Massage Parlor Reports

[PuntaJaco43]

Last time I was there, I got to see 3 or 4 providers in the waiting room. They are all oily faced middle aged women. I am asian, I know exactly how old are they. Nicole the mamasan is at least 50, and rest no one is younger than 35. They may have couple who were working in room that I didn't get see. But just from that glimpse, it's big disappointment. I said to myself, maybe at least I can get a good massage, and so I ask for someone who can do hard massage. They send in a girl with glass, who is at least 180 lb and 5 ft8 gorilla. Well, she is the young indeed, but no appeal at all, plus her finger is so sweaty and there is no enjoyment when touch your skin. Well, to each of his own, but mongers be warned.

I was also a bit disappointed with Cherry and Cindy. They weren't petite or spinners people advertised. Their teasing could be better, they just sort of graze the inner thights and obliques but don't really work the balls or shaft much. Had difficulty finishing but finally shot a big load because their low-quality HJ resulted in a long buildup.

You did get one thing right and that's Nicole's age. I have been visiting this place for almost a year, sometimes on a weekly basis and I have never seen 3-4 overweight greasy woman hanging around. I mean they only work two gals at a time plus Nicole, and she is basically the manager; she fills in as needed. Sometimes though they will bring in outside "heavy-duty "help to fill in on a serious massage request. Sometime even a male masseuse, requested by women will be brought in from an outside source, believe it or not. I have seen this on two occasions; after all this is a legit spa, (sort of).

May wellness has really stepped up their game these last 6 months. There were three girls working yesterday that are 32,32 and 36 years old. I know them. Where else are you going to find attractive, slender, tight under 36 years olds in Nova? Please share if you have other possibilities.

So, what are the options in the area?

You could visit Sunny spa; Sofia and Monica, both very attractive Chinese gals maybe early 40's and or Eastern Spa with Lisa probably 50 but very attractive. (I recently reviewed both spas) Menu at both places is wide open on the table (literally) but this is not the case at May Wellness, it's a different experience. You must initiate and work your charm. Obviously not for everyone but like many I like the thrill of the hunt.

Anyhow you can't really compare these other spas to May Wellness because you are not comparing Peaches to Peaches, so to speak. Although IMHO the Peaches at May Wellness are a lot harder.

They need a few more years to ripen.

You should revisit.

Regards.

PJ.

[DCKing]

Went to fhoh after a really long time. I asked to see who is available, don't remember names but a few were not attractice. Went with Adrianna. Ok massage, she got down to her bra and panties. Zero passion from her but what a body! Standard finish.

[JmSuttr]

I went and saw Tara a week or so ago. As always her massage is top notch. However her apartment is a mess and doesn't smell all that great. The shower temp is either cold or really hot, no in between. Bathroom not all that clean either.

There had been a few reports that she's lost a lot of weight. The pics on her ad and the ones she will send you make it look like that too. While the pics are her, they are either photo shopped or those glamour pics. She's lost some, but not a lot, and no where near the amount she wants you to believe. I was rather disappointed.

It will be a while before I return.

I've known Tara for well over 10 years. In that time I've lost count of how many times I've visited. Some visits were scheduled in advance and others were last-minute. If I found myself in her area, with some spare time, she would see me on short notice if she didn't have another client.

In all that time, and in all those visits, I never once found her apartment less than clean and tidy, and I'm a rather meticulous sort. And I also have a keen nose, so any odors would be immediately noticeable to me. I can't speak to your experience, as I wasn't there, but I can speak to 10+ years of seeing her.

I'd also add that, in all that time, I've never seen Tara use a photoshopped pic. I'm not sure if she even knows how but anyone who is a regular client of Tara knows that she's not ashamed of her body, and wasn't when she was heavier than she is now. If you'll notice, she advertises less than any other provider out there. That's because she has a steady stream of regulars. So it's hard for me to imagine what motivation she'd have to use doctored or glamorized pics as she's consistently busy.

IMHO, Tara is the quintessential "what you see is what you get" Thai masseuse. She's direct, to the point, and doesn't try to be something she's not. In fact, she told me she's recently had to turn down clients who try to press her for FS, and some of them have gone off on a huff. She was a bit upset with the situation and said she will probably block those clients and not see them again.

For my money, Tara is one of the true Thai massage therapist gems. And even more so when you consider that she hasn't raised her prices for the entire 10+ years I've known her.

[SexAddict96]

Went to see Candy based on previous review. Her service and skill with BBBJCIM was pretty good. Her body was too big for me and her face was not attractive to me at all. Not a repeat also.

Stopped to see. Just bigger gal than I was expecting. Nice service but not going back.

[PilotAviator]

So last year I piggy backed off PA's comments about remembering some of our lovely this Holiday season. I added a comment that we should be a little more generous with these gals since they have such a hard life. Well! That comment set up an uproar of disagreement from some of our beloved members to the point that one had his comments deleted by our beloved Admin2. The good news is that I am not going near that comment this year.

Now I have had a very good mongering year; I love the hobby and all that it has to offer; I have met new acquaintances that I occasionally PM with on this board and more importantly I have made some very interesting new lady friends. I have learned a lot about some of these gals: Some make an obscene amount of money but most just get by. Three out my four regular gals have children abroad and they are the only means of support. One gal told me the other day that all she does is work to send money back to China. I told her that she is young and to hang in there. (I know you guys don't want to hear this, but I have become a softy in my old age). Anyhow I visited my ATF and another regular the other day and presented them both with an envelope with a little extra to show them my appreciation. I enjoyed doing so.

Happy Holidays to all of you out there that are part of our little Fiefdom and a Happy New Years to all.

Regards.

PJ.

PJ43's last sentence before his closing sums up the hobby for me -- because I enjoy doing so.

Those who work in the personal services industry (haircuts, massage, etc.) see their regular clients more often than some of us see family (or our primary medical professionals). I see my favorite barber and massage specialists every 2-6 weeks (depending on specialty and my needs). Like PJ53, in this holiday time I leave an envelope w / a card and a cash gift (after I've paid for services and left appropriate tip for services). No, they are not personal friends -- but being friendly (and a bit generous) can be very enjoyable.

Always be nice to the ladies -- and me nice to the good managers too! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year (and endings) to all, and to all a good night.

PA.

[OldTimeAmpLvr]

Dreamed of Candy based on this and generally can echo this report.

Additional info:

Price for nuru+shower scrub was per her ad. Didn't discuss anything else until the flip, asked for a tip for BBBJ+CIM, I asked if making it a total $$$ was sufficient and she agreed.

Throughout she was very upfront about what she didn't do, no FS, no FIV. All fine with me since I wasn't looking for that.

Professional level massage and neck / spine cracking. Really helped worked out some tension I've been having. Nuru was decent, shower scrub was just okay as it was in the aging hotel tub shower and already post finish so it was more carrying out the service than "fun" for me. Agree with body description as solid and thick. She's pretty but wouldn't call her hot, it's the most I've ever paid for a session but I think the value for me was more in the massage quality.

Location feels safe. At a hotel but doesn't require you to go through a lobby. She's good with directions in text. Making appointments with her via text has some screener questions for her own safety.

Stopped to see. Just bigger gal than I was expecting. Nice service but not going back.

[Loader401]

I have seen ads for being an Amazon, SHEIN, and some other internet shopping site reviewers lately. I wish that there was something like that for AMPs. You could send in some info, get verified, then start shopping. They could have the power to verify and comment on your report. You would spend money on visits but get paid every week as well (you get commission on visits with your name) so that you probably end up only paying for hourly fee. They may even give you vouchers to places so that you may review them as well. It could be called "AMPazon". Where you can find extras from A to Z! Oh what a great world it would be if I ran it! Happy holidays and be safe out there!

[Loader401]

Anyone paying $200 to $250 on top of the house fee for FS is an idiot. Raising the price for FS also pulls up the price for BJ and HJ. This ends up impacting everyone.

I totally agree that $$ or $$. 5 over the house fee is too much on a regular basis. It just raises the expectation for all. The only time I am have paid that was with Lucy at Best and possibly $$ somewhere else once. I can say, Lucy (just my experience) was better than many GFE ladies I have visited. Atmosphere, attitude, and other than the CFS (some escorts I have seen were BBFS) was just as good and / or better. The tip for her, IMHO, was correct. Once again YMMV and I can't speak for the others that I have seen at Best through the years, but for her, it was right.

[ThaiMeUp1]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../23097147.html

TOFTT recently. Typical K-AMP. Paid $. 8 for HR. Shower first then Decent massage by attractive provider. Forgot her name. HUGE boobs, playful gal, mid 30's. On flip, all options available but YMMV. Typical prices for upgrades.

Would repeat in a pinch due to convenient location.

[SexyD]

Been said many times before, dating a provider is just a bad idea. Once it moves from a business transaction to real feelings, someone is getting hurt. Living happily ever after only happens in the movies.

Never knew about a site like this existed. Boy, there are tons of reviews and recommendations, without a subscription. I've been using Rubmaps all these years. But, my preference, has always been to find one provider and stick with her as best as I can. That might also be the reason why I never searched for more options online. By far my best experience has been with a sweet lady whom I saw for years. She went by the name Cindy. Never really considered her as a provider. She was at C & C Wellness in Herndon and then at Eden Spa in Alexandria. Over the course of time, we shared our real names and contact information as well and I went where she went.

Always had a wonderful time with her. To the point I wanted, so badly, to go out with her. Each time I asked, she would politely decline. Last year was the last time I saw her. She was kind of stand offish and declined service. I must have done something bad and at that point but to this day don't know what it is. I said my goodbye and haven't been to an AMP since. Maybe, me pushing to meet outside of "work" for her could have been too much or I totally misjudged her friendliness.

But, since I found this site and some of the seniors and regulars say to newcomers to make recommendations first, I wanted to start of with my own and I hope this is helpful. I am not looking for recommendations, like I said earlier, after Cindy I lost interest in trying other providers. She may still be there at Eden's.

Another Recommendation. K-Wellness in Arlington is run by a provider who was friends with me when she used to own K&J Wellness and prior to that, working at Sky Therapy in Herndon. She runs the place very well and is always neat and clean. One of her best friends went by Coco and Nana was my go-to gal, prior to Cindy.

Will try to get back on the saddle soon, but will act with caution.

[LocalCustomer]

Last time I was there, I got to see 3 or 4 providers in the waiting room. They are all oily faced middle aged women. I am asian, I know exactly how old are they. Nicole the mamasan is at least 50, and rest no one is younger than 35. They may have couple who were working in room that I didn't get see. But just from that glimpse, it's big disappointment. I said to myself, maybe at least I can get a good massage, and so I ask for someone who can do hard massage. They send in a girl with glass, who is at least 180 lb and 5 ft8 gorilla. Well, she is the young indeed, but no appeal at all, plus her finger is so sweaty and there is no enjoyment when touch your skin. Well, to each of his own, but mongers be warned.

I was also a bit disappointed with Cherry and Cindy. They weren't petite or spinners people advertised. Their teasing could be better, they just sort of graze the inner thights and obliques but don't really work the balls or shaft much. Had difficulty finishing but finally shot a big load because their low-quality HJ resulted in a long buildup.

[Jonesy72]

Also last 5 ish reviews on Rubmaps are also fake.

Someone else needs to vouch for Blue.

My one experience at Blue was nothing to write home about.

The provider was a tall, semi-attractive girl. TS was adequate, but not great. The massage was short and not so much a massage as pushing skin around my back and legs with a quick move to ST and even quicker move to negotiations. Her requested fee was way higher than I think her age / looks / attitude / personality warranted. So I thanked her for the time and let her know I was only interested in massage. She wasn't pleased and wanted to know if I was going to tip and quickly deoooed her price. By then the mood was gone, so I thanked her again and left.

Went to another nearby Korean place to scratch my itch.

[SexAddict96]

Was that BBBJCIM? When I saw her, she was pretty adamant against BBBJ.

I was speaking to Grace on the phone and she encouraged me to try the other girls, but I said No. Showed up minutes later and Grace got in a room. She hugged me and smiled. To me, she looks young and cute! She collected house fee for 60 mins. In TS, she cleaned my butt cheek and hole thoroughly. In massage room, I enjoyed what she was doing. She knew where the muscles and tendons attached. And I was pleasantly surprised that she improved a lot on PM. She did very light teasing, not deep, while I was face down but it was remarkable. After the flip and some
light massage, she continued PM with my legs up. Also she gestured her hand pumping action and I said of course. She took off her clothes so I caressed her tight body and also sucked her full B natural tits. I busted in her mouth and she cleaned me up. She gave me a head massage and light body massage till the time's up.

[LoonyBinPatrol]

I was speaking to Grace on the phone and she encouraged me to try the other girls, but I said No. Showed up minutes later and Grace got in a room. She hugged me and smiled. To me, she looks young and cute! She collected house fee for 60 mins. In TS, she cleaned my butt cheek and hole thoroughly. In massage room, I enjoyed what she was doing. She knew where the muscles and tendons attached. And I was pleasantly surprised that she improved a lot on PM. She did very light teasing, not deep, while I was face down but it was remarkable. After the flip and some light massage, she continued PM with my legs up. Also she gestured her hand pumping action and I said of course. She took off her clothes so I caressed her tight body and also sucked her full B natural tits. I busted in her mouth and she cleaned me up. She gave me a head massage and light body massage till the time's up.

[HighTemp]

Last time I was there, I got to see 3 or 4 providers in the waiting room. They are all oily faced middle aged women. I am asian, I know exactly how old are they. Nicole the mamasan is at least 50, and rest no one is younger than 35. They may have couple who were working in room that I didn't get see. But just from that glimpse, it's big disappointment. I said to myself, maybe at least I can get a good massage, and so I ask for someone who can do hard massage. They send in a girl with glass, who is at least 180 lb and 5 ft8 gorilla. Well, she is the young indeed, but no appeal at all, plus her finger is so sweaty and there is no enjoyment when touch your skin. Well, to each of his own, but mongers be warned.