Massage Parlor Reports

**The Real Mrdj** · 10-24-23 16:25

She arrived on the 15th from China. Speaks very little English. 7/10 looks; 8/10 body; 8/10 MM tits D cup (perfect shape size and proportion). 9.9/10 GFE. Had a blast! $1.4 plus house. Will repeat.

**LowerBackPain** · 10-24-23 15:02

I saw a neon sign for a place from I-95 that I knew to be an AMP years ago so I stopped by yesterday to see what was there now. Turns out a new group now occupies the space so I thought I'd TOFTT. During the session, I heard the door chime ring and I soon heard a male's voice that I took to be another customer. The guy was using all kinds of foul and profane language, yelling at the MS about a double charge on his credit card. My first thought was why would anyone use a credit card at an AMP (I always use cash) and secondly, I had to wonder what class of person uses such foul and profane language. While the scene created by this guy changed the mood of the MT with me 180 degrees I had to just chalk it up by saying even low class people have voices. I didn't notice the place's new name but their neon sign is visible from the southbound lanes of I-95 at about the 163 mile marker.

**You Chooch** · 10-24-23 13:09

I had the pleasure of meeting Laura last week. F / B / M,7/8/8. She was very pleasant to speak to and spoke good English. With her dress on she has a body of a 30 yo, once the dress came off it was a body of a 45 yo. After she massaged me, I returned the favor. She was clean shaven and enjoyed me playing with her clit where she became soaken wet! She applied the cover and I slid her to the edge of the table and pounded away. She said next time it's her turn. Standard fees, nothing outrageous. I may go back in a pinch, we clicked but I just didn't feel that connection. The tip was asked for upfront, which is fine with me and there wasn't any negotiating. Before I used to enjoy the thrill of the hunt but that doesn't exist anymore. It's too easy! Good luck to all and stay safe and treat the women nice no matter what!

**LowerBackPain** · 10-23-23 18:28

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Why in the fuck are you doxxing this person?

Can I put your info up here?

A2

**LowerBackPain** · 10-23-23 16:16

Having tried most of the places along the Franconia corridor, my continuing search for older, thin MTs with natural boobs finally led me across the street where I found M&M Wellness. Took a bit of searching to find the place (as I thought it was directly across from the others), but was met at the door by Lee. Not as old as I first thought, but what drew me in was the skirt she was wearing. I think I paid $80 for the hour and my usual $100 for the lovely. They do have a TS (hard to believe I still find some rare places that don't) and she was very thorough. The massage was good with cream instead of oil and she (Lee) was open to all. Before leaving I was introduced to the second MT there (Nipoony? Both Korean and I would repeat. The best thing I've encountered in an AMP was the position of the mirror. She said each room has the same mirror mounted horizontally which allows an added visual. Really hope more places do this as it really lets you see your MT at work. I understand that they (AMP providers) read this forum; all it will take to get me to visit (older ladies or not) is for you to lengthen and rotate that mirror so that it is parallel with the massage table. Anybody know if those are the only two or if there are any others on staff there?

**FourNick8** · 10-23-23 15:23

Drove by May Wellness this afternoon on my way to my gym across the street. There was a cute Asian woman standing on the curb in front of May talking on her phone and wearing see through black tights, a red sweater, and ballet shoes. When I left the gym 45 min later (it was a short chest day) she was still standing there like a shreetwalker. I pulled over and asked her if she worked there (pointing to May) and she said yes. I didn't recognize her though, she was thin 5'5" with a round flat face and a nice ass you could see through her sheer tights. Anyone know who she is?

**Karscfk** · 10-23-23 13:46

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

The accounts that are obviously shilling for May Wellness also have 200+ posts yet they sit firmly in my ignore list.

Are you sure you mean May Wellness? The seemingly fake accounts are for Grace at Forever Wellness. All of the accounts that have commented on May Wellness are longtime posters who are very real. YMMV, of course. And I've been to May enough times that my personal mileage has varied significantly. But Sunny and Cheri are both wonderful. Sonny is bubbly, Cheri is quiet, but both provide a tremendous sensual massage (but no FS or BJ). Some of the other providers there are less sensual, but Nicole will listen if you ask for young and sensual — she makes adjustments for me.

**FourNick8** · 10-23-23 12:45

Last week I reported on a visit to a new place with a surprise ending. Now for the rest of the story;.

Today I popped in for a repeat visit and was greeted by a different girl who looked similar to not quite the same as last week. Went for a Hr massage and it was indeed a good massage but that's all. Just like massage envy she stuffed a sheet between my legs to not see or touch anything. About half way through the massage I asked her if another girl worked there and she said no. I replied really? I thought I had seen another girl recently and she said she got fired yesterday. I looked surprised so she took out her phone translator and explained in detail.

She said the boos (a Chinese man) fired her because a customer talked about her doing nasty things. After she was fired she returned with he husband to argue for her job and the boss laid out all the details. The original girl then admitted that she let a customer early in the day touch her because she thought the customer would leave. The girl giving the massage today said the original girl was bawling tears and her husband was going to divorce her and her kids were ashamed.

I just finished my massage, tipped, and left never to return. I feel bad that she was fired and now has family problems but can't regret posting. Here was a girl working in an AMP who knowingly got me hard without any encouragement, then asked for an early flip to give me a HJ without me suggesting anything, and finally allowing me to slip her clothes off and fondle her entire body including fingering and nursing. After looking at the yelp ad again I am pretty certain the girl that took care of me last week was the one picture in the ad. If anyone sees her again there let me know but I won't be going back.

**CanaPunter** · 10-23-23 11:56

Originally Posted by PomLovesThais [View Original Post]

He's a senior member over 200 posts not sure fair to bash him. Looks like a good detailed review he spent time on to inform others with intel.

The accounts that are obviously shilling for May Wellness also have 200+ posts yet they sit firmly in my ignore list.

**MrEnding** · 10-23-23 11:20

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

For me half the fun is finding a new place with extras that has never been reviewed here of on any other boards. Last week I walked by a place in a small office complex in Vienna. It was nondiscretp with the words Wellness Center on the door which was locked with a clock sign saying cone back in 45 minutes. No reviews anywhere except for one yelp review by that crazy John F guy who has written a yelp review for about every AMP and even posted pictures from the inside on many. My monger smell picked up a scent of extras so I had to investigate.

This morning I visited a new ACS girl in Springfield and on my circuitous way home I stopped in and found the door open. Things did not look good at first sight as there was one MILFY Asian in sweatpants and a t-shirt and two foot massage chairs. I asked for 30 minutes anyway and she took me across the hall to another room with a massage table behind a locked door. I stripped, laid down, and waited.

She came in and started a CMT quality massage and when she moved around the table to do my legs she planted those sweatpants right against my hand. She rubbed my legs and ass in one long stroke and every time intentionally rubbed across my package. She then moved to my inner thighs and the area between my ass and balls and got me really hard. 10 minutes into the massage she asked my to flip.

With no mention of tip or services she goes straight up for junior with both hands oiled. I really wasn't expecting this and after just depositing a load in a cute Chinese ACS girl didn't think much would happen. I'm still enjoying the show as I pull those sweatpants down and the t-shirt up. I enjoy rubbing all over that exposed body with a little light FITV and FITA and rubbing her clit to make her wet. I asked, but she politely declined BJ, DATY, and FS; after all this is my first time and I only met her 15 minutes before. After 20 minutes of two handed stroking with my complaints from her I realized a load was not forthcuming so I told her I'll cum cack soon to try again.

Still no tips had been discussed so on the way out I asked her how much for the massage. She showed me. 35 on the brochure and I gave her 90 total for her efforts. She looked pleasantly surprised and on the way out gave me her personal digits and asked me to text her when I want to set up another "date". I will definitely return.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/moonriver-w...-center-vienna

I went the other day and enjoyed my time. She has a soft touch but moved with caution with me. On the flip she asked if I wanted a head massage and I'm sure junior poked out when the blanket was over me. She started to massage my chest and abdominal area and just went for it. Made me explode everywhere. I definitely will repeat.

**NestaM** · 10-23-23 00:07

Originally Posted by Eerock [View Original Post]

https://crystalcityrestaurant.com/ ?

Haven't been there in years, others may know better.

Saw and reviewed her about a month ago- prettier in real life, good attitude and nice, but robotic and mechanical.

Oral was okaay and she's an alright fuck but definitely rushed through it all.

One time thing for me, def wouldn't repeat.

**PuntaJaco43** · 10-22-23 18:01

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

10 minute massage cannot possibly be CMT level. 4 nick obviously never been to legit massage so he throws word CMT liberally.

Cana, I sincerely believe that your contrarian and argumentative position is a positive on this forum but on this topic I feel that FourNicks has the upper hand. His reviews are consistently well written, informative and humors and he knows the subject matter.

Additionally I know a gal that will provide you with a 10 minute CMT massage with plenty of attitude to go with it.

**PrivatePyle** · 10-22-23 14:28

Originally Posted by Abrakadabra010 [View Original Post]

Can you please share the location details?

It's May Wellness on 236/ Main Street in Fairfax. Be careful when you search not to go to M&why Massage.

**Abrakadabra010** · 10-22-23 13:14

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Another true GEM. Now that sunshine "Sunny" is away on vacation, Cherry is onboard. She is such a sweet and simply gorgeous. Her massage skills are above average, almost put me to sleep. Such a sweet soft young lady. She will keep your attention for sure. I have to say the manager knows exactly she is talented and such a sweetheart. She has the right amount of attitude and people skills to keep this establishment fresh and stable with the talent. She is something special herself. Along as she is there, I will keep coming back over and over again. If they ever get a table shower, it will be deadly over there lo. Sunny definitely 10, Cherry, ill give a her an 8.5. Manager, she will always be a "10" with me.

With that being said fellow mongers, keep them around with courtesy, respect and great hygiene. That the least we can do in this hoppy. The sun don't shine forever so while it does, lets make it shine together. Happy Mongering.

Can you please share the location details?