyu. I got in a rush and let her talk me into staying. She uses literal plastic wrap, that's not code for a c*nd*om, it was an actual piece of plastic. Also hands and d*ck are sanatized, and must be re-sanatized if you touch yourself. You can touch her, but only above the CL*t. If you touch the c*nd*om, that is then changed and everything re-sprayed. I was actually unable to finish.

[DatyMan007]

Had a recent subpar experience with Yuyu regardless of being clean & trimmed and respectful.

Cons: no fk or even licking tits after daty, no BBBJ, overworked asking to finish me with HJ after just 5 minutes of cfs, old boob job shows signs of wear, no mouthwash offered, no massage offered.

Pros: hospitable clean location with standup shower, enthusiasm at first, relatively still attractive for a late 40's auntie.

I'm assuming this is YUYU from Burien this month Dec?

FYI YuYu At LuLu's Fedway is also subpar definitely wouldn't repete.

[Moose21]

Had a recent subpar experience with Yuyu regardless of being clean & trimmed and respectful.

Cons: no fk or even licking tits after daty, no BBBJ, overworked asking to finish me with HJ after just 5 minutes of cfs, old boob job shows signs of wear, no mouthwash offered, no massage offered.

Pros: hospitable clean location with standup shower, enthusiasm at first, relatively still attractive for a late 40's auntie.

I'm sorry you didn't receive what you were looking for. I'm not into kissing the AMP ladies so that is something I didn't miss by not receiving it.

[SkeletonKey6]

Had a recent subpar experience with Yuyu regardless of being clean & trimmed and respectful.

Cons: no fk or even licking tits after daty, no BBBJ, overworked asking to finish me with HJ after just 5 minutes of cfs, old boob job shows signs of wear, no mouthwash offered, no massage offered.

Pros: hospitable clean location with standup shower, enthusiasm at first, relatively still attractive for a late 40's auntie.

I get the impression being impeccably clean and trimmed / shaved goes a long way with Yuyu. At least it did with me! Very enjoyable.

[BBAsianLover]

AFAIK it's just Katie / Keiki and Ewa at Alica. Ewa is the younger mamasan type.

I dropped by and met the auntie in the white dress earlier this month at Jasmin. Her scowl and demeanor convinved me she would not be a good time so I didn't stay. But your report is making me reconsider. I might circle back. Thanks.

Katie sounded promising so I stopped by today. She's cute, sweet, and gives a real thorough massage. Definitely enhanced Ds tho. Seems like she just got here. FYI she is only HJ / BJ til around Wednesday of next week. I will be trying to swing by a bit later for a repeat visit.

[ACupOfJava]

Young cutie natural Lina at Nima FW. Best girl they've had there in a long time. Adorable face mixed with naughty intentions. Very interested in making sure you are happy. Love her all natural Cs.

She was still crawling all over me while I was trying to get dressed. She's a confidence booster.

Just tried Lina and yes she is probably the cutest face I have seen at an AMP.

However, aside from Natural C's, 24 why / o, and a slim figure, she moved too fast. No BJ, bag on then mish. She must not like people looking at her because she kept telling me to not look in a shy tone.

I mean don't get me wrong, she was fine and we cracked jokes about our age but its more of a quickie for me anyways.

Back to Anna.