Massage Parlor Reports

[TheBigBoy11]

I know recently I have posted my top 10 Masseuse's. After a couple bad visits, I felt it was best to rank my good and bad AMPs, knowing it can sometimes be dependent upon the ladies. Good AMPs had to perform a very good massage but some are limited extras to none.

#1 Palace Spa. Perform both Massage and extras. Plus a TS.

#2 Dragon Massage. Perform both Massage and extras. No TS.

#3 Healing Therapy. Perform both Massage and extras. Plus a TS.

#4 Eastern Massage. Perform Massage and extras. No TS.

#5 Grunston Massage. Perform Massage and limited extras.

#6 Sasha Spa. Perform great massage and limited extras.

#7 Upstairs Spa. Great massage. She loves to massage your ass.

#8 ZY. Massage are very good with pretty girls, limited extras.

#9 Healing Therapy / jf wellness. Good massage, TS, and extras.

Let me know your good AMPs. I obviously have not been to all in the NOVA.

Thanks for the info.

I have only been to Palace Spa and its decent. 100 for massage nude, no FS.

[MakeMKum]

I had the day off from work and wanted to take care of business. First stop Kim's waxing spa in downtown Vienna across from the Exxon station. I get my ears waxed month (a byproduct of aging) and wanted to try a new place when I saw her add in Craigslist. Opened the door to meet a 40 something pretty and slim Thai girl wearing shorts and a t-shirt. She was all talkative and flirty and before we got started she convinced me to get a Brazilian. She's been in the states for 20 years so she speaks perfect English and she loves to talk about Thailand. Once I was on the table and she started ripping my pubic hairs out my hand instinctively went up her shorts to rub that sweet ass. She was OK with me going anywhere that wasn't covered by her thong but hey, I didn't expect her to act like an AMP girl. She can talk dirty and she was tugging on my dick way more than was necessary for the waxing BUT she wouldn't do anything sexual. She even suggested that I go across the hall to an unknown AMP and they would jerk me off. Getting nowhere and with blue balls I thanked her for her time and tipped her but while getting dressed I still had a boner so, just playfully, I sat down and started stroking it in front of her. She watched for a bit and then said OK I have another customer coming. She is pretty and cute but I probably won't return. 1. It wasn't a real Brazilian as she didn't touch my ass hair (Joyce said I had a harry ass when she tossed my salad) and 2. Her only extra service is Blue Balls. Cost. 75 waxing and. 15 tip.

Leaving unsatisfied but slick as a baby down there I remembered all the chatter recently about 8300 Forever Wellness. Knowing I had a snowball chance finding Grace available midday I drive over there anyway to check her out. Grace answered the door but said she was busy and to come back in two hours. She was wearing that yellow miniskirt that Coolways described and I was tempted to ask her to lift it up to she if she had on panties but decided not to. Too long to wait so I guess I will have to wait for another day to sample that head game. Her body does look tight but she is a bit of a butter face in my opinion.

Next stop the Viet nail places on Lee Highway. My first choice is Hannah at Classic but she would be pissed if I showed up with a fresh Brazilian that she didn't do, so I went across the street to you-Neek. I don't know her name but she is the same girl I saw last year and pretty sure the only one there giving massage. Told the manager 30 min and she led me back to the room where I stripped end laid face down. Massage girl came in, turned off the lights, turned on the Zen music without speaking a word. She went straight soft touch on my inner thighs, balls, and dick that lasted 10 min before the flip. Still not a word but she went at it slow with both hands and oil while I pulled down her pants and panties and pulled up her bra. She was OK with boob, pussy, and ass play but no FIV or FIA. Her HJ was excellent and she had her hands on my dick for the entire 30 minutes without saying a word. Will definitely go back when I just need a relaxing time to clear my head and balls. Damage. 4 house and. 4 tip.

All of this was about the same coin as fucking Joyce but at least I went home with hairless ears and balls.

Hey FourNick8, how do I DM you? Can't seem to find your private message feature. I have a question or two.

[LowerBackPain]

Thanks Royal. It is just as important to post the few bad experiences as it is to let us know what's good about the places we visit. The ladies at Aqua off Franconia have treated me very well though.

Here is my list of bad AMPs. Following up from my good AMPs.

#1 125 xx Lake Ridge. No massage at all. Rips you off on time and doesn't change their sheets.

#2 Aqua. Will rip you off on time and ask for high additional tips. Plus, I don't believe they change the sheets.

#3 King Wellness Woodbridge. Just overall bad.

#4 Oriental Woodbridge. Just bad massages, no extras, waste of time.

#5 Always Massage in Manassaa. Just bad.

#6 Panda Massage Woodbridge. Awful.

#7 Golden Rose. Bad Massage.

#8 Comfort Massage Manassas. Bad massage.

#9 Ashley wellness Fairfax. Barely any massage. Mamassan lies to her customers.

[Member #6553]

Here is my list of bad AMPs. Following up from my good AMPs.

#1 125 xx Lake Ridge. No massage at all. Rips you off on time and doesn't change their sheets.

#2 Aqua. Will rip you off on time and ask for high additional tips. Plus, I don't believe they change the sheets.

#3 King Wellness Woodbridge. Just overall bad.

#4 Oriental Woodbridge. Just bad massages, no extras, waste of time.

#5 Always Massage in Manassaa. Just bad.

#6 Panda Massage Woodbridge. Awful.

#7 Golden Rose. Bad Massage.

#8 Comfort Massage Manassas. Bad massage.

#9 Ashley wellness Fairfax. Barely any massage. Mamassan lies to her customers.

[Member #6553]

I know recently I have posted my top 10 Masseuse's. After a couple bad visits, I felt it was best to rank my good and bad AMPs, knowing it can sometimes be dependent upon the ladies. Good AMPs had to perform a very good massage but some are limited extras to none.

#1 Palace Spa. Perform both Massage and extras. Plus a TS.

#2 Dragon Massage. Perform both Massage and extras. No TS.

#3 Healing Therapy. Perform both Massage and extras. Plus a TS.

#4 Eastern Massage. Perform Massage and extras. No TS.

#5 Grunston Massage. Perform Massage and limited extras.

#6 Sasha Spa. Perform great massage and limited extras.

#7 Upstairs Spa. Great massage. She loves to massage your ass.

#8 ZY. Massage are very good with pretty girls, limited extras.

#9 Healing Therapy / jf wellness. Good massage, TS, and extras.

Let me know your good AMPs. I obviously have not been to all in the NOVA.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Decided to visit since I seen PM play was on the menu. I get there and paid for hhr. She took me to the back and I undressed and laid on the table. She came in and covered me up (I was like oh oh). The massage was pretty good but she mainly focused on my back which was pretty annoying. I guess time was running out and she asked if I would like extra time I said sure (hoping extras was on the table). She continued the same routine arms to back to legs to my back again. I was losing all hope. She asked me to turn around but covered me up again. I made sure Jr. Was standing at attention but she didn't budge. So fellas I left with blue balls. YMMV with this place.

Too bad you didn't have a great experience. Was your provider Lisa?

I have seen her a few times now and every experience just keeps getting better.

I like her PM play better than anywhere else because she does heavy grazing while doing a very strong massage on the legs and all of the muscles around the groin area.

This helps me greatly because I spend a lot of time sitting and is also very pleasurable.

The only other provider I can think of who does a similar massage is Nicole at May Wellness who has lately been recommending I try other providers, who've all been pretty good as well.

The last time I saw Lisa, she told me it is very unhealthy to not have a regular sexual release. She also engages me and talks a little dirty during the L1.

My guess would be that you saw a different provider.

[DC002]

I am thinking about taking a trip over to Best. The other review website says it is a $$ tip and $80 house fee. Seems a bit high for an AMP. You have the same experience?

It is not your regular AMP. There are a mixture of Korean and young Vietmiese girls.

With the Viet girls, you are paying for Quality and unique experience and a special dream.

Alsp 200 is not always standard. These gals are expert in many thing including negotiating. We are typically not good negotiators.

Depending on services and the girl, tip accordingly and you can negotiate.

You have the power to walk out or have a great dream.

In any case, treat them nice and smile and be friendly.

Enjoy.

[Bigboybear]

There is a place called Luxe. Listed on Columbia, MD-rubmaps run by a white woman.

She looks reasonably attractive, is very flirty, but has a fair bit of flabby skin.

Operates out of an office where you have to walk past lots of offices, so I'd go in the evening.

The massage is ok. Very light pressure, finishes with an HJ. While it is more expensive than an AMP, she does tease you and talk dirty during the HJ.

It'd be great to get any suggestions for Caucasians in NoVa (other than PV options).

Feel free to PM me or see my most recent comments here. I have visited some attractive Eastern European providers in NOVA (inside / around the Beltway). They post mostly of PD, and use mostly fake pics. HOWEVER, if you ask for real pics or another girl they may provide that. I contact one who gave me another number to contact, and they tend to ping me once every couple of weeks with who may be in town, pics (faceless / cropped or blurred). The rates are some, some offer extras, but most do not. All do HJ / L1. BUT if you are like me and prefer 20/30 something year old Caucasian women (fine with Asian and Latina too, just my preference is Caucasian women first) who are actually those ages and thin / fit then I would recommend reaching out. Some are meh / mediocre in their skills, but a few have been really good, and all are hot. Just check PD, and just ask for real pics or someone in your part of town.

The only draw back is the lack of extras by most. But at worst you are getting an ok massage with a decent HJ / L1 from a hot eastern European woman.

Also I have been to some of parlors in Alexandria with the Asian ladies in the past. They offer more, but for every time I get an attractive woman in her 30's, I got a few more mamasons, which really dampens the mood. I'd rather get a so so massage and HJ from someone I am attracted to (although one or two have been great) vs. A great massage and extras with someone I wouldn't have approached in the first place had it not been for some bait and switch.

[Jonesy72]

Decided to visit since I seen PM play was on the menu. I get there and paid for hhr. She took me to the back and I undressed and laid on the table. She came in and covered me up (I was like oh oh). The massage was pretty good but she mainly focused on my back which was pretty annoying. I guess time was running out and she asked if I would like extra time I said sure (hoping extras was on the table). She continued the same routine arms to back to legs to my back again. I was losing all hope. She asked me to turn around but covered me up again. I made sure Jr. Was standing at attention but she didn't budge. So fellas I left with blue balls. YMMV with this place.

Thank you! You saved me an hour and who knows how much frustration. I happened to check reports while is was in the parking lot, about to go up to try my luck. May still try another time, but figured luck was not on the side of mongers there today.

[Member #6553]

I typically have enjoyed going to this place but recently had a bad time. I scheduled a 90 minute massage with Tiffany. I scheduled 90 min because last time she said she let me massage her if I do a 90 minute massage. So that's what I went with and I am regretting it.

I paid the 140 hf, Table shower was good as usual. When we went back to the room, she started her massage, which was ok. I reminder her about me massaging her. She said no problem. So after she was down with the backside. She gets naked and I massage her back. It wasn't as sensual or sexy as I thought it was going to be. After 10 minutes, I told her I was done.

As she gets up, I am now sitting on the table on the edge in the middle. She comes over hugs me and we start hugging and touching. Which was probably the best part of the supposedly 90 minute massage. So she just starts jerking me off as she gets on her knees. It went for about 5 minutes. It felt good but after awhile. I decided to jerk myself off and cum all over her breasts. She cleans me up and I lay back down.

She starts giving me a frontal massage. I can tell she wants me to end the massage but I paid for 90 minutes. About 5 minutes later she ends it and says I will get you some water.

So I get dressed and get her tip. We never discussed a tip, but for a naked l1. I usually give 100, so I planned to give her 140 since it was a 90 min massage. She comes in, I give her the tip money. She counts it and says not enough. She says I need to give her 40 more for a total 180. So it was a total of 320.

I didn't argue. I gave her extra 40 and departed. Hana saw me after I left and I just said hi and departed.

It's partly my fault. I will never do 90 min massage again, even though she cheated me out of 25 minutes. From leaving my car and getting in my car it was 65 minutes. She cheated me out of 25 minutes.

I will never massage a masseuse again. It wasn't excited as I thought it would be. I never touched any if her private parts. Just massaged her back, shoulders, butt and legs. I quit after 5 to 10 minutes. She didn't seem to be into it.

Her asking for 180 +140 for naked l1 for 90 minutes is absurd, especially when she cheated me out of 25 minutes. I like Tiffany and Hanna. I will partly blame myself but I think I will need to take a break for awhile. I am too nice and I feel like I am starting to get ripped off and I will never say anything because I feel for the ladies, it's a hard life.

Last 2 massages at Aqua (90 and 60 minute massages), they both cheated me out of significant time. I understood the time with Hana, they were real busy and she said she make it up to me next time. This time with Tiffany was absurd, she even told me to was dead all day. So knowing you had very little to no customers all day, you think they wouldn't cheat me out of time, and make sure I go home happy.

Very disappointed in Aqua. If I ever go back it will be to Hana for 30 minutes. However, I am going to take a break for awhile.

Everyone be safe!

[NyHornet]

Was this 12510 Suite B by chance?

Doesn't sound like it. They are Korean and last time I was there, Chelsea and Susie were there. Both quite attractive spinners. I had Susie, literally. Very good time.

There is a new place, I saw advertising on Bedpage under escorts or body rubs, I think at 125XX E.

[NyHornet]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...689424464.html

The bad first. Easy to make appointment with her, this lady has a pretty good massage technique, but lacks the stretching that I like. I opted for the 90 min session, her technique is some where in the middle of medium to soft pressure, I came away some what impressed, but overall disappointed, she spent a considerable amount of time on her phone tending to phone appointments and texting. She gives a standard nova finish, pretty unenthusiastic and robotic if you ask me. As soon as I was done, she asked for a tip, and that's when it went completely south, I gave her what I considered to be a generous tip and she was pushy for more and overall attitude and tune went south real fast. She blocked me from leaving, insisting that I tip her some more. Keep in mind I didn't stiff her on tip or give her something unreasonable. Nothing kills it for me then a sour attitude and pushy nature of asking for more money. I will absolutely not repeat, technique was good, attitude was horrible. Never again.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...695252924.html

And now for the great. I've been going to this lady for awhile now, she's Mira from bedpage, not far from manassas costco, I'm close by which makes it very convenient for me. She is super easy to schedule appointment with, but very much to the point. House is super clean and it doesn't feel like a joint that's setup for the rotating traveling asian lady. I have all kinds of physical pains and ailments that I deal with like sciatica, and I also deal with plantar fasciitis and gout and this lady's thai massage and technique has helped me immensely, as far as I can tell she's the only therapist in this area that does a legitimate massage, walks on the back and applies real pressure to iron out the tense muscles, the stretching is quite intense which is only something I've ever experienced in Thailand. She's pretty and has a nice personality, gives me food most of the time so I rarely leave empty handed. She doesn't do late nights or evening appointments though as I think she shares the house with someone else or possibly a family. If your a night owl this isn't the one for you. You won't get a nova finish at the end however, her ad is exactly what it says. So if you go in thinking she's going to provide something then your SOL. This is my number one recommendation for those looking for a real massage and aren't concerned with a finish at the end. She is busy as hell though so it must not be an issue for her, my only advise is if you arrive late she will cut your time a bit, she books up early and she abides by a schedule.

Mira May be the best legit Thai advertising on Bedpage but their are a plethora of Legit Thai Massage Spas with multiple Thai ladies with the expertise you are referring too. I have been thinking of trying Mira, but haven't gotten their yet. She charges $100 with no release. What kind of tip does she expect.

[MrEnding]

Decided to visit since I seen PM play was on the menu. I get there and paid for hhr. She took me to the back and I undressed and laid on the table. She came in and covered me up (I was like oh oh). The massage was pretty good but she mainly focused on my back which was pretty annoying. I guess time was running out and she asked if I would like extra time I said sure (hoping extras was on the table). She continued the same routine arms to back to legs to my back again. I was losing all hope. She asked me to turn around but covered me up again. I made sure Jr. Was standing at attention but she didn't budge. So fellas I left with blue balls. YMMV with this place.

[KidFarian]

Your story motivated me to try my hand at getting extra service from a "legit" shop.

One day while out and about I saw a Nail Salon near a restaurant I visited. So I stopped in while they prepared my takeout meal to see how the staff looked. After scoping out the usual suspects there was one person who stood out as the most attractive lady there. I scheduled a pedi for the next day.

At my pedi appointment I saw a room that looked like it has a massage table in the back. I asked if they performed massages and the lady called over the attractive spinner and said she would take my appointment next time. After a few days I called and made an appointment with the therapist.

First visit I stripped completely naked and after a few minutes into the session I asked to remove the towel. She replaced it with a hand towel. I thought she would take the hint and take care of me but I guessed wrong. All I got was a few grazes. Towards the end she rubbed but didn't tug before cleaning me up and ending the session.

I wasn't deterred and scheduled a second visit. Long story short, she remembered me and gave a very pleasant rub, tug and finish. She's allowed some limited OTC roaming all over her body and was very nice the entire session.

I've found my "dark side" hidden gem from a "legit" salon.

Mission Complete.

I'm sharing my story to help motivate others to find their own success stories but I'm not discussing this place in an open forum. The place is very quiet and I don't want to ruin a good thing.

Happy Hunting. Kid.

I've had a few PM's about this place so I'll answer all the questions here.

Since my post the sessions have gotten a lot more sensual and pleasant. The OTC roaming is still very pedestrian but I'm not pushy. She lets me roam on her on the bottom and top but nothing besides OTC. Her conversation is getting more open as well, she deprives from a lack of attention from her man so I compliment her on everything and she seems to enjoy talking to me about her life and such. The massage is limited to less than 5 minutes of rub and 25 minutes of stroking very slowly with balls play for the entire session of edging before I explode.

Can't wait for the next visit but I think all she is giving is a very good handshake and great conversation. Keep in mind the handshake has gotten better with each visit. She knows what I want and delivers a bit better each time.

The damage is less than a normal AMP visit and she seems to appreciate any tip she receives.

I will only exchange who this is with a "True" hidden gem from a trusted senior member. Sorry but I'm not losing out on this one.

Kid.

[Guy501]

Needed a little relaxation, so stopped by Best in Chantilly.

Old home week but Lucy had a new rotation.

She said my Coco gone home till 12/15 but will be back. I think she is the nicest Viet girl and exudes sexuality.

Jenny came back front vacation and is also a hot shapely Viet girl.

She was available and I had an hour of wonderful dreams that drained and revitalized me for the weekend.

Also met Rose. Also met Rose there about a year ago. She is a pretty sexy babe that is Korean and knows how so make you happy. I remembered her well from the year ago. 2 sessions.

Always treat the ladies nice and they will treat you nice.

They know I tip well so there is no road blocks to delightful fun.

DC.

I am thinking about taking a trip over to Best. The other review website says it is a $$ tip and $80 house fee. Seems a bit high for an AMP. You have the same experience?