Massage Parlor Reports

[PuntaJaco43]

Wouldn't it be bizarre if auto dealerships offered a spa lounge experience so that we could relax, while our vehicle was being serviced? It could be a semi legit parlor like The Comfort Spot Massage located inside the medical office building (the one with the blue canopy) on Fairfax Blvd. I had an Ortho appointment there last week and the doc gave me an order for physical therapy, which is located on the first floor directly adjacent to Comfort. (wonder if they could have written an order for a massage?

Comfort will give you a good massage followed by L1 finish; that is all you would need while your ride is being looked after or maybe add in a good table shower beforehand. I mean if your vehicle is going to be washed and scrubbed why should we not get the same service?

Anyhow while I was getting a brake job at the corner of 50 and 29 I had two hours to kill so I took a 15 minute walk over to Eastern, located behind the Shell station on 29. I called ahead. They have my number, as I occasionally receive a text from them announcing their current lineup.

I have a lot of history at this place going back to the snowstorm of January 2021. This is when I met my little gal, Annie. I wrote a very graphic review 2 years ago, about my experience with this little precious jewel with an incredible personality. On my first visit I did everything I could not to f**k her, that's how intense she was. On my 2nd visit, as I entered, she greeted me, locked the door behind me and after a 10 second conversation she is in my clutches, has her leg wrapped around my calf with her tongue deep into my mouth. I am simultaneously dragging her to the massage room all the while removing as much of her clothing as possible. Once in the room we consummated our relation (raw) in 30 seconds flat. Let's say she was horny.

So, I arrive at the promised time, I enter and am greet by -Lisa! Very engaging to start off, she leads me to the back where I pay $70 hr. Session. Lisa is 5'2" maybe in her late 40's nice tight body and cute face.

I am going to give her an 8 rating all around, but her enthusiasm earns her 10 stars. Lisa's English is very good, and she is another one of those New York gals; she has been down for a month and indicates that she will be returning in 2 months. So, this is what happened: She starts off with a lack luster massage, but I was really talking her up and she indulged in the conversation as I did, so I am not going to hold it against her, as both of us felt very comfortable just talking. After about 10 minutes she hops off my back and asks if I want to 'Boom Boom". I pull her close and, in a whisper, I told her that I wanted a great BJ and then I would f**k her. She gives me this look like to say," who the f**k does this guy think he is. " She asks how much, I respond with "how much would you like" she responds $140, (that's very cheap I thought as she is worth more than that) and I responded in the affirmative.

Now, playtime starts, she puts me in a 69 position and places a cover on and starts sucking; I encourage her on. After a few minutes she flips over, grabs junior and I slide inside her. Now the real fun begins; she really got into it, she opens her mouth and sticks her tongue deep into my mouth and IMHO was very genuine about it. She is getting hotter and is encouraging me to cum with her, together, as she was getting close. The cover though was impeding my climax, so I got off, pulled it off and tossed it on the floor and then I came at her. She has this look of horror on her face thinking I am going to do her raw but instead I talk her into a BBBJ, she hesitates at first but then goes at it; knees on floor while I was standing leaning up against the table. This went on for a good 5 minutes; I would give her a break and we would make out and then she went back at it. I couldn't get off, so I pulled out and started jacking myself all the while she had her mouth open, her tongue out like she wanted me to deposit my load in her mouth; the site of that alone was worth the money. I finally came and I think she was relieved and exhausted. Anyhow, great gal she cleaned me up and I was on my way. I gave her more than she asked because of her A1 effort.

To conclude: Would I repeat? I am not sure but this one could be a nice 4 or 5 visit relationship. I must think about it; she was a little too easy. With Annie it was unexpected, with Lisa I kind of knew it would happen, but I will say that the session exceeded my expectations.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

[Jonesy72]

I know there have been a few recent negative reviews of Aqua lately. Not here to like on. Thought I'd toss a positive review into the mix.

I went last weekend based in earlier positive reviews. I was created at the door by Sue. She's a short, cute Thai girl with a pretty face, pleasant smiles, nice breasts, and an amazing ass. Almost a Latina ass. I was pleased. If I had to guess I would say she's early- to mid-30's. She took me to the room and asked how much. I handed over. 8 house fee for an hour (I almost never do half hour). She took my money and left me to change.

Once she came back she led me to the table shower. The TS was fun and thorough. I always think it's funny when they ask if it's okay to touch "there. " As though we don't all know why we're there. And as if the raging hardon wasn't invitation enough. Shower done and she thoroughly dried me and led me back to the room holding my hand. She had me lay face down and immediately started the massage. (I found out later that someone else cleaned up the shower room while we were busy in the massage room).

Massage was overall good. Not nearly CMT quality (Ruby who used to be at Heaven set a pretty high bar for AMP massage), but it felt nice. After about half an hour she did a little bit of soft touch before inviting me to turn over. Short negotiations for naked L1 at. 8. She did want the tip up front "since I don't know you yet," but that's okay. Next time I'm sure it will be more smooth as I will probably leave an L2/3 tip before we start.

Once the finances were settled, she stripped and started a very nice handjob. Before long she was up on the table with me. She alternated between some nice Russian and moving down to lick my balls while stroking. At one point she was laying next to me face-to-face then suddenly turned over and offered an Italian finish. With that ass, no way I'm passing on that. We moved around a bit so that we were in lazy doggy position and I'm watching my cock slide smoothly between her ass cheeks (no penetration of course). Before long I erupted on her ass and back. At one point she looked back at me and said "you're going by to do full service next time, aren't you," with a mischievous smile on her face.

She cleaned me up and spent the rest of our time massaging my head, neck, and chest. One nice thing is she didn't get dressed first, so it was nice to have this cute, naked Thai lady massaging me and giving me the occasional face full of boob.

She gave me a few minutes to get dressed. I left an additional Jackson because the ending was so good and her personality so charming. On the way out she introduced me to Tiffany. I found Tiffany to be extremely attractive and had planned to make a point of seeing her on a future visit. Based on the last few reviews, I think I won't make a point of seeing her, but probably will see her if she is who's available.

One note: Sue is only there in weekends.

[Member #6553]

Thanks Royal. It is just as important to post the few bad experiences as it is to let us know what's good about the places we visit. The ladies at Aqua off Franconia have treated me very well though.

Aqua has been decent but very angry over last 2 visits as they seriously took advantage of me like a bunch of hustlers. Just be careful.

[TheBigBoy11]

I typically have enjoyed going to this place but recently had a bad time. I scheduled a 90 minute massage with Tiffany. I scheduled 90 min because last time she said she let me massage her if I do a 90 minute massage. So that's what I went with and I am regretting it.

I paid the 140 hf, Table shower was good as usual. When we went back to the room, she started her massage, which was ok. I reminder her about me massaging her. She said no problem. So after she was down with the backside. She gets naked and I massage her back. It wasn't as sensual or sexy as I thought it was going to be. After 10 minutes, I told her I was done.

As she gets up, I am now sitting on the table on the edge in the middle. She comes over hugs me and we start hugging and touching. Which was probably the best part of the supposedly 90 minute massage. So she just starts jerking me off as she gets on her knees. It went for about 5 minutes. It felt good but after awhile. I decided to jerk myself off and cum all over her breasts. She cleans me up and I lay back down.

She starts giving me a frontal massage. I can tell she wants me to end the massage but I paid for 90 minutes. About 5 minutes later she ends it and says I will get you some water.

So I get dressed and get her tip. We never discussed a tip, but for a naked l1. I usually give 100, so I planned to give her 140 since it was a 90 min massage. She comes in, I give her the tip money. She counts it and says not enough. She says I need to give her 40 more for a total 180. So it was a total of 320.

I didn't argue. I gave her extra 40 and departed. Hana saw me after I left and I just said hi and departed.

It's partly my fault. I will never do 90 min massage again, even though she cheated me out of 25 minutes. From leaving my car and getting in my car it was 65 minutes. She cheated me out of 25 minutes.

I will never massage a masseuse again. It wasn't excited as I thought it would be. I never touched any if her private parts. Just massaged her back, shoulders, butt and legs. I quit after 5 to 10 minutes. She didn't seem to be into it.

This is the second negative review I have read about Aqua today, this was on my list (I have never been there) but ill skip this one.

Thanks for the info.

[TheBigBoy11]

I know recently I have posted my top 10 Masseuse's. After a couple bad visits, I felt it was best to rank my good and bad AMPs, knowing it can sometimes be dependent upon the ladies. Good AMPs had to perform a very good massage but some are limited extras to none.

#1 Palace Spa. Perform both Massage and extras. Plus a TS.

#2 Dragon Massage. Perform both Massage and extras. No TS.

#3 Healing Therapy. Perform both Massage and extras. Plus a TS.

#4 Eastern Massage. Perform Massage and extras. No TS.

#5 Grunston Massage. Perform Massage and limited extras.

#6 Sasha Spa. Perform great massage and limited extras.

#7 Upstairs Spa. Great massage. She loves to massage your ass.

#8 ZY. Massage are very good with pretty girls, limited extras.

#9 Healing Therapy / jf wellness. Good massage, TS, and extras.

Let me know your good AMPs. I obviously have not been to all in the NOVA.

Thanks for the info.

I have only been to Palace Spa and its decent. 100 for massage nude, no FS.

[MakeMKum]

I had the day off from work and wanted to take care of business. First stop Kim's waxing spa in downtown Vienna across from the Exxon station. I get my ears waxed month (a byproduct of aging) and wanted to try a new place when I saw her add in Craigslist. Opened the door to meet a 40 something pretty and slim Thai girl wearing shorts and a t-shirt. She was all talkative and flirty and before we got started she convinced me to get a Brazilian. She's been in the states for 20 years so she speaks perfect English and she loves to talk about Thailand. Once I was on the table and she started ripping my pubic hairs out my hand instinctively went up her shorts to rub that sweet ass. She was OK with me going anywhere that wasn't covered by her thong but hey, I didn't expect her to act like an AMP girl. She can talk dirty and she was tugging on my dick way more than was necessary for the waxing BUT she wouldn't do anything sexual. She even suggested that I go across the hall to an unknown AMP and they would jerk me off. Getting nowhere and with blue balls I thanked her for her time and tipped her but while getting dressed I still had a boner so, just playfully, I sat down and started stroking it in front of her. She watched for a bit and then said OK I have another customer coming. She is pretty and cute but I probably won't return. 1. It wasn't a real Brazilian as she didn't touch my ass hair (Joyce said I had a harry ass when she tossed my salad) and 2. Her only extra service is Blue Balls. Cost. 75 waxing and. 15 tip.

Leaving unsatisfied but slick as a baby down there I remembered all the chatter recently about 8300 Forever Wellness. Knowing I had a snowball chance finding Grace available midday I drive over there anyway to check her out. Grace answered the door but said she was busy and to come back in two hours. She was wearing that yellow miniskirt that Coolways described and I was tempted to ask her to lift it up to she if she had on panties but decided not to. Too long to wait so I guess I will have to wait for another day to sample that head game. Her body does look tight but she is a bit of a butter face in my opinion.

Next stop the Viet nail places on Lee Highway. My first choice is Hannah at Classic but she would be pissed if I showed up with a fresh Brazilian that she didn't do, so I went across the street to you-Neek. I don't know her name but she is the same girl I saw last year and pretty sure the only one there giving massage. Told the manager 30 min and she led me back to the room where I stripped end laid face down. Massage girl came in, turned off the lights, turned on the Zen music without speaking a word. She went straight soft touch on my inner thighs, balls, and dick that lasted 10 min before the flip. Still not a word but she went at it slow with both hands and oil while I pulled down her pants and panties and pulled up her bra. She was OK with boob, pussy, and ass play but no FIV or FIA. Her HJ was excellent and she had her hands on my dick for the entire 30 minutes without saying a word. Will definitely go back when I just need a relaxing time to clear my head and balls. Damage. 4 house and. 4 tip.

All of this was about the same coin as fucking Joyce but at least I went home with hairless ears and balls.

Hey FourNick8, how do I DM you? Can't seem to find your private message feature. I have a question or two.

[LowerBackPain]

Thanks Royal. It is just as important to post the few bad experiences as it is to let us know what's good about the places we visit. The ladies at Aqua off Franconia have treated me very well though.

Here is my list of bad AMPs. Following up from my good AMPs.

#1 125 xx Lake Ridge. No massage at all. Rips you off on time and doesn't change their sheets.

#2 Aqua. Will rip you off on time and ask for high additional tips. Plus, I don't believe they change the sheets.

#3 King Wellness Woodbridge. Just overall bad.

#4 Oriental Woodbridge. Just bad massages, no extras, waste of time.

#5 Always Massage in Manassaa. Just bad.

#6 Panda Massage Woodbridge. Awful.

#7 Golden Rose. Bad Massage.

#8 Comfort Massage Manassas. Bad massage.

#9 Ashley wellness Fairfax. Barely any massage. Mamassan lies to her customers.

[Member #6553]

Here is my list of bad AMPs. Following up from my good AMPs.

#1 125 xx Lake Ridge. No massage at all. Rips you off on time and doesn't change their sheets.

#2 Aqua. Will rip you off on time and ask for high additional tips. Plus, I don't believe they change the sheets.

#3 King Wellness Woodbridge. Just overall bad.

#4 Oriental Woodbridge. Just bad massages, no extras, waste of time.

#5 Always Massage in Manassaa. Just bad.

#6 Panda Massage Woodbridge. Awful.

#7 Golden Rose. Bad Massage.

#8 Comfort Massage Manassas. Bad massage.

#9 Ashley wellness Fairfax. Barely any massage. Mamassan lies to her customers.

[Member #6553]

I know recently I have posted my top 10 Masseuse's. After a couple bad visits, I felt it was best to rank my good and bad AMPs, knowing it can sometimes be dependent upon the ladies. Good AMPs had to perform a very good massage but some are limited extras to none.

#1 Palace Spa. Perform both Massage and extras. Plus a TS.

#2 Dragon Massage. Perform both Massage and extras. No TS.

#3 Healing Therapy. Perform both Massage and extras. Plus a TS.

#4 Eastern Massage. Perform Massage and extras. No TS.

#5 Grunston Massage. Perform Massage and limited extras.

#6 Sasha Spa. Perform great massage and limited extras.

#7 Upstairs Spa. Great massage. She loves to massage your ass.

#8 ZY. Massage are very good with pretty girls, limited extras.

#9 Healing Therapy / jf wellness. Good massage, TS, and extras.

Let me know your good AMPs. I obviously have not been to all in the NOVA.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Decided to visit since I seen PM play was on the menu. I get there and paid for hhr. She took me to the back and I undressed and laid on the table. She came in and covered me up (I was like oh oh). The massage was pretty good but she mainly focused on my back which was pretty annoying. I guess time was running out and she asked if I would like extra time I said sure (hoping extras was on the table). She continued the same routine arms to back to legs to my back again. I was losing all hope. She asked me to turn around but covered me up again. I made sure Jr. Was standing at attention but she didn't budge. So fellas I left with blue balls. YMMV with this place.

Too bad you didn't have a great experience. Was your provider Lisa?

I have seen her a few times now and every experience just keeps getting better.

I like her PM play better than anywhere else because she does heavy grazing while doing a very strong massage on the legs and all of the muscles around the groin area.

This helps me greatly because I spend a lot of time sitting and is also very pleasurable.

The only other provider I can think of who does a similar massage is Nicole at May Wellness who has lately been recommending I try other providers, who've all been pretty good as well.

The last time I saw Lisa, she told me it is very unhealthy to not have a regular sexual release. She also engages me and talks a little dirty during the L1.

My guess would be that you saw a different provider.

[DC002]

I am thinking about taking a trip over to Best. The other review website says it is a $$ tip and $80 house fee. Seems a bit high for an AMP. You have the same experience?

It is not your regular AMP. There are a mixture of Korean and young Vietmiese girls.

With the Viet girls, you are paying for Quality and unique experience and a special dream.

Alsp 200 is not always standard. These gals are expert in many thing including negotiating. We are typically not good negotiators.

Depending on services and the girl, tip accordingly and you can negotiate.

You have the power to walk out or have a great dream.

In any case, treat them nice and smile and be friendly.

Enjoy.

[Bigboybear]

There is a place called Luxe. Listed on Columbia, MD-rubmaps run by a white woman.

She looks reasonably attractive, is very flirty, but has a fair bit of flabby skin.

Operates out of an office where you have to walk past lots of offices, so I'd go in the evening.

The massage is ok. Very light pressure, finishes with an HJ. While it is more expensive than an AMP, she does tease you and talk dirty during the HJ.

It'd be great to get any suggestions for Caucasians in NoVa (other than PV options).

Feel free to PM me or see my most recent comments here. I have visited some attractive Eastern European providers in NOVA (inside / around the Beltway). They post mostly of PD, and use mostly fake pics. HOWEVER, if you ask for real pics or another girl they may provide that. I contact one who gave me another number to contact, and they tend to ping me once every couple of weeks with who may be in town, pics (faceless / cropped or blurred). The rates are some, some offer extras, but most do not. All do HJ / L1. BUT if you are like me and prefer 20/30 something year old Caucasian women (fine with Asian and Latina too, just my preference is Caucasian women first) who are actually those ages and thin / fit then I would recommend reaching out. Some are meh / mediocre in their skills, but a few have been really good, and all are hot. Just check PD, and just ask for real pics or someone in your part of town.

The only draw back is the lack of extras by most. But at worst you are getting an ok massage with a decent HJ / L1 from a hot eastern European woman.

Also I have been to some of parlors in Alexandria with the Asian ladies in the past. They offer more, but for every time I get an attractive woman in her 30's, I got a few more mamasons, which really dampens the mood. I'd rather get a so so massage and HJ from someone I am attracted to (although one or two have been great) vs. A great massage and extras with someone I wouldn't have approached in the first place had it not been for some bait and switch.

[Jonesy72]

Decided to visit since I seen PM play was on the menu. I get there and paid for hhr. She took me to the back and I undressed and laid on the table. She came in and covered me up (I was like oh oh). The massage was pretty good but she mainly focused on my back which was pretty annoying. I guess time was running out and she asked if I would like extra time I said sure (hoping extras was on the table). She continued the same routine arms to back to legs to my back again. I was losing all hope. She asked me to turn around but covered me up again. I made sure Jr. Was standing at attention but she didn't budge. So fellas I left with blue balls. YMMV with this place.

Thank you! You saved me an hour and who knows how much frustration. I happened to check reports while is was in the parking lot, about to go up to try my luck. May still try another time, but figured luck was not on the side of mongers there today.

[Member #6553]

I typically have enjoyed going to this place but recently had a bad time. I scheduled a 90 minute massage with Tiffany. I scheduled 90 min because last time she said she let me massage her if I do a 90 minute massage. So that's what I went with and I am regretting it.

I paid the 140 hf, Table shower was good as usual. When we went back to the room, she started her massage, which was ok. I reminder her about me massaging her. She said no problem. So after she was down with the backside. She gets naked and I massage her back. It wasn't as sensual or sexy as I thought it was going to be. After 10 minutes, I told her I was done.

As she gets up, I am now sitting on the table on the edge in the middle. She comes over hugs me and we start hugging and touching. Which was probably the best part of the supposedly 90 minute massage. So she just starts jerking me off as she gets on her knees. It went for about 5 minutes. It felt good but after awhile. I decided to jerk myself off and cum all over her breasts. She cleans me up and I lay back down.

She starts giving me a frontal massage. I can tell she wants me to end the massage but I paid for 90 minutes. About 5 minutes later she ends it and says I will get you some water.

So I get dressed and get her tip. We never discussed a tip, but for a naked l1. I usually give 100, so I planned to give her 140 since it was a 90 min massage. She comes in, I give her the tip money. She counts it and says not enough. She says I need to give her 40 more for a total 180. So it was a total of 320.

I didn't argue. I gave her extra 40 and departed. Hana saw me after I left and I just said hi and departed.

It's partly my fault. I will never do 90 min massage again, even though she cheated me out of 25 minutes. From leaving my car and getting in my car it was 65 minutes. She cheated me out of 25 minutes.

I will never massage a masseuse again. It wasn't excited as I thought it would be. I never touched any if her private parts. Just massaged her back, shoulders, butt and legs. I quit after 5 to 10 minutes. She didn't seem to be into it.

Her asking for 180 +140 for naked l1 for 90 minutes is absurd, especially when she cheated me out of 25 minutes. I like Tiffany and Hanna. I will partly blame myself but I think I will need to take a break for awhile. I am too nice and I feel like I am starting to get ripped off and I will never say anything because I feel for the ladies, it's a hard life.

Last 2 massages at Aqua (90 and 60 minute massages), they both cheated me out of significant time. I understood the time with Hana, they were real busy and she said she make it up to me next time. This time with Tiffany was absurd, she even told me to was dead all day. So knowing you had very little to no customers all day, you think they wouldn't cheat me out of time, and make sure I go home happy.

Very disappointed in Aqua. If I ever go back it will be to Hana for 30 minutes. However, I am going to take a break for awhile.

Everyone be safe!

[NyHornet]

Was this 12510 Suite B by chance?

Doesn't sound like it. They are Korean and last time I was there, Chelsea and Susie were there. Both quite attractive spinners. I had Susie, literally. Very good time.

There is a new place, I saw advertising on Bedpage under escorts or body rubs, I think at 125XX E.