Massage Parlor Reports

[CanaPunter]

I've looked for reviews on Bye Bye Stress in Arlington on Langston Blvd and haven't ever seen one.
This was by far the absolute worst massage I've had just about anywhere. Avoid this place like the plague.

Damn. Before covid real good massage+L1 could have been had at least in

- oriental on gallows.

- comfort further down the street.

- CS on 50 (not all providers, but few were really good).

After covid I have tried.

- comfort under new ownership.

- vivi.

- diamond flash.

- blue ocean.

And all of them were crap. And I am not even mentioning FS places walking into which expecting a massage was a mistake in the first place.

[Patch24m]

Glad you had a great time with Sarah. She is great at what she does. I just wish there was more to look at. She probably made a killing 20 years ago. If I had found her then, I would've emptied my 401 k on her! LOL!

Thanks to the Brothers that posted about Sarah at J&why in Burke. I had a great time.

A recent post called her a GILF. She might be in her early 50's or late 40's, but I'd say she is a MILF who has taken great care of herself, although her face alone might be showing her age.

She looked amazing in a short black skirt and black top that showed amazing deep cleavage. She has natural Cs and a reasonably round to flattish ass.

She was very cheerful throughout. After the shower, she reached over for some PM play in a very sensual way and that led to a great FS experience.

Everything was covered, but she really got into it. Seemed to genuinely like getting fucked in different positions and there was plenty of dirty talk.

I hope she sticks around. This was one of the best FS experiences I've had.

[Schmatz]

I've looked for reviews on Bye Bye Stress in Arlington on Langston Blvd and haven't ever seen one. TOFTT this week and tried it out. Called ahead to see if anyone was available, and scheduled an hour. Walked in, front is a business counter, couple of seats, with a door separating the front from the back. Once in the back the area is that sort of floor to not connected to the ceiling rooms with only shower curtain doors. Put into the last room, lady says, "here" points to table and leaves. Room is meh. Looks like a crappy massage room in a crappy parlor in Asia. The whole place smells like tiger balm. My therapist is the same woman at the reception desk. 40's, short, plump, thick heavy sweats and vest. Absolutely nothing to look at. Massage was awful from the get go. She immediately crawled onto my back on her hands and knees and just sort of crawled around like a baby looking for a toy. She eventually got off, poured what felt like a quart of oil on my back and just started slathering it around. She had zero technique and would go from slather to bone crushing pressure that actually left me bruised in two places. After about 45 minutes she mumbled something incoherent in my ear, and me hoping for the best just said "OK". My hour turned into 90 minutes. Last 20 minutes I was on my back and she just worked my legs from the knees down.

This was by far the absolute worst massage I've had just about anywhere. Avoid this place like the plague.

[ThaiMeUp1]

Oh, you mean Vandara! One of Mr. Digitola's teddie hall of fame members. But, yeah, she has been around for a while and has bit of an attitude. When I went there she wanted a Jackson to show her ample bosom, and them refused to allow touching. Supposedly she warms up on repeat visits, but I'm not going to find out. BTW, my usual approach with the Thai independents is when visiting for the first time just offer 2 $ and see what happens. A lot of times these girls stress out about first time visits because they don't want to get shorted, and I have been met with better than expected service most of the time. Some times it doesn't work out but I don't go back.

Be safe --BE.

I stopped seeing Vandara years ago, pre-Covid. Her massage is great but for me at least, the service didn't improve with repeat visits and she often complained about business being slow. An older woman like that shouldn't complain about business being slow if she keeps a limited menu especially in light of market conditions with more providers. AMPs and Indy's. Routinely offering FS.

[Member #6553]

Was this 12510 Suite B by chance?

No. It's in that vicinity. I been to that one as well and they are better in my opinion.

[FlushedSkin]

Thanks to the Brothers that posted about Sarah at J&why in Burke. I had a great time.

A recent post called her a GILF. She might be in her early 50's or late 40's, but I'd say she is a MILF who has taken great care of herself, although her face alone might be showing her age.

She looked amazing in a short black skirt and black top that showed amazing deep cleavage. She has natural Cs and a reasonably round to flattish ass.

She was very cheerful throughout. After the shower, she reached over for some PM play in a very sensual way and that led to a great FS experience.

Everything was covered, but she really got into it. Seemed to genuinely like getting fucked in different positions and there was plenty of dirty talk.

I hope she sticks around. This was one of the best FS experiences I've had.

Thanks for TOFTT. Do you think they offer 4 hands?

[KindGent]

On Rubmaps, this place is called Professional Body work and has been around for a long time.

About a mile west of Ballston is a place on Wilson Blvd, cross Street Jefferson St. The name keeps changing every week, it seems, but the maps show it as "Relaxation Center. " Normally I would not recommend it since it is a mediocre place, but it gets the job done, and it is within walking distance (or you can take a bus along Wilson that runs frequently). Ther is also a Capital Bikeshare station across the street.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Thanks to the Brothers that posted about Sarah at J&why in Burke. I had a great time.

A recent post called her a GILF. She might be in her early 50's or late 40's, but I'd say she is a MILF who has taken great care of herself, although her face alone might be showing her age.

She looked amazing in a short black skirt and black top that showed amazing deep cleavage. She has natural Cs and a reasonably round to flattish ass.

She was very cheerful throughout. After the shower, she reached over for some PM play in a very sensual way and that led to a great FS experience.

Everything was covered, but she really got into it. Seemed to genuinely like getting fucked in different positions and there was plenty of dirty talk.

I hope she sticks around. This was one of the best FS experiences I've had.

[Korman23]

I wanted to test the waters on this place in Lake Ridge. I was very skeptical and I should have went with my gut. It's a no name spa and they advertise on bedpage and skipthegames site. I called and made an appointment.

I go through the first door. 2 door setup. Older Chinese lady named Coco answers door, leads me to the room. I say 1 hr and I pay her 70 hf. She departs, I get undressed ready for the masseuse. Same lady comes in. I go with it because I am too nice. She's a nice lady. Probably late 40's or 50, she has a nice slim body with C cups. She's wearing a tight blue shirt with black leather miniskirt.

She starts getting on top of me and massages me very lightly. I can feel her ass and pussy on my ass. She's rubbing me, it feels nice. I never had a masseuse do this the way she did and I liked it. Then she starts to soft touch me and is sticking her fingers between my ass. I lift my ass and she starts to rub my balls, etc. I never had a PM and just not ready for that. She then tells me to turn over. Remember, I paid for 1 hour and I am flipping over in 5 minutes.

I flip over and she asks me what I want. I say my typical response, naked L1. I tell her 100. She starts undressing, she let's me touch everywhere. I like dirty talk, I tell her I want to fuck. She starts getting on top of me. I had to tell her no, I was just talking dirty. She says ok. She performs a good l1. Her breasts and butt are very nice.

After we cleanup, she massages my front body and head. We hit 30 minutes in and she says we are done. I give her a look and say really? She goes and gets me water while I stayed on the table. She turns lights on and starts getting my clothes. I quickly get up and say no no, I have my clothes. She says everything ok. I said it was very short. She says next time we will boom boom. I said no, I don't want that. She leaves, I get dressed as quickly as possible. She opens the door and asks me if I am ok. I just gave her a hug and tip. She said will I see you again. I just said goodbye.

She said there are 3 girls who work here. I have never been so angry because she knew I paid for 1 hr and I was in my car in 30 minutes. I liked her but her massage was non existent. I couldn't recommend but she's nice with a nice body. I can over look the age because she was nice but not rushing me out of there when she was complaining earlier they were not busy. I have never been so angry after a massage but I kept my cool. She knows I was not happy but was very respectful and I will never go back.

Was this 12510 Suite B by chance?

[Barkeater]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...689424464.html

The bad first. Easy to make appointment with her, this lady has a pretty good massage technique, but lacks the stretching that I like. I opted for the 90 min session, her technique is some where in the middle of medium to soft pressure, I came away some what impressed, but overall disappointed, she spent a considerable amount of time on her phone tending to phone appointments and texting. She gives a standard nova finish, pretty unenthusiastic and robotic if you ask me. As soon as I was done, she asked for a tip, and that's when it went completely south, I gave her what I considered to be a generous tip and she was pushy for more and overall attitude and tune went south real fast. She blocked me from leaving, insisting that I tip her some more. Keep in mind I didn't stiff her on tip or give her something unreasonable. Nothing kills it for me then a sour attitude and pushy nature of asking for more money. I will absolutely not repeat, technique was good, attitude was horrible. Never again.

Oh, you mean Vandara! One of Mr. Digitola's teddie hall of fame members. But, yeah, she has been around for a while and has bit of an attitude. When I went there she wanted a Jackson to show her ample bosom, and them refused to allow touching. Supposedly she warms up on repeat visits, but I'm not going to find out. BTW, my usual approach with the Thai independents is when visiting for the first time just offer 2 $ and see what happens. A lot of times these girls stress out about first time visits because they don't want to get shorted, and I have been met with better than expected service most of the time. Some times it doesn't work out but I don't go back.

Be safe --BE.

[DoctorDoctor]

She does give a very good massage. She use to work at a massage shop across the street from the Hilton in Hua Hin. I recognized her from there the first time I saw here here. Small world.

Mira is excellent. I’ve been on her table a few times. Besides a great massage, she’s interesting to talk with. I

[Serpico99]

Was back in NOVA on business in Mclean and was disappointed with my regular go-to (see other posting) I had seen several provocative ads for Angel and had never been there so gave it a shot. Somewhat exposed site that makes it look legit. I went for a walk-in in the afternoon. Place looks nicer than most AMP I check out lots of rooms and a real check-in desk area, so I had my doubts as to the truth behind the ads. Only one person working there, nice looking and tall and 30 something. She led me to the room and asked if I had been there before. I lied and said yes, but that it had been a while and that I had seen lots of the new ads and wanted to come back I figured this made things clear as to why I was there. She gave an almost decent massage with only the slightest hint of play. On the flip she asked if it was "okay" and started stroking jr. I said yes, and then she asked how much. Don't hate on me, I'm not in town often and don't have a lot of time to experiment and negotiate, so I try to go all in from the start. I said $ while feeling her ass OTC and she said okay. From the tone of the ads I had high expectations. She went to work somewhat mechanically and I started roaming, still OTC. I eventually got her to pull up her top (reluctantly) to reveal some genuinely beautiful modest C's (I could not tell if they were MM or not a good sign). I complimented her on them and made a big deal about it hoping to encourage her. She started in with some pretty good dirty talk, which I don't find very often and got me really interested. She'd say "ooo do you want to fuck me?" and I was pretty quick to answer "hell yeah" but I think she had just practiced things to say and wasn't actually asking a question or making an offer. Despite the amazing breasts, that's as far as the roaming was allowed. She wasn't into anything other than the breast groping despite my trying a variety of moves and suggestions..

Good review. Yes I agree you over tipped but kudos to you for giving an in depth review of this place. They must have changed ownership this past year as the last review noted a fairly well dressed woman working solo at this spot who was a bit full of herself and no extras were to be had.

[Serpico99]

Truth is to Fantasy as Darren Cross was to Scot Lang (google the comic book or movie Ant Man -- they were "arch-nemeses").

= = = = =.

I do not know with certainty than Ant Man Diet is an AIbot or not. I have been a client at Blue Therapy in the past (most likely a little research would find I've reviewed the place in the past).

Yes, it is a spa with convenient parking and a large TS room / table. However, the remainder of the verbiage in all THREE posts by Ant-Man-Diet is AI-inspired word-goulash.

I hate the AI spam that is now prevalent on my favorite social media boards (like this one). All brother and sister mongers should exercise caution, and wherever you choose to practice this hobby.

Always be nice to the ladies!

PA.

I concur PA. I would urge other mongers to do their research on glowing reviews from fairly new members. A lot of the AI-authored reviews do not make sense in terms of their content.

[CanaPunter]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...689424464.html

The bad first. Easy to make appointment with her, this lady has a pretty good massage technique, but lacks the stretching that I like. I opted for the 90 min session, her technique is some where in the middle of medium to soft pressure, I came away some what impressed, but overall disappointed, she spent a considerable amount of time on her phone tending to phone appointments and texting. She gives a standard nova finish, pretty unenthusiastic and robotic if you ask me. As soon as I was done, she asked for a tip, and that's when it went completely south, I gave her what I considered to be a generous tip and she was pushy for more and overall attitude and tune went south real fast. She blocked me from leaving, insisting that I tip her some more. Keep in mind I didn't stiff her on tip or give her something unreasonable. Nothing kills it for me then a sour attitude and pushy nature of asking for more money. I will absolutely not repeat, technique was good, attitude was horrible. Never again.

HJ should be included in $. 2/ hr rate. I would not tip at all, especially if massage sucked and she spent time on the phone.

[DanznMan]

Any guess on her age?

Nina is not young. She is middle age, girl next door look with a smooth curvy body. She is sweet so repeated visits might generate more options.