Massage Parlor Reports

**Dildo Baggens** · 12-15-23 12:26

1.) use intel before you go. Use this source and Bedpage to narrow down your search. Places that offer extras on Bedpage will usually advertise in " Escort" sections with lots of tells, I,e. BBFS, BBBJ, Open Minded, etc.

2). On arrival scan the scene. If the wait area has no one in it, has buzzer or bell and no legitimate massage paraphernalia for retail sale (cash register), then most likely this is a Happy ending spa.

3). Women are dressed with accentuating Revealing attire, and they greet you with hugs and a kiss on the cheek.

4.) full service nowadays usually only wants to do 1/2 hour sessions and if you're there for the sex, only pay for 1/2 hour.

5.) if it's a new place with no resent intel and you're worried about LE, don't mention anything that could get you in trouble. Let her fingers do the talking. Once she starts grazing " The Boys" during the massage, game on. (BTW, getting busted at a MP is extremely rare).

Hope this helps.

-Baggens.

Originally Posted by HoDough [View Original Post]

When visiting a well reviewed AMP and visiting for the first time, do they usually offer you "extra services" if you're new? Is it as simple as asking while she's massaging you? Also, are there video cameras in the room? I'm assuming most have hidden cams, just in case there's LE and they need might need the footage to keep him quiet.

**Skinny Dugan** · 12-15-23 11:42

First: there aren't cameras in the room.

Second: if the place is reviewed you will know what is available just by reading the reviews. Don't grope, but do touch their leg while face down. Sometimes this is all they need and will ask you to flip. A lot of time they will ask what you want. Point to the mouth or cooter if you don't really know them. Hand signals work just fine. Especially if you have read that bjs are on the menu. Don't pull that crap at Massage Envy. If you want just a HJ that is widely available and you will get one at just about all that are reviewed here and M P are. If it's a well known Jack shack let them know what you want, and if they don't do it they don't get butt hurt if you ask. No matter where you go, you will get farther if you are polite.

Originally Posted by HoDough [View Original Post]

When visiting a well reviewed AMP and visiting for the first time, do they usually offer you "extra services" if you're new? Is it as simple as asking while she's massaging you? Also, are there video cameras in the room? I'm assuming most have hidden cams, just in case there's LE and they need might need the footage to keep him quiet.

**Oc Amper** · 12-15-23 00:58

Originally Posted by KammyMike [View Original Post]

Every post from this poster (Alcapone) are all the same which makes me believe it an advertisement from owner.

Not sure this person is the owner. I looked over many of his posts recently. Vast majority of recent posts are for this shop, and maybe there is one more. Always, posting links to those sites.

Sexaholic777 is the other one, posting links to the same one or two shops on that site.

Both seem to be mongers, but honestly can't be sure exactly what either of them are.

**Fe Maiden** · 12-14-23 23:20

Originally Posted by RoccoD [View Original Post]

Easy to call this last one was bogus. Every single description provided was so emphatic and other worldly. We all want that unicorn so when someone provides such an amazing description, we hope for it to be true but this was either advertising or just total bs.

Total BS is probably accurate. Other similar posts from this person about places in Houston. So just a made up story if you ask me.

**HoDough** · 12-14-23 22:46

When visiting a well reviewed AMP and visiting for the first time, do they usually offer you "extra services" if you're new? Is it as simple as asking while she's massaging you? Also, are there video cameras in the room? I'm assuming most have hidden cams, just in case there's LE and they need might need the footage to keep him quiet.

**Dildo Baggens** · 12-14-23 21:36

Maybe. However from reading his past posts he try's to pass himself off as Mr. Knowitall and quite frankly his tone is standoff-ish and abrasive. BTW those pics he sent are Asian stock photos. I feel for the new guys here who were hoping they'd get good intel. My advice to them is toftt and write an honest review, then PM a couple posters who have good track records and ask for some feedback.

Originally Posted by KammyMike [View Original Post]

Every post from this poster (Alcapone) are all the same which makes me believe it an advertisement from owner.

**PoonLick** · 12-14-23 20:20

Originally Posted by Qeast [View Original Post]

Are there AMPs that have Vietnamese staff that offer FS?

The AMPs with V-RAs still open seem to only offer HJ. The places that used to have FS V-RAs have closed.

Yeah, the Chinese have muscled into the biz, and the Koreans and Vietnamese are hard to find. I've had luck at Sea Salt on Beach Blvd.

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../23127699.html

**TommyCool** · 12-14-23 19:04

Anyone know where Amber from KS went? Saw her during the Thanksgiving week and she mentioned she would be there for another week. Didn't get a chance to come back again, but she was good. Tall, knows how to work it, and was playful haha.

**TapDisBong** · 12-14-23 18:30

Been here a couple of times it's Cerritos and Western. Setup is the same as the other MPs in OC with lobby and door that closes to the massage rooms. Massage rooms are private rooms which are nice compared to other parlors where you have a curtain separating beds or the rooms are not completely enclosed. Place is very clean, and they have a shower too which is nice.

Door fee is $60/ hour and staff is Chinese. Every experience has been pretty positive and obviously YMMV in terms of extras.

**KammyMike** · 12-14-23 16:17

Originally Posted by DoWorksM [View Original Post]

Terrible service. I just went, and this was terrible. Do not fall for it.

Every post from this poster (Alcapone) are all the same which makes me believe it an advertisement from owner.

**LC310** · 12-14-23 16:16

Originally Posted by SaltyDog [View Original Post]

Been here a few times now and the extra up charge is OK for me. One thing that's uncommon is that these gals are way younger than some in the area. Especially in the Westminster LOL. Tightness is a valuable thing nowadays, good to feel that again. Between here and Whittier rotations I say let them rotate. Is it just me or are the 30-35 year olds kicking the grannies out of their game?

What's the BBFS upgrade charge?

**Horde Prime** · 12-14-23 15:34

Originally Posted by SaltyDog [View Original Post]

Been here a few times now and the extra up charge is OK for me. One thing that's uncommon is that these gals are way younger than some in the area. Especially in the Westminster LOL. Tightness is a valuable thing nowadays, good to feel that again. Between here and Whittier rotations I say let them rotate. Is it just me or are the 30-35 year olds kicking the grannies out of their game?

I like how the women here have standards and are well trained. It's the norm for her to drop to her knees and give BBBJ while I'm standing or sitting on the bed / couch. Be a gentleman and give her a towel or pillow to kneel on if she doesn't do the Asian squat technique. BBBJCIM is also standard, though a little extra gratuity for that service is the unspoken rule. Soda, JaJa and the chick with the dolphin tattoo on her titty are my top 3.

**Dildo Baggens** · 12-14-23 13:38

“”Originally Posted by AlCapone2006 [View Original Post]
https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/

Great BJ. By Celia. Her new friend is cute too.

Total $140. Great make out session and fiv.””

I think our incredulous poster is suffering from the same affliction as his gangster namesake implies, to where it is affecting his perception and credibility.

Having been on this site for 13+ years, I like many "old timers" read most past posts from newcomers before I throw my money away. It's not because I'm smarter. It's because I got burned too many moons ago by guys like this.

-Baggens.

Originally Posted by FeMaiden [View Original Post]

I'm skeptical as well. There have been three similar posts about this place from low post counters. PM to them about damage yields crickets.

**Qeast** · 12-14-23 12:38

Are there AMPs that have Vietnamese staff that offer FS?

The AMPs with V-RAs still open seem to only offer HJ. The places that used to have FS V-RAs have closed.

**Rocco D** · 12-14-23 09:25

Originally Posted by FeMaiden [View Original Post]

I'm skeptical as well. There have been three similar posts about this place from low post counters. PM to them about damage yields crickets.

Easy to call this last one was bogus. Every single description provided was so emphatic and other worldly. We all want that unicorn so when someone provides such an amazing description, we hope for it to be true but this was either advertising or just total bs.