Massage Parlor Reports

**JohnnySalami** · 12-20-23 12:09

Anyone tried Lalisa yet? She seems like an escort but sounds like a massage so I posted it here. I was thinking about picking the trigger but I also started to wonder if it might just be Apple rebranded with a new name. The price also looks like it went from 3 to 4 bills. Anyone know?

https://www.foxylists.com/lalisa

**TheRabbit** · 12-20-23 11:57

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Stopped by Best this morning, after paying house fee in walks Mia (Latina) who is taller than I like. After she introduced herself the next words out of her mouth is "we have new pricing rules here, 250 FS any way you want it, 200 f*k only no kissing or touching, 150 BJ which one do you want". I politely said " I want my money back". Mamasan (old old lady) came in and asked if price was too high. I told her I don't discuss pricing and the mood is gone.!

You left because you didn't want the girls to talk about pricing. I'm not going lie that was really petty, you should have gotten over it.

**KindGent** · 12-20-23 11:56

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

If my memory serves me correctly L1 refers to a HJ, L2 refers to a BJ, and L3 refers to FS.

When it comes to abbreviations, if the USSG does not list the term, suggest you check out urbandictionary.com.

**PuntaJaco43** · 12-20-23 11:34

Originally Posted by DC002 [View Original Post]

Got text today from Lucy Lu. Latin Mia from Miami is gone!

Since she was not up to Best's standards for a nice overall client experience. She said in the words of her favorite x-President: "Your Fired".

Not much else to say!

LOL.

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Stopped by Best this morning, after paying house fee in walks Mia (Latina) who is taller than I like. After she introduced herself the next words out of her mouth is "we have new pricing rules here, 250 FS any way you want it, 200 f*k only no kissing or touching, 150 BJ which one do you want". I politely said " I want my money back". Mamasan (old old lady) came in and asked if price was too high. I told her I don't discuss pricing and the mood is gone. She calls in a taller Korean girl and told me she doesn't discuss pricing. Again, I said I want my deposit back so I can leave. She continues to try and convince me to stay but I stood my ground and she finally returned the deposit. I felt like I was at a dealership trying to leave the showroom and they won't let you go without making a deal. I think I'm done with this place, it has turned into a full blown brothel and the thrill of the hunt is gone. Stay safe out there!

I thought that both Gents made a good opposing argument in putting this establishment on notice regarding the type of service we as the paying client should be provided. With out being malicious in is explanation, "YouChooch" simply describes an unacceptable situation that he was put in while dealing with the tall Latina with a major GPS attitude; he was right to ask for his money back and move on. It was a "boner killer "of a moment.

Currently, DC002 is highly complementary to Best Therapy. He has written several reviews well embellished with details with regards to the ambiance of this spa; he obviously feels very comfortable with the service and the ladies of this establishment. It may be his go to place just like mine is May Wellness.

But.

Sometimes you just can't be 100% with your service -- although you can fix the problem and this action is what separates the run of the mill Massage Parlor from the ones that strive to offer a memorable experience. This is so in any small business. In the case of Best Therapy Lucy Lu steps and hands Mia her walking papers and maybe a smack upside the head. (I have never met Lucy Lu). Lucy Lu has a big financial stake in what happens, God forbid if she were to get a bad review, (which she did) they all fear this but she fixed the problem. There was a similar situation at May Wellness, Nicole stepped up and fired the gal just because she kept inquiring about a tip.

I am in favor of frequenting Spas that have a good Manager / Mamasan, young or old, they are a positive force in the wellbeing of the establishment. Anyhow I have been wanting to visit Best Therapy based on DC002 reviews, but I just haven't found the time since I have been dividing my time between May Wellness, Easter and Sunny Spa, but I intend to in the coming new year.

Regards.

PJ.

**SexyD** · 12-20-23 05:56

Anyone paying $200 to $250 on top of the house fee for FS is an idiot. Raising the price for FS also pulls up the price for BJ and HJ. This ends up impacting everyone.

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

For $250 you can catch a flight to Tijuana where you will have a choice from a hundred or two Latinas.

**DC002** · 12-19-23 19:22

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Stopped by Best this morning, after paying house fee in walks Mia (Latina) who is taller than I like. After she introduced herself the next words out of her mouth is "we have new pricing rules here, 250 FS any way you want it, 200 f*k only no kissing or touching, 150 BJ which one do you want". I politely said " I want my money back". Mamasan (old old lady) came in and asked if price was too high. I told her I don't discuss pricing and the mood is gone. She calls in a taller Korean girl and told me she doesn't discuss pricing. Again, I said I want my deposit back so I can leave. She continues to try and convince me to stay but I stood my ground and she finally returned the deposit. I felt like I was at a dealership trying to leave the showroom and they won't let you go without making a deal. I think I'm done with this place, it has turned into a full blown brothel and the thrill of the hunt is gone. Stay safe out there!

Got text today from Lucy Lu. Latin Mia from Miami is gone!

Since she was not up to Best's standards for a nice overall client experience. She said in the words of her favorite x-President: "Your Fired".

Not much else to say!

LOL.

**OldManInVa** · 12-19-23 18:06

Originally Posted by Quriusmrk [View Original Post]

I'm starting to thing the Ant works at Blue.

When the only place you review is Blue and you post 5 in 3 weeks.

**LowerBackPain** · 12-19-23 18:01

Clearly the case. I've been there twice, but found the two thicker females (Be-Be and Ve-Ve) somewhat rude. The last time I got the shorter, thinner Korean Kim but while there 3 - 4 other mongers showed up. All were placed in adjacent rooms and things became instantly rushed. I cut my visit short and left for my Plan B location. Always good to have a backup place in-mind. Play safe.

Originally Posted by Quriusmrk [View Original Post]

I'm starting to thing the Ant works at Blue.

**FurryMonger122** · 12-19-23 17:53

I was led to Chantilly as there was a report of a spinner in the area. Sadly she left in the morning, I checked out some other massage place in the area named yams spa and was greeted by a pretty Asian lady, however she had told me to come back in 30 minutes. When I came back I was greeted by a much older lady and she told me 15 minutes, then I told her I was already waiting for 30 minutes for the other women, then she said she's busy and I would have to come back another day. Just wanted to left y'all know there's a hot chick at yams.

**Quriusmrk** · 12-19-23 16:42

I'm starting to thing the Ant works at Blue.

Originally Posted by AntManDiet [View Original Post]

I was in the area of Springfield again and had some time to kill after work, so I stopped in Blue Therapy for a 60-minute massage with a Korean Massage therapist named Julie. Sexy describes not only describes how gorgeous Julie is, but how she makes you feel. I encountered the obvious case of charm person I've ever seen. My proof and honest truth is that my massage session experience with Julie was a Perfect 10 Experience. The first step to creating a hot love exceptional massage session experience is to make sure Julie and I were on the same page. Julie distinctly had a good understanding of what I was looking for. We planned out every detail to do each and little thing from start to finish. We had a really great connection from the beginning, You're mine tonight, Julie.

I feel Julie's Magic. Explosive epitome of sexual talent. That was 60 minutes of pure, unadulterated joy. I am SO impressed with Julie's hot erotic massage techniques! Julie's body looks so gorgeous, beautiful and hot! Julie's Extremely sensual massage leads to full Passionate sex. Her performance was unforgettable I won't ever forget. Worthy of every accolade. If you go, ask for Julie. She is one amazing massage therapist with a great attitude and very kind too, and well knowing of her art. $80.00 House, $200 Well-Deserved Tip. Definitely coming back! Be a Gentleman.

**Brainless** · 12-19-23 16:25

Dreamed of Candy based on this and generally can echo this report.

Additional info:

Price for nuru+shower scrub was per her ad. Didn't discuss anything else until the flip, asked for a tip for BBBJ+CIM, I asked if making it a total $$$ was sufficient and she agreed.

Throughout she was very upfront about what she didn't do, no FS, no FIV. All fine with me since I wasn't looking for that.

Professional level massage and neck / spine cracking. Really helped worked out some tension I've been having. Nuru was decent, shower scrub was just okay as it was in the aging hotel tub shower and already post finish so it was more carrying out the service than "fun" for me. Agree with body description as solid and thick. She's pretty but wouldn't call her hot, it's the most I've ever paid for a session but I think the value for me was more in the massage quality.

Location feels safe. At a hotel but doesn't require you to go through a lobby. She's good with directions in text. Making appointments with her via text has some screener questions for her own safety.

Originally Posted by Bossanova86 [View Original Post]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23117154.html

Before I leave for Thailand for a month and a half, I opted to go see some providers in the area and took a swing with this one, there's like so many candies in the area over the years that for sure I thought I was going to get yet another asian crap shoot.

This lady was a total peach, built real solid and thick, with one heck of a pair of tits and perfect sized nipples imo, she was absolutely fantastic through and through, great attitude, real safe and clean, conversational if I was.

I opted for nuru + shower which came out lower than her as rate and what I got was amazing service and quality massage with medium to hard pressure, I didn't ask if there was any FS, but I also wasn't there for that, I was looking for more sexual deviancy which she gladly provided, on the flip she starts with a lot of teasing and my God those tits can work wonders, after that I wanted some good face sitting and CIM.

**DC002** · 12-19-23 15:07

For those of you that Know FHOH you don't need this intro. For those that don't, search this Forum history for FHOH.

Well I had a wonderful shocker I had today. After calling another place and got no answer, I decided since I was around Tysons, to call Sandra at FHOH and say hello since it had been about a year since we connected. I called and was informed that she was out of the country. It was about 1:30 pm and I asked if anyone was available for a massage around 2 pm? The receptionist gave me the names of 5 gals I did not recognize. I said I did not know any and it was hard to choose. She said come on over and you can meet them all! My eyes popped open wide. . and I drove over quickly.

Arriving, the cute receptionist, who was not one of the 5, went back and had all of them come out to say hello. I thought I was in a candy store. All were shapely Latin gals in nice medical uniforms. All looked great to my tastes, except one. In a little bit of a daze, I picked the first one, Cecilia who happened to be from Bolivia. She was tall, very shapely and well built, all over, and had a beautiful face and smile.

I paid my 120 fee for the hour massage and was shown to the room by the receptionist. When Cecillia came in, all formally dressed I had concerns but pulled her in for a hello hug that became a nice warm mutual extended embrace. She smelled like an angel and truly proved to be a very hot warm delectable piece of tasty fruit. Truly a dream come true. Beauty and wonderful. And a nice person. Her English was poor but I found some (piquito) Spanish came out of me and we had no real problems. I do think Bolivian women are the prettiest Latins. She started a nice massage but after about 10 minutes, I sat up thinking this is ridiculous and a waste of time and I gave her a warm hug which was returned with kisses and a warm passionate embraces. The rest I will leave up to your imagination, as we all like different things, and I was taught that a gentleman never tells details about someone he really likes.

I left an hour later very happy and feeling like I looted the candy store. What a nice surprise for Christmas. I was happy and so was she.

I do treat the ladies nice, for those that know me, and she got a Christmas bonus.

Wow, I just can't get over. 5 to choose from!

DC.

Merry Christmas to all!

**CanaPunter** · 12-19-23 14:51

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Stopped by Best this morning, after paying house fee in walks Mia (Latina) who is taller than I like. After she introduced herself the next words out of her mouth is "we have new pricing rules here, 250 FS any way you want it, 200 f*k only no kissing or touching, 150 BJ which one do you want".

For $250 you can catch a flight to Tijuana where you will have a choice from a hundred or two Latinas.