Massage Parlor Reports

**Tophat31** · 12-01-23 15:13

Originally Posted by Eddie223 [View Original Post]

Hi guys,

I'm going to be coming back to town for work and staying in Ballston in a couple months. I won't have a car, curious if there any recommendations for places with walking distance? I'm eyeing Retreat, it's a little less than 2 miles. Nothing in that area has recent reviews on RM, which is why I'm asking here. Please feel free to PM.

Won't be until early Feb, but I will report on any places I hit. Unless someone DMs me something good and asks me specifically not to.

There is nothing in Ballsron. Tried every place and it's legit. You are going to have to take the metro train to Tysons for the independent Thai providers.

**Ripley0404** · 12-01-23 13:38

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

Herndon: There's a girl who operates out of a Sterling plaza who I had mistakenly thought was another Haydee shill but turns out she's a busty Brazilian vixen who shares the name with a state that begins with the letter L. She told me not to make a review and to keep things on the DL and I respect her wishes. She provides some legitimate services like waxing in addition to massage as a licensed esthetician. A good visit you can PM me for details.

PM'd about Herndon / Sterling Brazilian. Would love details. Anyone else happen to know who she is? Thanks.

**Eddie223** · 12-01-23 12:15

Hi guys,

I'm going to be coming back to town for work and staying in Ballston in a couple months. I won't have a car, curious if there any recommendations for places with walking distance? I'm eyeing Retreat, it's a little less than 2 miles. Nothing in that area has recent reviews on RM, which is why I'm asking here. Please feel free to PM.

Won't be until early Feb, but I will report on any places I hit. Unless someone DMs me something good and asks me specifically not to.

**Member #6553** · 12-01-23 07:32

I found out why Coco does the TS and then leaves for the massage and comes back for L1. She has an arm injury. So if you want a good massage at Rte 1, need to choose Mimi. If you want an L1 and a great TS, then choose Coco. Just know, you may end up with the mamasan to massage you if you go with Coco. She's very nice but very old and is more like a mother figure (not a MILF).

**Abba91** · 11-30-23 21:15

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Saw you were active today and sent you a PM.

Sent you PM.

**PilotAviator** · 11-30-23 19:19

Thanks to Tom McAn, DisMan6, FourNick8, and others who sent PMs. Appreciated the gently shared information.
When “talking around” a “sensitive subject,” is SOP, the language of gardening, dreams, and space-orbital mechanics seems an odd-grouping, but it can at times communicate with a bit of style (and at times, confusion).

Always be nice to the ladies
PA

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

If my memory serves me correctly L1 refers to a HJ, L2 refers to a BJ, and L3 refers to FS.

**FourNick8** · 11-30-23 18:01

Saw you were active today and sent you a PM.

**AudacityFark** · 11-30-23 15:50

FH 70 bucks. Place is clean and staff was friendly. Allowed me to roam her body, no FIV or tits sucking, and tried to give a good massage for 25 minutes. Limited English but offset it with her nice cat bath skills.

**Rreemptivecum** · 11-30-23 15:45

Ruby wasn't a spinner but she looked pretty cute in her age. Pretty accommodated but also she had some limitations. Not too good not too bad experience.

**SmittyJ** · 11-30-23 15:42

Made a trip to Vivi spa in warrenton this week and saw Helen. Helen is the sweetest soft spoken provider I have seen in a long time. She is short, maybe 5'0, cute, dressed in sweat pants and a tshirt, nothing sexy but she makes up for it with her sweet demeanor. Her massage skills are on point! One of the best I've had. She takes her time and works your back and shoulders. When she moves south she does this thing where she starts at the top of your ass and runs her hands all the way down to the end of junior. I could iterally have her do that for 30 minutes. She works your arms and legs and continues teasing along the way. On the flip she asks if I want anything else rubbed, which of course I point to jr. She first spends some time rubbing around junior and the boys and taint. Then she starts the stroke, a little to fast for me so I tell her I like it very slow. She complied and boy her hands are magical, I popped in a minute or so. She had no issue with my hand on her ass. She Cleans me up with hot towel and is very thank for the. 6 tip. She is a sweetheart, this place is HJ only but the massage is amazing. The place is clean and fairly discreet if you park in the back.

30 min. 6 I think we went lightly over.

Personality 10/10.

Massage 9/10.

HJ 9/10.

Tip. 6.

**JmSuttr** · 11-30-23 14:33

Originally Posted by VictorSmitham [View Original Post]

Wow, she is absolutely beautiful but how safe is this website? Can they be popo? How can you ensure safe mongering?

Many (most?) of the women on that site have info that can be researched to verify whether or not they're legit. Ads on other sites, reviews in this forum (or elsewhere), and pics or phone numbers that can be searched to see when and where they've been active.

Whenever LE decides to run a sting, the easiest way is to throw an ad up on listcrawler, or similar site, and then arrest every sorry john who shows up. Pretty much every time they do this they end up with arrests in the double digits, easy-peasy. No need for them to run their own ad website to accomplish essentially the same thing, namely individual arrests of mongers for misdemeanor solicitation.

So, while I don't think they're LE, I don't like that you basically have to click on each provider's pic in order to see her rates. You can click the boxes to narrow things a bit, with respect to services offered, but there's no way to specify a price range. There's a keyword search feature but you need to create an account and be signed in before you can use it. I also think that any time an ad website also features reviews there's an automatic conflict of interest. That's because the site wants to keep providers happy, so they'll keep spending money on ads, which means there's a chance they allow providers to have negative ads removed. To what extent that's a problem with PD, I don't know, since I'm not a member or a user of the site. And there also seems to be a pretty high level of GPS going on. Maybe other forum members who've used PD can chime in?

I personally think Tryst is better, mostly because of the search features. As far as safe mongering is concerned, always do your homework first and always resist the temptation to see the newest (which usually means unreviewed) providers. Better safe than sorry.

**TheBarbarian** · 11-30-23 13:32

Originally Posted by VictorSmitham [View Original Post]

Wow, she is absolutely beautiful but how safe is this website? Can they be popo? How can you ensure safe mongering?

This website is very popular in various parts of California. Similar to Tryst, so can vouch the site itself is legit.

**FourNick8** · 11-30-23 11:31

Originally Posted by DisMan6 [View Original Post]

You're not the only one, PA! I was also wondering what caused the influx of this term since it (seemingly) came out of nowhere very recently. Wonder where it came from.

This term L1, L2, L3 is very popular on other boards like eccie and in other regions. It's a cryptic way to describe HJ, BJ, and FS.

I'm sure others question why some here pay in roses and visit providers to have dreams.

**DisMan6** · 11-30-23 11:15

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

Ok Brothers. I've seen the term L1 pop up lately (and a lot this week). I can "sus out" what it means based on context, but I am curious as to the usage derivation. I checked the USASG Abbreviations Tab, as well as other social media and information bearing websites -- as well as just googling the term -- NADA.

Berate me if you must, but I'd appreciate someone listing the definition (or providing a URL of the definition).

Thanks.

Always be nice to the Ladies.

PA.

You're not the only one, PA! I was also wondering what caused the influx of this term since it (seemingly) came out of nowhere very recently. Wonder where it came from.

**BuckshotWatson** · 11-30-23 10:55

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

I saw a neon sign for a place from I-95 that I knew to be an AMP years ago so I stopped by yesterday to see what was there now. Turns out a new group now occupies the space so I thought I'd TOFTT. During the session, I heard the door chime ring and I soon heard a male's voice that I took to be another customer. The guy was using all kinds of foul and profane language, yelling at the MS about a double charge on his credit card. My first thought was why would anyone use a credit card at an AMP (I always use cash) and secondly, I had to wonder what class of person uses such foul and profane language. While the scene created by this guy changed the mood of the MT with me 180 degrees I had to just chalk it up by saying even low class people have voices. I didn't notice the place's new name but their neon sign is visible from the southbound lanes of I-95 at about the 163 mile marker.

I'm always looking for new experiences; anyone know the name or address of this place? TIA.